Total Drama Return to the Island
Chapter Eight: Super Smash Bros Wawanakwa
By: The Firebending Frog
Disclaimer:
I do not own total drama, any of it's characters, or any of its seasons... That and Super Smash bros, I don't even know who owns that one inside Nintendo (Copyright). I do however own all my OC's and their relatives and the interns.
Warning:
This chapter of Total Drama Return to the Island contains scenes of extreme stunts, Cross dressing, Hammers, bruises, Armour to heavy to stand in, D & D, Wizard costumes, guns, crossbows, an awesome combo, Firebenders, rubber ducks, and several lines advertising random things.
You have been warned...
Last Time on Total Drama Return to the Island the teams got a surprise visit from Theodore, who's location is still unknown at this moment.
The camera shows Theodore in court getting out of punishment using money.
Theodore managed to get the power off with the help of one of the campers, Do you like how we edited his face out? Heh heh.
The camera shows off that shadowed figure from the last episode before panning to Chris.
"This has created a lot of problems." Chris announced as the cameras followed his face, "Clyde was removed because he got stabbed and Alexa was moved to the other team."
Chris moved down the dock a little ways.
"What will the Falcons do with this new member? Will Teresa's suspicions get her eliminated? And will whoever's letting Theodore into the game get caught." Chris asked.
"I don't care but I just hope one of the guys gets the embarrassment of dressing like a girl." Chef laughed walking past Chris holding several dresses and a Large notepad.
"Who will survive a challenge meant for video games?" Chris asked, "Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama Return to the Island!"
Theme song: I wanna be famous
Frosty Falcons: Girls cabin
"... Won't shut up until you let me in..." Alexa repeated sitting outside the Girls side of the Falcons cabin, "... Won't shut up until you let me in! Won't shut up until you let me in! Won't shut up until you let me..."
Alexa was interrupted by an axe embedding itself through the door above her head.
"Fine! Be grumpy!" Alexa fumed.
Confessional
Alexa: So I had to stay the night in the bathrooms because those useless ***** won't let me have my share of cabin space.
"I don't think I can take much more of her." Summer growled throwing a pink shirt over her head.
"Do you have to waste my hatchets though?" Jill asked jumping out of bed in her pink camo PJ pants and Pokémon T-shirt.
"Well they're the only weapon I know how to use." Summer shrugged, "Plus you can pull them out at any time."
"I suppose that's true." Jill nodded reaching into her bags and pulling out some type of spray which she began coating her armour in.
"What are you doing?" Kai asked raising one of her eyebrows.
"Coating my armour in a bacteria killing spray, it helps with the smell that sweat leaves." Jill replied.
"That is both disgusting and cool at the same time." Summer commented.
"I know right!" Jill exclaimed.
"LET ME IN!" Alexa roared hammering on the door.
"Ignore her." Kai growled rolling her eyes.
"We have more hatchets you know!" Summer yelled.
"But the bear's out here with me!" Alexa replied.
Jill looked at the two with a raised eyebrow and they both shook their heads.
"Okay we'll let you in." Jill stated purposely acting bad.
"Good." Alexa replied and the moment the door swung open she barged into the room yelling, "HAH!"
Jill looked outside lassoed Alexa with a nearby rope and flung her out the door before slamming it shut.
"So how do you suppose today's challenge will go?" Summer asked completely ignoring Alexa.
"THE MOMENT I GET IN THERE I SWEAR YOU'LL REGRET THIS!" Alexa yelled from outside.
"Probably against us due to Alexa." Jill shrugged.
"For us since they still have Patrice." Kai replied.
"I WILL KILL YOU FOR TALKING CASUALLY OVER ME!" Alexa screamed.
"All bets are final." Summer stated looking at her roommates who both nodded, "A ladies agreement."
"HUZAH!" All three girls yelled.
"I'M GOING TO BREAK THROUGH THIS DOOR!" Alexa Yelled before thudding into the door.
"Imbecile." Summer whispered rolling her eyes as a crash was heard on the roof.
"DAMMIT!" Alexa yelled.
"She's on the roof." Jill stated.
"NO **** SHERLOCK!" Alexa yelled in reply.
"Well we have eighteen minutes to blow before the shower time is up." Jill stated, "Who has a lock?"
"YOU'RE STILL GOING ON ABOUT ME!" Alexa screamed.
"I got one." Kai stated pulling a heavy padlock out of one of her bags.
"Let's lock Alexa out." Jill giggled.
"Good thing Alexa left!" Summer yelled overacting her part.
"Let's head to the shower house leaving all of our valuables in the totally unlocked cabin." Jill added also overacting her part.
"Let's go girls." Kai finished as the three girls walked away.
Ten seconds later Alexa dropped down from the roof.
"Idiots." Alexa muttered rolling her eyes and turning the doorknob... To find the door locked with no way besides a key past it.
"Maybe if I pull harder." Alexa muttered pulling hard on the door.
"I can't believe she fell for that." Summer giggled from a nearby bush.
"Well we may as well shower." Kai shrugged while Alexa tried even harder to pull the door open.
"Something's amiss." Alexa muttered scratching her head.
"Adoy!" Jill stated dumbly slapping the side of her head.
Confessional
Jill: I just can't believe how dumb some people can be.
Alexa: maybe the door got stuck or something. I'm no good with advanced technology.
Summer: The sooner she's gone the sooner me, Kai, and Jill will get along the way we were before.
Kai: She gots to go!
Forest
"So I suppose that since we're now allied we should make our first move." Cole explained while Luke and John sat on stumps with bored expressions.
"How about we save the strategy talk for after the challenge." Luke suggested, "After we win."
"We're going to throw this next challenge actually." Cole replied getting shocked expressions from his "Allies".
"Why would we do that!" John exclaimed, "Isn't it better if we win challenges?"
"In most cases, yes, but here, no." Cole replied, shaking his head, "Terrance is far too liked to be left in the game."
"I don't like this." John muttered.
"I also don't want either of you interacting with him either." Cole ordered.
"But I have a game of dungeons and dragons today." Luke stated.
"And what good comes from that?' Cole asked crossing his arms.
"Intel?" Luke guessed.
"Valid point." Cole nodded, "Find out if he's allied with the girls."
"Will do." Luke nodded.
"Meeting adjourned." Cole stated as the three Falcons dispersed.
"An alliance eh?" Greg muttered the moment they left, "Looks like we aren't the only players paying attention on the field after all."
"I didn't think we were in the first place." Spader replied from where he was sitting next to Greg.
"We have to infiltrate that Dungeons and Dragons game." Greg stated slamming his fist into his hand, "that'll be when we find out the most about the other alliances."
"They're throwing the challenge, isn't that enough for today?" Spader asked.
"But it doesn't seem like the rest of their team is onboard with this either." Greg replied, "Plus alliance info is valuable to our alliance."
"I do agree with that." Spader nodded, "So we just find out when this game takes place and join it?"
That's the plan." Greg nodded.
Confessional
Greg: What are the chances of stumbling upon an alliance meeting? Pretty slim I think.
Cole: Now our secret alliance is going to be making a huge move tonight at elimination.
John: I'm not even in an alliance with Cole, I just pretend to be so he won't eliminate me.
Spader: The strategy aspect of this game will just keep picking up the closer we get to the merge.
Luke: I just wanted a good excuse to play D & D.
frosty Falcons Cabin: Porch
"I wonder where Luke is?" Terrance pondered as he and Jill waited for their D & D buddy to show up.
"He probably went to the washroom or something." Jill replied with a shrug.
"Probably." Terrance nodded just as Luke exited the forest, "There he is!"
"I'm coming guys!" Luke yelled from the distance starting to jog over.
"So what are we doing today?" Jill asked looking at Terrance.
"It'll cost you fifteen gold in order to know the secrets of today." Terrance explained as Luke sat down and picked up his book, "But remember that your opponents and allies will also hear about it."
"There are no foes so I'm fine with it." Jill replied scratching out the number seven billion and thirty three from her book and writing seven billion and eighteen in it's place.
"Okay, your hints shall not be repeated." Terrance stated.
"I'll listen too." Luke whispered to Jill.
"There are seventy enemies, thirteen traps, two minor bosses, and one major boss." Terrance explained, "Gold yield from this dungeon is 5% more than normal, and there are a total of thirteen new items that Jill doesn't have, and forty that Luke doesn't have."
"Let's get this show on the road!" Luke cheered, "What's our first challenge."
"You've been attacked by a legion of SPI-DERS!" Terrance started.
"NO!" Luke growled smacking his forehead, "You based this off of yesterday's challenge."
"Yes." Terrance replied quickly.
"What are you guys doing?" Greg asked walking up to the porch with Spader following him closely.
"Playing Dungeons and Dragons." Terrance replied, "I doubt if you'd enjoy it."
"It sounds interesting..." Greg trailed, "We don't get to do much with Patrice in our cabin."
"I can believe that." Jill nodded.
"Can we join?" Spader asked.
"That was my line!" Greg whispered into Spader's ear while the three Falcons raised their eyebrows.
"I guess you can." Terrance replied, "I have a few extra books."
"Good." Greg nodded sitting down next to Jill and opposite Luke.
"Be right back!" Terrance yelled running into the cabin.
Confessional
Jill: I have a feeling that Greg and Spader probably feel like their in danger come the merge and they're now attempting to get cosy with people on our team, well the more people playing the more fun the game is.
Greg: I'm probably going to find out a lot about alliances in this game.
"So what do I do now?" Spader asked trying to see if anything was written in the book.
"You write anything that happens to your character in there." Luke explained, "Everything..."
"Everything." Spader gulped.
"Yep." Terrance replied, "Now pick your character name and stuff."
Confessional
Terrance: Maybe I should've used a better word than stuff...
"Okay let's start." Terrance stated, "Jill can go first."
"I stab Greg's wizard." Jill stated rolling the dice and cheering.
"HEY!" Greg complained as his character died, "My spirit possesses Jill's knight."
"Ice knight." Jill corrected.
"WHATEVER!" Greg exclaimed, "She now stabs herself."
"My amulet of antipossesion blocks that and you now possess a rock." Jill replied.
"Dammit!" Greg yelled.
"I now animate that rock and Greg's character is now a rock golem." Jill stated.
"Thanks... I guess." Greg stated with a cocked eyebrow.
"Don't kill my character please." Spader requested.
"Archers are an okay character I guess." Jill muttered.
"I want my wizard back." Greg growled.
"STAY IN CHARACTER!" Jill ordered.
"Fine." Greg growled holding his hands up to his face, "They look like such strong hands..."
Confessional
Spader: I might just have to do a bit more spying on this game...
Luke: And our numbers continue to grow.
Camp
"Rock, paper, scissors." Teresa and Helga chanted before showing their choices.
"I win!" Teresa cheered fist pumping.
"Why do you always choose rock Helga?" Emily asked from where she was sitting on a rock next to Winter.
"BECAUSE HELGA CAN SMASH THINGS WITH IT!" Helga yelled raising her hands into the air a Yelling.
"You get a bit too exited over rock, paper, scissors." Emily stated.
"Helga can get excited over whatever she wants." Winter stated turning the page in her book.
"Hey ladies! Now that Alexa's not on our team I can give you more attention." Patrice flirted waltzing over.
"I'll get rid of him." Teresa sighed walking up to Patrice and pulling him away, "I have something shiny to show you!"
"Cool!" Patrice exclaimed his face lightening up as Teresa dragged him into the woods.
Teresa finally stopped in a clearing out of earshot from camp.
"So where's the shiny thing?" Patrice asked looking around.
"There isn't one!" Teresa yelled, "I have a proposition for you."
"What do you mean proposition?" Patrice asked.
"An alliance." Teresa replied like it was the most obvious thing on the planet, "We all know you're next to go."
"No! my strength is required for this team!" Patrice argued.
"We have Helga and she's worth about ten of you." Teresa replied, "But if she makes the merge everyone's in huge danger."
"You're right." Patrice gasped, "And Winter lied to me yesterday!"
"She's also a threat come the merge." Teresa nodded, "I propose we make an alliance and start picking off the threats so we can have an easy time after the merge."
"I think that's a really good plan." Patrice nodded, "But how will we convince others of that?"
"We make certain people look threatening or annoying, plus Julia can be persuaded." Teresa explained.
"We better head back before people get suspicious." Patrice suggested.
"Don't come back with me though." Teresa replied, "I want to keep this alliance a secret."
"You got it." Patrice nodded walking away.
"He'll have to go closer to the end." Teresa muttered, "But he'll make a valuable ally for the time being."
"How did you get rid of him?" Emily asked as Teresa re-entered camp.
"Oh, I just drew him into the forest pointed at a tree and ran." Teresa replied, "it wasn't hard to trick him at all."
"What an idiot." Emily giggled while Teresa smiled because her plan was working.
"Oh I'm just playing the game." Teresa stated, "And helping you girls out is the least I can do."
"You'll probably be here for a while then." Emily replied, "And I'm certain people will keep me around as long as Helga's around."
"two birds." Teresa smirked.
"Where?" Winter asked looking around, "Those things explode on contact with any form of liquid."
"They flew off." Teresa replied quickly.
"Why hello other team." John stated walking up to the girls with Cole right behind him.
"Hi John." Winter greeted.
"Cole here..." John started but was kicked by Cole, "I mean I was wondering if you knew anything about today's challenge?"
Teresa and Emily shared a quick look.
"Nothing besides the fact that Chris had interns build that arena over there." Winter replied pointing to a large circular platform with three benches surrounding it just offshore.
"Maybe it's a battle royal." Cole pondered.
"It could also be just ne part of the challenge." Winter suggested, "OH GOD IS HE HAVING ANOTHER FEAR CHALLENGE!"
"He can't possibly have one when the teams are equal and not everyone has admitted their fear." John explained.
"Phew." Winter sighed in relief, "Having to face Wa... Waluigi from Mario Party would be really freaky!"
"I know!" Cole agreed, "That dude's weird."
"You're scared of a video game character?" Emily asked as Julia fell out of a nearby tree.
"Yes." Winter nodded, "Nothing aquatic or anything heh heh."
Emily just gave Winter a discrete look before the PA system rang with an irritating screech.
"ATTENTION ALL CAMPERS, IT'S TIME FOR GARBAGE ow... I MEAN BREAKFAST. IF YOU AREN'T PRESENT YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED ON THE SPOT, YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES AND THEN AFTER THAT CHRIS WILL BEGIN THE CHALLENGE. THAT IS ALL."
"We may as well get to breakfast." Teresa sighed just as Patrice exited the woods.
"Hey Teresa!" Patrice called while Teresa turned around and made a no hand gesture, "Um... THERE WAS NO SHINY OBJECT YOU LIAR!"
"It must've vanished." Teresa shrugged winking at Patrice who winked back.
Confessional
Teresa: Nobody has a clue about our alliance, I might have to backstab Emily... Emily if you're watching this what I did was purely strategy, I hope you can forgive me.
Patrice: My alliance will be strong, never apologize to anyone we eliminate and them I'll just take Teresa to the merge since she's weaker than me and will be a good shield from votes.
Emily: I'm starting to think I should start allying with people... Nah Teresa and Winter are basically my best friends here so they'll tell me if I'm being targeted or will welcome me into an alliance. It's nice to be friends with people who'll never backstab you.
Cole: The Weasels are kind of weird.
John: Cole forces me to do stuff now that we're allied.
Mess hall: Frosty Falcons table
"We'll get Emily to look at that door." Kai explained, "You'll be prim and proper in no time."
"(Sniff) Thanks girls, I don't know how to repay you." Alexa fake cried thinking she could trick her roommates into allying with her.
"Yeah I can't believe the door stopped working." Jill stated sarcastically, "Locking you outside may have been mean but depriving you of makeup and a second change of clothes? now that's just cruel."
"Did we miss something?" Luke asked giving the girls a quizzical glance.
"Yeah, I'm kind of lost." John agreed.
"Alexa was locked out of the cabin and the girls are consulting her." Terrance explained between bites of burnt toast, " If you listened a little bit you'd know about that."
"I'm still not happy that she's replacing Clyde." John complained, "Clyde was at least helpful, kind, and fair."
"You're an *******!" Alexa swore glaring at her teammate with an angry look while Kai mouthed "vote for her" behind her back.
"Whoa!" Cole growled, "Isn't that going a little far?"
"Nope." Alexa replied simply, "Now shut up!"
"I'm putting your name down tonight." Cole growled.
"We haven't even lost yet." Terrance stated but was ignored.
"I'm putting your name down tonight!" Alexa screamed.
"Bite me." Cole sneered.
"Gladly." Alexa growled.
"Can we keep the fighting to a minimal and hopefully act like a team?" Terrance asked.
"NO!" Both Cole and Alexa yelled.
"We're throwing the challenge!" Cole barked putting his arms around his nervous allies.
"If these girls don't I'm covering the cabin in honey." Alexa smirked putting her arms around Summer and Kai's shoulders.
"We should try to win." Terrance suggested.
"ZIP IT NERD!" Cole yelled.
"FREAK!" Alexa screamed glaring at Terrance.
"I'll just shut up." Terrance sighed putting his food down and looking at the floor.
"This team has a personality more ugly than Winter!" Alexa yelled.
"Winter's not even close to ugly." Luke whispered to John.
"Where's Chris when you need him?" Jill whispered to Kai.
Confessional
Terrance: I read the rules, and unless all members of a team agree to throw a challenge they have to compete, I'm going to say no which will force us to have a fighting chance in todays challenge.
John: I just want one of them gone!
Alexa: Cole is a **** faced, Stupid, ******, with no ******* **** ****! **** the **** **** The ******* **** ****! **** **** **** **** **** ****** **** **** and I ******* Can't **** **** UGLY! **** **** **** **** **** Winter **** *** ***** ****** **********! (Static cuts her off)
Cole: I will try to do this the civilized way... THAT **** **** ****** *** **** **** **** GET ***** EAT ****! Luke and John better ******... (Static cuts him off)
Kai: Let's just throw the damn challenge already.
Jill: I wish they'd shut up and stop assuming everyone's on their side.
Luke: (He's talking in a scratchy voice) Drama, the best part of TV!
Summer: (She's holding a green necklace that she received on the second day) I'm still wondering what this does.
Wicked Weasels table
"Sounds like we're all safe tonight." Greg smiled as Alexa and Cole continued their screaming match.
"Well they might not even throw the challenge so we never know." Teresa shrugged, "So be prepared to be tortured."
"Boy am I glad she's gone." Emily sighed, "It's so peaceful at our table now."
"And Patrice has stopped calling me ugly so now I don't even have to worry about insults." Winter smiled.
"She destroyed her bed so Winter wouldn't get one." Teresa stated and the guys glared at her in disgust.
"Have any of you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?" Greg asked looking around the table.
"Dungeons and Dragons?"
"Too nerdy."
"Sounds interesting."
"What is it?" Emily asked cocking her head to the side.
"It's an awesome role playing game where you design a character and go on adventures slaying monsters and collecting treasure!" Greg explained.
"That sounds stupid!" Patrice commented, "Stay away from me or I'll catch nerd!"
"Being a nerd isn't a disease Patrice." Greg sighed.
"That's what they all say." Patrice growled in response accidentally putting his elbow into a bowl of sludge, "EWWWW!"
"Patrice." Greg sighed rolling his eyes.
"GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!" Chris greeted walking into the mess hall, "Is everyone ready for today's challenge?"
"Of course." Patrice nodded.
Confessional
Patrice: Great now I have nerds in my cabin!
Teresa: My plan is working, Patrice is starting to look weaker than he appears!
Julia: PASTE TASTES GOOD! (Julia stuffs her hand into her mouth)
Helga: Helga doesn't like her team's arguing!
Greg: I admit that D & D was fun but we didn't get any info on the other team!
Spader: I wonder what Chris has planned today.
Emily: Well we just got an easy win.
Winter: You can't ignore the fact that Alexa is the biggest problem in the game at the moment.
"Chris, we have something to tell you!" Cole exclaimed standing up.
"And what could that be?" Chris asked confused.
"Our team is throwing this challenge so we can eliminate Alexa!" Cole explained.
"He means that we're eliminating Cole." Alexa corrected standing up.
"Does your entire team agree?" Chris asked.
"Yes." both campers replied.
"It doesn't seem that way." Chris laughed as the two whipped around to see every other member of the team shaking their heads no.
"LUKE! JOHN!" Cole roared.
"JILL! SUMMER! KAI!" Alexa screamed.
"Yeah, we're with Terrance on this one." Jill shrugged, "tough luck."
"Okay since we're competing in todays challenge, I'll explain the rules." Chris stated while Chef rolled a large tub with a hat full of paper slips on top into the room, "Today you'll be dressing up as famous fictional characters picked by our fans and be competing in a battle to the last one standing. There will be four rounds with four contestants, two from each team, competing. The winners of those four rounds will move to the fin al round and compete for immunity and this."
Chris held up a roll of paper.
"Whoever comes first wins this." Chris explained, "A clue to individual immunity"
"AWW YESSS!" Greg cheered while lots of people looked excited while others looked worried.
"That will be an awesome prize!" Spader cheered high fiving Greg.
"Curses." Teresa whispered under her breath.
"When I call your name, come draw a slip of paper and Chef will hand you your costume." Chris explained, "Winter!"
Winter walked up cautiously and dove her hand into the pile of paper slips before pulling one out.
"Read it!" Chef ordered.
"Snow white." Winter stammered.
"Here you go." Chef growled throwing a blue and yellow dress in a plastic bag at Winter.
"Jill!" Chris called.
"This is definitely a parody of super smash bros." Jill growled, "You'd better have a few characters from the actual game in that tub!"
"We do." Chris nodded.
"Zelda!" Jill cheered, "So do I get her powers and stuff?"
"Nope." Chef replied throwing a bag at her, "You'd better remove that armour while in the challenge or you're cheating."
"Fine." Jill growled.
"Helga!" Chris called.
"Helga hopes she gets someone strong as a character." Helga stated walking up and drawing a slip of paper off the top.
"Who are you in this challenge?" Chris asked.
"Finn the human?" Helga grunted confused, "Helga is very lost."
"Here's an outfit in your size." Chef growled tossing a plastic bag filled with clothing articles and a old golden sword at Helga.
"Helga doesn't know who this person is but Helga gets a sword!" Helga cheered pulling the hat out of the bag and putting it on before walking back to her table.
"Alexa." Chris called as Alexa smirked and walked up to the hat.
"I'll probably be Bella from Twilight." Alexa stated cockily before reading her paper, "Maxwell?"
"Oooh!" Terrance gaped, "You got the character from scribblenauts!"
"I want a new character!" Alexa demanded.
"No take backsies." Chris replied as Chef shoved some clothes and a notepad in Alexa's arms.
"Whatever." Alexa growled walking away.
"Julia!" Chris barked as Julia leaped over her table (Putting her foot on Greg's face in the process) and stuck her face into the hat before drawing a paper.
"SPONGEBOB!" Julia yelled before eating it.
Chef handed her a costume with a stick.
"What?" Chef asked noticing the look Chris was giving him, "I don't want to catch crazy."
"It's the plague!" Julia yelled before cartwheeling away.
"Luke." Chris called.
"Please be semi decent, please be semi decent." Luke chanted drawing a paper, "I'm-I'm Gandalf!"
"I was hoping he'd get a dress." Chris pouted.
"THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!" Patrice laughed.
"Here's your costume." Chef stated handing over the large robes, Beard, staff, and hat to Luke.
"I want to see a guy crossdress!" Chris pouted.
"You'd like that wouldn't you." Greg mocked.
"GET UP HERE!" Chris yelled pointing at Greg.
"Okay, okay." Greg replied sticking his hand into the hat and drawing a paper, "Hey I get to be the masterchief from halo!"
"Here's your armour." Chef groaned handing the extremely heavy armour to Greg.
"WHAA!' Greg yelped being brought to the floor by its weight.
"Heh, heh, that's funny Chris laughed as Helga approached Greg and helped him with the armour, "Summer, your turn."
"Yipee!" Summer cheered drawing a paper, "Bisharp?"
"It's a dark and steel Pokémon evolved from pawniard which can be found on route nine in the Unova region, It is classified as the..." Terrance started but was interrupted by Chris telling him to shut up.
"The costume is awesome." Chef laughed pulling out the indeed awesome looking costume.
"COOL!' Summer giggled grabbing it and running back to her table.
"Spader is up next for the Weasels." Chris explained as Spader nervously approached the hat.
"Get something girly!" Patrice called from the back.
"Here goes." Spader muttered pulling his slip of paper out and getting...
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... Waluigi.
"Don't be afraid Winter." Emily comforted.
"Aahh my worst fear." Winter acted blushing a little in the process.
"I'll act like myself if that helps." Spader consulted.
"Everyone has to stay in character." Chris replied shaking his head.
"Aww man!" Alexa complained.
"Fine." Spader growled collecting his costume and sitting back down net to Greg.
"Terrance, you're up next!" Chris called.
"What awesome fictional character will I get?" Terrance pondered digging into the hat.
"What is it?" Chris asked.
"Princess peach." Terrance replied.
"HAHAHAHAHAH!" Chris laughed.
"Just kidding, I got the street fighter." Terrance smirked.
"Oh." Chris sighed, "that's not funny."
"Of course not." Terrance smiled collecting his costume, "Cool! It looks like the black belt from Pokémon Black!"
"Nice one." Jill smiled high fiving Terrance as he passed by.
"Teresa." Chris stated, "Four more papers left guys."
"Let's hope it's good." Teresa smiled drawing a paper.
"And who are you?" Chef asked.
"Kirby." Teresa shrugged, "I'm okay with that."
"He's pink!" Patrice yelled, "And that means gay!"
"Nice try." Julia consulted.
"What?" Patrice asked.
"Cole!" Chris called.
"I'll get an awesome costume!" Cole smiled walking up to the hat.
"Or you could be an angry bird." Chef laughed handing an armless costume to Cole, "Enjoy it!"
"Damn it!" Cole cursed sitting back down and ignoring the cocky look Alexa was giving him.
"Patrice!' Chris summoned as Patrice walked cockily up to the hat.
"I'm going to draw someone awesome!" Patrice stated reaching into the hat and pulling out a paper that said...
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...
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"PRINCESS PEACH!" Patrice screamed in shock flinging the paper on the ground and diving for the hat.
"Nuh uh uh." Chef laughed holding the hat out of Patrice's reach, "You draw it, you wear it."
But..." Patrice started but had a pink dress thrown on his head which muffled his excuse.
"SIT DOWN!" Chris ordered giving Cole a good kick.
A muffled reply came from Patrice in response.
"Get up here John." Chris ordered.
"now that princess peach is out of the way I'm bound to get something cool." John stated.
"Unless you get bidoof, no one likes Bidoof." Terrance added.
"What's a Bidoof?" John asked.
"Never mind." Terrance sighed.
"What did you draw John?" Chris asked.
"Harry Potter." John replied with a shrug.
"Off to Hogwarts Shrimp." Chef growled dumping robes and a stick into John's arms.
"Why do I get a stick?" John asked.
"We have a budget." Chef shrugged pushing John away.
"What will Emily get?' Chris asked as Emily confidently approached the hat.
"Two choices Emily, remember Kai gets whatever's left." Chris explained.
"I hope it's good." Emily sighed crossing her fingers and reaching into the hat.
"Remember that these are fan favorites." Chris replied, "It could be anything."
"It's Grover from sesame street.' Emily stated confused, "How the heck did this end up in here?"
"Fans." Chris shrugged as Chef handed Emily her costume.
"I'm surprised no one voted for gravity falls characters." Terrance stated.
"Or Pikachu." Jill added.
"I'll just read Kai's aloud." Chris explained, "You get what Patrice would have wanted."
"Who?" Kai asked, "Legolas, The nostalgia critic, Mabel, Dr. Who, Link..."
"You're James Bond!" Chris exclaimed as a suit and fake gun were chucked at Kai.
"AW COME ON!" Patrice yelled.
Confessional
Patrice: OF ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THAT HAT I PICK PRINCESS ******* PEACH! WHAT THE ****! I HATE YOU TOTAL DRAMA FANS! I HATE YOU ALL!
Summer: My costume looks awesome. (She puts the helmet on)
Terrance: This challenge is going to be sweet! Thank you total drama fans! You guys rock!
Teresa: I hope either no one finds the hidden immunity idol or In find it. Either is cool with me.
Spader: Patrice's pain is funny because he's a jerk.
John: I got a decent character, better than peach by a long shot.
Beach
"When do I get to hit things?" Summer asked raising her hand while John jumped back to avoid the blade on her wrist.
"Once you enter the arena." Chris replied, "You get to choose when you enter, and since the teams are even we'll have two on two matches."
"Seems fair." Terrance nodded adjusting his headband.
"you get five lives and when you're knocked from the arena you lose one." Chris explained, "You also lose one if enough hits or combos are performed on you, these numbers will be displayed on those four screens."
Chris motioned to four screens that each had the number one hundred on them.
"There will also be items dropped into the arena by interns." Chris continued, "These items can be used to either heal you or knock your opponents out of the arena."
"Is that all." Patrice asked trying to make the pink frilly dress he was wearing somehow look less girly.
"Oh and you have to stay in character!" Chris laughed, "Even while you're strategizing. That means Terrance has to yell everything he says, Patrice has to talk in a high pitched voice, and Cole has to talk in bird noises."
This was met with a lot of groaning and Julia punching Greg so he fell over from the weight of his armour.
"When do we start?" Spader asked with a sigh.
"CHARACTER!" Chris yelled.
"WHEN DO WE START!" Spader yelled in a strange voice.
"I'll give you a little while to strategize before we start." Chris explained.
"I have one more question." Emily stated.
"What's that?" Chris asked.
"What do we do if two people from the same team finish?" Emily asked.
"They fight or one forfeits." Chris explained, "You're competing for hidden immunity as well."
"Thanks Chris." Emily smiled.
"STAY IN FREAKING CHARACTER!" Chris yelled.
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Winter: Maybe I should've chosen a better fake fear, I mean Spader won't stop saying sorry.
Greg: I'm just not going to compete, this armor is so heavy I can't move with it on. (Greg strains to get up) HELGA!
Cole: I have o talk in squawks and chirps, oh and I also have no arms in this challenge.
Terrance: FIST PUNCH RAIN! This is going to be awesome!
Wicked Weasels
"Okay so Greg will just go with Helga since she's obviously winning her round." Emily explained.
"I can't even move!" Greg yelled through his helmet before falling over and not being able to stand up again.
"Helga will help you." Helga grunted picking Greg up like a rag doll.
"I'm sorry about this guys." Greg apologized.
"Hey you're useful usually and this is just luck of the draw." Teresa brushed off, "Staying in character during this challenge will be hard."
"Why aren't you staying in character at the moment then?' Emily asked.
"Because Chris didn't specify on me talking like Kirby, that was only for Cole." Teresa replied waving her hand.
"I WANNA CATCH A BIRD!" Julia yelled swinging a butterfly net around laughing.
"Who do we pair with Julia?" Greg asked from Helga's shoulder.
"I'll go with her." Teresa replied, "And we should stick Patrice with Emily and Spader with Winter."
"But Winter doesn't like Spader's costume." Emily whispered into Teresa's ear.
"Winter will you be okay for this challenge?" Teresa asked.
"I'll be fine." Winter replied, "Spader is ten times less creepy."
"Okay since our strength is spread out I think we have a decent chance of winning." Teresa beamed.
"I think we'll make up for the last two losses today." Emily smiled, "We went from three days of winning to three days of losing."
"We'll break the streak." Teresa assured, "And I think the choice for elimination is obvious if we do."
Everyone but Teresa looked at Patrice.
"Actually I'm a huge asset to this team." Patrice replied brushing his hair back, "And you all should listen to me because of that."
"Yeah... no." Emily replied, "I wouldn't listen to you... ever."
"Not even if we were married?" Patrice asked.
"Nope." Emily replied.
"In a life threatening situation?" Patrice asked.
"Nope." Emily replied.
"Last two people on earth?" Patrice asked.
"Not a chance." Emily replied.
"TIMES UP!" Chris yelled through his megaphone.
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Patrice: Now I just wait for Teresa to get me out of this mess, alliances are fun.
Spader: Why did I draw Winter's fear?
Teresa: Now I just gotta figure out how to spare Patrice from elimination... (Static cuts her out)
Julia: You take some Jelly and you take some fish, put them together, mmmm delish...
Greg: I hate being the deadweight during challenges like this, Now I just gotta seem like less of a threat and instant merge.
Frosty Falcons
"We have a few minutes." Summer explained, "We'll strategize but first what do I do as Bisharp Terrance?"
"You say Bi, Sharp, and Bisharp." Terrance replied, "It's pretty simple."
"SQUAWK!" Cole squawked in annoyance.
"Cole's right we should get on track." Luke stated.
"You speak bird?" John asked looking at Luke.
"Nope, I'm just guessing." Luke replied with a shrug.
"SQUAWK!" Cole growled again.
"Okay so who's with who?' Jill asked, "Any volunteers?"
"I'll go with John." Luke stated raising his hand, "And we'll go first because they'll save Helga and Patrice for the threats."
"That's true." Summer nodded, "Okay John and Luke..."
"SQUAWK!" Cole yelled.
"... Me and Cole." Summer added while Cole nodded in approval.
"I'll take one for the team and pair with Alexa." Terrance sighed.
"Good on you." John smiled.
"OH EM GEE!" Alexa yelled, "Your pairing me with a NERD?!"
"Yes." Kai replied putting sunglasses on, "Deal with it."
"That leaves me and Kai." Jill smiled, "Good teamwork guys!"
"All you need is me." Alexa scoffed, "Because Team requires me."
"So does Eliminated." Summer giggled.
"SHUT UP!" Alexa yelled.
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Alexa: My team may be stupid but they're still better than the losers on the other tribe.
Terrance: I know I'll be on my own during this. (Terrance sighs)
Jill: I'll go up against Helga!
Summer: I think I'm a pretty good leader, everyone gets their say and we're all happy at the end of the day, usually.
Cole: I hate whoever chose angry bird as one of the characters! Heck Princess Peach would be better than this!
"Okay." Chris smiled as the sixteen campers stood in front of him, "Who's ready?"
"YEAH!" Terrance cheered and several joined in while the rest were silent.
"Who's ready to compete for individual immunity?" Chris asked.
"YEAH!" Everyone cheered.
"Who's ready to get injured?" Chris asked.
"Yeah..." John cheered before falling silent.
"okay so Falcons go sit on the left side of the arena while Weasels get the right." Chris explained.
"Understood." Summer nodded as her team took their seats.
"Someone help Greg!" Teresa ordered as Greg fell over in an attempt to follow his team.
"Helga will handle this." Helga grunted picking Greg up and putting him over her shoulder.
"I will be your referee today." Jesslyn explained from the center of the circular arena, "I want a good unclean game full of shoving, mauling, and a few injuries because my contract with Chris requires me to."
"KEEP ON TRACK!" The fat intern yelled from beside the third bench which had a grand throne and four seats representing the final four.
"These two will toss items into the arena that you can beat each other with." Jesslyn added, "and try to make some awesome commercial shots please."
"Is that everything?" Terrance asked.
"YELL EVERYTHING YOU SAY!" Chris ordered sitting down in his throne and making an intern give him a foot rub.
"Who's going first?" Summer asked.
"Coin flip." Jesslyn replied, "Loser sends out their people first and then the other team can strategize around that."
"Seems fair." Winter nodded.
"Heads or tails?" Jesslyn asked.
"Heads!" Summer yelled.
"We wanted tails anyway." Patrice growled.
Jesslyn flipped the coin and it landed on tails.
"WAY TO GO SUMMER!" Alexa complained, "You just screwed this challenge up for us!"
"Shut up." Summer stated turning around and giving Alexa a glare that made her grow worried.
"Who's going first for your group?" Jesslyn asked.
"John and Luke." Summer replied, "Your move Weasels."
"Helga and Greg." Teresa smiled.
"WHAT!" All the Falcons yelled.
"Our plan is getting to the finals, not taking out threats." Teresa explained with a smile, "and Helga here is perfect to go against these two... no offense."
"None taken." John shrugged while Luke seemed to blank out for a second.
"Yeah none taken." Luke growled looking at John slyly.
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Helga: Helga gets five lives, she'll only need one because she'll end by plowing John into water with her weight.
Greg: I wonder how I can help in this challenge.
John: This is going to hurt.
Luke: I just love seeing pain in others, I mean it's the only way I'll get the money. letting my idiot alternative personality take care of the social aspect. The reason I'm even out right now is because there's something I want that can get me further into the game and closer to the money.
Round one: Greg and Helga vs. John and Luke
"Falcons start on the blue, Weasels start on red." Jesslyn explained as Helga placed Greg on their side and took out the fake sword.
"We'll have to give up lives to take out Helga." John told Luke.
"Jump off if your in danger." Luke replied with a smirk.
"Good plan." John nodded not realizing he was being tricked by Luke's alternate personality.
On the other side of the arena Greg was asking Helga about her plan.
"If you're hit too much then you lose a life, what's your plan?" Greg asked.
"Helga will use your five lives as decoys from hits so she can still have plenty near the end." Helga grunted gruffly.
"That is genius!" Greg smiled, "Wait how are you going to do this exactly?"
"Three!" Jesslyn yelled.
"Helga will show you." Helga replied.
"Two!" Jesslyn counted again.
"Why can't you tell me?" Greg asked.
"One!" Jesslyn counted.
"You'd scream." Helga stated.
"FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled diving away as Helga picked Greg up, dashed over to John and knocked him off the arena in one swift movement.
"GEEZ!" Luke screamed before being knocked off in the exact same manner.
"And Luke and John lose a live each." Jesslyn announced as Luke surfaced next to John and spat out a stream of water.
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Luke: Helga needs to go or we'll all lose come the merge!
John: Good thing round two gets items... please don't throw them directly at me you interns!
Helga: Helga is awesome at strategy!
Greg: I'm glad I'm on Helga's team, else I'd be completely useless... and sink in the water.
Round one: John: 4, Luke: 4, Helga: 5, Greg: 5
"Three, Two, One, FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled as Greg and John took the offensive and dashed across the arena.
"HEADS UP!" An intern yelled tossing a mutated flower into the arena.
"ACK!" John screamed as it hit him in the face bowling him over... which was a good thing because Helga had just tossed Greg at John and instead of making direct contact Greg flew off the edge and sunk into the water with a scream.
"Oops." Helga stated as her team cringed at Greg's pain.
"MEDIC!" Chris yelled as Chef and several interns jumped into the water to collect Greg.
"Two on one." Luke smiled as john pulled the flower off his face and had it almost singe him with a jet of flame.
"YEAH! and we have a fire breathing flower!" John exclaimed pointing the head of the flower at Helga.
"It's not doing anything." Luke commented.
"WORK!' John yelled shaking the flower.
The flower didn't like that an started beating John up making the number under his name go down by twos at a steady rate.
"Expecto patronum!" John yelled in an attempt to use his wand.
"It's a stick dummy!" Chris yelled, "Idiot!"
"Actually because he's in character he gets a 20% heath bonus." Jesslyn explained as John's heath went from fifty to sixty.
"LUKE SAY THINGS THAT STAY IN CHARACTER!" John yelled tossing the plant off him.
"Uhhh..." Luke stammered since Sly didn't know anything about Lord of the rings.
"ADVENTURE TIME!" Helga roared hitting Luke with her sword so hard that he flew out of the arena and landed on the sand with a thud.
Helga's heath went up to one hundred and twenty.
"Uh-oh." John whimpered before he was batted out of the arena in a similar way.
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Luke: What happened? I'm apparently two lives down and got flung around by Helga.
John: Luke's acting a little strangely...
Greg: (His armour is soaked) Helga got a little carried away there.
Helga: Helga can't make anymore references because she doesn't know how adventure time works.
Terrance: has Chris ever played super smash bros? I mean the numbers are how much damage you've taken, not how much heath you have left. But then again he may have had to edit the rules so It'd work for TV.
Round 1: John: 3, Luke: 3, Greg: 4, Helga: 5
"What happened?" Luke asked as he and John climbed into the arena.
"Helga hit you pretty hard back there." John replied as he reached the top rung of the ladder that emerged from the water, "Were you even paying attention? Or do you have amnesia?"
"Sly was paying attention." Luke growled silently.
"What was that?" john asked not fully hearing Luke.
"I said we'll have to try harder this round!" Luke stammered quickly.
"Let's gang up on Helga." John whispered as they took their positions.
"Good idea." Luke nodded.
"THREE, TWO, ONE, FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled as both teams tensed up but neither made the first move.
"What are they waiting for?" Summer asked.
"Items." Terrance replied, "Helga can beat them easily but is being cautious while John and Luke will require items to beat her."
"You seem to have a good understanding of strategy." Summer nodded.
"What can I say?" Terrance asked, "I just love strategy games."
At that moment a box was shoved into the arena and several items were spilled onto the ground including a pretty angry looking weasel with a foaming mouth.
"Don't worry, it'll target Helga because she's the biggest..." Luke started but the weasel had attacked johns face and was rapidly scratching him.
"Helga likes these odds." Helga boomed as Luke bent over and picked a plastic sword up.
Helga took one step.
"Stop!' Luke ordered.
Helga took another step.
"I order you to stop!' Luke stammered.
Helga took another step.
"YOU! SHALL NOT PASS!" Luke yelled slamming his staff.
Nothing happened.
"Oh god." Luke whimpered coving his face before Helga knocked him into the water in one swift movement.
"Helga wins!" Helga laughed as john fell off the arena after he threw the weasel away.
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John: I'd give up but that'd put a huge target on my back, most people will realize Alexa is a perfect final two opponent by now.
Luke: GRRR! Every time I hit my head Luke comes back! I need to keep my good side below me!
Helga: Helga is just dominating this challenge!
Greg: When it's just me and Helga I'll give up, my team will understand.
Round 1: John: 2, Luke: 2, Greg: 4, Helga: 5
"We're losing bad right now." John growled while Luke (Sly) was wringing water out of his fake beard.
"I know." Luke grumbled, "how are we supposed to take this behemoth down?"
"HELGA HEARD THAT!" Helga roared from the other side of the arena, knocking Greg down with sound waves.
"THREE! TWO! ONE!" Jesslyn yelled from where she was, "FIGHT!"
Helga sparred no time running to the box in the center that had been left there from the previous round and knocking it over the side of the arena.
"No items for Falcons." Helga smiled picking Greg up and trying to strike John with him but missing when he rolled to the side.
"THIS HURTS YOU KNOW!" Greg complained loudly as Helga raised him into the air again.
"HEADS UP!" An intern yelled chucking a box directly at Helga's head which caused it to spill all over the ground.
"What are those?" John asked pointing at the brightly coloured blobs with eyes that were creeping towards him.
"Those are something we found in the woods." Chris explained, "If they pop they spew an acid that can melt anything!"
"Let's keep them away." Luke muttered clubbing them away with his staff.
Helga used this distraction as a time to whack John out of the arena with Greg accidentally sending her teammate into the water again.
"Helga! I'm trying to save us from acid here!" Luke screamed.
"Helga doesn't care." Helga shrugged knocking Luke and the acid balls out of the arena.
"And Helga wins again!" Jesslyn announced as the weasels burst into cheering, "if John or Luke lose another life they're out of this contest."
"Great." Summer sighed putting her fingers on her forehead.
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John: I think we're not winning... at all.
Luke: Now I just have to supress goody two shoes long enough to cause some drama tonight but not get blamed for it.
Helga: Helga likes this challenge.
Greg: Helga is kinda good at individual challenges... hmmmm...
Round 1: John: 1, Luke: 1, Greg: 3, Helga: 5
"Helga is undefeatable in this contest so far!" Chris announced as Helga smiled at the praise, "Now please make a battle that will give us better rating an increase our budget."
"We can try." John sighed.
"TRY IS THE WORD!" Helga yelled, "Helga is strong! Helga is powerful! Helga will eat you alive!"
"please don't." john requested.
"Okay." Helga agreed.
"THREE! TWO! ONE! FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled as Helga drew her sword and left Greg just sitting on the ground annoyed.
"RAWR!" Helga yelled trying to swipe John out of the arena but john ducked under her blow.
"Imperio!" John yelled pointing his stick at Helga.
"Add twenty to his heath." Jesslyn ordered the fat intern who nodded in reply.
"This is crazy!" Luke (Sly) Screamed having his staff knocked from his hands.
"Goodbye little wizard." Helga smiled hitting Luke so hard he flew off into the distance like team rocket.
"Uh-oh." john stammered realizing he was alone on the battlefield.
Helga suddenly charged him, grabbed him, and jumped off the platform.
"AND THE WICKED WEASELS SECURE THEMSELVES A SPOT IN THE FINALS!" Jesslyn cheered.
"I surrender." Greg yelled, "I'm no use in this armour."
"Understood." Jesslyn nodded.
"Helga scores herself a place in the final round." Chris explained as Helga climbed out of the water and took a seat on the third bench.
"Losers can go change." Jesslyn added.
"Finally." Greg smiled, "... Little help?"
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Greg: I can finally get out of this damn armour (Greg attempts to move but fails) HELP!
John: At least I'm not a target if we lose.
Luke: What happened? I hit my head and was suddenly out of the game, didn't I still have two lives?
Helga: Helga's in the finals! Helga's in the finals!
Round 2
"The contestants in round two are Jill and Kai for the Frosty Falcons." Jesslyn announced as Jill and Kai got ready for their fight, "and Teresa and Julia for the Wicked Weasels."
"This round should take longer than the last one." Jill smiled, "Because they don't have Helga."
"We'll beat you!" Teresa retorted while Julia followed a butterfly around, "Hopefully."
"Three, two, one, FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled before Jill and Kai dashed across the battlefield and jumped Teresa.
"JULIA!" Teresa screamed but Julia just fell off the platform while trying to eat the bug.
"And Julia's out." Jesslyn announced.
"Great." Teresa sighed as her heath reached zero and a buzzer went off.
"FROSTY FALCONS WIN ROUND ONE!" Jesslyn announced as the Falcons burst into cheering.
"Keep it up!" John yelled.
"We will." Jill replied with a smile.
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Jill: I'll let the team decide who goes to the finals, I mean the hidden immunity wound be great but team immunity is the priority here.
Kai: Judging by how Julia's competing, We have this in the bag, and I might finally get to have something over Jill. yes I'm still keeping an eye on her because of my letter.
Julia: Yellow tastes like dirty socks.
Teresa: Since Julia is showing herself to be useless in this challenge the target is off my back... Geez I'm starting to sound like an overstratagizer.
Round 2: Julia: 4, Teresa: 4, Jill: 5, Kai: 5
"Kai's head is a butterfly." Teresa explained as Julia got a look of wonder on her face.
"She looks human but smells like food." Julia gasped with a gaping mouth.
"Wait until we start the round." Teresa explained, "Then no one will realize you're eating her."
"Okay!" Julia nodded repetitively.
"Sorry Kai but my team comes first." Teresa whispered under her breath.
"Three, two, One, FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled letting the next fight commence.
"BUTTERFLY!" Julia yelled happily leaping onto Kai's face and beginning to bite it.
"Great." Jill sighed before being punched by Teresa who rubbed her hand in pain afterwards.
"You have boney shoulders." Teresa groaned holding her hand in pain.
"You're not acting Kirby like." Jill commented.
"You're not acting Zelda like." Teresa retorted quickly.
"WHO CARES!" Kai screamed while still trying to pry Julia off her face.
"heads up!" An intern yelled and Jill and Teresa looked up... and got a box in the face.
"Take their heath down by ten." Jesslyn whispered to the fat intern.
"You got it." The intern nodded.
"I got a sword!" Teresa cheered holding a plastic sword in the air before being hit on the head by a fake mace Jill had picked up.
"Beat that sucker!" Jill yelled.
A buzzing filled the arena just as Kai's heath dropped to zero.
"Aww." Kai sighed while Julia continued to bite her, "Stop that!"
"NO!" Julia argued.
"Why are you biting me anyway?" Kai asked.
"Because you're made of butterflies!" Julia replied like it was the answer anyone would give.
"Uhhh... Teresa's made of Bacon flavored butterflies." Kai stated while Teresa and Jill continued to hit each other with weapons in the background.
"It must be from all the elephant burgers she cooks!" Julia gasped jumping off Kai and charging at her teammate.
"Oh Julia." Kai sighed.
"I will destroy you because.. uhhh. You killed my father!" Teresa stated.
"That's not even... What?" Jill asked confused.
"I have no Idea how I'm supposed to behave." Teresa sighed blocking an overhead blow with her sword.
"BUTTERFLIES!" Julia giggled tackling her teammate so hard they flew to the edge of the arena
"JULIA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Teresa screamed as Julia began biting her shoulder.
"Eating." Julia replied innocently.
"Bye." Jill smiled picking up a small explosive from the box and tossing it at Teresa and Julia.
"DAMN IT!" Teresa screamed.
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Kai: This round will basically be the opposite of last round, we win, they lose.
Jill: Dominating!
Julia: (Her face is blackened by soot) I LOOK LIKE A BLACK BEAR! (Julia rolls off screen)
Teresa: Julia's very gullible, I can use her... I can use her...
Round 2: Julia 3, Teresa: 3, Kai: 4, Jill: 5
"Three! Two! One! FIGHT!" Jesslyn announced as all four competitors dived for the items still left from the box.
Julia picked up a stick and stuck it in her mouth, Jill grabbed the nearest round piece of board, Teresa managed to rip a explosive from Kai's hands while Kai rolled out of range to avoid being hit.
"This is getting good." Chris smiled.
Teresa instantly chucked the explosive at Jill, but Jill just side stepped and tossed the chunk of wood at Teresa.
"Missed." Teresa laughed sidestepping the shield but getting hit with a board from Kai as a result.
"You're going..." Jill started but an intern had chucked an explosive barrel at her and blown her out of the arena faster than you can say Mississippi.
"Jesus!" Kai gaped as Jill landed on top of John with a thud.
"I've heard of surviving explosions, but this is just plain ridiculous." Winter commented.
"Well she can be defeated." Patrice shrugged having trouble with the dress.
"ACT DAINTIER!" Chris ordered.
"Fine." Patrice grumbled crossing his arms.
"BAM!" Kai yelled knocking Julia back a few paces with her board.
"George doesn't like you." Julia growled chucking the stick she had named (Sigh) George at Kai.
She hit her in the eye.
"MOTHER OF CHRIST THAT HURTS!" Kai screamed as she was head butted full force by Julia.
"Give up." Teresa laughed slowly approaching her.
"Why?" Kai asked, "I still have three chances if I die."
"Good point." Teresa commented.
"POINT? DID YOU SAY POINT?" Julia screamed running at Teresa and punching her.
"OW!" Teresa screamed, "What was that for."
"SHARP OBJECTS!" Julia screamed completely out of control in her random panic, "PAIN! TOO MUCH PAIN!"
"Settle down." Teresa replied startled by Julia's sudden outburst.
"NO I WON'T STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE!" Julia yelled jumping off the platform and hitting her head on a rock that just happened to be jutting from the water.
"Ouch." Kai commented walking to the edge and looking at where Julia was dizzily swimming in a circle.
"Ouch indeed." Teresa agreed before swiping Kai's feet from under her and pushing her off.
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Julia: (She's huddled in ball sitting on the toilet) LIGHTS!
Teresa: Despite my crazy teammate I still managed to kick Kai out. I showed my strength despite how little it is and made myself less of a target.
Kai: Well played Teresa... Well played...
Jill: I was going to win that round too!
Round 2: Julia: 2, Teresa: 3, Kai: 3, Jill: 4
"That friggin hurt." Jill groaned clutching her forehead.
"I'd be surprised if it didn't." Kai replied keeping Jill steady before she regained her balance, "Better?"
"Much." Jill nodded but the moment Kai let go she fell over again, "Nope."
"MEDIC!" Chris ordered as an intern began feeling Jill's forehead.
"Another head injury." the intern sighed.
"Can you fix it?" Chris asked.
"It's luckily not a concussion but she'll need rest." The intern replied.
"Jill's out." Chris stated suddenly.
"WHAT!?" the entire frosty falcons bench yelled.
"You heard right." Chris nodded, "Get her to the medical tent before we get sued!"
"Right away." the intern nodded picking up Jill who had just started drooling and carrying her to the medical tent.
"So I just face two opponents at once?" Kai asked.
"One and a half." Chris replied waving his hand while Julia ran around the arena giggling before running full force into a post.
"Okay." Kai shrugged taking a fighting pose.
"THREE! TWO! ONE!..." Jesslyn paused before yelling, "FIGHT!"
"YAAAH!" Teresa yelled running across the arena but ultimately tripping over Julia who had taken to rolling around for no apparent reason.
Kai dived for a brand new box that lay in the center and grasped a handful of item and running back to her side.
"Bomb, club, Frying pan, and a flashlight." Kai counted dropping the flashlight and frying pan before tossing the bomb in the air and batting it directly at the box in the center.
"HAHA!" Teresa laughed raising an item out of the box and revealing the bottom was filled with bombs, "Nothing can stop me now!"
That was except a bomb blowing up the rest of the bombs. The moment the bomb hit the box exploded and sent Teresa rocketing into the air before she landed in the water not far away.
"GEORGE!" Julia cheered as a stick bounced off her head.
"I hope this works." Kai smiled reflecting the flashlight beam off the pan so it shone better in the daylight.
The moment Julia noticed the bright light on the ground she pounced on it but it slowly moved closer to the edge.
"Come back fairy!" Julia ordered making one last pounce and falling off the arena.
"We have a survivor!" Jesslyn announced.
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Teresa: I'm not going to win the final round, Helga will definitely beat me there, but the plus is that she's making herself a threat by just being Helga. Sorry girl but you have to go if my strategy works.
Jill: I hate running gags.
Julia: Where did Mr. bubble gum go?
Kai: Great uncle Bureo taught me that last trick, If it works on cats then it must work on Julia.
Round 2: Jill: 0, Julia: 1, Teresa: 2, Kai: 3
"It's going to take a miracle to keep you in this challenge Julia." Teresa sighed while Julia looked around anxiously for the "Fairy".
"I CAN'T FIND MY FRIEND!" Julia screamed grabbing Teresa's shirt and shaking her, "TELL ME WHERE MR. BUBBLE GUM IS!"
"******* BUBBLES!" Someone in the crowd yelled.
"Are you girls ready?" Jesslyn asked.
"Yup." Teresa replied, "I'm ready to kick some ninja butt!"
"I'm James bond today." Kai replied taking out the fake gun, "I wear a suit."
"THREE! TWO! ONE! FIGHT!" Jesslyn screamed.
Kai dashed to the center again and dug into the new box but this time Teresa was right there with her.
"KATANA!" Kai screamed trying to hit Teresa with it.
"KITCHEN KNIVES!" Teresa yelled blocking the sword with one move.
"GEORGE!" Julia yelled from where she sat not far away.
"STOP!" Chris ordered.
"NO!" Julia yelled back.
"Little help Julia?" Teresa asked being backed up by Kai.
"Why?" Julia asked.
"Because we're teammates." Teresa replied backing the other way.
"Do you mean friends?" Julia asked.
"Yes." Teresa replied.
"FRIENDSHIP IS EVIL! IT LEADS TO LIES! DECIET! AND PATRICE!" Julia hissed.
"That wasn't what I was expecting." Cole muttered.
"ACT LIKE A BIRD OR YOUR BUTT WILL BE OFF THIS ISLAND FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY SQUAWK!" Chris screamed.
"Squawk!" Cole cawed quickly.
"Much better." Chris smiled.
"Please Julia." Teresa begged.
"NO!" Julia yelled.
"Over the edge." Kai smiled pushing Teresa closer to the edge.
"Uh-oh." Teresa sighed as a box was launched by a miniature catapult at them.
"What?" Kai asked right before the box made contact with them, pushing them over the edge of the platform.
"JULIA WINS!" The inter yelled.
"Nope." Julia scoffed crossing her arms.
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Julia: I HATE FRIENDS!
Teresa: Something weird is up with Julia... Something very weird.
Kai: I just have to take them down once more, and I have a spare life too.
Round 2: Jill: 0, Julia: 1, Teresa: 1, Kai: 2
"This could be it." Teresa sighed as Kai took her battle stance and made the bring it on motion.
"Let's do this thing." Julia giggled.
"You're with me?" Teresa asked shocked.
"Nope I'm going to eat an entire rock." Julia replied picking up a random rock and stuffing it in her mouth, "You aren't my friend Gerald!'
"Gerald?" Teresa asked confused.
"FIGHT!" Jesslyn screamed before Teresa was ready and Kai had made it to the center in the blink of an eye.
"HEY!" Teresa complained before dashing to the center in hopes of a good item.
"WHEE!" Julia smiled twirling around the arena.
"One on one." Kai smiled drawing a small club from the box and bashing Teresa over the head the moment she reached the box.
"TV, it knows what I want." Chris commented while Teresa struck back with a board.
"Nice try." Kai laughed deflecting yet another blow.
"That's it." Teresa fumed throwing the board at Kai before tackling her and beginning to punch her.
"Quit it!" Kai complained moving her head to the side to avoid Teresa's hit.
"JUST HOLD STILL!" Teresa yelled.
"No!" Kai replied doing the exact same thing as before except this time she kicked upward and knocked Teresa close to the edge.
"Help!" Teresa screamed as Kai pounced on her and began punching her in the stomach so she couldn't avoid hits.
"GROUP HUG!" Kai called.
"YAY!" Julia giggled running at the two girls and slamming into them so hard all three plunged into the water.
Confessional
Kai: Me vs. Helga... I'm not looking foreword to this.
Teresa: Urgh! Why did I lose? I look weak and an easy target now.
Julia: Flip Flop!
Round 3
"Okay who's next?" Chris asked eagerly.
"Let's go with Terrance and Alexa." Summer suggested.
"I agree with that." Terrance smiled hopping into the arena.
"We'll go with Winter and Spader." Teresa retorted, "If that's okay with you two."
"It is." Spader replied.
"Good picks leader." Patrice smirked.
"I'm not this team's leader." Teresa replied narrowing her eyes a little, "That's a position I don't deserve."
"I'd pick you." Emily replied, "Because that's what buds do, and you're an awesome pick."
"You're making this harder." Teresa sighed while Emily was completely oblivious to what she was really saying.
"I guess if it's too much of a responsibility." Emily shrugged before turning her attention back to the arena.
"PREPARE FOR AN ONSLAUGHT OF STREET FIGHTER REFERANCES!" Terrance yelled throwing his fist in the air.
"Why can't I get reception here?" Alexa asked from behind him while shaking her blackened Nokia around.
"We're going to kick your butt." Winter replied.
"YEAH!" Spader agreed.
"We seem to be ready." Jesslyn stated, "Three..."
Terrance began moving back and forth and his health increased to one hundred and twenty.
"Why did that happen?" Winter asked.
"Street fighters don't ever stop moving." Jesslyn replied, "Two..."
"Stop it!" Alexa ordered.
"THIS IS AS STILL AS I CAN SAY!" Terrance yelled in response before his health increased to one hundred and forty four.
"Now you're giving him health for screaming!" Spader complained.
"He's in character." Chris replied rolling his eyes in the process.
"One..." Jesslyn counted.
"What does this notebook do?" Alexa asked.
"FIGHT!" Jesslyn screamed as Terrance ran screaming across the arena and uppercut Spader but due to Terrance's weak punches Spader didn't move at all.
"OW!" Spader yelled.
"Sorry." Terrance apologized before noticing his health was at one hundred and seventy two point eight health.
"RAWR!" Winter yelled head butting Terrance away.
"PUNCH! KICK! PUNCH!" Terrance yelled punching and kicking Winter lightly so he wouldn't actually hurt her.
Winter backed away and looked up at her health to see only fifty remaining.
"Spader take care of this." Winter eeped.
"You got it." Spader replied before being punched hard by Terrance.
"Sorry." Terrance apologized.
"STOP SAYING SORRY!" Alexa yelled, "I'm literally carrying this team!"
The Falcons all sighed and face palmed in response.
"Not at all." Terrance muttered.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU RACIST JERK?" Alexa yelled.
"Racist?" Terrance asked confused.
"Yes you don't like me because I'm so pretty I'm part of my own race of people known as super hotians." Alexa replied.
"Please stop talking!" Someone from the Weasel's bench yelled.
"SHUT UP!" Alexa yelled before a growling Winter grabbed her hand and dragged her away, "UNHAND ME YOU UGLY UNCULTURED FREAK!"
Winter spared no time in pushing her off and oddly enough everyone burst into cheering.
"Thank you." Winter bowed right before Terrance pushed her off.
"SORRY!" Terrance apologized.
"That's okay!" Winter replied before Terrance turned to face Spader who backed away slowly.
"LIGHTNING PUNCH!" Terrance yelled running at Spader and punching him off the arena.
Confessional
Terrance: I had to apologize, I hate punching people.
Alexa: People just don't understand the master race.
Winter: Alexa is on the other team so there's no backlash from using this challenge to get vengeance for the girl who bullied me since we got here.
Spader: Terrance has a deadly left hook.
Round 3: Spader: 4, Winter: 4, Alexa: 4, Terrance: 5
"New strategy." Winter whispered to Spader, "We both gang up on Terrance using these new items."
"Agreed." Spader replied.
"When you two ugly idiots are done being stupid we can start!" Alexa yelled.
"She's never called me stupid before." Spader commented.
"She's mostly referring to me." Winter shrugged without much care.
"Three, Two, One, FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled as three of the four campers dashed to the center but Terrance got there first.
"LIGHTNING FIREBALL THROW!" Terrance yelled picking up a small explosive barrel and punching it so it flew at Spader and blew him out of the arena.
"That was too fast!" Winter yelled ducking under another barrel from Terrance.
"Just knock the ugly ***** out of the arena already!" Alexa ordered.
"You're just putting a target on your back." Terrance sang launching a empty oil drum at Winter.
"EEP!" Winter squeaked jumping out of the way.
"HA HA!" Terrance cheered holding a sword in the air.
"Where did you get that?" Winter stammered.
"I PUNCHED AN OIL DRUM!" Terrance yelled leaping over the box and charging at Winter yelling.
Winter took a step back in fear and accidentally fell off the edge.
"Dang nammit!" Teresa hissed.
Confessional
Teresa: Winter stays under the radar by having a brutally strong opponent and Helga's going to win the challenge which means that many more threats from our team make the merge.
Winter: I wasn't going to get cut by a sword! But the again Terrance doesn't hit people unless it's absolutely needed.
Spader: That hurt...
Terrance: I wasn't actually going to hit Winter, that'd be mean!
Alexa: My new team stinks, I'm carrying them through this challenge.
Round 3: Spader: 3, Winter: 3, Alexa: 4, Terrance: 5
"Can you do something?" Terrance asked Alexa politely.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO SOMETHING?!" Alexa screamed in reply, "I'm the one carrying this team."
"Fine." Terrance replied holding his hands up defensively, "I was just asking."
"idiot." Alexa muttered rolling her eyes.
"Everyone ready?" Jesslyn asked.
"Yes!" Everyone on the arena but Alexa replied while she took a selfie.
"THREE, TWO, ONE, FIGHT!"
Spader and Winter made sure they got to the center before Terrance this time and began pulling stuff from the box and throwing them at Terrance.
Terrance leaped over a bomb, ducked under three Frisbees, and managed to deflect a bomb off his wrist.
"Uh oh." Spader gulped.
"NEVER UNDERESTMATE THAT I HAVE PUNCHES!" Terrance yelled punching Spader in the face, "Sorry!"
What's this?" Alexa asked picking up the bomb Terrance had jumped over.
Winter pressed a button and Alexa flew from the arena and smacked her head on a steel bar.
"It's only funny because we hate her." Summer giggled from her seat.
"PUNCH KICK PUNCH!" Terrance yelled punching and kicking Spader closer to the edge.
"And Spader's health reaches zero!" Chris announced.
"WHAT?" Terrance asked, "I wasn't even hitting him that hard!"
"Yeah!" Spader agreed.
"Terrance landed multiple combos on you." Chris explained.
"We can score combos?" Winter asked glaring at Chris.
"Did I forget to mention that?" Chris asked.
"YES!" Everyone yelled in response.
"Well I'm sorry." Chris growled.
"You'd better be." Teresa complained, "I probably would've won against Kai if I knew we could score combos."
"What's done is done." Chris replied, "We can't change anything, so you two fight some more."
"Okay." Winter shrugged throwing a bomb at Terrance who dodged it and finding a water gun inside, "Does this do what I think it does?"
"Yes." Chris replied nodding repeatedly.
"Sorry Terrance but my team comes... Where did he go?" Winter asked looking around.
"HA HA!" Terrance yelled landing on Winter's shoulders and causing the gun to slide right off the arena.
"TAP!" Terrance yelled poking Winter and causing her health to drop from ten to two to zero.
"Will anyone stop Terrance?" Chris asked looking directly at the camera, "Find out right after commercial break."
"What?" Terrance asked looking at Chris confused.
Confessional
Terrance: This game is fun, except for the fact I have to hurt people. In the other rounds Julia had a little freak out and Helga dominated but this round is clearly one vs two.
Alexa: SHE HAS THE GUTS TO BLOW ME UP JUST BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY! I BET NO ONE ELSE HERE WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME THING...
Spader: Even I would have taken the opportunity to blow Alexa up. She's a very rude person.
Winter: I'm sorry to say this but that was funny, normally I'm antiviolence but I couldn't miss the opportunity anyone would've taken the opportunity to do.
Round 3: Spader: 2, Winter: 2, Alexa: 3, Terrance: 5
"I'm going to kill her!" Alexa screamed trying to run at Winter and beat her up.
"Slow down!" Terrance yelled grabbing her collar and yanking her back, "Chris will allow it if it's during the round, otherwise you'll be disqualified."
"For once you have a good point." Alexa muttered.
"Hey it saves everyone one more day here." Terrance replied.
"I know, I'm just that good of a competitor." Alexa replied totally not getting the meaning of what Terrance had just said.
"Is everyone ready." Jesslyn asked getting nods and an angry glare in response, "Okay. THREE! TWO! ONE! FIGHT!"
Oddly enough Alexa was the first one across the arena and she tackled Winter right next to the box and began bashing her head painfully against the arena floor.
"OW!" Winter screamed but Alexa continued to attack her.
"I WILL RESCUE..." Spader started but was tackled by Terrance.
"Sorry but my team has to win." Terrance replied beginning to rapidly poke Spader so his health went down by ones.
"But Alexa's actually harming Winter." Spader replied making Terrance turn around and notice Alexa now beaning a dizzy Winter over and over with a baseball bat.
"Stop hurting her." Terrance ordered.
"NO!" Alexa screamed while Winter's health reached zero.
"You can stop now." Spader stated.
"**** NO!" Alexa barked but Terrance had swiped the bat from her and bonked her on the head with it.
"NO!" Terrance barked in response.
Alexa growled and reached into the box pulling a bomb out and throwing it at her unconscious opponent blowing her onto the beach with a thud.
"Stop hurting her!" Terrance yelled.
"Fine." Alexa growled reaching into the box and pulling another bomb out before Hitting Terrance with it... and nothing happened.
"Pulling the pin out might help." Terrance growled shoving the bomb into her hands.
"Thank..." Alexa started but was blown from the arena and landed on top of hill of ninja ants.
"How about we restart our battle?" Terrance asked.
"I agree." Spader nodded as both started fighting with baseball bats like they were lightsabers.
"This will make some kick*** TV!" Chris laughed as Terrance forced Spader to the edge with a flurry of blows.
"Agreed." Chef laughed before Spader fell out of the arena.
Confessional
Intern: Unfortunately both Winter and Alexa are unconscious and will not be playing in this challenge anymore.
Terrance: HAHA! THAT WAS AWESOME! Alexa deserved that.
Spader: It's nice to know Terrance cares more about our safety than winning and his team shouldn't mind judging by how much they were laughing.
Round 3: Spader: 1, Terrance: 5
"Let's make this last round awesome." Terrance stated.
"Agreed." Spader nodded from the other side of the arena.
"Seems like everyone's ready." Jesslyn analyzed, "Let's start."
Terrance and Spader both took starting stances.
"THREE!"
Spader made the I'm watching you signal.
"TWO!"
Terrance returned the gesture.
"ONE!"
Both boys tensed.
"FIGHT!" Jesslyn screamed.
"YAAAH!" Both guys yelled running at each other and meeting at the box.
Spader threw a roundhouse kick but Terrance ducked under it and tried to take Spader's legs out from under him but Spader just leaped over it.
"TAKE THIS!" Terrance yelled tossing random items at Spader.
"Whoa." Spader yelped ducking under a bomb.
"FIREBALL!' Terrance exclaimed tossing an explosive barrel at Spader but it fell short.
"Missed me." Spader taunted but Terrance flew through the fire and uppercut Spader while yelling the name of the move he was using.
"DOWNERCUT!" Terrance yelled jumping and punching Spader into the ground with his fist.
"Yikes!" Spader yelled holding his head.
"BOWL OF PUNCH!" Terrance yelled dumping punch that had just randomly appeared in his hand onto Spader.
"Where are you getting this stuff?" Spader asked as Terrance began pelting him with Pokèballs.
"I dunno." Terrance shrugged before a ringing sound went off.
"WE HAVE OUR THIRD CONTESTANT FOR THE FINALS!" Jesslyn announced as the Frosty Falcons smiled knowing they had at least two people in the finals.
Confessional
Terrance: Finals here I come.
Spader: I tried and I hope my team respects me for that, Alexa on the other hand will not get any respect from anyone after her performance today.
Round 4
"Okay so the Contestants in round four will be Emily, Cole, Summer, and Patrice." Chris announced as the four people who hadn't competed yet hopped into the arena and took their positions.
"This is going to be awesome!" Summer cheered.
"No talking from the blue corner!" Chris barked, "Apparently your characters can't speak English."
"한국어 카운트합니까?" Summer stated.
"Just going to ignore the fact you can apparently speak Korean." Chris growled rolling his eyes.
"난 니가 싫어 너무." Summer replied.
"Get me a translator." Chris whispered to Chef.
"on it." Chef nodded turning to an Intern, "Get me a translator."
"Okay so a life deduction if either of you says anything but Bisharp and bird noises." Jesslyn stated.
"Bisharp." Cole smiled.
"Squawk!" Summer chirped.
"YOU TWO BETTER QUIT BENDING THE RULES!" Jesslyn yelled.
Summer and Cole high fived before taking fighting positions.
"Are you too ready?" Jesslyn asked looking at where Patrice was trying to move in the dress but failing while Emily just shrugged.
"Well let's get this started." Jesslyn sighed, "Three, Two, One, Kick each other.
Summer dashed across the arena with Cole hot on her trail and they both pile drove Emily while Patrice was getting caught up in his dress.
"I CAN'T WALK IN THIS DAMN THING!" Patrice complained, "I basically have to take baby steps!"
"That's the point!" Emily yelled from under her attackers before a bell rang from her health bar.
"Uh-oh." Patrice stammered as Both Summer and Cole turned to face him.
"Sharp." Summer smirked diving at Patrice who tripped over his dress and got two opponents on top of him within ten seconds.
"Helga finds this enjoyable." Helga commented from her seat next to Kai.
"Anything with Patrice getting hurt is comedy gold." Kai shrugged.
Confessional
Summer: hah hah! Patrice doesn't know that you can't keep your legs that far apart in a slim dress like that. I mean most people would figure out that you can't have a wide stance while wearing something like that.
Cole: Next round we get explosives, maybe I can shove some down John's pants... Wait he's in my alliance... I'm going to have to find someone new to torment, but who...
Emily: I'm going to teach Patrice a thing or two.
Patrice: THIS IS ********! Why do I get the dress? I'm not a stupid cross dressing freak! That's something that I'd expect from Spader or Greg, because they're stupid and weak!
Round 4: Emily: 4, Patrice: 4, Cole: 5, Summer: 5
"Keep your legs together." Emily ordered.
"NO!" Patrice growled.
"DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME TONIGHT?!" Emily asked.
"No." Patrice sighed.
"Okay keeping your legs closer together gives you longer strides rather than the short trippy ones you were taking earlier.
"Heh heh." Patrice laughed, "Trippy."
Emily hit him quickly.
"STAY ON TASK!' Emily shrieked.
"Okay! Okay!" Patrice stammered.
"Remember how Jill moved?" Emily asked.
"No, I was too busy staring at..." Patrice started.
"Just shut up." Emily sighed.
"Fine." Patrice grumbled crossing his arms, "Just don't expect me to enjoy this."
"I don't." Emily growled.
"Okay I'm just going to start the round." Jesslyn sighed, "YOU TWO FIGHT LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!"
"No." Emily growled.
"As long as she stays hot." Patrice smiled before being jabbed by Emily.
"Three, Two, One, FIGHT!" Jesslyn screamed as Cole and Summer charged across the arena and Cole began tossing items from the box in the center to Summer.
"Sharp." Summer stated separating the useless items from the bombs, swords, and whatever else was inside the box.
"I'm guessing Cole and Summer are having a hard time communicating." Spader stated from where he sat next to Teresa.
"Imagine if they misunderstood each other." Teresa giggled.
Just the Emily dived next to the box and pulled a bomb out of a hole in its side.
"What are you going to do with one puny bomb." Patrice growled snatching it away and pulling the pin out, "There now It'll explode."
Emily knocked the bomb back into the box and pushed Patrice away.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR..." Patrice started before the box exploded scattering items all over the arena.
Summer and Cole looked at the pile of bombs next to them that were about to explode.
Both of them smiled before picking up Cricket bats and hitting them at their opponents.
"GEEZ!" Patrice screamed dodging a bomb and falling over.
Emily wasn't so lucky.
"EEK!" Emily screamed before she was blasted out of the arena and splashed into the water surrounding it.
Patrice grabbed a nearby baseball bat and began deflecting the bombs off it.
The bombs next to the two Falcons suddenly exploded blasting Cole out of the arena and a dazed Summer right near the edge.
"I gotta win this." Patrice growled through gritted teeth picking a Frisbee up and tossing it at Summer's head knocking her backwards a few centimeters.
"Ouch." Summer groaned.
"And Summer is out!" Chris announced.
"HOW?" Summer asked confused.
"You spoke English." Chris replied.
"Silly." Summer groaned holding her forehead.
Confessional
Summer: Why did I draw a character who can't talk, Why? Oh well I may as well live with it, I think we'll win this round unless Patrice gets the hang of walking in a dress. (Summer sniggers)
Cole: Summer needs to be taught a lesson! I mean it's not hard to keep your mouth shut.
Emily: Thankfully we're at that point in the game where all the jerks start leaving and everyone can have a good time. Heck I'm going to propose a final three deal with Winter and Teresa after elimination. They're my best friends out here.
Patrice: I think I'm starting to get the hang of this dress, with a few more days of practice I'll be good at it... (Patrice realizes what he just said) I mean I'll never wear a dress again for as long as I live. (He crosses his arms like he's cool.
Round 4: Emily: 3, Summer: 4, Cole: 4, Patrice: 4
"Don't talk again during the challenge." Cole growled as he and Summer returned to their side of the arena.
"And what makes you think you can tell me what to do?" Summer growled grabbing Cole by the shirt and dragging him down to the same level as her face.
"N-Nothing." Cole stuttered.
"Good." Summer smiled sweetly releasing Cole and looking at her opponents while Cole glared at her.
"Is everyone ready?" Jesslyn asked looking at both teams.
"Yes." Everyone replied.
"Okay then, Three! Two! One! FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled.
In an instant Cole and Summer grabbed nearby items that had been scattered from the explosion last round while Emily and Patrice ran to the box in the center and began trying to pry it open.
"Sealing the box should make this very interesting." Chris smiled evilly while clasping his hands together.
"Why is this one sealed?" Emily asked looking at Patrice who just shrugged.
"Let me try it." Patrice replied grabbing the bottom of the lid and trying to move it.
"I don't think that'll work." Emily sighed before being struck by a canoe paddle.
"What is with these items?" Patrice complained dodging another strike from Summer while Cole lifted the top of the box off quicker than an open jar of pickles.
"Bisharp." Summer smiled swinging the canoe paddle again but missing by just a few millimeters.
"Too close." Patrice gulped just as Emily jumped off his shoulders and landed on Summer's back.
Summer stayed standing and wildly swung the canoe paddle in an attempt to knock Emily off her.
"Missed me." Emily mocked dodging to one side but getting hit when Summer moved it again and nailed her in the face, "Ouch."
"better get and item." Patrice sighed turning around just in time to see Cole take a gun loaded with mutant seagulls out of the bin while smiling, "Uh-oh."
"Reet!" Cole growled shooting a seagull and missing by a mere centimeter.
"Too close." Patrice stammered grabbing a nearby frying pan and knocking the gun out of Cole's hands.
"BI!" Summer screamed hitting Emily with the paddle again but accidentally tripping and falling off the edge with Emily still on her back.
"And there go Summer and Emily." Jesslyn announced.
"Yikes!" Patrice screamed dodging another seagull.
Cole only had one more and was moving closer in order to increase aim.
Cole smiled and pulled the trigger...
...
... But the gun jammed and Patrice whacked him over the head so hard that he fell over.
"AND PATRICE KEEPS FOUR LIVES!" Jesslyn announced.
"Thank you." Patrice smiled while the Falcons booed him.
Confessional
Summer: I gotta keep Emily of my shoulders, she has a deadly aerial attack.
Cole: Luckily Emily only has two lives left and the moment she's gone me and Summer will dominate this challenge.
Emily: Patrice is doing a little better than I expected.
Patrice: I'm winning! And with Helga in the finals with me I'll have no trouble taking my opponents out.
Round 4: Emily: 2, Cole: 3, Summer: 3, Patrice: 4
"We gotta stop losing." Cole growled while both him and Summer climbed the ladder.
"Well maybe we should work as a team again." Summer replied, "If we take down Emily first Patrice is a fish out of water."
"That's actually brilliant." Cole congratulated.
"Thanks." Summer beamed as she reached to top and noticed a bunch of explosive barrels in the center, "Oh gods."
"What?" Cole asked from below her.
"Explosive barrels." Summer stammered.
"Great now Patrice might be able to hit back." Cole grumbled.
"Now that you're finally here." Jesslyn sighed, "FIGHT!"
"You didn't even count down." Summer complained.
"I know." Jesslyn shrugged.
"How do these things work?" Patrice asked picking a barrel up and tossing it a few feet away where it exploded.
"You missed." Emily stated.
"I KNOW!" Patrice yelled glaring at her.
"Sharp." Summer giggled as Cole tossed a barrel at Patrice and missed him by a meter.
"I'm just going to stick to traditional weapons." Emily explained picking a katana up and coming face to face with Summer when she stood back up.
"Bisharp." Summer smirked punching Emily and swiping the Katana from her.
"HEY!" Emily complained reaching down to pick up a frying pan but being blown out of the arena by a beautifully tossed barrel by Cole.
"This is looking like we get three people in the finals." John stated.
"TAKE THIS!" Patrice yelled tossing the last barrel at Cole and blowing him out of the arena.
"Or not." John sighed.
"I can't even remember most of our battle." Luke shrugged.
"Now to get rid of the Pikmin!" Patrice laughed.
"POKEMON!" Terrance yelled.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED!" Patrice screamed at his opponent.
That made for a very good distraction.
Summer darted forward at hit Patrice in the stomach hard with her right fist.
"Oof." Patrice groaned falling to the ground in pain.
"HAH HAH! I win!" Summer laughed before covering her mouth.
"And Summer's out on account of talking." Chris yelled.
"We don't blame you!" Kai assured.
"I do." Alexa stated.
"Quiet." Kai hissed
Confessional
Emily: One life... I had better make this one count if I survive.
Summer: I hate not being able to talk, Patrice would be down a life and Emily would be out if I hadn't talked during the game. (Summer smacks her forehead)
Cole: Summer is just screwing this up, at least Kai is in the finals because Terrance poking Helga won't work at all.
Patrice: (He appears to be pressing wrinkles out of his dress) I have to make it nice and clean and not very wrinkled... Because Uhhh, Girls would look hot in this...
Round 4: Emily: 1, Summer: 2, Cole: 2, Patrice: 4
"Don't blow your last life." Patrice growled turning Emily around.
"I won't." Emily assured, "it'll take a lot more than one hit to kill me this round."
"Okay just jinx yourself a little more." Patrice growled.
"How about you stop being so mean!" Emily growled back.
"Hey I'm not the one leaving tonight if we lose." Patrice replied.
"yeah, because everyone here likes you so much!" Emily yelled.
"Three, Two, One, FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled.
"Let's start..." Emily began before being smacked in the head with a bomb and rolling off the arena.
"GOD DAMMIT!" Patrice screamed glaring at the two Falcons in rage.
"Help me!" Emily yelled from the edge making Patrice whip around and notice two sets of fingers clinging onto the edge of the arena.
"Well that's convenient." Patrice shrugged while Summer and Cole gave disbelieving looks to Chris and Jesslyn respectively.
"Give me your hand." Patrice sighed holding his hand out and having Emily grasp it before he pulled her up, "You owe me one."
"DO NOT!" Emily yelled back.
"You do realize you four are still fighting." Chris stated.
"Oh yeah." Cole muttered.
"OUT!" Jesslyn yelled.
"That makes both of us targets." Summer smirked looking Cole in the eyes mockingly.
"OUT!" Jesslyn yelled.
"THREE OUT OF FIVE LIVES!" Cole screamed.
Confessional
Cole: We could have beaten them but we had to talk didn't we... BUT SUMMER LOST THREE OF HER FIVE LIVES VIA TALKING! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Emily: Patrice has a great chance of winning, me? not so much.
Summer: This is as bad as the movie Sharknado. (Sigh) If only I'd picked a character that could talk...
Patrice: Winning!
Round 4: Emily: 1, Cole: 1, Summer: 1, Patrice: 4
"This could be the last round." Jesslyn stated, "No matter what someone will be out of the challenge for good."
"I'm on the edge of my seat." Spader stated.
"Ditto." Greg agreed.
"You two can do this!" Kai called.
"I believe in you!" Terrance added.
"Don't you dare talk or you'll be on the chopping block!" Alexa hissed before holding her bandaged head in pain.
"Nice of you to join us." john stated.
"Shut up." Alexa hissed, "I only talk to cool people and those I hate, and I hate all of you."
"Hand me that brick." John whispered to Luke.
"Why?" Luke asked handing the brick to John.
John chucked the brick at Helga and when she turned angrily John pointed at Alexa.
"HELGA SMASH!" Helga roared jumping out of her seat and uppercutting Alexa into the distance.
"Heh heh." Chris laughed, "That's funny."
Helga blew steam from her nostrils and stormed back to her seat where she sat with her legs crossed femininely.
"This could be the last round so I hope for a good fight." Chris announced, "With lots of mauling and a few injuries."
"WHAT?!" The contestants in the arena gaped.
"I'm joking." Chris sighed rolling his eyes.
"Oh." Emily stated.
"LET'S BEGIN!" Jesslyn yelled, "Three, two, two and a half, one and three quarters, one, FIGHT!"
"Was that necessary?" Emily asked.
"Nope." Jesslyn shrugged before a bomb was lobbed at her and she had to cower behind another intern.
"Let's fight." Patrice smirked as he and Emily dashed across the arena (Patrice going much slower due to the dress) And tried to get at the box before Summer and Cole did.
On the opposite side of the arena Summer and Cole looked at each other before both going left and running into each other before falling into an angry heap.
"What's in this box?" Patrice asked motioning to the only box in the center of the arena.
"Open it and find out." Emily shrugged as Patrice removed the lid to reveal...
...
...
... A flamethrower.
"AHAHAHA!" Patrice laughed strapping the combustion weapon onto his back and aiming it at the two Falcons, "I believe fire beats ice."
"Sharp." Summer grumbled getting up with Cole just behind her.
"Give up or be toasted." Emily threatened.
"Yeah! Like toast!" Patrice added.
"That was a terrible threat." Emily replied.
"It seemed threatening to me!" Patrice shrugged.
Summer responded by dashing to the box, looking inside, and figuring out that Chris had only given one item for the round.
"Sharp." Summer sighed before back flipping out of the way from a jet of intense flames that were shot from the flamethrower.
"Just give up." Patrice smiled, "I'm not going towards the edge anytime soon."
"Hmmm." Cole pondered for a moment before running to the other side of the arena and beginning to walk towards Patrice.
"Halt." Patrice ordered and Cole stopped moving the moment he faced him but Summer ran towards Patrice from behind and the moment he turned around she stopped moving and Cole started again.
"CUT IT OUT!" Patrice complained.
"What can we do Emily asked as she and Patrice slowly backed towards the edge.
"SQUAWK." Cole chirped chucking the box that had been sitting in the center at the two.
"AHHH!" Patrice screamed shooting it with the flamethrower.
Oddly enough a click came from the box and lit bombs began falling out of it and scattering across the arena.
"HIDDEN COMPARTMENTS!" Emily shrieked a zoomed in image taking up a quarter of the screen.
"Uh-oh." Patrice stuttered his face taking up the area below Emily.
"Sharp." Summer sighed her face appearing next to Emily.
"SQUAWK!" Cole screamed before the entire arena exploded leaving gigantic holes dotting the arena and blasting the three losers through the roof of the medical tent and Patrice smashing into the last chair near Chris.
"You okay?" Chris asked.
"Thank you Mario." Patrice stated before passing out.
"He's okay." Chris shrugged.
Confessional
Summer: (Her shoulder is out of place) Since the intern was squeamish I have to do this myself. (Summer pops her shoulder back into place with a sickening pop)
Cole: (His head is bandaged) Esroh eht ffo llef I!
Emily: I do hope Patrice is in a good enough condition to compete.
Patrice: Teehee!
Round 5: Helga: 5, Terrance: 5, Kai: 5, Patrice: 5
"Okay so we have a mostly even matchup." Jesslyn announced.
"Mostly?" Terrance asked.
"Oh they have Helga." Jesslyn replied as Helga growled and cracked her neck.
"Point taken." Terrance nodded.
"Helga thinks Patrice is broken." Helga grunted raising her hand.
"What makes you think that?" Jesslyn asked.
Helga pointed to where Patrice was slowly prancing around one of the larger holes giggling.
"What is he doing?" Chris asked.
Kai shrugged in response while scratching her head with her gun.
"Well, just start without him." Chris stated.
"Okay." Jesslyn shrugged, "Fight!"
"Where's the countdown?" Terrance asked.
"Deal with it." Jesslyn smirked just as Helga jumped halfway across the arena and roared.
"Let's avoid her." Kai suggested.
"Agreed." Terrance nodded.
"Watch this." Kai stated throwing her gun which hit Patrice in the face.
"What?" Patrice asked looking around confused before losing his balance and falling into the hole.
"These holes add a new twist." Terrance stated before being swiped with Helga's hand and flying from the arena.
"That leaves Kai vs. Helga." Jesslyn announced.
"GRRR!" Helga growled.
"AHHHH!" Kai screamed running and jumping over the side.
"HELGA WINS!" Helga laughed.
"Indeed." Spader clapped.
Confessional
Patrice: Where am I? What was I just doing? And why do I feel... Girly?
Terrance: This is going to take a diverse strategy with lots of variables to win against those two.
Kai: Unloaded guns are still weapons... Wait, does Chris have a permit for this thing?
Helga: HELGA IS NOT GOING TO LOSE ANYTIME SOON!
Round 5: Patrice: 4, Terrance: 4, Kai: 4, Helga: 5
"How can we possibly win?" Summer asked from her seat next to Luke.
"I dunno." Luke shrugged.
"Okay so we get to the items and draw Helga to the holes in the center." Terrance explained to Kai as the two looked over some battle plans Terrance had drawn out.
"Well, let's hope the item box has rope in it then." Kai replied pointing at the box that was on the side of the hole nearest to the two.
"I think there's bound to be some rope in at least one of those boxes." Terrance replied with a shrug, "Chris seems to like specific items that differ every round."
"That's true, so we'll be seeing something..." Kai started.
"FIGHT!" Jesslyn yelled out of the blue.
"EAT ITEMS!" Helga roared picking up the box on her side obviously hoping it was filled with bombs and chucking it at the two Falcons.
Unfortunately for Helga the box spilled out pans, rope, and a few bottles of antique spring water out of it.
"ROPE!" Terrance and Kai cheered.
"What can they possibly do with that?" Patrice laughed.
"This!" Kai yelled chucking a lasso at Patrice and getting him caught around the waist.
"I'm so scared." Patrice growled.
"Helga is confused." Helga grunted.
"HYAAAH!" Terrance yelled tying the other end to Helga.
"Okay, how will this help them?" Patrice asked while Helga shrugged.
"Helga doesn't get it." Helga replied.
"You guys suck at th..." Patrice started but was hit in the face with a frying pan and fell into the hole.
"Helga thinks he's useless eighty three percent of the time." Helga stated.
"Eighty three." Terrance stated in disbelief.
"Just start your part." Kai growled elbowing her teammate.
"Right." Terrance smiled bending down to pick up the remainder of the rope.
Helga walked carefully around the hole in the center on her approach towards her opposition.
"BRB!" Terrance yelled jumping over the edge and hanging on by his fingertips.
Patrice was floating lazily in the water waiting for Helga to finish the round and unfortunately couldn't get the rope off him.
"Perfect." terrance laughed whipping the rope over there so it tied itself to Patrice's arm.
"What the?" Patrice asked before noticing Terrance, "What are you doing?"
"Eliminated players can't return to the arena." Terrance laughed holding the rope back up to the arena while Patrice's eyes grew wide.
On top of the arena Kai had backed to the edge while Helga slowly approached with the box of items over her head.
"C'mon Helga, we're friends!" Kai stated quickly.
"What is Helga's favorite colour?" Helga asked.
"green?" Kai guessed.
"PINK!" Helga roared tossing the box at her opponent.
"RUN!" Terrance yelled handing Kai the rope.
Kai dashed out of the way and Terrance had his fingers squished by the box and he fell over the edge.
"Take this." Kai smiled handing the rope to Helga.
"HELGA WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR PLAN!" Helga screamed pulling the rope as hard as she could.
WHACK
An imprint of Patrice appeared in the floor of the arena.
"Does that count as returning to the rink?" Chris asked Chef.
"I believe so." Chef nodded.
"HELGA LOSES A LIFE!" Jesslyn announced while the Weasels booed her.
Confessional
Patrice: (He looks dizzy) I figure that if we reverse the zombie formula... (he passes out)
Chris: Patrice is acting like a different princess every time he gets hit, That is funny!
Terrance: Hopefully I can win a round soon.
Helga: Helga will not lose all five of her lives.
Kai: I'm guessing that Helga will be targeting me next round just because I outplayed her in the last challenge.
Round 5: Patrice: 3, Terrance: 3, Kai: 4, Helga: 4
"Okay so no tugging on ropes they hand you." Patrice explained to Helga in a little but higher of a voice.
"Helga thinks Patrice is being a big dummy." Helga scoffed.
"Finn..." Patrice trailed.
"Who?" Helga asked.
Patrice rolled his eyes and Helga slapped him across the face.
"Whaa?" Patrice asked confused, "When did we get into the arena?"
"Helga is wondering if Patrice has head injury." Helga grunted.
"Why would you wonder that?" Patrice asked
Helga slapped him.
"I don't know where, I don't know how..." Patrice started to sing before being slapped again.
"Helga thinks she knows what's going on." Helga stated thoughtfully.
"Your hand hurts!" Patrice complained.
"THREE! TWO! ONE! FIGHT!" Jesslyn screamed.
"LIGHTNING AND FIREBALL THROW!" Terrance yelled punching an explosive barrel at Helga and hitting her head on.
Helga's health dropped by twenty and she began marching at Terrance angrily.
"Uh-oh." Terrance stammered.
"HELGA SMASH!" Helga roared picking up a barrel and grasping it too hard so it exploded over her head making her health drop by twenty again.
"Heh heh, that's funny." Kai laughed before getting a chuck of Barrel thrown at her head.
"RAWR!" Helga roared charging at Terrance who was standing right near the edge.
Terrance just sidestepped and Helga ran right off the arena and landed with a huge splash in the water.
"oh gods." Patrice muttered as the huge wave of water literally crashed into the arena and blew all the contestant off their feet and the items were washed either out of the arena or in an explosive barrels case right into Kai.
"EEK!" Kai screamed before an explosion knocked her off the edge as well.
As the last of the water drained away Patrice and Terrance cast glances at each other.
"No items." Terrance stammered.
"No Items." Patrice grinned before jumping over a hole and running at Terrance.
Terrance tried the sidestep maneuver but Patrice quickly turned and pushed him right over the edge.
"Looks like Terrance will not be pulling what he did in his last round." Chris laughed, "And that's a win."
Confessional
Helga: Helga is down to three lives, this is embarrassing for Helga.
Kai: Is it me or is this rotating between who's winning?
Terrance: Weasels, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!
Patrice: GRRR! I swear to god that little punk Terrance is going to pay for trying to trick me like that!
Round 5: Terrance: 2, Patrice: 3, Kai: 3, Helga: 3
"So..." Kai started as Terrance approached her.
"So what?" Terrance asked.
"You're kind of sucking at this challenge." Kai replied through gritted teeth.
"I know, but at least you have three lives still." Terrance shrugged, "Plus Alexa and Cole are targets for wanting to throw the challenge."
"That's true." Kai nodded, "But you're still looking a little weak."
"Of course." Terrance agreed, "Just look at these noodle arms."
"That's not what I mean." Kai sighed.
"What am I missing?" Terrance asked looking directly at Kai.
"Enough talk!" Jesslyn yelled, "Three, Two, One, FIGHT!"
"RAWR!" Helga roared dashing across the arena and lunging at the two Falcons.
"DIVE!" Terrance yelled as he and Kai dove out of the way making Helga slide quite close to the edge.
Unfortunately the two weren't paying attention to Patrice who snuck around and jumped Terrance.
"ACK!" Terrance yelled before his face was shoved into the ground and Patrice began repetitively hitting his head against the ground.
"How do you like the ground you little weakling." Patrice laughed.
"This..." Terrance yelled as his head was lifted from the ground.
Patrice whacked it against the ground again for good measure.
"Stop it!" Kai yelled.
"Make me." Patrice smirked.
Kai had landed a flying kick to his face faster than you can say Owned. Patrice went sliding across the ground and landed in a groaning heap against one side.
"Don't mess with the ninja!" Kai yelled before being a shadow loomed over her.
"HELGA SMASH!" Helga screamed punching Kai so hard she hit Patrice and sent them both flying out of the arena.
"Uh oh." Terrance stammered backing away from Helga.
"Helga will win this for her family back in homeland." Helga yelled lunging at Terrance who she caught and accidentally flew off the edge with.
"And everybody loses a life here!" Jesslyn announced.
Confessional
Kai: Well I thought Terrance would last longer than me in this challenge, I guess I was wrong.
Patrice: After I win this challenge all the girls here will be begging to spend time with me. The lack of affection is driving me crazy!
Terrance: Time to bring my A game to this battle. I'm going all out street fighter for the next two rounds, expect a lot of yelling and kicking... Oh and fireballs!
Helga: Helga can't believe the challenge is almost over. It seems like it just started 10,000 words ago... Helga is joking we measure by time not words.
Round 5: Terrance: 1, Patrice: 2, Kai: 2, Helga: 2
"This is turning out to be the closest round yet." Jesslyn announced as all fur contestants pulled themselves out from the water, "That is if Terrance doesn't lose this one as well."
"Thanks." Terrance thanked her sarcastically.
"Any last words?" Patrice asked.
"I'm not dying." Terrance retorted angrily, "I wish you guys would trust me."
"Prove it." Jesslyn laughed, "Three, Two, One, FIGHT!"
"FIREBALL!" Terrance yelled tossing and explosive barrel at Patrice.
"YIPE!" Patrice squealed but Terrance was on him in an instant and dealt a uppercut that knocked him back a few feet.
"You fight like a girl!" Terrance stated, "That is also a baby!"
"I can't tell if that's sexist or not." Summer stated.
"Who cares if he's mocking Patrice?" Luke asked with a shrug.
"Good point." Summer nodded.
"What? Did Patrice wants to see me in my underwear?" Alexa asked.
"Put a sock in it." Jill grumbled suddenly sitting next to Alexa and bashing her on the head with a bat.
"OW!" Alexa screamed but was shut up by another quick jab from the knight.
"Can you please go easier on me!" Patrice begged as he ran around the arena with Terrance in close pursuit.
"This is as easy as I can stay!" Terrance yelled in response.
"But we were kicking your butt a minute ago!" Patrice yelled jumping over a pit.
"Small, unintelligent words anger me!" Terrance yelled.
"Remember you were losing, you were a loser." Patrice screamed as Terrance leaped over the pit and punched Patrice.
"Duh, I play Pokémon." Terrance stated, "I'll be a loser until college."
"What kind of people play pokemon in college?" Patrice asked.
"The ones not drunk off their butts." Jill yelled.
On the other side of the arena Helga was stomping up to Kai.
"Helga will win this round." Helga laughed putting her hands on her hips.
"That sounds fun." Kai stated nervously.
"Helga knows." Helga laughed before lunging at Kai but Kai just front flipped over her, "HEY!"
"I'm a ninja." Kai bragged before a barrel exploded next to her.
"HELGA IS STRONGER!" Helga roared literally ripping part of the arena out and tossing it at Kai.
"JEEZ!" Kai screamed running at it and jumping onto it before jumping again and landing on Helga.
Helga grabbed her and held her an arms length away.
"Is it a bad time to say I surrender?" Kai asked.
"YES!" Helga yelled punching Kai and sending her flying into a metal pole.
"That, had to hurt." Chris cringed and Kai slowly slid into the water and didn't resurface.
"MEDIC!" Jesslyn yelled.
"HAH! We have the upper hand!" Patrice laughed before being throat kicked by Terrance and falling out of the arena.
Helga roared like a lion and charged at Terrance. Terrance jumped off the edge and grabbed one of the support bars and Helga skidded to the edge and lost her balance.
"TERRANCE WINS A ROUND... for once." Chris stated.
"YES!" Terrance laughed falling into the water.
Confessional
Kai: (She moves her hand upwards then drops it suddenly) Well we were on a crash course with winning but then I got hurt.
Patrice: Looks like Terrance doesn't stand a chance, I am not letting him get away with anything this round. What's the worst he could do.
Helga: How did Helga dwindle down to one puny life?
Terrance: I'm about to create the most epic catchphrase of the season.
Round 5: Kai: 1, Terrance: 1, Helga: 1, Patrice: 1
"Okay due to her minor concussion Kai will not be competing for the remainder of this round." Jesslyn explained as Kai was carried away via stretcher, "She'll be okay tomorrow. not great but okay."
"Aww man." Terrance sighed while all the other Falcons groaned.
"There goes our chances at immunity." Luke sighed, "Not that Terrance is a bad fighter or anything."
"I suck at it." Terrance stated, "Unless I get explosive barrels and combos."
"Can we just start already?" Patrice asked eager to win.
"Okay." Jesslyn shrugged, "Three, two, one, kill each other."
"Helga smash!" Helga screamed running across the arena hoping to end the round quickly.
"Yeah Helga!" Patrice cheered raising his fist into the air.
"EEP!" Terrance squeaked before dashing away with Helga in pursuit.
Terrance frantically tried to come up with a plan while escaping and noticed every single leftover item sitting in the center.
"Hmmm." Terrance pondered running closer to the center and grabbing a carpet that was randomly sitting there and managing to spread it over a hole.
"RAWR!" Helga yelled swatting Terrance away from his pit trap.
"My turn." Patrice laughed grabbing Terrance and beginning to punch him in the face repetitively.
"GRRR!" Terrance fumed.
"What are you going to do about it wimp?" Patrice asked like Terrance was a baby.
"FROSTY FALCON PUNCH!" Terrance yelled punching Patrice so hard that he fell over the edge of the arena.
"Geez Terrance." Summer gaped.
"Patrice is weak but Helga will defeat this wimpy fighter." Helga laughed disabling Terrance's trap, "Helga thinks Terrance will never beat anyone stronger than him.
Helga didn't realize she had just offended Terrance and he raised his hand into the air before charging at Helga.
"YAHHH!" Terrance yelled jumping into the air and punching Helga heavily and repetitively while a combo began playing out on the screen.
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX... COMBO!
Helga literally fell over and her health bar reached -5,000.
"Helga is defeated." Helga groaned her eyes looking like those of a fainted Pokémon.
"Winners don't lose!" Terrance stated.
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!" Jesslyn yelled before being cut out by static.
Confessional
Patrice: What can I do to top that Frosty Falcon Punch... Wicked Weasel Kick? No...
Helga: #Groan# Terrance truly is the champion of champions... #Urk# Helga will never underestimate someone again just by size or muscle mass...
Terrance: Ha ha! Never underestimate the power of gamers... or Gravity Falls.
Camp
"Okay so the Frosty Falcons win the challenge and as a bonus Terrance gets the clue to individual immunity, which looks like this." Chris stated holding up a picture of a green medallion shaped like a spearhead, "The producers didn't want to use my head again so we chose this design."
"Wait a second..." Summer started but Chris cut her off.
"Nope, don't say anything!" Chris yelled making a zipping motion with his hand over his mouth.
"Did we miss something. Or did the producers forget to put something in your lines?" Luke asked. (Check Chapter 2 after the challenge for explanation)
"I... Don't fow?" Chris questioned looking at where an intern was holding up his lines on large cue cards.
"That's know!" the intern yelled back.
"Okay, that makes sense." Chris nodded before noticing all the campers giving him strange looks, "Ahem... Now this idol although not as pretty as my idol or as valuable as team immunity, can still play a key factor in keeping you in this game."
"Is only Terrance eligible to find it?" Teresa asked.
"No." Chris replied shaking his head yes.
"What?" Terrance asked extremely confused.
"GOD DAMMIT!" Chris yelled shooting the intern an evil glare, "You know what screw my lines."
"You have lines?" Summer asked.
"We have to pay our writers somehow." Chris shrugged.
"Why does a reality TV show need writers?" John asked.
Fresh TV headquarters
The director dropped his drink and slowly turned to three lightly bearded.
"Sooo..." One of them started.
The director took out three contracts and ripped them all into pieces.
"We're just going to leave now." Another laughed nervously.
"I think they just spent all day playing World of Warcraft anyway." An intern stated.
"They're just trolls." The director hissed, "Only three things matter to them. Porn, World of Warcraft, and the nostalgia critic."
"I don't know." Chris shrugged after ten seconds of thought.
"Anyway." Chef prompted.
"Oh yeah! Weasels you get to be at a disadvantage tomorrow and have to send someone home." Chris explained.
"DISADVANTAGE!" Teresa yelled in shock.
"Yep." Chris nodded, "And I think the disadvantage should lead to some great dramatic scenes!"
"That's unlikely." Greg muttered, "What are the chances of anyone on this team going mad?"
Day 8
"STOP LAUGHING AT US YOU SOLAR TWIT!" Greg yelled at the sun.
"Pretty unlikely." Patrice stated.
"So Terrance it's your choice whether to share that clue or not, and Weasel please vote out someone nice so rating will increase." Chris explained, "That is all."
"I'm going to share this with all you guys." Terrance told his team, "It'll make a more even playing field and we shouldn't start getting divided."
"Let's just leave camp so no Weasels overhear." Cole suggested.
"Well I'm going to go do my nails." Alexa stated walking away from the group.
"Does she even understand she's at the bottom?" Summer asked.
Confessional
Terrance: Well no one understood the clue, Look where the sun always shines. I mean due to moonlight the sun doesn't always shine on one spot. plus we have stormy weather.
Chris: Fine we'll move it to an easier location!
John: I wish we had lost so we could rid the team of my "Alliance member" Cole, or do nothing Alexa. Despite the fact Cole thinks he has my vote he still picks on me. And that my viewers is a dumb move.
Summer: That medallion from day two that Chris conveniently forgot about was actually a hidden immunity idol! I'll look for it tomorrow since I seem to have misplaced it.
Alexa: Why couldn't the immunity idol have been my head?
Patrice: (He pulls out a purple hidden immunity idol) Thank you for leaving this on your dresser Summer, oh and Chris there's nothing against stealing if Pete got away with it, and Billy... I wonder how Teresa will react to me having this, well only one way to find out.
"So who are we going to target?" Spader asked the group on the porch that consisted of Helga, Winter, Emily, Greg, and Spader.
"I'm suggesting Patrice." Greg stated, "He's nothing but trouble for the team despite how much of an asset he is to the team."
"But what about the idol?" Emily asked.
"No one from our team has a clue so we'll get off without one being played tonight." Spader explained.
"Well what does Teresa think?" Emily asked, "She should have a say in the matter."
"That's true but she said she was feeling tired after the challenge and went for a relaxing nature walk." Winter explained, "Nature can sometimes be the best remedy for stress."
"She's not stressed Winter." Greg stated.
"Maybe she couldn't sleep and wanted to hear the serene sound of trickling water." Emily replied.
"WATER!" Winter screamed.
"Huh?" Helga grunted giving Winter an odd look.
"Uh there might be more mutated leeches." Winter stated quickly, "The marine life around here is quite strange."
"That is true." Emily nodded, "I'm actually surprised e haven't seen that much of the animals we saw in Revenge of the island there were tonnes!"
"That's true." Spader agreed, "Hopefully Chris doesn't have a challenge planned that only involves us vs Wawanakwa."
"Now that would be annoying." Greg agreed.
"So are we all set?" Spader asked.
"Yep." Emily nodded, "And I'm pretty sure Teresa knows who to vote for, we're like best friends out here."
"You two are two peas in a pod." Winter giggled, "You just get along that well."
Confessional: I am the pee pod!
Helga: Helga doesn't talk much durin g strategy time because Helga is more of a listener than a talker in these situations.
Winter: Well looks like I can just fall into place among the rest of the Weasels, as our number dwindle my not a target strategy will become more prominent.
Greg: If I make a final two deal with Spader he'll accept it because who could he possibly want to keep around more than me?
Emily: Good to know that after tonight all the jerks will be cornered in the Falcon's team. And then this game will become enjoyable.
Spader: Thank the gods that my mom doesn't know I'm here, she'd probably have a heart attack, then recover by herself before coming down here and dragging me home where she'd lock me in my room until I'm eighteen and the police free me due to the charter of rights and freedoms... hey maybe Jill will be on that squad!
Forest
"HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MESS?" Teresa demanded while she paced in front of Patrice.
"Trust me Teresa, I have a plan." Patrice assured.
"What? What is your plan?" Teresa growled, "You have no friends here, no good reputation and one ally!"
"I have the hidden immunity idol." Patrice smirked.
"No you don't." Teresa argued.
Patrice pulled the purple medallion out of his pocket and showed it to Teresa.
"Proof." Patrice smiled pocketing the idol.
"But wasn't it green?" Teresa asked.
"Yep, but I swiped this bad boy from Summer." Patrice explained.
"Oh no, no, no, no." Teresa growled, "You put it back now."
"Heck no." Patrice argued.
"Put it back now or I'll terminate our alliance." Teresa threatened.
"I'll keep it and you'll stay my ally." Patrice argued.
"Why would that work?" Teresa asked.
"Because the guy you've been building up to the rest of the team as too dumb to pull this off himself will tell everyone that you took the immunity idol and plotted Emily's elimination." Patrice threatened, "And we'll still be taking out Emily because I don't want to have to face Helga later in the game and I think that you make a pretty good strategic planner."
"You're bluffing." Teresa stated shocked.
"I know, it sucks when the chess master realizes they're just a game piece but I'll take you to the finals." Patrice smiled.
"But I was in control..." Teresa stammered.
"But now you're not." Patrice growled, "Now because of your fear of Helga we'll take out not only Emily and Helga but the rest of your friends and they'll all believe it was you."
"No." Teresa stammered.
"Oh and I'll ask for the final scores on votes so don't even try playing me." Patrice growled narrowing his eyes, "Looks like you found your place in the game."
Confessional
Patrice: (He's swinging the idol around his finger) Goodbye Emily, this is for mocking me about those dreams.
Greg: Why do I get the feeling something is going to go wrong, that could be the fact that we have no clue who public enemy number two is but anyway goodbye Patrice.
Julia: I VOTE FOR... (Julia holds up a rock) JIMMY THE ROCK!
Helga: Helga is tired of perverted men putting guys in bad stereotypes, bye bye Patrice.
Teresa: Truthfully I was going to call off the alliance and vote him out Emily, Honest. I'm sorry and hope you forgive me...
Bonfire pit
"Oh how the mighty fall." Chris laughed purposely talking about Teresa but everyone else thought it was about the challenge, "By now I believe all of you know how the bonfire ceremony goes."
"Nope." Julia stated.
"When I call your name collect your marshmallow, or I'll just throw it at you." Chris stated.
"And that's why I brought sunglasses." Patrice smiled putting the glasses on.
"Anyway from now on I'll be asking whether you want to play the hidden immunity idol." Chris explained, "You know, blah blah blah ripping off survivor."
"That show is so unrealistic." Greg stated.
"actually it's one of the few reality TV shows that don't have writers behind it." Emily argued.
"THEY ALL HAVE WRITORS!" Greg hissed.
"No." Emily stated.
"SHUT UP!" Chris yelled before recollecting himself, "now does anyone have an idol?"
"No." Greg growled, "We all know who's going."
"Does this count as an idol?" Patrice asked pulling out the purple medallion.
"Indeed." Chris nodded.
"WHAT?!" Every single Weasel beside Teresa who was sulking gasped.
"I found it." Patrice smiled while glancing at Teresa evilly.
"Oh god!" Spader panicked, "any one of us could go home tonight!"
"AHHH!" Greg screamed.
"Settle down!" Chris ordered, "I'll tell you who's safe."
"good." Patrice laughed.
"Patrice is obviously safe." Chris started tossing the marshmallow at his sunglasses so it bounced off harmlessly.
"Suck it." Patrice smirked.
"NO!" Julia yelled throwing a rock at his face.
"Teresa is also safe." Chris continued.
Teresa just sighed and stood to collect her marshmallow.
"Julia"
"Spader"
"Greg"
"Helga"
Winter and Emily glanced at each other nervously.
"Both of you girls are hated by Patrice for different reasons." Chris stated, "Emily, you constantly refuse him. And Winter... He just doesn't like you for some reason."
"Meh." Winter shrugged.
"The final marshmallow goes to...
...
...
...
...
...
Chris raised the marshmallow...
...
...
...
...
...
...
"GET ON WITH IT!" Greg yelled.
"... Winter." Chris concluded tossing the treat to Winter who caught it with a sigh of relief.
"Taken out by idol." Emily sighed standing up and walking down the dock of shame with her shoulders slumped.
"Have fun at the playa." Teresa called.
"I will." Emily sighed climbing into the catapult.
"You may fire when ready." Jesslyn saluted.
"When will the boat be fixed?" Emily asked.
"Tomorrow." Chris shrugged, ":By the way you'll land in the pool if you weigh a hundred pounds."
"I weigh ninety." Emily stammered.
"Concrete." Chris shrugged pulling the lever and sending the repairwoman into the distance.
"She'll actually land in the water just off the playa." Jesslyn assured.
"Well we're down to fifteen and you guys get to deal with something the Falcons don't have to tomorrow." Chris announced to the Weasels, "You might as well rest up because tomorrow's a big day."
"Sure." Greg growled glaring at Patrice evilly.
Confessional
Winter: At least we flushed the idol... that was utterly shocking.
Greg: I have a feeling that if we meet a bear tomorrow I'm tripping Patrice.
Teresa: If I stop voting with Patrice I'm eliminated but if I keep voting with him he only tightens his grip... what can I do?
Patrice: I have a feeling that if we lose tomorrow Helga damaging the cabin will be a bigger threat than me.
Frosty Falcons: Boys cabin
"After or during tomorrow's challenge we'll look for that immunity idol." Terrance explained to his cabin mates while playing Paper Mario Sticker Star (TM) on his 3DS.
"Good plan." Cole smirked pointing at the bunk above him and making the slitting the neck motion with his hand. The moment he turned away though John and Luke shared a glance and shook their heads no.
"Well I'm going to turn in for the night." Terrance stated shutting his game down and hopping off his bed before walking over to one of his suitcases and putting the game system in its case.
"So what do you guys think of Alexa being on our team?" Luke asked as Terrance climbed back onto his bed, "Cole, you seemed pretty pissed off with her this morning."
"I was playing that up for Chris." Cole smirked, "As we all know he can rig the challenge if he wants."
"I guess that's true." John pondered, "More ratings equals a bigger paycheck."
"Greed runs society nowadays." Terrance sighed pulling the blankets over himself.
"But I thought you out of all people would want money." Cole stated, "You signed up for the show didn't you?"
"Yeah because I want to put the money away for college and my future Video game design career." Terrance replied.
"I joined the show so I could afford a new stunt bike and a Dune buggy." john stated, "Why did you two join."
"I came on the show to antagonize people... and get money to hopefully fund my... let's just say the police don't need to hear about it." Cole stated.
"Someone else signed me up." Luke replied looking at the ceiling nervously.
"I bet it was your sister." John stated, "Well she's not getting a million dollars."
"No it's someone greedier." Luke sighed before rolling over.
"Let's follow Luke's lead and get to sleep." Terrance suggested before rolling over as well.
"G'night!" John yelled.
"NO!" Cole yelled before a hatchet smashed into the wall near his head.
Confessional: These parts are the hardest to write about.
Cole: Terrance is way too nice and when he's gone picking on John will be ten times easier.
John: yeah neither me nor Luke wants Terrance out over Alexa and Cole.
Terrance: Last confessional before hitting the hay... I get this weird feeling like someone's targeting me... but just one though.
Luke: Sly signed me up, Please tell me how to get rid of him? Mike did that but he had a lot of weaker personalities but mine is as bad as Gollum from Lord of the rings. Except he's never fully in control.
Frosty Falcons: Girls cabin
Summer stormed angrily back to her bed leaving the hatchet embedded in the wall.
"I should stop leaving those lying around." Jill commented gazing at the six hatchets embedded in the wall.
"Sometimes I wonder if you just spontaneously have your period at night." Kai stated while picking her nails.
"I would hit you if you didn't have a concussion." Summer hissed before climbing back into bed, "I just hate evenings."
"You are not a it's semi-light outside kind of person are you?" Jill asked.
"No." Summer replied.
"So what kind of dangerous task does Chris have planned for tomorrow?" Kai asked.
"I don't care because I have an Idol." Summer replied.
"Really!" Jill asked slightly shocked, "Where was it?"
"In my possession since day two." Summer shrugged, "Remember that purple medallion Chris gave me but forgot to mention?"
"Where is it?" Jill asked sparkles in her eyes.
"I don't know." Summer replied as Jill got a deadpan expression and fell onto the floor.
"Where could it be?' Kai asked toying with her head wrap.
"Probably in my mess of clothing." Summer replied pointing at all the dirty laundry sticking out of one of her bags.
"Definitely." Jill nodded.
ten seconds later Alexa burst into the cabin with a toothbrush still in her mouth.
"Good, you gave me an entire bunk bed." Alexa growled pulling the toothbrush out and spitting the paste into Jill's helmet.
"HEY!" Jill complained scooping it up and wiping the toothpaste out with a small rag.
"Why are you so agitating?" Summer asked.
"Agitating?" Alexa asked like it was a word she had never heard before.
"Please drop the dumb act." kai sighed.
"Shut up bandages!" Alexa ordered sitting on her bed and pulling the drapes down so she was secluded.
"AND DON'T KEEP US UP AGAIN!" Jill yelled angrily.
"Let's put a moth in the room tomorrow." Summer suggested.
"We'll look in the morning." Kai sighed before all three girls fell asleep, but the moment they did a hissing filled the cabin.
Confessional
Kai: I have forgetfulness and I seem to have lost my manners temporarily maybe I'll be back to normal in a day or two...
Jill: At least we're ahead by one, unfortunately that one is an angry, self centered, Armour abuser!
Summer: I just don't like staying up past my bedtime, at home I'm asleep by nine 'O'clock so I can wake up at one AM and beat my brothers to the bathroom/
Alexa: What I snore sometimes? It's my butlers fault my nose pads are still at home.
Wicked Weasels: Boys cabin
"Okay where did you get it?" Spader asked.
"I found it." Patrice replied as he casually sat on his bed.
"I highly doubt that." Greg growled, "Teresa says you get distracted by shiny things."
"Exactly." Patrice smirked, "Who did you two vote for?"
"Helga." Both guys lied in unison.
"You have to tell your alliance who to vote for in the future." Greg replied, "Otherwise that idol won't save you again.
"But we're still at a one man disadvantage." Spader replied while Patrice rolled his eyes at their lying.
"But Julia never votes rationally." Greg argued.
"Don't worry, I got it covered." Patrice smirked.
"Who's on your side?" Spader demanded.
"not telling." Patrice scoffed, "And you two can deal with it."
"You agitate me." Greg growled.
"Maybe we should terminate the alliance." Spader suggested.
"You two are terrible liars." Patrice stated while both Spader and Greg whipped around in shock, "I know you two want me out but truthfully I'll be here for a while."
"Dammit!" Greg swore as he and Spader backed away to the other side of the room but Patrice only smiled and closed his eyes. He had all the power he needed.
Confessional
Patrice: One of them goes after Helga. Good thing I have a good memory and manipulation technique, I can just make Teresa plant seeds in everyone's minds while I get off scot free. This is how Scott and Heather should've been playing their games.
Greg: Well my plans failed, I still wonder where he got the immunity idol though...
Spader: Patrice won't last long with this team after that stunt, Who else would we target.
Wicked Weasels: Girls cabin
"He couldn't have found it on his own." Winter stated, "Perhaps someone is helping him."
"It's my fault." Teresa sighed.
"No it isn't." Winter replied, "You aren't allied with him.
"Remember how I distracted him with something shiny in the woods." Teresa lied and it suddenly dawned on Winter and Helga's faces what had happened (Julia had a derp face plastered on her face at the moment).
"Now I get why you blame yourself." Winter stammered, "But he only has one idol right?"
"He didn't target her for no reason." Teresa sighed, "There must be a way he can squeeze more victories out of this."
"Helga doesn't believe that." Helga stated while Teresa looked at the next target sadly.
"He's kind of stupid and a one note person." Winter agreed.
"AND HE'S THE SAME COLOUR AS BACON!" Julia yelled with excitement.
Everyone looked at her with blank expressions before turning their attention back to Teresa.
"Trust me, we'll get him back." Winter stated.
"Emily might return!" Helga yelled, "Helga can believe."
"We'll help you through this." Winter agreed.
"I'll dig his grave." Julia stated before running into the closed door at full speed and knocking herself out.
"Thanks guys, I hope we can still be friends after the show." Teresa stated.
Confessional
Helga: Helga will help her friends through this.
Julia: Mer-mer-mer-mer-mer-mer-mervin Bird! MERV! MERV! CAUSE MERV IS THE WORD!
Winter: Hopefully our next challenge doesn't involve intense sunlight or water.
Teresa: And I bet the viewers even thought I had power over him...
Dock of shame
"And now we only have one immunity idol still in the game... For now." Chris stated while several interns carried KO'd members of the Wicked Weasels onto the dock, "But we decided to combine two of last seasons favorite survival challenges except one team gets a major disadvantage, you'll see that when the time comes. But for right now, Who will win? Who will lose? Will Winter scream? Will someone get heatstroke? And most importantly... Will they meet our recently mutated further bear, I have a bet with Chef that John will at least. Tune in next time on TOTAL DRAMA RETURN TO THE ISLAND!"
"Help me load Helga onto this boat!" An intern yelled at another one.
Votes:
Emily: Patrice
Teresa: Emily
Julia: Rock
Patrice: Emily
Spader: Patrice
Greg: Patrice
Helga: Patrice
Winter: Patrice
Rock: 1
Patrice: 5 (immune)
Emily: 2
Frosty falcons (8): Jill, Terrance, Luke, Summer, Cole, Kai, John, Alexa
Wicked Weasels (7): Teresa, Julia, Patrice, Spader, Greg, Helga, Winter
Eliminated: Mona, Theodore, Pete, Billy, Vanessa, Clyde (Medevac'd), Emily
Interns: Jesslyn (Black hair in a ponytail and glasses. She's in charge of editing the episode and sending the good parts to the production team.), the fat one, Jeff (Has an English accent and is the main cameraman. He has black hair, Green eyes, and always wears a scarf), the Indian one, and the one they all call Steven
How did you like that? I know that I got like three actual characters from the game right and there wasn't much to begin with but I have to admit I got some exposition out in this chapter. Teresa targets Emily, Emily goes home and we see part two of the game start, Strategy. I know it's a little late but this is my first time writing so there's bound to be a little elimination fodder.
What I'm really going to talk about here is next chapter. If you haven't picked a favorite yet you may as well next time because it's 100% character interaction with a little heat stroke. We'll see who's lazy, who's a hard worker, and who's a target. Expect Alliances, Rivalries and a pretty shocking elimination (Or not if the Falcon's lose)
Did you like it? Did you hate it? I love criticism and compliments so leave a review they're what makes this hobby worth it. Heck I might get up to standards with the big Total Drama writers by the end of this story! Oh and I think Emily deserves fan mail because she was a last minute decision on who was going to go and was pretty fun to write for, Just not as fun as anyone else left in the game! oh and Mona, Theodore, Pete, Billy, Vanessa, and Clyde could still use a little fan mail but i'm fine with waiting until the forth is gone so either send it now or next time.
Next time: In a two part episode we'll see both teams break under the challenges Wawanakwa island and its surrounding waters push on them in none other than the camp out!