Voldy and the Rat 9

Heather O'Malley

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Hey kids, its time for Voldy and the Rat!

"It's Voldy and the Rat, Voldy and the Rat, One is a genius, the other a prat..."

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, McGonagall does look like that cat in the Meow Mix commercial.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, you would look rather dashing dressed as Loki of Asgard. I even bought you a wig.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but if you and Potter apparated to the exact point at the exact time which of you would be able to control all those arms?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but I am afraid River Song is out of your league. I think she's out of everyone's league, no offense.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but you always Crucio me when I give you a hug.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, the cry of the lonely goat herd could be a lost spell. We should capture Julie Andrews at once.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Camelot is a silly place.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Draco and Luna do look like siblings.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, I have the other Death Eaters on standby for another Conga line.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is dreamy, isn't he?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Remus must be a real animal in bed.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, no one would guess it was you with this special Tom of Finland mustache I ordered. It will make you look very manly.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, watching Bambi again is a great idea.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, the cheerleading outfits we got for the other Death Eaters are just perfect. Bella looks lovely.

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"It's Voldy… it's Voldy and the Rat, rat, rat, rat, Rat!"