-Needed to eliminate writer's block-
So I wrote this.

For those of you who read Spoiling Revenge, an update is in the works.
For those of you who read Protecting Confession, I'm trying to get to it, I promise, but it's slow progress. =/

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Matt and Mello. If I did this scene would have been in the anime/manga. xD


"Matt, if I was a girl, would you still date me?"

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"Hmmm. Your silence speaks volumes." The blond muttered a slight grin in his voice.

He smirked at his lover, as the red-head stared at him.

They were cuddled up in bed, sleepy, and Mello was tracing patterns on Matt's chest.

"Why can't we ever have a normal after-sex cuddle?" The gamer asked, tiredly, "You always want to talk about the weirdest things. Just let me hold you."

"But I'm curious!" Mello whined, "I wanna know if you'd still date me if I was a chick! I want to know if you'd love me, even if I didn't have a dick."

"Then yes. I'd love you even if you had a vag."

"What about if I was a hermaphrodite?"

Sigh.

"Mell I—"

"Because if you'd like me even if I was a girl, why would you have a problem with—"

"Mello." Matt interrupted.

"Yes...?"

"I'd love you even if you were a girl because I'm bisexual, idiot."

"...Oh." Mello pouted, "Right."

"Now let me hold you." Matt whispered in his lover's ear, snuggling into the blanket and wrapping his arms around him.

"Fine," Mello muttered, relaxing into his boyfriend's embrace, pout still in effect.

"Yes." Matt whispered.

"Yes, what?"

"Yes," The red-head repeated, "I'd love you even if you were a he-she. I'd love you if you were fat, I'd love you if you were poor, prudish, or even if you told me tomorrow that you quit the Mafia and wanted to go to clown school. I'd love you no matter what."

"I-I love you too, Mattie."

"Good, 'cause I mean...fuck, Mells, I even stuck by you when you went through your bowl-cut stage."

"...Fuck you, love, fuck you," the blond replied.

"I thought I just did."


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