"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi/blade talking"

"Demon or juubi talking"

Demon or Juubi thinking

'Suppressed Talking or thinking' (Hidden thinking from partners.

'Exasperation or emphases'

Very important note please read

"Um, kurenai-san what are you doing?" She didn't say anything. Unless you count the moans form the "nightly session" as saying some thing. That morning naruto noted to get his dad later. Unfortunately while he was trying to leave kurenai woke up and made him take a bath with her. And even after that kurenai still wanted to make love. After he escaped kurenai's house he went for some ramen. At least until he passed the bathhouse short cut and his pervert scenes went off. And speaking of short naruto's only grown an inch if you were wondering.

LoOk at bottom more stuff there.

Chapter 10: Meeting people.

Wait since when do I have pervert senses?

"Ah, my fault."

Okay. Naruto was walking over to where he felt a small charaka signature. When he got there he saw a man with white hair peeping through the bushes. As he was walking he noticed that he was still thirsty even though he had drank 47 glasses of different liquids before he left. Why am I so thirsty today?

"Hey pervert." Naruto called out stunning the man.

"What do you want brat?" The man called. Obviously angry that the kid had found him.

Hey juubi what part of him should I cut up and sell on eBay? Naruto was looking at the man like he was a dollar on the floor to buy something with.

"Kit, this man is one of the three sannin. Ask him to teach you." Naruto mentally nodded before engaging.

"Hey, your jiraiya right?" At the sound of his name he struck a pose.

"YES I'm PLEASED TO SEE MY FAME HA-"

"Train me." Naruto asked sternly. Jiraiya face fluttered for a sec.

The third wanted me to train this brat, said he was something special. Let's see how good he is.

"WHY, should I the GREAT JIRAIYA, train YOU?" Naruto looked at the man.

Should I?

"Yup."

"LOVELY GENJUSTU" Jiraiya was shocked and confused at the sudden yell. And scared that the ladies might have heard him. Which they did. Jiraiya felt his spine tingle before everything went dark.

So the kid put me in a genjustu? I could easily dispel it, but let's see what it dose. The next thing he knew, He was surround by thousands of women. And they were all naked. Plus they were all running towards him saying he's there's to be with. Plus he wasn't even getting a nose bleed. When they reached him they started kissing him EVERYWHERE. And some even went as for as to rip off parts of his cloths so they could get more intimate. When one of the girls started putting there hand down his pants the genjustu ended.

"HEY WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?" Naruto smirk, he knew exactly what was happing in jiraiya's fantasy. DAMN I'm still thirsty.

"That was my lovely genjustu. Opposite of my evil genjustu. Evil genjustu makes the users mentally stunned and even after it's over, they still can't think straight. Lovely genjustu makes them see what they'd love to happen to them. For both justu the opponent is stunned while it's happing. So I could have killed you right then and there." Jiraiya looked stunned. This kid had fooled him AND could have killed him.

"Very good kid, but still not good enough." Naruto smirked. This caused jiraiya raise an eyebrow.

"How bout I teach you a peeping justu that not only allows you to peep from great distances, but also let's your mind create 3-d models in a 5 space store environment to use for 'research' as you'd call it. Or just to look at as high quality porn." Jiraiya was again shocked. This kid had made two justus that could help him further his research. And the 3-D model didn't sound bad.

"Alright kid, be back here tomorrow at ten." With that, jiraiya left in a swirl of leaves. Then naruto noticed why he left. The women he was peeping on had come this way.

"Naruto is that you?" Naruto looked to see kurenai.

"Hey kurenai-chan." Naruto said happily. She then got a smile that looked suspiciously like the one last night.

"You know naruto if you wanted to see my body again you should have just asked." Naruto looked at her.

"Well no there was this guy peeping and-" He was interrupted by the appearance of hinata and Haku.

"Naruto!" Both girls said happily.

"Hey girls. Well I got to go." Kurenai and hinata grabbed his hand.

"Hey girls, naruto scared off a peeping pervert." Both girls looked at him with a 'wow' and 'really?' face.

"So why don't we 'reward' him?"

"No, that's not necessary." Naruto said not wanting another bed day. "No naruto I insist." Just like last night naruto didn't have a choice.

"So girls let's give naruto his payment for a good deed." .The others nodded in agreement then they dragged naruto off to the springs to 'reward' him. The reward involved them ripping off naruto's shirt and making love to him in the hot springs. And it didn't help that jiraiya had come back to peep. Plus because the girls wouldn't let him leave jiraiya was able to see and write down the entire thing. The next day naruto woke up with four women in his bed at the estate.

Man I'm still thirsty. What the hell is wrong with me? Hey juubi what happened? Naruto asked feeling sore all over. He then felt something leave his mind.

"Kit anko came to join us later on. She seemed really pushy that we didn't invite her to 'join'. So you four started having sex. But you were having a hard time pleasuring them so I took over."

So you brought us here?

"Yes I did, hope you don't the smell though." Naruto noticed the whole room smelled like sex.

Nah, it's okay. Thanks for taking over by the way

"Alright, hey don't you need to meet that guy?"

Oh thanks I nearly forgot. What time is it?

"It's about 5 am; these women are going to want more from you when they wake. So I think I should start again."

Alright call me when you're done. Like what juubi said. When he tried to get out of bed he woke up the girls. And anko wanted a shower with him. After there 'bath'. Naruto headed out to find jiraiya peeping on some girls.

"So pervert ready to train me?" Jiraiya looked angry at naruto for interrupting his 'research'.

"Yeah what-ever brat. First I want to see how well you can mold your chakra. You can mold chakra can't you?" He said in a mocking tone. Naruto growled a little before going into thought.

Hey juubi what do I do? I can only use demonic chakra now.

"Just use your demon chakra. Not that you have a choice with the transformation."

Alright thanks.

"Oh and kyuubi said she wanted to see you later. Something about showing you how to please a women. I think she was either disappointed that you couldn't go with four girls. Or that you didn't invite her to join you."

Alright thanks. Naruto then hit jiraiya over the head.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU WATCH THAT!" Naruto screamed. Angry that jiraiya had watched his and the girls… Fun.

"Moving on, chakra remember?"

"Oh right." Naruto then molded chakra. Much to his relief he had a small amount of human charaka left.

"Alright, now you see naruto you have a… Second chakra source. Now that source can't be used unless you run out of regular chakra. So I want you to water walk till your low." Naruto didn't want to waste time. So he decided to lie. And he still had that thirst.

"Well you see ero-sannin I had a team meeting this morning at five, but kakashi arrived at nine. Anyway we had sparing matches and I'm like low, and stuff." Naruto lied. It was good and many people probably believe him.

"Good makes it easier. And don't call me that. Anyway here's a summoning scroll. I want you to try and summon the strongest and biggest toad." Naruto was given the scroll and was about to sign his name in blood. When he remembered he could already summon foxes.

Hey juubi is it wise to sign my name on this? Since I already have a fox one.

"Sure go ahead. Foxes and toads get along." With juubi's approval naruto signed the contract.

"Ninpo Kuchiyose no jutsu! (Summoning technique)" Naruto said. When it was over naruto had used the last bit of human chakra he had and had summoned a small 2 by 2ft sized toad.

"NO KID MORE OF YOUR SECOND CHAKRA" He screamed. Naruto new the 'second chakra' was all he could use now.

"Ninpo Kuchiyose no jutsu! (Summoning technique)" He screamed. A giant smoke filled the area. The boss toad appeared. (DAMN I so badly want to skip straight to the final matches. Got all theses justu for them and stuff.) "WHO SUMMOND ME?" the giant toad asked. (Name not important.)

"I did frog." Naruto said. Even though the giant frog was skeptical.

"Hahaha. Yah, right kid. Where's jiraiya?"

"DAMNIT I SUMMOND YOU!"

"Prove it." Naruto was going over insults in his head when it hit him.

"LISTEN YOU GAINT WART! I SUMMOND YOU AND IF YOU DON"T OBEY ME OR I'll HAVE KYUUBI GIVE YOU A MATCHING SCAR."

"Naruto what did we talk about?"

"IF SHE WANTS TO. How's that?"

"FINE… KID. I"LL LET YOU SUMMON MY KIN. SEE YAW." The giant frog then left. The pervert had seen everything.

"Kid you know about the kyuubi?" Naruto nodded. Before he saw something in the distance.

"Yes I do."

"NARUTO-KUN!" Anko came from the distance. Wearing her usual fishnet custom. Suddenly naruto realized his thirst grew ten fold.

Damn if this keeps up I'll die from dehydration.

"Whoa, naruto who's this?" Naruto gives a mean look at jiraiya.

"Back off pervert she's with me." Anko lit up at that comment.

"OH MY GOD NARUTO-KUN LOVES ME!" Jiraiya looked at him with a questioning look.

"I'll explain later. MUCH later. As in you'll be dea-" Naruto didn't have time to finish as anko grabbed him.

"Naruto you can talk to the old man later time for our… Special time together." Anko said as she was dragging naruto off. Jiriya looked saddened as anko said that.

I'm not 'that' old am I? "HEY NARUTO THERE'S NO MORE LESSONS FOR A WHILE ALRIGHT?" jiraiya yelled as naruto was dragged off.

"Hey naruto?" Anko started.

"You know how you've been thirsty all day?" Naruto nodded. He was going to ask juubi about it, but since anko seemed to have the answer he wouldn't have to have to ask.

"Well blade came." He's told them about the king thing a long time ago.

"And started stalking you. And He found out something that makes me 'really' excited." Naruto looked puzzled, but it was because he had magically appeared in front of his room door.

"What is it?" Anko got a perverted smirk.

"Well naruto-kun you're in heat." As anko said that she had opened reviling: Kurenai, Haku, Hinata, Temari, kyuubi and Tenten.

"Ah hey Tenten what are you doing here?" Tenten and all the other girls put up the same perverted smirk as anko.

"Well I got invited, but let's get down to business." The last thing naruto new before everything went dark was that he had unknowingly created 6 hack bunshins.

So here's the votes. I'm going to get started on the winning story, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. If anyone wants to make a story out of the other 2 go ahead. But please PM me so i can read your story. I could also give you idea's on chapters. Well here's the votes.

Nine tailed child: 9

Another life leads to another love: 1

Powerful scrolls: 1

So nine tailed child ran over the other 2. I'll get started on it, but i'll still do this story, it's just i won't be updateing for a while. So Reveiw and look for my next story. ANd if anyone dose another life you have to ask 'A Folish Writer' for premmission if you want to do it. See yaw on Nine tailed!