A Sirius Joke

Chapter nine

Disclaimer: I still don't own batman or Harry potter and this will likely remain the same.

A/N: Hey, another update here, sorry it took so long and I'm sorry if it seems a little rushed, been busy, plus I'm ill… anyway here is another chapter hope you all enjoy. I apologize for any grammar or spelling mistakes.


(Harry's POV)

Harry could barely believe that it had been a week since he last saw Sirius. He understood that Sirius would have to hide low for a few days, but he still wished he would come and visit him, I mean he could at least apparate here.

He remembered when he was talking with officer Gordon, he was absolutely horrified to hear what Sirius had done... He wandered if there was something else that had pushed Sirius over the edge and make him become the Joker.

He didn't think it was just the time he was separated from Sirius, it had been longer when he was in Azkaban for twelve years... No there's another reason for Sirius becoming the 'Joker', and I will figure out what it is.

Heaving a sigh, Harry began making his way through his morning ritual, he had an important meeting (according to Millie) that day, and under no circumstances was he to be late!


(Jokers/Sirius's POV)

He couldn't believe it…

His Bambi was here. He felt like crying with joy.

It seemed so surreal; he hoped and prayed to the stars that this wasn't an hallucination, and he was really drugged up in Arkham, the place couldn't hold him long, but when they get a hold of him, they didn't half try to make him brain dead, how anyone could consider that place a place for mental recovery/help he had no idea… It certainly hasn't helped me any.

Shaking his head from his digressing thoughts, he began thinking of his next plan. If he knew his godson (which he does) then he had no doubt that Harry would of told them about him, or what he could tell them about him that is, not enough to truly figure him out, but a lot more information than they had before, it was one of the things about being as 'good' and 'pure' as Harry, he was a golden boy, but he didn't really care about what the police or Arkham staff guessed about him, or what they thought of Harry, it was the Batman and his little bird brats that concerned him.

Batman was originally another player in his game; he felt that the Bat could have been a great ally-friend- even, he just had to get off his high horse that he called justice, honestly how could he think that the justice in Gotham was fair, it was only the wealthy that got their way, the rest suffered, not that the Bat knew that, what with him being the playboy billionaire that he is.

He knew just who the Bat was, poor little orphaned Bruce Wayne, it was obviously really, he has the motive, and look at all the kids he's got that he has help him around town… but now he had Harry… Harry, he would help him, finally he had his godson back and together they will take down the Bat clan and rule Gotham!

"Hah ha.. haha… hahahehehah.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


(Harry's POV)

Pulling his phone out of his pocket, he began fiddling around with it trying to find the contacts so he cold speak to Amelia, however he was so focused on his phone he didn't see where he was going.

Lying on the ground, a slight look of confusion on his face he sat up to see a man looking just a dazed, however he wasn't on the floor like Harry, but all his paper work was.

"Oh I'm so sorry Sir, I wasn't paying any attention to where I was going, to focused on that silly phone device. Here let me help you with those."

Harry spoke so fast, and was soon on his knees picking up all of the papers and folders off of the floor before the other man could even take a breath to speak.

"No I'm sorry, I'm in a rush you see..."

With that, the man knelt down also to help Harry collect all the paper work. Looking up Harry smiled at the man.

"Well, I think proper introductions are in order. My name's Harry Potter Black."

Harry was rewarded with a small yet guarded smile in return.

"My name's Jonathan. Jonathan Crane."


A/N: Sorry it's really short, it would have been longer but I have a killer migraine… I promise I will make the next chapter longer, as I shall be applying my rule of 'a thousand words or more'... Please R&R

(Edit update: 10/1/2017... you know when you have a really good idea about what you want this character to do... but then you forget... What's your purpose Crane, you smexy beast you.)