"Welcome to Hogwarts!" Dumbledore began, but he fell over before he could continue.
"I have some announcements to make. The forbidden forest is forbidden unless you are searching for drugs. The third floor corridor is also forbidden, unfortunately there are no drugs up there." Dumbledore continued after getting back up. The Hufflepuffs were upset by the lack of drugs on the third floor.
"Now, without any further ado, it is time for food-" Dumbledore abruptly finished before backflipping out of one of the windows in the great hall whilst pulling out a massive bong.
Harry decided to follow Dumbledore. Hermione and Neville went after Harry as well. Harry, Hermione, Neville and Dumbledore spent the night getting stoned together at the top of the astronomy tower.
The next day, the trio went to the great hall to collect their timetables. They found out they had potions first. Gred and Forge told them that they would probably spend the lesson making meth.
"Welcome to my meth lab" Snape said, carefully eyeing the Hufflepuffs in the room.
"Today, we shall explore the subtle science of making meth. If I find out any of it is missing, there shall be… consequences." Snape warned.
"I'll give you a baggie of weed if you can steal some of his meth." Harry whispered to Hermione who nodded in acceptance. Neville just lit another spliff.
"Instructions are on the board. Begin" Snape told the class, retreating back to his desk.
Meth making went surprising well for most of the class. Except for Neville who managed to end up with Ketamine instead. Snape sneered at him but accepted it nonetheless. Ketamine was valuable for his business. Professor Flitwick favoured Ketamine over other drugs. While Snape was admiring the Ketamine, Hermione smuggled some of a blonde Slytherin's meth and rolled out the dungeons.
Harry and Neville made a hasty retreat before Snape noticed his missing meth. The trio met outside the Hufflepuff common room. Harry and Hermione traded drugs and they all got high with some older Hufflepuff called Cedric Diggory.