A Dragon's Rant:Sorry for taking so long to update I started working on a new story and I wanted to get the first few chapter's done up, I read all the votes and it's no shocker of who you guys want to be on with the story
Tobi walked into the kitchen. It was pretty quiet as he started to write down the things the base needed. "Hey fucker, what are you doing?" asked the silver haired male. "Tobi is going to get some stuff for the base." The immortal gave a thought, "then while your there get some fucking milk and some rubbing alcohol." The masked nin put those items on the list. "Oh and while your at it, get some fucking toilet paper, bleach, coffee, hair gel...on second thought gimme that," the immortal took the list and added to it what they needed and when he was finally done he gave it back to the masked nin and left. Tobilooked at the list. Madara almost crumpled the paper because most of what was on the list were things Hidan himself wanted. With a sigh, he got another piece of paper and made another list and put a few things from the first on on it. "There is no way Tobi can do this by himself," he said to himself as he heard foot steps. "Do what by yourself Tobi~san?" Madara looked at the bluenett, "the shopping list, we need a lot of things," he replied in his hyper voice. Konan picked up the list and gave it a once over, "you're right. I could come with you if you want." Tobi jumped up, "r-really Konan~sama?" She smiled, "sure we do need more medical supplies since with Hidan we go through them quite fast. And with the way Deidara was, he has hardly any left." He gave a nod at this, "lets go Konan~sama." With that they left.
After getting all that they needed, Tobi and Konan stopped for some dango when they heard two girls, also having dango, talking. "Hey did you hear what happened?" a girl with long brown said to her friend with short red hair. "No. What happened?" the red head asked. "Get this," the brunette went on about how over a week ago she was shopping when she saw a dark haired male hitting on a blond. Then the dark haired male started yelling at the blond when she told him that she was a dude. "No way...wait what? The blond girl was a guy?" said the red head. At this point, Tobi and Konan became interested in the story the brunette was telling her friend. "Yeah and there is more." She went on about how after the blond walked away, the dark haired male followed him. "What happen to the blond? And please tell me you didn't follow them," said the red head. Both the origami artist and the masked nin also wanted to know. The brunette looked down, "well you see..." The direction the blond and dark haired male went happened to be the way the brunette had to go to get home so she slowly walked behind them. When things got violent, she went to run away when she stepped on a twig and it snapped distracting the dark haired male. "And when he looked in my direction the blond made a white bird, jumped on it and flew away." Tobi and Konan looked at one another. The red head looked at her friend, "he he didn't hurt you did he?" The brunette shook her head, "no he told me to come out and when I did I just told him that this was the way I needed to take to get home...I ran for it, the guy really creeped me out. He looked messed up." The two friends finished their dango and as they left Madara heard the brunette, "that blond guy sure was cute but I hope he is ok, he was really badly hurt," she said before they disappeared down a small hill.
Madara chuckled to himself as he thought, to bad he's taken. "So without knowing it, that girl helped Deidara get away," Konan's voice broke through the Uchiha's thoughts. "So it seems...but I wonder who the other male was?" They both sighed as they thought the same thing, we will have to ask Deidara himself. The pair finished their dango and headed back to the base. When they got there they put the stuff away. "There, now we are fully stocked on everything," said the bluenett. After putting all the other stuff away, they were about to make Deidara some lunch when they heard, "where's the money?" The two looked at the missing nin that just walked into the kitchen, "T-Tobi did nothing, Tobi is a good boy." The origami artist sighed, "we spent it on supplies that we desperately needed." Kakuzu's face dropped, "did you really need to spend that much?" Tobi took this time to leave the kitchen, as he saw a few sparks fly between the two. "Kakuzu~san we had hardly any thing in this base. We have enough money to sustain us for months so just let it go." With that, the stitched man left grumbling about wasting money on such things while Konan went back to making the bomber's lunch.
Tobi entered the room the bomber was staying in to find that he was gone and in his place a few box's, Madara sighed, can't stay put can he? He thought to himself as he left the room and went to the one place he knew the blond would be. Tobi walked down the halls to Deidara and Sasori's old room. He opened the door to find the last bit of the bomber's things were packed along with other box's marked Sasori. When stepping further into the room, Madara found his blond sleeping on the puppet master's old bed. The Uchiha sighed and started taking the rest of the boxes that belong to the bomber to the other room with the rest of them. When he came back, he put Sasori's thing in his old work shop all while the bomber slept. He placed the last box away, then came back to the blonds side and sat next to the bed just as the bomber jumped and sat up in a panic. "S-sempai are you ok?" the masked nin asked as place his hand on the blonds shoulder. "Y-yea un," the bomber relaxed. "Tobi took the rest of your things to the other room sempai." It was then the blond realized where they were and started to get up. "Thanks un." The masked nin helped him. "We should go back to the other room un." As they left the room, Deidara closed the door.
Just as the got back to the bombers room and got everything moved, Konan walked in with his lunch. "Deidara~san I have your lunch." The blond looked over to the bluenett and smiled, "thanks mom." She set the tray on his night stand as she sat down on the side of his bed while Tobi sat on the other side. After Deidara finished his lunch and took some vitamins. Both the masked nin and bluenett were looking at him and in his non Tobi voice Madara spoke, "Deidara what happened to you?" The blond looked at them in confusion. The origami artist sighed, "he means what happened to you to get those injuries." The bomber looked down and sighed, better tell them he thought.
~flashback~
The sun was shining as a light breeze blew through the leaves of a silent forest as the blond haired akatsuki member stepped out and into an open field. Thin clouds floated by casting faint shadows on the grass while Deidara sighed as he walked to a lone tree to rest. He sat down, glad to sit and rest for a bit after the intense battle he just had to obtain a very rare and all most nonexistent scroll. He took it out to look at it. It was very old and his curiosity got the better of him and he opened the scroll. It was for a summoning but what it summoned he couldn't tell since the name was smudged. Although by looking at the signs, he could tell it was for something big and powerful. I wonder what it could be? He thought to himself. Then it occurred to him that though the signs were few, they were also difficult. Just then his stomach growled. The bomber put the scroll away as he got up. There was a village not too far from where he was, so he headed there. I wonder how Danna is doing with his mission, the blond thought to himself. Deidara and Sasori had both been sent on solo missions, but something was off today. As he got to the path that went through some trees to the village, the bomber started to get a bad feeling.
Deidara was almost to the village when a dark haired male stepped forward, "hello Deidara. It's nice to see you again." The blond just looked and saw it was Sasuke Uchiha. "Leave me alone un." The other male crossed his arms, "is that any way to talk to the person that likes you?" he replied sounding hurt. "I have already told you that I don't care about you and I'm already with some one un." With that he continued on his way. "We will see about that my dear Dei~chan," the other male said before vanishing. Now entering the small village, it was mostly for travelers who needed supplies or a place to stay. He went to a dango shop and ordered some dango. It was lunch time, so the place was busy. So as he waited, he ordered a drink, but as he went to take it, the cup cracked and the bad feeling got worse. To pass the time, he picked up a paper and flipped through it. A few moments later, his order came up. He took the dango and paid for it and his untouched drink. Upon leaving the shop, he heard a voice, "leaving already?" He turned to see Sasuke. "What do you want un?" The male just smirked as he leaned closer, "that should be obvious by now my dear Dei~chan." The bomber stepped back, "you do realize I'm a guy right?" The Uchiha glared at the blond, "so, why should that stop me? Whatever I want, I get." Deidara had enough of this. The kid just didn't get that he wanted nothing to do with him. This happened before and Deidara would have killed him but Itachi said that he would deal with it later. Yeah right, the blond thought. The bomber started to make his way back to the tree he was sitting under, not wanting to bring any more attention to himself.
The Uchiha followed, "don't ignore me Deidara, it hurts my feelings." The bomber turned around, "what do I have to do to get you to leave me alone un?" This had gone on long enough, the kid started to like the blond from their last fight saying he never met anyone who fought him so fiercely before. Since then, the younger Uchiha had been following him, showing up every time the bomber was on a solo mission or away from his partner and always trying to convince the bomber to leave the akatsuki and join him and Orochimaru. The Uchiha's voice broke through the bomber's thoughts, "come on Dei~chan." That was it, the bomber had enough. Reaching into the bags of clay he had at his sides, he let the mouth hands infuse the clay with chakra and threw it at the kid, "piss off un!" There was an explosion, but the Uchiha dodged it, "that's not very nice Deidara." The fight went on. That's when Deidara noticed that the Uchiha's attacks were not powerful enough to kill him, just to injure and tire him out. It was then that Sasuke threw a kunai hitting the clay bird in the bomber's hand, setting it off, sending the blond flying. When Deidara came to his senses, he noticed the awful pain and looked to see his arm was gone. "Damn fucking Uchiha!" He swore at this point. He knew he had to retreat. Still feeling tired from the mission, he put his hand into the pouches to get some clay and began infusing it when, "aww you lost your arm Dei~chan?" The blond looked up to see a smiling Sasuke, "you know I am now the only one who can make you truly happy," he said. The bomber glared at him, wait what did he mean by now the only one? As he thought this, the younger Uchiha leaned down when snap! The Uchiha looked in the direction the sound came from, "you there come out or be killed," he then turned his back on the blond for a second, but a second was all the bomber needed. As he made a clay bird a young girl with brown hair stepped out from behind a tree. That's when the blond hopped onto the bird and took off. The Uchiha looked back and glared, "damn he got away. Oh well no matter." He turned his glare back to the girl, "please don't hurt me. I was just going home." She then took off running leaving the Uchiha behind.
~end of flashback~
At the end of it, both Konan and Madara were doing everything they could from going out and killing the younger Uchiha. Silence filled the room until Madara spoke, "he will pay for this." The bluenett looked at him. The bomber spoke, "when should we give him his payment un?" Both the origami artist and the Uchiha replied, "when you are better." The bluenett picked up the blonds dishes, "we will plan out what we will do about this. Until then Deidara, just get better." With that the origami artist left. The masked nin couldn't hold back any more as he pull the bomber in an embrace and held him close. Itachi should have killed that pest in the beginning, the masked nin thought. "Don't worry sempai, we will make him regret what he did."The bomber sighed, "I wish i was fully recovered un." The Uchiha looked at the blond, "don't worry about it. This gives us time to plan our revenge." While the bomber and the masked nin talked, Konan did the blond's dishes when a voice broke through her thoughts. "So when were you going to tell me about your plan?" the bluenett turn around to see Hidan. "Oh come on, you think I want to fucking miss something like that?" The origami artist sighed, "if you want to be in it fine." The immortal smirked, "fucking right!" The bluenett sighed and went back to doing the dishes as the silver haired male left.
~a few hours later~
The door opened as a pale figure stepped in, "Ssasuke if your going to be ssulking like thiss then go get him and drag that blond here." The Uchiha just looked at the snake man who entered his room. "What? All I want is to know how he makes those living bombs of hiss you can have him." The younger male got up from his bed, "I'm going out," he said as he walked passed the other male. Orochimaru just smirked, "very well." With that, the snake closed the door and walked off vanishing into the shadows of the many halls in his hideout. Sasuke stepped outside and looked at the sky turning many colors as the sun was setting for the day. He then jumped up into a tree to watch the sunset. I wonder how my Deidara is doing? I hope I didn't hurt him to bad, he thought to himself as the last of the sun's rays vanished and the darkness of the night took over.
