AN- Okay so Casey: aka-pselpevensie and I were kinda high off of a mixture of sugar and Big Time Rush so…yeah…enjoy. PS- *SPOILERS*
Me: So, I don't own the Jonas Brothers…oh wait, they don't read this…Yes I DO own them! (laughs happily)
Nick Jonas: (comes in) Uh, um…No. You don't own me actually.
Me: Oh Come on! Just this once! Give me something!
Nick: (pulls off clip on tie) How 'bout this?
Me: (giggles giddily)
Carlos: (comes in) (Nick silently escapes) What's going on here?
Me: Nooottthhhiiinnng.
Carlos: Oh come on now. I'm not that stupid!
Me: (pulls tie from behind back) Uhhhhh, it's your tie.
Carlos: I don't wear ties. I'm not that sophisticated.
Me: It's one I…bought for you!
Carlos: Then why does it say 'Property of Nick Jonas'?
Me: (rips off tag) I don't know what you're talking about…CASEY COME IN HERE AND TELL CARLOS I BOUGHT THIS FOR HIM!
Casey: (From off stage) Don't drag me into this! (comes in a few minutes later with Kendall)
Me: Wait…I thought you weren't coming in.
Casey: Well…
Me: Kendall promised to kiss you didn't he?
Casey: (giggles giddily) Sooorrry!
Kendall: I can be very convincing when I want to be.
Me: (sighs) MEGAN GET IN HERE!
Megan: (from off stage) Oh HELL no! (comes in a few minutes later with Logan)
Me: Oh Come on! You too!
Megan: (giggles giddily) Sorry?
Logan: Hey, it's not MY fault I'm irresistible! (smiles)
Me: (chuckles and shakes head, very disappointed at friends)
Carlos: (looks very frustrated) JAMES!
James: There is NO way I am getting involved!
All: (everyone looks at each other) FREE HAIR GEL! (James comes pelting in)
James: Where? Where? (looks around, sees no hair gel)) Guys, you KNOW never to tease about free hair gel! EVER! (James attempts to leave) I am SO out of here! (Kendall, Logan, and Carlos block door)
Carlos: Dude, do you know what's going on between Nicole and Nick Jonas?
Casey: (in creepy voice) Big Time Scandal!
Me: Shut up Casey! (Casey looks down in shame)
James: (to Carlos) She likes Nick smart one! How could you not know that?
Me: (shoves James out of room) Goodbye James!
Carlos: Wait…WHAT?
Me: It's James, he doesn't know what he's saying half the time!
Carlos: Well…you have a point there…
James: (from off stage) I HEARD THAT!
Me: YOU WERE MEANT TO! (Kendall, Logan, Casey, and Megan attempt to escape)
Carlos & Me: Oh no you don't!
Kendall: (whines) Oh come on! Why do you still need us?
Me: (To Casey and Megan) It's a chance for you two to redeem yourselves. Tell Carlos… I DON'T LIKE NICK!
Casey: (sighs) Okay, Carlos, Nicole does not like Nick.
James: (from off stage) Yes she does!
Me: (Takes out random giant eraser) For BIG mistakes. JAMES! (Throws eraser at him)
James: (from off stage) OW! You hit the face and ruined the doo!
Carlos: (looks at Nicole and wonders where the eraser came from then looks at Megan and Casey) (They shrug not knowing where it came from either)
Logan: So why do you need me and Kendall?
Me: You two are the only thing keeping Casey and Megan here.
Logan: Ooooooooh…good point. (looks at Kendall)
Kendall: (Kisses Casey)
Logan: (kisses Megan)
(All 4 go off stage to find James)
Carlos: Wait…why are we here?
Me: This was supposed to be a disclaimer. (shrugs) Oh well. (Carlos and Nicole walk off to join others) Nick: (sneaks back on stage) By the way, Nicole does not own the Jonas Brothers (Carlos sees him)
Carlos: (from off stage) JONAS! (runs back on stage and tackles Nick)
All: (from off stage) (laughs hysterically)
An-So if you haven't figured out who the surprise guest is then you are having a serious James moment and if you don't know what a James moment is then you are James Diamond, and if you're James Diamond then you're James Maslow, and if you're James Maslow then I'm sorry I have respect for you but not your character.