THE MINI ADVENTURE'S OF THE SMAL ELRIC BROTHERS'
CHAPTER 10: Nanny
Part 2
Trisha: (looks at Envy laying on the ground)
Envy:...ugh
Trisha: I see I'm putting my children in good hands
Ed and Al: WHAT?
Izumi: Don't worry I'll take GOOD care of them -glare-
Ed and Al: (shivers)
Trisha: Ok bye! (Slams door)
Ed and Al:...-stares at each other-
Izumi: Now sit on the couch!
Ed and Al: -runs to the couch-
Envy: -sits up rubs head- mother f..-hair sticks out- the evil its closer
Izumi: (standing behind envy)
Envy: -turns head- O dear god its standing behind me!
Izumi: -picks up envy-
Envy: AAGHH! SOMBODY SAVE ME! -Kicks feet-
Izumi: -throws Envy-
Envy: (hits the couch)
Izumi: SIT UP! -Punches wall-
Envy: (hurry up and sits on his butt)
Izumi: now (goes behind the kitchen counter) my name is Izumi I am your nanny for this evening and probably for eternity
Al: question -raises hand-
Izumi: yes?
Al: what does eternitwy mean?
Izumi: its eternity it mean everlasting, eternal
Ed: everlasting?
Izumi: FOREVER!
Envy: f-forever
Izumi: yes
envy: I;M GETTIN OUTTA HERE! -jumps over couch-
Izumi: -throws knife-
Envy: (knife get caught on envy's shirt and he gets stuck the wall)
Izumi: I don't think you're going to be trying that again are you? -brushes back hair-
Envy: your demon man! Your crazy Waaaaaa!
Izumi: QUIET! OR I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A DEMON REALLY ACTS! -throws more knives-
envy: (knives barely missed envy's head, feet, and legs) wahahhhaha!
Izumi: I said QUIET! -Picks up another knife-
Envy: Yeah! Sure! Whatever! Just don't throw anymore!
Izumi: alright then -puts down knife-
Ed and Al: -stare at each other-
Izumi: Ok then what do you children eat? -opens refrigerator-
Ed: -jumps up- pizza, candy, cake, I done eat ice-cream but envy and al does!
Al:-jumps up- we also eat other things like chips!
Envy: (trying to get down)
Izumi: Ok then (she pulls out carrots, broccoli and other healthy things and starts to cut them up)
Al: alright then (not able to see what she's cutting up since the counter is bigger than they are)
Izumi: -closes eyes- what do you drink
Al: -starts to jump on the couch- we drink, soda, jwuice, sometimes milk,
Ed: not me -jumps on the couch too-
Al: -laughs- but not Ed, but we also drink orange jwuice!
Izumi: STOP JUMPING! -Throws knives-
Ed and Al: EYYAAA! (The knives get caught on their shirt and they both get stuck against the wall)
Izumi: sigh
Envy: (shirt finally gets free) Yes!
Izumi: -throws another knife-
Envy: (knife catches another part of his shirt) MAN!
Izumi: -glare-
Ed, Al, And Envy: -shudders-
Izumi: (reaches in the refrigerator and pulls out jug, and sets it on the counter)
Ed: uhhh
Al: ummm
Envy: grrr
Izumi: Now! Today! Since I am your nanny slash replacement mother for today!
Ed: REPLACEMENT MOTHER?
Izumi: -slams hand on counter- if ANY of you interrupt me again without raising your hand -pulls another knife- I WONT MISS! (she sure is loving them knives)
Ed, Al, And Envy: -shakes head-
Izumi: Well ok then. Sigh. We will be eating HEALTHY steam vegetables
Ed, Al, And Envy: WHAT?
Izumi: -glare-
Ed, Al, And Envy: -covers mouth-
Izumi: sigh. And some water. No soda. No orange juice. No milk. No anything except fresh H2O
Ed: 0.0
Al: 0.0
Envy: 0.0 this. Women...dun...lost...her mind!
Izumi: Now I will be right back -walks to the back-
Ed, Al, And Envy: -hears bathroom door close-
Envy: you know...somehow ed...I blame you for this
Ed: WHAT? I didn't even do anything!
Envy: MAYBE, if you didn't eat everything see everything you saw we wouldn't be in this right now!
Ed: I'm trying to gain weight!
Envy: then eat Rose McDonald she don't need all that fat on her anyway!
Ed: -starts to kick feet to the side- If my feet were longer I would straggle you!
Envy: same here! -starts to kick-
Al: hey guys (he could see all there shirt collars ripping from the knives)
Envy: SHRIMP!
Al: guys!
Ed: women impersonator!
Al: GUYS!
Ed and Envy: WHAT?
(All there collars ripped, they all fell to the ground)
Al: oof!
Envy: -lands on his feet- I BLAME YOU ED!
Ed: -stands up- SHUTUP!
Envy: -attacks-
Ed and Envy: (they both were rolling on the floor punching each other until...)
Al: guys! Look out!
CRASH!
al: you guys...are in sooo much trouble
Ed and Envy: (They both look at the broken vase) O.O no freakin way!
Al: ooooooooo you broke itttt -runs up to them-
Ed: shut up al! Maybe we can fix it before she comes out the laboratory (bathroom)
Envy: I don't think so
Ed: what makes you say that? -looks at envy- gulp!
Envy: -hair sticking straight out- the evil is right behind us
Ed, Al, And Envy: -look back-
Izumi: -glare- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? -Grabs whip-
Ed, Al, And Envy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!