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Roxas sat there staring at his darkened reflection imprinted on the television screen. He slowly lifted the spoon up to his lips and then pushed it through his lips into his mouth. His eyes were wide and glazed he didn't blink until the shouts started.

"Hey open up!"

Knock knock mused Roxas

"Open up God-dammit!"

Knock knock, who's that knocking on my door? Roxas overtired subconscious chanted

"Roxas I know you are in there."

Knockity knock knock, I wonder if he takes requests, Chopsticks maybe or William Tell? Roxas's delusional subconscious had wondered to far, time to put it back on its leash.

"I'm coming" Roxas grumbled. He finished licking his spoon clean and then went to put the container away. He knew there was someone still waiting and still knocking at the door. He also knew who it was, that's why he wasn't in any rush to answer the door. Roxas walked to the door and paused with his hand on the knob.

I don't have to let him in. Roxas removed his hand.

"Roxas I can hear you mumbling."

"Did I really say that out loud?" Roxas whispered.

"Nah, I was just calling your bluff. Making sure you were actually there. You know getting a human response." came the all too cocky voice's statement.

"You know I don't like the tone you're taking with me." Roxas's tired and offhanded reply resembled something his mum would say. Hopefully it would work the same with Axel. Give him a big hint saying 'it's not working. I think you're an idiot'.

"Roxy you sound like your mum."

Roxas said nothing and banged his head against the door. "Roxy, the hell he did" Roxas grumbled to himself.

"I can still hear you and if you don't open the door soon I will resort to drastic measures."

Roxas sniggered, he was still only on friendship probation anything he tried he could hold against him. There was nothing he could say that Roxas couldn't counterattack.

"Do your worst." Roxas's words leaked out challengingly from his smirk.

Roxas heard nothing he pushed his ear close to the door as possible. There was still no sound. Then there suddenly was a horrible, horrible sound that made Roxas want to claw his ears out.

"ROXXXXXEEEEEE! ROXXEEE-OODLEY-KINS! DON'T LEAVE ME OUTSIDE BY MY LONESOME. ROXXXYYYYY HOW COULD YOU DOO THIS TO MEEE! HOW COULD YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON WHAT WE HAD! IT WAS SOO SPECIAL. THE WAY YOU MOANED MY NAME!"

Axel paused and heard very loud thuds coming from the other side of the door. Either Roxas was bashing his head against the door as means to repress this memory or he was sharpening an axe. Neither of these appealed to Axel.

"Roxas let me in or else I will keep going." Axel paused as the thuds stopped, all he could hear was his breathing and then he looked up and saw Roxas's elderly neighbour giving him a sort of 'I-always-knew-he-was-gay-and-had-maniac-tastes-but-wow-I-would-like-to-spend-some-one-on-one-time-with-him' looks. It made Axel give an uncomfortable smile and then rolled his eyes when he came face to face with the door. The banging started again. Axel could not let this happen Roxas was gonna knock himself out and then no way would Axel get in. Oh yeah, and of course Roxas would be knocked out.

That has some positive aspects Axel chuckled to himself.

He smacked his head for that nasty thought and cleared his throat.

"ROXY! PLEASE! LET ME IN! I PROMISE I WILL DO THAT THING WITH MY TOUNGE THAT YOU LIKE!"

Axel was grinning like a madman when the door flung open. Two hands grabbed the front of his shirt and he was roughly thrown inside the door slammed behind him.

Next thing he knew Roxas was straddling him.

Wait this isn't how I expected it to turn out a very surprised Axel subconscious mused.

Then Roxas grabbed his collar with both hands and started to roughly slam Axels head against the floorboards.

"Don't you get probation?" Roxas growled as Axel's head slammed into the timber.

All he got in response was a disgruntled groan.

"Gah" he then shook the boy because obviously he didn't want an unconscious Axel to deal with. Let alone having his parents come home to see an unconscious redhead sprawled on their hallway floor. Yeah that'd really make their day.

"What, you happy now. You're inside and my neighbours think I'm gay."

Axel's eyes snapped open at this; he grabbed Roxas's fists and detached them from his shirt.

"No offence Roxas but I think they thought you were gay without any of my help."

Roxas roared (yes he roared ha-ha sounds funny, people do roar when they are angry. I have proof I am one of them -) and pushed himself forward giving up the idea of Axel's collar and launching straight for his glandular.

Let me give an overview of the situation.

Roxas is now in a kneeling position with his wrists in Axels in hands, which are on either side of his head. Roxas is leaning down over Axel who is blushing to such a degree that his face and hair are now indistinguishable.

Roxas sat up with an air of superiority and crossed his arms "Says you."

"What?" Axel's blush had now simmered down to a light pinkish colour. Hey, his recovery rate was good.

"My neighbours don't think I'm gay, well that is they didn't until you started making lewd suggestions on my porch."

"Rox man, have you actually not noticed how you are, uh, positioned at this moment in time."

Roxas and Axel simultaneously looked downwards to where exactly Roxas was sitting. Roxas face shot up and he started laughing nervously.

"They could have though we were wrestling. Straight guys wrestle, right?"

"You would know better than me."

"Huh?" Axel turned his face away from Roxas, who coincidentally stood up and fumbled over to his couch.

"Roxas, I uh…"

Roxas put his face in his hands and let out a very exaggerated (by most peoples standards heh not mine of course) sigh. "Everyone's turning gay on me!" He then proceeded to flop backwards on his couch.

"You should take that as a compliment."

"Don't start you!"

Axel walked over to the couch and sat down next to Roxas who had his hands covering his face yet again.

"Look, Roxas I…"

"Roxas! Get all dolled up you femme-boy we're going out. Oh hey Axel. Didn't expect to see you here and Roxas not mauling anyone, you wanna come with us?"

Roxas rolled off the couch "he's not coming and where are we going"

Sora pulled an 'eee' (you know when you step on something) face and gave Axel a 'well be a man and do something" look.

"Roxas get over it, I'm coming Sora."

Roxas stomped up the stairs to his room and slammed his door loud enough to create reverberations that knocked a painting off the wall.

xXx

Roxas was lying on his bed when Sora walked in wearing jeans and a nice shirt. It wasn't his usual irritatingly bright coloured shirt but a nice navy-blue long sleeved shirt. The horizontal lighter blue strips made Sora looked taller than he actually was. So yeah in summary Roxas thought he looked…Alright.

"Come on Roxas get up. You're coming and that's final. Why are you more moody than usual? Having some girl troubles."

"No Sora, the problem is not with me and in a way it's got something to do with girl problems.

"Axel told you his sexual preference huh?"

"First of all…what? You knew and didn't tell me? Secondly please never let the words 'sexual preference' grace from your lips again, for the sake of my mental health."

Sora chuckled "Aw what's wrong widdle woxy? Did the fact that your brother might have a sexual appetite scare you? Don't tell me I have to tell you about the birds and the bees."

"For the love of hypocrisy! You are the last person that should tell me about the birds and the bees." Roxas stood up with dramatic flair and flung open the door to his closet.

"That's right Roxas hide in the closet like you do."

"What? Sora what? Refer to me being gay one more time and I swear I will kill you."

"Hey, I meant it in a harmless way, it's your closet case mind that keeps transforming it into something suss, and before you jump on me. Remember I like it when boys do that."

"GOD EWW SORA!"

Sora laughed himself off the bed, how he loved to mentally scar his little brother.

"Come on Roxas, I of all people knew that you were different around Axel."

"Leave that sicko out of this."

"That sicko may I mention has been hiding his feelings towards a certain oblivious blonde for well over a couple of years now. Due to the fact that you are in DENAIL and if I may say so, not the most welcoming of characters! I can see how your attitude would deter him, or maybe it's a turn on. I dunno Rox it's a tough one maybe I should consult Oprah. "

"Sora stop, I'm serious."

"But Roxy, you two would be cute!" Sora didn't have time to dodge a Puma sneaker thrown at his head.

"Roxas in all seriousness, has the thought never occurred to you."

This question was met with silence. "Roxas, I know you feel weird about it but it's not a deformity. But if you aren't interested in him that way, I think you should let him know. Because I'm pretty sure it will hurt more if he continues along on false hope only to be rejected. Look you know what he's been through. Be nice Roxy."

Roxas heard the door close and he continued to preen himself in front of the mirror. Sora had told him earlier that they were going out to a club that his friend's uncle owned and they'd been invited as special guests. The fact that Sora was bringing two just underage boys with him had not been noted. Roxas pulled on jeans and his puma sneakers and topped it all off with a black woollen sweater. He put his favourite silver chain around his neck (because boys don't wear necklaces) and ruffled his hair. Roxas sighed and sprayed on his deodorant.

xXx

Sora and Roxas waited patiently out the front for their ride. Apparently some old pen pal of Sora's wanted to rekindle their friendship or something. A Benz pulled up in front of their driveway and out hopped a silver haired god. There was no other way to describe him.

Pen pal my ass. Scoffed Roxas