"Aria, how do I kill you?" Hanna shouted, getting annoyed at the game console. The four girls were in the game room, while the boys and Maya were in the hotel rooms watching a scary movie. Aria, Spencer and Emily laughed.
"Press buttons, that's what I'm doing." Aria shouted. "I'm trying not to kill you, you know."
"That's nice, isn't it?" Hanna said, sarcastically. "How do I kill you?" Hanna shouted.
"I don't know."
"You're killing everyone in sight."
"Yah, by pressing random buttons, I don't even know what I'm doing." Aria said, her fingers wildly tapping the buttons on the controller. Hanna did so, and pressed random buttons, killing everyone, and breaking everything in sight – except Aria.
"Try and tone down the killing spree, Han." Emily said, laughing, but it didn't stop her.
"I have to kill her." Hanna screamed, standing up on the couch, and jumping up and down while pressing random buttons in the process.
"Why do you have to kill me?" Aria said, laughing along with Spencer and Emily.
"What's going on? We keep hearing we have to kill her." Toby said, as the three boys and Maya entered the game room.
"And the fact it sounded like a fucking horror movie in here." Ezra said, causing them all to laugh.
"Yes." Hanna screamed, as she pressed more buttons. "I have to kill you, you bitch." She shouted to Aria. Aria threw a grenade, and blew Hanna's arm off. Hanna looked at her with a straight face. "How the hell do you do that?" Hanna asked her, looking at the remote then up at Aria who was laughing.
"I told you Hanna, press buttons." Aria said, and in the spur of the moment, Aria killed Hanna. "I killed you, you little fucker."
"Damn it." Hanna said, falling onto the couch, she spread out her legs so she was laying sideways on the couch, her feet in Spencer's face, and Spencer's feet in the her face. "I could've won that."
"No you couldn't." Emily said, and Hanna threw a cushion at Emily's head, which Emily threw back, and hit Hanna.
"I didn't appreciate that." They all laughed at Hanna's line.
"She replied. What should I say?" Maya screamed, her phone in her hands.
"Who replied? Were you searching instagram for phone numbers again?" Spencer asked, drinking some beer.
"You know it." Maya replied.
"Who are you today?"
"Justin Bieber."
"Who was she last time?" Caleb asked, sitting on Spencer's legs. She yelped, but he just smirked.
"She was Mila Kunis." Hanna said laughing.
"It's so fun having power over people." Maya said.
"You'd make a great queen." Ezra said, laughing, causing them all to laugh.
"I know. And, she is asking for a pic. What do I do?"
"Google." Toby said, and Maya tapped away, and smiled triumphantly.
"The little twat believes it."
"You're so mean." Emily said, laughing.
"What is she saying?" Spencer asked.
"It's just piling in with love." Maya said.
"And what does that love say?" Hanna asked, giggling.
"I love your work, you're so hot – apparently, like how is a baby face hot – and well the usual shit I got." They laughed. "I need something that'll make her go crazy. Anything?"
"So proud." Emily said, laughing.
"Kay, what about inviting her around to his house, because I can track down his address." Caleb said.
"Yes, what is his address?" Maya asked Caleb, and he showed her the address. "What an unfortunate street name." They laughed.
"What is it called?" Toby asked.
"Dyke road." Spencer said, looking at the address. "Sixty nine. Dyke road. That's really unfortunate." They laughed.
"Alright, so come over to my house, for a night of love." Maya said, and nodded, before she sent the text.
"Still so proud." Emily said.
"She replied."
"With what?" Aria asked.
"Sure baby, what shall I wear?" Maya squealed. "Oh god, he's gonna get a surprise tonight." They all laughed.
"Let's put happy wheels in." Aria said, and put the game in.
"I'm so going to win this." Hanna aimed, and the boys laughed, but she looked at them.
"No you won't." Ezra said, laughing.
"Why not?" Hanna asked.
"It's not exactly happy." Caleb said.
"The why is it in the title?"
"It's irony." Spencer said.
"I'm still gonna win."
"Play it." Toby said, and Hanna played it.
"Oh."
"Yeah," Caleb said.
…
"Hanna. I am shocked." Aria said, holding up her flask.
"Crap." Hanna said.
"Crap indeed." Spencer said, smirking.
"I may be blonde, but I ain't a dumb one." Hanna said, grabbing the flask unexpectedly from Aria. Taking a sip of it, she spat it onto the carpet. "EW! What the fuck is that? Uh, that's gross. I don't even know what it is."
"Throw." Maya said, Hanna threw it, and Maya took a sip, spitting the drink out onto the carpet. "Disgusting. Oh my god. Wow." Maya sat down on the bed.
"Ezra!" Aria called.
"What." Ezra shouted back. The guys were watching a scary movie.
"We need you to try something."
"Why?" He asked.
"Cause you probably know drink mixes better than us."
"God, I'm not an alcoholic. What do you think of me?" Ezra said, and they all laughed.
"Shut up."
"Okay, throw me the drink or whatever." Maya threw the flask. "Is it safe?"
"Stop being a pussy and drink it." Hanna yelled, and Ezra rolled his eyes. Caleb, by now, had stopped the movie, and he and Toby were watching Ezra. Unscrewing the cap, Ezra took a gulp.
"Shit. Fucking shit. I haven't had that since freshmen year." Ezra said, pursing his lips. Toby and Caleb laughed. "Shit!"
"What is it?" Maya asked.
"I think its vodka, whiskey and scotch. But, the question is why the fuck did you have it in your flask?"
"I don't know why. It was just in my flask. I took a sip, and I spat it out. Now the question is how do you know what it is?" Hanna said.
"I went to college parties, they hand you a cup, and you just drink it." He took another swig.
"Why are you taking another swig?" Caleb asked, and Ezra shrugged.
"It burns your tongue."
"How?" Toby asked.
"Be my guest." Ezra said, throwing Toby the flask. He took a swig as well.
"Shit. It does. Oh my god." He passed it to Caleb, who took a swig, and pinched his nose.
"Jesus fucking Christ. Thank god I'm going to the same college as Hanna, she won't end up dead." Caleb said, throwing the flask back to Hanna, who started searching the fridge for a bottle of vodka.
"Or the girl on fire." Emily said, laughing. It was one of the Kahn parties, and they were just all watching a drunk Hanna, who had drunk two bottles of vodka.
"Not true." Hanna whined, pouring the contents of her flask into her sink. "Ewww. It looks like vomit."
"Yeah, that's vodka, scotch and whiskey for ya." Ezra said. "Looks like vomit in the cup and coming up."
"Ewww." Aria said.
"You don't go to college parties and not throw up. You might not throw up on someone's shoes though." Ezra said, making a face at the memory.
"You didn't." Spencer said, and Ezra nodded.
"Yeah, and then I had to pay for new ones, and I lost five hundred bucks. Five hundred bucks on shoes when I could've spent that on a chair or something."
"Yeah, but you can use shoes so much more than a chair." Hanna said.
"Do you grow out of a chair?"
"No."
"Do you grow out of shoes?"
"Yes." Ezra looked at her. "Damn."
I know I haven't updated in a long time, mostly because I haven't had any time, but here it is.
Bye Dolls