Kagome: HAPPY TENTH CHAPTER ANNIVERSERY!!!
Candy: Why are you so happy? It doesn't mean anything good for you.
Kagome: Good point, but I might as well take advantage of a happy moment.
Hershey's: Anyway, it's our 10th chapter made, thanks to all who contributed.
Candy: Yeah but we have a lot of work to do so let's get started.
Kikyou: Why am I covered in drool and…WARTS!!!!
Sesshoumaru: EW –backs away from Kikyou-
Inuyasha: That is nasty.
Jaken: I think I have alcohol poisoning and I smell like graveyard soil and clay.
Kagome: THAT IS SO GROSS!!!! –Laughs at Kikyou-
Candy: Yeah that is, anyway first question, Okay, so only Miroku and Kouga are the nerds. Sesshomaru's just odd, Naraku's weird and InuYasha's loco.
Saphira: Dang it dog-boy, if I could get in there, your ears would be shorn right off!!
Me: Saphira please shut up.
Miroku and Kouga: -Sigh- We're so unappreciated.
Sesshoumaru: Odd is original, original is good.
Inuyasha: Right, you keep telling yourself that. And I'm SO sure you're able to do that to me. In case you couldn't tell that was sarcasm, Saphira. I would go straight loco on your butt. DO WHAT YOUR MASTER TELLS YOU AND SHUT UP!!!! I'm beginning to despise alter-egos.
Naraku: It's a step up from a nerd.
Candy: We're moving on now in case you care. Next question, YAY KINKY-HOE'S GETTING TORTURED W00! I vote for her to be tortured next chapter too...
Kinky-hoe: why do you call kagome a when you know she's not and you're the
? hmm? huh huh HUH?! -takes out another machete and chases her with it-
Naraku: YOU'RE A GAY !
Sesshy: please let me pet your boa sesshy?? please?? I'll love you forever ;)
Kagome: why haven't you killed kinky-hoe yet? we all know you're capable and
besides...SHE WANTS TO STEAL YOUR MAN!
Inuyasha: SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND TELL KAGOME YOU LOVE HER EVERYONE FRIKKIN
KNOWS! ...same for you kagome: P
Kagura: if you want to be free so badly steal your heart when the gay aint
looking then attack!
Jaken: I hate you your a gay like naraku go screw him why don't ya
ayame: strangle kouga until he marries you!
kouga: MARRY AYAME! KAGOME DOESNT LOVE YOU SO GET OVER IT!
Shippo: i love you you're so cute! -huggles-
Kirara: -pets- so CUTE!
Rin: -hugs- you remind me of my sister
oh and candy and Hershey's...
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK I LOVE YOU! xD
Kikyou: At least I'm not wearing such a short little outfit.
Kagome: It's my school uniform I have to wear it.
Kikyou: It's ok Kagome, it's not your fault you're an all around whore, you got it from your mother.
Sesshoumaru: IT'S ABOUT TO BE A WHAT?!?
Sango: GIRL FIGHT!!!!!
Kagome: You know Kikyou; it looks like your looking for another beat down.
Kikyou: Bring it on LITTLE girl. –attacks Kagome and they start fighting.-
Hershey's: While those to are scrapping continue answering the question. –Kikyou screams in the background-
Naraku: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!! –Kagome screams in the background-
Sesshoumaru: -Sighs- Make it quick.
Kagome: I'm….working on that for…-screams- you. –pulls a chunk of Kikyou's hair out.-
Kikyou: -growls and punches her in the face-
Inuyasha: I don't think now's the time for gestures of love. –Watches the two girls fighting-
Kouga: I LOVE YOU KAGOME –Kagome's shoe is thrown at his head.-
Kagura: The bastard hides my heart.
Jaken: WHAT HOW DARE YOU, YOU WORTHLESS…
Sesshoumaru: -Kicks Jaken in the head- Shut up I'm trying to watch the fight, Kagome's throwing her against the wall.
Inuyasha: There so much blood, yet they keep fighting.
Ayame: -Grabs a rope and ties Kouga up- My patience is warring thin, Miroku will you marry us please?
Miroku: I'd be honored. –Looks at the fight- After this.
Kouga: -fights against the restraints to no avail- NEVER!!!
Shippo: Thank you, I love having fans that like giving me hugs. It makes me feel important –huggles and snuggles-
Kirara: Meow –purrs-
Rin: Oh I better pick more flowers. Hugs are so nice –huggies- and I've always wanted a sister.
Candy and Hershey's: WE LOVE YOU….
-Kagome picks up Kikyou and throws her to the ground-
Candy and Hershey's: TOO!!!
-Kikyou drags Kagome down and body slams her-
Hershey's: Next question, i want to know if I CAN JOIN THE INU GANG! and i vote 4 kinkehoe and joken.
Hershey's: Umm it would be difficult but we could try to fit you in as a guest on the next chapter.
Candy: What do you guys think?
Everyone: -paying more attention to the fight- Uh-huh.
Hershey's: We'll see. Next question, Hey im back ...
i would love to thank rin for the pretty flower (thanks rin).
and a question for...kagome and inuyasha.
Kagome why don't you kiss inuyasha ... you know you want too and inuyasha... kiss kagome... if you dont then yer ego is to big...lol or yer just a little puss and can't do it... (smiles evilly). and for the rest... pshh you
don't deserve my questions (only shippo and Rin ... huggles them again)... thanks and LOVE YOU GUYS (hershey and candy love it)
love always and forever,
Koshii
Rin: You're very welcome –smiles sweetly-
Candy: Pause real quick –pours a bucket of cold water onto the fighting girls- We have questions to do.
Inuyasha: I ain't no little puss.
Kagome: -Blushes-
Candy: Well then prove.
Inuyasha: FINE I WILL
-Inuyasha pulls Kagome into a deep passionate kiss-
Everyone: -stares silently-
Candy: This has been quite a chapter, wouldn't you say so?
Hershey's: Yeah but sadly it has to end but on a more happy note it's TORTURE TIME!!!
-Inuyasha and Kagome break the kiss and blush-
Candy: Congratulations Jaken you got one vote.
Jaken: POR QUE!!!!!!!
-Everyone stares awkwardly-
Hershey's: But Kikyou got two votes.
Kikyou: I HAVE TO BE TORTURED AGAIN!!!!!
Candy: Yeah this is your third time huh?
Hershey's: And we sentence you to watch romantic moments between Inuyasha and Kagome, over and over again until your ready to finally die but you won't be able to and that's more torture than you could ever think.
Candy: -Kicks Kikyou into the room and ties her to a chair- HAVE FUN!!!! –Locks the door behind her-
Hershey's: Well that's it for today but we have a special guest here to help us say goodbye. You don't know her but you won't be able to help but love her.
Candy: The author of this story's first and favorite original character that inspired the author to go into fanfiction. She's also the author's alter ego.
Hershey's: It is our honor to introduce the half dog demon half dragon, Kaiyumiko.
-Kaiyumiko walks in-
Kaiyumiko: From what I've heard you guys have been through hell on this interview thing, am I right?
Everyone: YES!!!!
Kaiyumiko: Well…keep up the good work. So what's my job here?
Candy: It's our 10th chapter and you're going to help us sign off.
Kaiyumiko: THAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY!!!! I TOOK TWO PLANES, THREE TRAINS, A BUS, AND A ROLLERCAOSTER TO GET HERE. AND YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S JUST TO SAY GOODBYE.
Hershey's: Yeah.
Kaiyumiko: No, you know what screw this. Get a life people.
Candy: -cover Kaiyumiko's mouth- Come back to read other chapters though. –laughs nervously.-
Hershey's and Candy: BYE!!!!