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I don't own Twilight.

Alice gets Revenge … on the Wrong Person

Alice picked up her card and sat back down. She sighed.

"Rosalie, I dare you to call Edward and tell him that Emmett and Bella have eloped!" Alice said. No one moved.

"Alice, how the heck does that help you get revenge on Rosalie for making you call Jasper?" Bella asked, confused.

"Because, Emmett is here, so Rosalie doesn't have anyone to call. I thought that if Edward gets upset with Emmett had hurts him, than that will upset Rosalie. Plus, one of you is already wearing a wedding gown." Alice pointed out.

"Wait, so in order to hurt Rosalie, you're willing to take down two innocent bystanders down?" Bella wailed, upset.

"No, I'm willing to take down none. You made me burn my clothes, and Rosalie made me call Jasper, so this will be hitting three stone with one stone." Alice said, pleased.

"What about me! I haven't done anything to you! I deserve a little bit of a break because I am in a freaking wedding dress!" Emmett yelled.

"True, you haven't done anything to me … yet. I see some possible dares, and I do not like them." Alice said.

"CHEESE!" Sorry, Esme hasn't said anything in a while.

"Stop stalling and pick up that phone!"

"I am not!" Rosalie said, glaring.

"Are to."

"Am not."

"Are to."

"Am not.

"Are to."

"Fine." Rosalie said, picking up the phone and slowly dialing the numbers (PS, it's a cell phone because Esme threw the last one out the window)

"Wow Rosalie, you think you could have lasted for like, two more seconds?" Emmett said, glaring. He and Bella were glaring in between Alice (for making the dare) and Rosalie (for going through with her part). If she turned out, she would probably look better if the color was solid.

"Edward, it's Rosalie," She sounded like she was near tears.

"It's just that, I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but … you see Bella and Emmett ran off to Vegas together! They want to have a dual wedding with Alice and Jacob! I couldn't believe it, but I just thought you had the right to know and all. I'm so sorry. Tell Jasper that I know how he feels now." Rosalie wailed into the phone. Before Edward could say anything, she snapped the phone off and tossed it out the window to stay with the other one.

Back to the forest with the others

"I don't care what Esme said, we have to go back now!" Edward said. He was all for running straight to Vegas and putting a stop to the wedding, but Jasper was holding him back. It wasn't easy, he was using Carlisle to keep himself steady. Why he was holding Edward back when Alice was going to go get married to a werewolf, we'll never know. It probably had something to do with the fact that he was more afraid of Esme than he was of anything else, and that Carlisle had remained calm.

"Edward, Esme said not to interrupt their game, so it was probably just a lie." He reasoned calmly. Edward seemed slightly more relaxed

"Of course, because we should totally believe what the complete lunatic says!" Edward responded, sarcastically.

"It doesn't matter; we aren't going back until the weekend is over. I'm sure we'll come back to all of them completely normal. And, Bella and Emmett will probably not be married when we get back, neither will Alice and Jacob." Carlisle said calmly.

Back to the insanity

"Well, not that Alice has ruined three lives in one dare, it's my turn. And Alice, you will be so lucky if I don't draw you." Bella said, upset.

"I'm trembling." Alice muttered sarcastically.

"I got Alice's name." Bella said, turning to look at the vampire, who was now really shaking.