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Chapter 10: Talk it Out

May 4th 8:00 A.M

All of the Smashers and the 2 guest were all excited about the Spring Festival. The Spring Festival happens every once a year. You can enter in contests and win prizes. You can go in the hot springs outdoors in the gigantic flower garden, buy souvenirs and more. They have a hotel there and you can stay as long as you like. Today's breakfast were waffles with whipped cream and a bowl of chopped pineapples and the drink was apple juice and milk. Everyone was talking really loud.

"Mama Mia! Everyone! Settle down!" Mario shouted over the table while squeaking a horn. Everyone glanced at Mario.

"We need to get on the SSBB bus in 5 minutes so everyone get ready! There is going to be a lot of people there. And where are going to leave tomorrow morning. Master Hand and Crazy hand were coming too."

After Breakfast

All of the Smashers walked inside big SSBB bus. It was long as 4 limos so it was hard to turn. Everyone was sitting in comfy seats on the side of the bus so everyone can see each other. There were 2 bathrooms, a sink, medium fridge, a long table in front of the Smashers, T.V screens on each side of the bus. The inside color was dark blue carpet flooring with a light gray on the top.

The Smashers usually do truth or dare when they get bored which they are right now. Snake decided to start it.

"Everyone is going to do truth or dare whether they like or not!" Snake yelled.

"WE ALL HATE IT!" Most of the Smashers answered back.

"I like it…" Kirby waved his little hand.

"No you don't Kirby, you hate it." Ike glared at him.

"Why do you guys hate it?" Makato wondered.

"Everytime Snake does it he gives us disgusting dares and truths that I don't even want to remember." Link said with a disgusted face.

"Oh…"

"Everyone is doing it or I'll blow up the bus!" Snake threaten everyone with a bazooka in his hand.

"WHAT?! Are you crazy?! Do you want to die too?!" Toon Link shouted.

"No…but I'll do a suicidal attempt if I had to."

"M-maybe we should play a different game other than truth or dare." Makato suggested.

"I agree." Marth nodded.

"I suggest we should play poker or old maid or Mario Kart." Mario suggested.

"Yea Mario nobody does not want to play Mario Kart. It will be a disgrace to us." Zelda said.

"But not to Nintendo." The Smashers started to think about it.

"Hello? Do you think I want to play Mario games when I'm from the Sega company?" Sonic questioned Mario.

"Of course you do. Everyone loves my games, my looks, my hat, my Yoshi, and most importantly my sexy mustache."

"What about Luigi-"

"Shut up. Not now."

"I don't like your games nor your stupid mustache. Your games always put me too sleep. Like that game Dr. Mario, half of the time you help people with their sickness and half of the time you're in the mansion taking pills and reading the liposuction manual. And here you call yourself a doctor?"

Everyone gasped.

"MAMA MIA! T-THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Mario said embarrassed. "I don't like your games either! You always enjoyed running in the open fields of Green Hill Zone but the truth is, you run to get away from that pink obsessed hedgehog Amy! In your games such as Sonic and the Secret Rings and Sonic the Hedgehog, oh how you love wearing accessories and saving the world while your whole body is exposed. Just love running in nudity. Are you trying to make your games rated for adults only? Try wearing pants! Oh yea I forgot, you're from where the wild ones live near trash cans and dumps chosen to be the next big thing!"

Everyone gasped again. "WHY YOU-! That is not true! Well kinda when he said about running away from Amy. I didn't want to say this but I have no other choice. When I went to the Mushroomy Kingdom, I've been hearing rumors lately that Mario other than Peach, was…sleeping…with other females!"

Everyone gasped. Peach looked at Mario with a worried face.

"Princess! That's not true."

"Or is it?" Sonic continued. "Usually when Peach was busy doing stuff, at night you'll sneak in Daisy's room when she was staying in the Mushroomy Kingdom and you will sleep with her!"

Again, everyone gasped.

"Even that were to be true, you don't have evidence!"

"Don't worry Mario, I have it right here!" Sonic held the picture up in the air so everyone can see.

"Don't get the wrong idea! Daisy told me to sleep with her because she wasn't really used to the Mushroomy Kingdom."

Luigi's heart broke in half. "So you do admit it."

Everyone gasped again. Peach had steam coming out of her eyes. "But wait! There's more!" Sonic continued. "You and Peach love each other so much. But…"

"BUT?!" The Smashers wanted to hear more.

"You gave your virginity to someone else other than Peach!"

Everyone gasped really loudly. Peach glanced at Mario with a angry face. "Please don't tell me that's true."

Mario was sweating like a waterfall and a little wet stain started to appear on Mario's bottom area so it wasn't noticeable. "Uh…I-I-I-I-I-I-I-."

"Instead! Mario gave his virginity none other than…"

Mario started having a medium stain soaked onto his pants from Sonic's words.

"BOWSER'S MOM!"

"EH?! BOWSER'S MOM?!" Most of the Smashers yelled with confusion.

"WHAT?!" Bowser was shocked. "Wait! Don't tell me-! Wouldn't that mean-? What makes me-? It can't be! No! Does that mean…I'm his…S-S-S-S-S-S-SON?!"

"Depends…if you weren't born yet then…yea."

Suddenly Mario bursted out a yellow liquid that exploded out from his overalls and it sprayed on everyone in the bus.

5 Minutes Later of Pee Spraying (-_-)

"EWWWW! Mario! Did your bladder bursted or something?!" Ness cried.

"Now R.O.B's circuit burned out. And Pikachu has some difficulties. And now I smell." Zelda complained.

"Way to go to burst out your problems right away Mario!" Ike cracked his knuckles.

"Now my fur stinks." Donkey Kong said, Diddy Kong, Falco, Fox, and Wolf agreed.

"Now my clothes and my hair is ruined. And they smell." Marth sighed.

Bowser was really depressed. "M-Mario is my d-daddy?…I can't believe it. E-everything I have been doing to Mario was a father like son thing?!" Bowser talked to himself and asked himself hard questions.

Peach started to cry. "Mario and I don't have a future together! Is he just an old man telling his son to stop kidnapping me or maybe he changed his mind for business instead and decided to be the prince with a somewhat shining armor for no good reason and he sleeps and loses his virginity to some butt-ugly turtle that happens to be Bowser's mom and then he falls in love with me with his twisted brother Luigi and Bowser was so close to marrying me and Mario saved my life wouldn't that mean I almost become a daughter-in-law to a plumber with no sex appeal when I should become a fan girl of Marth and live my life *Gasp*?!" More tears appeared on Peach's eyes. Samus and Makato supported her.

"Man, who knew Mario was cheating on you the whole time…" Samus patted Peach's shoulder.

"It's ok Princess Peach. You should just let it all out." Makato rubbed her back.

Roy put his hand on Makato's shoulder.

"Are you ok? You know, from the yellow sprinkler."

"I'm fine. Thank you."

"Hey that's mine line!" Miru pulled Roy out of the way but Roy came back and pulled Miru. Makato sweat dropped.

"I should have not say that." Sonic was the only one not wet from the yellow water. He on the far side of the bus since he ran their before Mario peed on everybody. Mario ran to the bathroom after he apologized. Squirtle sprayed everyone with his water gun with soap but this time it's not the Spanish one.

"We shouldn't be smelling now." Pit sighed in relief.

Ganondorf looked at Bowser. Bowser was still shocked and depressed as ever. "Hey Bowser at least he's not your brother."

"That's not worst as having Mario as a d-dad!" Bowser started to sob.

"Well sorry that your daddy is Mario. Anyways we should be at the Spring Festival in like 40 mins. That's what Master Hand told me." Samus said.

"Good, why not play some truth and dare eh?" Snake questioned most of the Smashers.

"I guess, why not?" Link smiled softly.

"Uh yea." Ike scratched his hair. "I guess I do need to clear my mind from that. Like from that commercial what Mario just did: if you're not whitening, you're yellowing."

Everyone laughed.

8:40 A.M

"Then it's settle. Diddy Kong, truth or dare?"

The monkey gulped. "Dare." Everyone gasped.

"I dare you to kiss Donkey Kong's butt for 5 minutes."

Side conversations started to come. Diddy Kong felt like throwing up. Diddy Kong glanced at Donkey Kong with a green face. Donkey Kong just shrugged. Diddy Kong walked up to Donkey Kong.

"Uh, just to let you know, I rarely use toilet paper when I use the bathroom." That's when Donkey Kong broke the 4th wall. Diddy Kong passed out in front of Donkey Kong.

"Well I would do the same thing." Zelda agreed to Diddy Kong's actions as he pulled him away from Donkey Kong.

"Uh, I'll go then. Uh Kirby truth or dare?" Zelda said.

"Dare…with 50 scoops for each single flavor in the world that doesn't include meat and cocaine since I'm kinda on rehab ice cream sundae on top! And lots of watermelons with a side of whipped cream added with some toasted waffles and marshmallows and gummy worms with a bucket full of Nerds and sprinkles to spice it up, add some honey, caramel, chocolate syrup with a dozen of strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, with 500 pieces of bite sides of Twix and Milky Way. Top it off with 1000 Sour Patch Kids. Plus we all of Starburst, Skittles, Laffy Taffy, and ToostieRolls so make that 4000 pieces each! 50,000 of cupcakes and cookies with mini lollipops will be fine with a mini bucket load of frosting. And don't forget the sugar cookies! Never forget the sugar cookies damn it! Oh yea and a sweet sensation of the finest vodka in town-"

"WE GET IT KIRBY!" Ike, Marth, Roy, Snake, Pit, Ganondorf, Fox, Wolf, Falco, Samus, Link, Zelda, Lucario, Meta Knight, and King Dedede shouted.

"I dare you to turn to Snake Kirby and swallow someone you like. And not Snake, a snake."

"Snake…Kirby? What kind of crap is that?!" Kirby grabbed a random snake from Snake's pocket.

"Wow I didn't know you will actually have snakes."

"They are my friends. His name is Snake Jr. Eat him and I'll-"

"Too late. Kirby just swallowed Snake Jr. 5 seconds ago." Zelda pointed out.

"Nooo! Snake Jr.! You monster!" Snake started to weep.

"Sorry Jigglypuff, it's for love." Snake Kirby said. He looked like Orochimaru the part when he wanted Sasuke's body. A/N: Just pointed it out. Sorry if you don't know Naruto.

"I underSTAND!" Therefore, Jigglypuff got swallowed from Kirby.

"I hope she doesn't get disgusted because the blame will be on you Zelda." Kirby said.

"She will be fine just shed your skin. It will take a while."

Kirby chose Mr. Game and Watch and he chose truth.

"Is it true that people still segregate you even though it's your character?"

He slightly nodded then tears came out of his eyes. "Everytime I go to Walmart, people say I should get the triple super cocoa chocolate chip when my favorite is the sugar cookie because that's what full #%&$ * get."

Everyone gasped. "That's so racist! Don't worry, when I get to Walmart I'll poison the whole store with a poisonous gas from that I bought from a redheaded puppet and they will regret it." Snake said.

"Thank you…now it's my turn. Ummm Wario truth or dare?"

"Hahahaha truth is for PUSSIES! I'm going with dare."

"I dare you to FART AND BURP ON A FEMALE!"

Everyone gasped. "Seriously! Why Mr. Game and Watch?! Everyone knows his farts and burps can kill an elephant!" Samus furiously said.

He just shrugged. Wario looked at the four girls and a slimy Jigglypuff. Hmm, Peach and Makato are innocent, Zelda and Samus will kill me. Jigglypuff doesn't deserved it. Wait! Am I being nice all of a sudden in my mind?! Wario glanced at Marth. He kinda looks like a girl. I just have to make this quick. Wario quickly run up to Marth and he farted and burped at him. Marth automaticly fainted from the smelly stenches.

"The heck?! Wario! Marth is a guy!" Ike yelled.

"Whoopsy daisy! I thought he was a girl!" The 4 females sighed in relief.

"Hahaha. Now it's my turn! Roy!"

"What?"

"Truth or dare?"

"Uh…just like Wario said, truth is for pussies. If I choose that Makato will think I'm a pussy! I gotta go big! I choose dare."

"Wrong mistake."

"W-what?!"

"I dare you to do makeout scene with…"

"M-make out?! With who?!" Roy glanced at the girls. It won't be that bad, right Roy?

"Makeout scene with…IKE! And make sure you act it out like a pro." Everyone gasped.

Ike had an evil ora around him. "So Wario, hehehe, you do want to die don't you?"

"HEY! Don't kill me!"

"A makeout scene with Ike?! I rather destroy my favorite video and cry all day about then to do that! And I'm not gay!" Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, and Ice Climbers have their camera recorder.

"A dare is a dare." Fox said.

"That's true a dare is a dare." Samus said.

"How about this, I'll pay you some Smash Coins when we get back to the Mansion."

"How much?"

"500."

"Well…I guess." Roy cleared his throat. He walked up to Ike and held his right hand. Ike didn't like it.

"I know we've been really good friends. But…I want to be more then just friends."

Everyone was eating random popcorn. Mario came out of the bathroom secretly and started to eat popcorn next to a busted R.O.B. Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, and Ice Climbers were recording. Marth gained his consciousness. He looked at the left and saw Roy holding Ike's hand. Marth wished someone will kill him right now.

"The truth is…" Roy put his right hand on Ike's face. Ike really didn't like this. "I-love-you." Roy leaned over and he makeout with Ike.

Peach was screaming and clapping, Zelda and Samus clapped and giggled, Makato blushed and slightly clapped. Miru started to laugh and he clapped along with everyone. Roy stopped kissing him and fainted and Ike ran to the bathroom.

"Wow that didn't last long…" Sonic shrugged.

"I guess they weren't meant to be." Pit teased. Everyone started to laugh.

"No more truth or dare?" Luigi said.

"Yea no more." Snake sighed.

"Then let's play Mario Kart." Mario suggested.

Everyone looked at Mario. "Oh, I didn't you." Fox said.

"Please Mario, don't start with me again. Let's just and play some chess."

"Ok." Mario nodded his head. Sonic smirked.

"Do we even have a chessboard and chess pieces?" Marth wondered.

"No…I don't think we do." Sonic said.

"Might as well relax till we get to the Spring Festival."

"I agree." Zelda said.

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