Okay. Here it is. The long anticipated (not really) final parody chapter. That's right. Parody of fanfic. Take it away, Jimmy. Wait. You haven't read it. You don't know what's going on.
James: Oh, I'll figure it out.
James' Alternative Ending
The mystery was solved by the amazing, outstanding, meowing, whiskerful, tail-ific, delicious bass catching...What was I saying? Uhh... JIMILINI! With his sidekick... HIMSELF! Give a round of applause! Now, the amazing Jimilini will diveklatsofalanopy through a giant GOLDFISHINFLAGEN! His wonderful assistant, Himself, will now release, THE GOLDFISHINFLAGEN! The GOLDFISHINFLAGEN will now swallow Jimilini whole, whilst juggling Happeta!
Happeta: What? *gets carried onstage* NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! *gets eaten by GOLDFISHINFLAGEN*
Well... That was unexpected...Oh well! Turns out Riley's gay... The end!
Rin: But, that's my other fanfic.
James: Well, now he's in this, too... And gay!