DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
When Haruhi got to school the next day she did her best to just go along like everything was normal. She went to class, sat between the twins and listen to whatever the instructor said.
Then finally a message orb floated into the room.
"IT IS NOW TIME FOR CLASS ROOM 1-A TO ATTENED THE THEIR MANDATED PHISICAL. WILL THE STUDENTS PLEASE PROCEDE TO FLOOR NUMBER 89 ROOM NUMBER 116," it said.
"Very well students please go ahead," said the instructor. The students quickly got up and headed to the elevator. As they road down, Haruhi started to think of something. She
"Hey I was wondering something, what's the deal with physical exams here?" she asked the twin.
"What do you mean?" they asked right as the elevator got to the floor.
"I mean what exactly happens at them?" asked Haruhi.
"Nothing different then from any other institute," said Hikaru.
"Why should it be any different then any other?" asked Kaoru.
"Yeah I guess you're right," said Haruhi. The group had just about reached the examining room.
The minute she opened the door she was surprised to see it was filled actual human medical examiners and scan orbs!
"Welcome," they all said.
"What the?" said Haruhi. "You guys have both human medical examiners and scan orbs?"
"Yeah sure," said Hikaru.
"Why wouldn't we?" said Kaoru. Doctor
Haruhi looked at the two of them.
'I guess they're use to this for some reason,' she said. She sure wasn't. This wasn't anything like an ordinary exam she ever had at her old institute. They didn't even have a human doctor. They had a robotic nurse and one scan orb to over look them during an exam. She'd only ever seen real human examiners when it was something serious like during the Lobelian attacks. Even when all she needed was a routine check-up, she usually had to been seen by a robotic doctor at a health clinic with only one human running the clinic.
She walked around the different doctors as they set to work examining the different students.
"Hikaru Hitachiin,"
"Kaoru Hitachiin," said two different orbs appearing in front of the twins.
"Yeah," said Hikaru.
"That's us," said Kaoru.
"Patients Confirmed, Please Follow Us," said both orbs.
"Sure thing," said the twins following after them.
"Haruhi Fujioka,"
"Ah!" Haruhi shouted as a scan orb suddenly appeared in front of her.
"Uh yes," she said.
"Patient Confirmed, Please Follow Me," said the orb.
"Um okay," said Haruhi as she walked after it.
"Look at Hunny and Mori,"
"I wonder why they're dressed like medical examiners,"
"Huh?" said Haruhi looking off to the side where Hunny and Mori where indeed dressed up like examiners.
'They're so obvious, what's with the disguise?' she thought.
"I have those two on back just in case," said Kyoya suddenly appearing next to her.
"But what's with the disguises? They don't even blend in," said Haruhi.
"They're just helping to set the mood. It's helps to make it feel more like an espionage mission," said Kyoya.
"Whatever," said Haruhi.
"Weight down 2 kilograms," she heard one orb say. She looked over to a big girl was currently being scanned by an orb with its human counter part.
"Very good, very good," said the doctor charting in the examine disk.
"These doctors and orbs are a bit too friendly and not truthful?" said Haruhi.
"This is more for ceremony. Most of these students have their own scan bots, robotic examiners or even human examiners at home. So this is mostly formality set down by the head chairman of the institute," said Kyoya.
'Oh these damn rich people,' Haruhi thought.
"Haruhi Fujioka," said her orb, "Please follow me."
"Yeah, yeah I'm coming," said Haruhi walking after it.
Kyoya smirked when suddenly he felt someone bump into him.
"I'm very sorry," said the scraggy looking examiner.
"It's no problem," sad Kyoya. The examiner bowed and ran off.
"Huh," said Kyoya. He didn't really look like one of the examiner that was supposed to be here.
"Hikaru Hitachiin,"
"Kaoru Hitachiin,"
"Please Proceed Behind The Privacy Shield To Prepare For Examination," said both the twins' orbs.
"Doesn't matter to us," said Hikaru.
"We're not shy, who needs a shield?" said Kaoru. Both immediately stripped off their shirts reviling their fine toned chests. All of the girl students and even some of the women examiners all stopped and stared. A bunched even screamed with delight.
"Well I see the physical exams are still very popular," said Kyoya.
'What's wrong with the girls at this institute?' thought Haruhi.
"I can't stand it Kaoru. The very idea that that orbs are going to try and expose your body. It's just not fair," said Hikaru.
"What are you talking about Hikaru? You're always telling me my body's absolutely perfect any time you play with it," said Kaoru.
The girls were screaming even louder now.
'Dear lord,' thought Haruhi. Suddenly she felt herself being shoved back.
"What the?" she said.
"This way Haru-Chan!" said Hunny as he and Mori pushed behind a privacy shield.
Suddenly out of nowhere she felt another pair of arms come around her.
"I've been waiting for you my princess," said a familiar voice.
"Tamaki-Sempi?" said Haruhi in surprise as she finally stumbled to the ground.
"You're so cute when you're surprised," said Tamaki smiling at her.
"But what are you…," said Haruhi.
"Don't you worry, I'll protect you," said Tamaki.
Haruhi looked up and suddenly noticed an image orb scanning Tamaki changing the image.
"Haruhi Fujioka, Time To Begin Your Examination. Please Finish Stripping And Come Out From Behind the Shield," she heard the orb from the other side of the shield.
"I promise I'll protect you Haruhi," he said before walling over to the shield and moving it aside ever so slightly to revile himself.
"Haruhi Fujioka?" said the orb.
"Yes I am Haruhi Fujioka," said Tamaki.
"Negative, Not Student Haruhi Fujioka," said the orb.
"Yeah that orb's right. That's not Haruhi, its Tamaki,"
"He must be using an image orb,"
"But why?"
"Is he trying to be funny or something?"
Haruhi groaned. From the other side of the shield she could hear the twins laughing and Tamaki shouting at them. Soon he came back behind the shield.
"I'm sorry, they figured it out," he said timidly. Haruhi turned and glared at him.
Tamaki immediately whimpered and backed away!
'I knew it, he's lives in his own carefree world,' she thought. Just then she felt a hand on her shoulder.
"Haruhi ready? I've gone and set up a different room for you, a special boy's clinic. I have a medial examiner there sworn to secrecy and an examining orb programmed to keep everything secret as well," said Kyoya.
"It turns out all of the human medical examiners and orbs are provided by Kyoya-Sempi's family," said Hikaru.
"Would have been nice if he had said something sooner," said Kaoru.
"I had to get my revenge too," said Kyoya.
'I don't even want to know,' Haruhi thought as she hurried down to the room for the clinic.
The minute she walked in, she was greeted by another examine orb.
"Haruhi Fujioka," it said.
"Uh yes," said Haruhi.
"Patient Confirmed, Please Follow Me," it said floating back into the room.
"Hello Miss Fujioka," said the human examiner, "I'm well aware of you situation. Please go ahead and change behind the privacy shield."
"Sure," said Haruhi as she walked over to the shield. She had barely started to take off her jacket and stripped off her shirt when she suddenly heard a noise from behind her. She turned around was shocked to see a man in an examining uniform sneaking behind the privacy shield!
"Um excuse me," she said timidly.
The man turned around in fear.
He immediately lunged at Haruhi and cupped his hand over her mouth.
"No please, it's not what you think! Please just be quiet!" he pleaded.
"Haruhi!" she suddenly heard Tamaki shouting.
Both she and her doctor looked over in time to see Tamaki running in and kicking the doctor in the shoulder knocking the man into the wall! Haruhi was so startled she almost didn't even realize that the other hosts had also show up.
"One, good looks that attract the public eye!" said the twins suddenly appearing next to her.
"Two, more money then you could ever imagine," said Kyoya.
"Three shivery that won't ever be able to overlook…," said Mori.
"…the horrific wickedness of this galaxy and its worlds," said Hunny. Haruhi could suddenly feel Tamaki's shirt dump on top of her head.
"That's what makes up The Ouran Host Club and Flight Team!" he said.
"We're here, watch out!" they all shouted together.
"Please don't hurt me! Spare me my life!" shouted the examiner getting on their hands and knees and bowing before them.
"I'm an examiner that runs a three robotic unit clinic on a lower level, my name is Yabu," he said.
"Did he say his name is Yabu?" asked Hikaru.
"That's crazy what a horrible name for an examiner," said Kaoru.
"Unless you're a quack," they both said.
"I know," said Yabu, "I only came here to see my daughter. My wife left me last month and took my daughter with her. But I know she attends school here."
"Um I don't mean to pry but why did they leave you?" asked Haruhi.
Dr. Yabu pulled out a hologram card and pressed play. Immediately an image came up with his wife and daughter shouting about how foolish he is with his money to the point they couldn't stand it and left.
"I just wanted to get to see my daughter one more time so I came here. It took me forever to get up as it was. Then when I did I was mistaken as examiner here for the physical exams," said Yabu.
"Well you are wearing a doctor's outfit," said Hikaru.
"Anyone could mistake you," said Kaoru.
"Then if happened," said Yabu as another image appeared showing him walking up to a girl and starling her, making her scream and calling him a predator.
"That's so tragic!" said Tamaki.
"Dr. Yabu, I think you're looking for the wrong place," said Kyoya. "Are you looking for the Orin Institute?"
"Yes that's right," said Yabu.
"I thought so. This is Ouran Institute, you're daughter doesn't go the school here," said Kyoya.
"Kyoya could you figure out what floor Orin is on? I'd like to help this man find his daughter," said Tamaki.
"Of course," said Kyoya.
"Thank you," said Yabu before heading to the elevator. The hosts all watched him walk off.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" asked Hikaru.
"Even if he finds his daughter there's no guarantee she'll forgive him," said Kaoru.
"Well that's just something he'll have to deal with," said Tamaki.
"Um you guys, can you all please leave?" asked Haruhi.
"Haruhi are you still mad at me? You're not thinking about quitting the club or our flight team, are you?" asked Tamaki.
"No, I need to finish my examine, remember?" said Haruhi. "And I don't want you to think I'm doing this for food. I'm doing to payoff my debt." She smiled at the guys.
"You're so cute Haruhi!" shouted Tamaki as he lunged at her.
"Get off me!" shouted Haruhi.
"Well everything looks good. Thank you Miss Fujioka," said the Examiner after she finished.
"Thank you," said Haruhi heading out. The examiner finished logging in her data from the orb and was about to head out, when she suddenly heard the orb giving off a siren.
"WARING, WARNING!" It kept saying.
"What's wrong?" asked the examiner. She turned around in time to see a spy cam flying at her.
"Is that a Lobelian cam!" she said right as the cam shot a laser at her!