Answer to last weeks question: After her mom punched her in the face. FrostbittenRose you got it right, I'm sorry I still haven't written you your sneak peak so you have a free one for the next chapter.
Christian POV
"Everyone okay?" I heard someone ask. Everyone gave muffled okays.
Oh boy, was I going to enjoy this... Eddie looked around the elevator, surveying it with a knowing glance.
"You know what this reminds me of?" he paused to give someone a chance to answer, no one did, "Being burned alive. Awe, those were the days," he had a dopey look on his face as he pretended to remember. For extra effect, I engulfed him in a wall of fire, making sure not to burn his skin. At first his eyes widened in panic, then they glazed over with a calm realization that it was just me.
"Oh, look," he murmured, "there it is. Now this, this is the life," he sighed, putting his hands behind his head. A few people backed away. I rolled my eyes.
"Dude, quite it. Your making people suspicious," I hissed loudly enough so that the people around us could hear it, but I didn't want them to. I then snapped my fingers, instantly making the flames go out. Eddie narrowed his eyes at me.
"You ruin all my fun!" he shouted. I rolled my eyes. Our foal was to make these people hate us by believing we are evil slaves of the devil. Or something like that, whatever their religious beliefs were. In my best malicious voice I bellowed,
"There is no time for fun! We are on a mission!" I raised my hand, a fire ball flaming in it and hurled it at Eddie. He pretended to wave it away and I sent it towards the wall, slowly extinguishing it as I closed my palm. What I didn't know as I relaxed my hand was that the fire ball wasn't fully extinguished yet and as I unclenched my hand, it flared up. It had already passed through the wall, making a tiny hole and was now sailing through the elevator shaft as a big ball. At least I didn't know this until Eddie and I heard- with our enhanced hearing- Adrian scream.
"Awe what the hell was that for!" In a very high pitched voice. Possibly losing my scary image, I peaked through the hole left in the elevator and saw an even bigger hole leading into the second elevator that held Adrian and Rose. I held back a smirk and turned back to the people watching me intently. I could tell Eddie was holding back a laugh and gave him a tiny smirk. I opened my mouth to begin speaking when I felt a pain sear through my back. My hand reached towards the aching spot, finding a dart their. I yelped and Eddie burst out laughing. How the hell did Adrian do that? I thought to myself, but raised my hand, causing a fire to rise everywhere.
"SILENCE!" I bellowed. Everyone froze and stared at me. Eddie turned to them- recovering from earlier. He rubbed his hands together in a super villain mock way.
"So I assume you're wondering why I gathered you here today," he then laughed evilly.
"Enough-let's get to business. Who wants to die first?" I asked, pretending to pull out a gun. I then stopped and pulled off my coat- searching frantically, "DAMMNIT! I LEFT IT IN THE OTHER JACKET!" I shouted.(A/N okay so I'm not that funny, I know. I'll go back to Rose and Adrian. They were somewhat entertaining. Sorry)
Adrian POV
I stared in horror at the burn on my arm. It had burned right through my light long sleeved shirt and left a nasty burn. What the hell was Christian doing down there? I thought to myself. I gave a half smile to Rose, who had a worried expression on her face. Earlier she had pulled out a game of darts and threw one- with amazing aim I might add- at Christian.
"What's that?" Alison asked. I turned and looked at the hole.
"Mice?" I tried. I expected her to squeal and get as far away from it as possible but she just stared at it then smiled.
"Cool!" She said, "Hey can we have a concert? Like each of us sing a song?" Almost everyone agreed to it and she went first- singing an Eminem song. (A/N ;) Don't I know you so well Dork?)
(A/N if you don't like crude language I suggest you don't read the lyrics)
Yeah
Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely K-mart
Yeah, yeahYou find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extent if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right blasphemous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re-frigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super-man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green ChronicCause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is...
Rain ManNow in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is...
Rain ManYou find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and zoom-a
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shitCause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is...
Rain Man
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)
Has anyone seen my jaw? Because I was pretty sure I lost it somewhere during that rap. She was insanely good, yeah. But it was more of the lyrics. She laughed and gestured for Rose to go.
Rose paused then began to sing in a beautiful voice.
If I die young, bury me in satin Uh oh, uh oh Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother The sharp knife of a short life, well If I die young, bury me in satin The sharp knife of a short life, well And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom The sharp knife of a short life, well, So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell 'em for a dollar If I die young, bury me in satin Uh oh (uh, oh) The sharp knife of a short life, well So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh well
Life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
I've had just enough time
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
I've had just enough time
I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger,
I've never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holdin' my hand,
There's a boy here in town, says he'll love me forever,
Who would have thought forever could be severed by
I've had just enough time
What I never did is done
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin'
Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
The ballad of a dove (oh, uh)
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save 'em for a time when you're really gonna need 'em, oh
I've had just enough time
Although most wouldn't, I understood what she was singing about. She was talking about her life, about the probability of her dying. The thought that she thought she would die young made me sad. It was my turn. I met Rose's eyes as I began to sing.
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
In a voice only loud enough for her to hear I whispered, "And I'm okay with that. I'll just be you friend," I saw a smile creep up on her face and gave her a- friendly- hug. She smiled.
"I'm glad Adrian," she whispered back. I pulled back and realized that she was still wet from the water fight. I handed her my jacket. The next person went up. I couldn't help but smile when they began.
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum BA-badum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."good day
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum BA-Ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum BA-ba-dum)
[ From: . ]
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away,duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum BA-BA-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man,running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?"
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
By the end everyone was laughing and singing along, I smiled at them. Suddenly, the elevator jerked upward. I was jerked into the wall, my arm bending into an uncomfortable position. The doors opened and many people jumped out. My arm however, was stuck in the hole inside the elevator.
"Rose?" I called helplessly. She turned to look at me.
"Yeah?" she asked.
"A little help?" I asked. She pursed her lips to think about it.
"Remember when I told you that you would regret the trick you played with the sleeping arrangements?" she asked.
"No," I told her honestly. She smiled.
"Well I'll just give you some time to think about it," she said, lunging forward and hitting all the buttons, "Have fun!" She called.
"You're an evil, cruel person!" I cried as the doors closed.
"Roza!" I heard Dimitri groan from the ground.
"Sorry, it's what I do."
Funny? No. At least the slightest bit entertaining? I hope. Sorry I know I am losing my touch with this story! Don't worry I'll work through this writers block (which I have).
Okay this sneak peak is easy. Next chapter is prank week. So tell me your best prank and BOOM! You get a sneak peak, promise!
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