Bryan

For LoTuSfIReSwOrD:

Did you kill Ian?

Pahahahahahaha! NO! But I really wish I had! He's just chillin' in Russia, wasn't good enough to join our team in the world championships. Well, actually, he could have been but Kai wanted to join and he's the better blader. Man I hate that guy. Guy? He can't pass for a guy. A midget. He's so annoying! And the nose! In fact, the nose alone. Blimey it's HUGE! (Shudders)

Are you really a homicidal loon like everyone thinks?

Ok, I have not met one person who thinks that, so I have no idea how you figured that one out. I don't want to kill people. Well, not for no reason anyway. I could do with killing Boris... and Voltaire. No, I just like to hurt the people who piss me off.

Do you like Tala in any way, (i.e. friend, aquaintance, or lover)?

Not lover, no thanks. I mean... Tala? You must be joking! Nah, we're just good friends. Friends for life.

For SouthernDragon:

Bry, what would you say if I had a bazooka in my possession? *laughs evilly*

Bry... I like that! Anyway, erm, I'd say... can I borrow it so that I can blow Ian's fucking brains out. If he's actually got any. And then I'd give it back. Unless you were going to use it on me, then I'd use my super combat training moves to swipe it from you!

Yes, I see your point about blowing Ian's brains out *checks to see if he's
around* Why would I want to blast you with it? I'd team up with you to kick
the world into bazooka land... teehee.

ALRIGHT! Woah, for a moment there, I thought you were going to blast me with that big bazooka of yours, hahahaha, sorry, I'm being dirty minded. I've got a big bazooka. Joking. Sorry. I'll stop. Haha. YES! We would kick ass together. Can we kill Ian?

So, Bry, if you could kill any guy... aside from Ian... who would it be?
*Grins and waves the bazooka around* you know you want to... teehee
Boris. Without a doubt. I would get that fucking, backstabbing creep who's tortured me and my friends for years. Fucking bastard deserves to die, don't you agree?

Man you are sooooo correct about Boris being all mean to you guys
like that! Why did he do it in the first place? Was it because he saw some
special talent in you or did he just take you? Man I'd hate to be around the
guy.

Um, well he always believed that 'discipline' was the key to 'good' behaviour. Know what I'm saying? Like, he would beat us, because he thought it would make us think we were doing something wrong, and wouldn't do it again. So we were slowly shaped into what he wanted us to be. I was on the streets at the time and that was when I met Tala – you know he had a really hard upbringing? – so it wasn't as if I actually had anything to lose. More like stuff to gain. They took me because I was young and had nothing, so it was perfect that I was still developing enough for them to make me into what they wanted. I thought Boris was a good guy at first but then I realised his plan. The next time he hurts one of my friends I'm going to fucking rip him to shreds!

For Rose:

How can you be bribed?

Oh plenty of ways, you can give me alcohol, drugs, guns, shoot Ian for me, etc. Why... what do you want? *he narrows his eyes, by cannot detect anything on Rose's face, little does he know that his questions are about to get a lot tougher!*

What is your most played song on your iPod?

Bleed It Out by Linkin Park. What a song!

Will you marry me? (Rose said to me: He'd better say yes, I'll be heartbroken if he doesn't!)

*Just as he was taking a sip of his vodka, I ask him the question and he splutter's, nearly choking.* What! Marry you? But wait, who even are you! That was just weird man, man? Erm you're probably a girl, because I'm not gay or anything. I'm only 17... And I don't think I'm looking for anything like that just yet. Sorry.

Will you marry me?

I just said no... didn't I?

Will you marry me?

Please, just leave me alone now.

Will you marry me?

Seriously, I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything but I hardly know you! I don't date – let alone MARRY! – fan girls. So you're way out of my league there...

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Oh god. FINE! I give up, I'll marry you. Oh god. What am I letting myself into? I'll ask CryMeOut... "CMO!"

CryMeOut: Yes?

Bryan: This person, Rose is it? She wants to marry me! What do I do? Would she make a good wife!

CryMeOut: it's ok Bry... she's safe!

Bryan: Fine! It's a deal! Yes Rose, I'll marry you.

Are you dirty minded?

Hahahahahha! Yeah. Have you seen my reply to someone a while ago about bazookas? Hahaha! Yes I am. Very.

Can I have your mobile number? I'll use force...or I'll just ask Tala. Did you know he's my new gay best friend?

Pfffft! Tala! Your new gay best friend! That is JOKES! I never knew Tala was gay... Are you going to share baths with him? I saw that in a movie once, though I can't remember which movie that was? Gay best friend! I'm so going to use that as blackmail against him now! Sure, you can have my number. I'll give it to CMO and she can give it to you, deal? But don't prank call me or anything because that makes me pissed and if I get pissed, our 'wedding' is off, understand? Force... *he laughs* are you joking? You're not as strong as me; I bet you're really puny. You wouldn't be able to beat anyone at a fight!

Can I have your babies?

NO! I hate kids... *he shudders*

Please?

No! Do you have some sort of obsession with me or something! You're freaking me out!

Yes, I have an obsession with you. Problem? I'll kill Ian if you do. Anyway, can I have some of your hair?

*He throws his head back and lets out a throaty laugh* I don't give a fuck about Ian, little shit, so go ahead, shoot his fucking brains out, if he has any... No, I don't have much hair and I want to keep it, I'm not giving any away! Not even to you... An obsession, that's quite... weird, no one's really liked me that much before...

Really? No body loves you? I love you. Did you know that?

Well I do now! But generally, people don't love me... I guess I'm just not, loveable?

Wanna go and get drunk with me?

Sure! I'm always up for getting pissed! But wait a sec, how old are you? Aren't you a little young to be going out and getting drunk?

If I started puking, would you hold my hair back?

Well, seeing as you're my fiancé or whatever it's called now, I supposed I'd have to, would I?

Wanna go pants Ian and take photos? Then edit them and sell them?

YES! ALL RIGHT! That is the best thing someone's ever asked me on this thing! By editing, I assume you mean making his already tiny dick – if you can even call it that – even smaller? Can we post them on Facebook and twitter and stuff? We need to go for maximum humiliation here!