COMMENTS: Sasuke's short and sweet koffhackdies response.
DISCLAIMER: Masashi Kishimoto is the mangaka. Hayato Date is the director of the anime, which was released by Studio Pierrot. No profit will be made out of this fan fiction. No copyright infringement was intended. The only thing I own here is this piece of writing.
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Naruto,
You do not need me to stick around and make you look like a fool. You do that remarkably well on your own. Plus, you can save yourself just fine. Anyone can, if they want to. I wish you'd go save yourself the trouble from writing back to me, for example, because this is the last time I'm writing back.
We're not the same, you and I. I'm not the person you think I am; I never was. The bonds we shared... let me sever them now.
Go find someone else to be your best friend, someone else who would appreciate it, because I only see what is between us as an unwanted distraction from my ultimate goal.
And for the record, real shinobi do not wear attention-seeking colors. Honestly, try black. You AND Sakura. Her red dress clashes with her pink hair. You can see her coming from miles away, without sharingan, and your...
Orange, 'nuff said.
In fact, I'm not going to answer the rest of your letter either; answering would justify the utter stupidity of you asking me if I'm sexually frustrated - I AM NOT. And I do not have unrequited love for you!
You are an idiot. You are annoying. Every time I see something orange, I think of you, and I think of making orange juice. First with my bare hands, then with a blender.
If you bother me more, I will give you a detailed account of what Orochimaru did to the postal nin. You will not enjoy it.
Sasuke
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Note: Guess Naruto's response. Just take a wild guess. No, really. Because now, Naruto's going to have to work to make Sasuke respond, and we all know he needs help when it comes to Sasuke. Help!