The mysterious voice steps forward, and it turns out to be none other than Sasuke Uchiha. He walks up to Itachi, completely ignoring Sarada.
"Nii-san. How has it been?" Sasuke speaks to Itachi.

"It has been fine, but aren't you going to acknowledge Sarada?" Itachi states.

"No." Sasuke says to Itachi. Tei dabs violently after that.

"What are you doing with your arms, Tei? It looks like a mentally retarded chimpanzee having a seizure," Suigetsu chimed in.

"You don't know me, Dad!" Tei shouts at Suigetsu, "You don't know how a vagina works, you virgin! That is why me and Yasha are adopted!"

Suigetsu's head drops in a form of sorrow, and Sasuke laughs.

"Even you have a child, and I'm sitting here responsibility free," Sasuke laughs while being a dick.

"You realize I'm your daughter?" Sarada says.

"Yes, but I pretend I don't," Sasuke mumbled.

"Wow, Sasuke. Just, wow," Suigetsu said. Naruto burst through the door and yells out.

"IS EVERYONE HERE!?"

"Lord Seventh. Yes, we are."

"Naruto. It has been sometime. So, how have you been?"

"Sasuke? Oh, do you mind if I do this right quick?"
"No, not at all."
"SAAAAAASUKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"You guys are fucking gay, and that is coming from the queen of lesbos," interrupts Tei, being a spicy meme as always.

"So, what is our plan, Lord Seventh?" Inquired Sarada.

"Well, if we stay in a sizable enough group, then I foresee us being able to take on a group. We have formed a mega team. This is the kind of team that never fails. We are here to be Konoha's best. Let's give that villain our best!" On Naruto's final word, everyone but Tei and Sasuke say 'aye.'

"So, what I suppose is that we-" Naruto completely goes over the plan, with everyone listening, except for Tei, who stared out of the window at Temari, who was jogging along.

"Man, she is spicy as Hell."

"Are you being a perv, Tei?" Her brother Yasha broke her temporary daydream.

"Hey, don't be no damn snitch befo' I will have to force feed you to Isobu!"

"Isn't Isobu inside of you?"

"Eh, so boo?"

"I swear, you are a very special snowflake."
"You know it, bro!"

Naruto paces back and forth, waiting for criticism on his plan. Finally, after what seem to feel like hours, Suigetsu breaks the silence.

"Two things, Naruto. First, I feel like that plan should be slightly revised. Second, I have to pee," Suigetsu then runs to the bathroom, but walks right back out. "Why is the toilet water black?"

"What?" Kazume asks, heading to the bathroom, before hearing a bubbling noise. "Is someone boiling ra-" the toilet exploded before Kazume could finish saying 'ramen.'

"Well, glad I didn't pee in that. That would've been disgusting."

Itachi decides to examine the black goop. He took some into his hand, and as he was feeling it, it went from soft and squishy to solid and dry, expanding as it solidifies. Itachi throws it out the still broken window, and explodes when it reaches the outside.

"Whoa… so… much…. Explosion," Yasha said in ecstasy.

"Bro, do you have an explosion fetish?" Tei asked, being a bully to her brother as always.

"Shut up, lesbo," he snaps back. Tei starts to give them a snarl, but Suigetsu gets in between them.

"Now listen, as much as I would enjoy betting on a doof fight, I don't feel like paying for anything you two kids destroy." Right afterwards, Sai comes in and hands a scroll to Naruto.

"Here, I found it at my door. I think our mail got mixed up."

Naruto read the scroll aloud, and drops it after reading the final word.

Dear Hokage, I have the ultimate one-up on you. You have Sasuke with you, who has the Rinnegan, which has the capability to perform a revive. Now, I have your daughter and your wife and I'm contemplating raping them both. (I took them in there sleep and your daughter bit me, so it would definitely be a good finger for a puss situation.) I propose that you defeat and bring me Sasuke, you get your wife and daughter (maybe, I'm really liking your wifes tits). Sincerely, Akimitsu Chukune

"THAT'S IT! SUIGETSU, YOU SAID PLAN REVISE, RIGHT!? WELL, WE'RE GOING TO DANCE ON HIM AND PISS ON HIS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSE!" Itachi tries to calm Naruto down, and reads the scroll. After he reads it, he lets Naruto continue his rage."That scroll has some messed up stuff in it," he says as he hands it to Suigetsu.

"Damn, that Akimitsu has some fetishes that need to be dealt with. Nothing a good slice to the neck can't help," says Suigetsu, confidently.

"So, is no one going to address the fact that someone tried to blow apart Naruto's anus," Sasuke asks.

"Didn't you used to want to?"

"Shut the fuck up, Suigetsu!"

"Whatever."