Since the next day was Saturday, Randy set up a breakfast date for me and Miz at IHOP.
Randy dropped me off just as Miz arrived.
"Morning Randy," he said "And this must be your beautiful sister Avary."
"That's me," I said "Nice to meet you Miz."
"Pleasure is all mine" he said, bowing.
I rolled my eyes at Randy, who was silently laughing.
"Have fun" Randy told me, driving away.
"So Avary," said Miz, getting closer "Do you like waffles?"
"Yes I do" I told him.
He got closer to me, so close that we were face to face. "Well I'll get us a big stack," he said "And maybe later I'll show you my big stack."
He stepped away from me and went inside.
I gagged not only from his awful pick up line, but from his breathe, it was HORRIBLE!
We sat down and Miz ordered us the big stack of waffles he said he would.
"Did you know I was the first ever Unified Tag Team Champion and United States Champion all at once?" he asked me.
"I know that," I told him "It's very impressive."
"And you know why I was the first person to ever have that achievement?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm The Miz and I'm awesome!"
I closed my eyes so I could roll them. When I opened them are waffles were in front of us.
"Uh excuse me,' Miz said "I ordered chocolate chip waffles, not blueberry."
"Sorry sir" said the waiter.
Miz grabbed the plates of waffles and dropped them on the floor. "Try again you idiot" he told the waiter.
The waiter flushed red and picked the waffles up and carried them back to the kitchen.
Miz was laughing. "What a stupid idiot," he said "I bet he still lives in his mom's basement and plays Dungeon & Dragons with his other nerdy friends."
"So Miz," I said through gritted teeth "Tell me more about yourself."
That was a mistake.
All throughout our meal all he did was talk about himself. He talked even more then Zack Ryder and Jack Swagger did combined and believe me, they both talked a lot.
When the waiter came to give us our bill Miz said "I'll pay the bill, but you don't get a tip because you're a stupid virgin who lives in your mom's basement and the service you gave us wasn't awesome, it was awful."
He threw the money at the waiter, then got up and walked out of IHOP.
I pulled a ten dollar bill out of my pocket and handed it to the waiter. He looked at me surprised and I said "He's the idiot, not you. I hope the rest of your day is better then this."
The waiter blushed.
I walked out of IHOP to see Miz standing there, his arms folded.
"What took you so long?" he asked.
"None of your business," I snapped "You know Swagger and Ryder were conceited, but neither one of them was as rude as you."
"Oh boo hoo. You'll get over it."
"Fuck you jerk."
Miz grabbed me and said "I'd love to fuck you."
I smacked him, then pulled away. "You are a rude, selfish son of a bitch!" I yelled.
"Don't bring my mother into this1" he yelled "My mother is a saint."
"Too bad she ended up with you as a son!"
"You're just made cause I'm awesome! Be jealous you stupid cunt!"
I glared at him before reaching in my pocket and pulling out a breath mint. I threw it at him and said "You need it asshole."
"I'm sorry Avary,' Randy said "I was hoping John was wrong."
"Well he wasn't," I said angrily "Randy he was the worst yet."
"I'm sorry Avary."
"I hate you."
"If it makes you feel better, John set up your next date."
"Who am I going out with now?"
"Dolph Ziggler."
I thought for a moment. "You mean the dude with bleach blond hair who says he's perfection?"
"That's him" said Randy.
"Okay."
"He's coming to get you at 7. I have no idea where you guys are going."
"Okay."
Lets hope Dolph is better then Miz.
If not I'm killing both John and Randy.
I would've kicked Miz's ass if he acted like that to me.
Then again I hate him, so I wouldn't need a reason to kick his ass, I'd just do it lol!
Next up is Dolph Ziggler.
Will he better or worse then Miz?
Review and let me know!