Super Smash Bros: The Crazy War

Episode 1

Chapter 10: 10,000 man Smash!

Crazy Hand found out how the security of the fortress worked. The best way to attack the fort effectively would be to first distract the Smashers by fighting at the front gate with half his army, and then launch a surprise attack on the back gate with the other half, kind of putting pressure on both sides. Crazy Hand thought to himself, Is that going to be suffice, Master? The voice from inside of him spoke again. Yes. 10,000 Mii Fighters attacking from both sides of the fortress would simply be too much for our enemies. We move out in one week. Prepare for battle in the meantime.

Mario, meanwhile, was questioning Dark Samus. "How did you get inside the fortress, let alone get to the security terminal, without any encounters?" Dark Samus smirked. "A cloaking device from my suit." Samus (the real one) spoke. "That's good to know. I'll make sure I use that in my missions. Then again, it's not your suit anymore, nor was it ever!" Mario turned to her. "Speaking of which, how are repairs doing on that?" Samus replied, "My suit? Well, it's doing okay, I mean, R.O.B. is repairing it, so it's probably going to be in good shape afterward." Mario was confused at that remark. "What do you mean by that?" Samus shrugged. "He is a robot, so he knows a lot about tech."

Mario went on with his interrogation. "What was your purpose in stealing information on our security?" Dark Samus said, "Profitable information for a battle strategy." Mario went on. "What kind of battle strategy?" Dark Samus snickered. Mario was getting angry. "Tell me, save your laughter for 30 years from now, when you are released!" Dark Samus said, "There is an answer to that, but you would be dead by the time I start to tell you!" Mario snapped his fingers, and the guard zapped her with an interrogator zapper (A device that uses Pikachu's Energy to zap her in a painful but nonfatal way.)

Dark Samus gasped afterward, and said, "You realized there was a 10,000 man army at Crazy Hand's side? Well, that was just the start of the plan. After I sent the data of your security to my client, being Crazy Hand, he plans to attack your fortress head-on with knowledge of your advantages and disadvantages!"

Mario gasped. He ran to Master Hand's Quarters, and told him everything he had just heard. Master Hand then heard marching from a distance. Master Hand went to the lookout to see that a huge group of Mii Fighters were coming out of the valley. "Oh, crap!" he shouted.

Mario was running around, yelling to everyone to sound the alarm. An outnumbered group of Mii Fighters guarded the front gate, along with most of the smashers in the dojo being among them. Samus, meanwhile, went to R.O.B.'s laboratory. "Is the suit finished?" she said. "Yes," said R.O.B. "It should be even better than before." "Good, good." said Samus as she put it on carefully. "Why, what on Earth is going on out there?" said R.O.B. "You were right about the dangers of the army pouring out." Samus said vaguely before leaving the room. R.O.B., despite the saying being vague, realized exactly what was happening. "Holy crap! It's already happening!"

Meanwhile, Jack, the leader of the Mii Fighters on the front lines, gave the signal to attack the army, with ranged attacks first. "Fire RPGs!" Immediately, a group of elite Miis fired the grenades onto the charging army, destroying a portion of their front lines. Then more grenades followed, and the many Mii Gunners without elite weapons started firing lasers at the army. Master Hand ordered a few Miis who were manning the bomb turrets to open fire.

At first, these many attacks were able to keep the army away. But the army had their own artillery. This artillery was mainly tanks, and they were firing rapidly on the Miis that were defending. Eventually, the Smashers had to intervene as well, and though the Smashers destroyed the tanks that were firing, by that time it was a close range brawl within the Mii Fighters, and that fight was easily being won by the enemy.

The Smashers had to use up their final Smashes in order to fight an army this big. And so they did, causing mayhem on the bigger army. Samus was within this battle, and Mario, and Link, and R.O.B., and even Master Hand himself, thinking back to what R.O.B. had said about holding back against Crazy Hand's fights.

Crazy Hand, finding an opportunity, gave the other half of his army the signal to attack from behind. Mii Fighters, just as much as the ones from the front, started busting into the back gate. It was chaos. Pure chaos. The other army easily defeated Kirby, Ness, and Duck Hunt, who barely survived even after taken to the hospital. R.O.B. was firing long range lasers at the army from behind, before getting taken out himself. R.O.B. was rushed to the hospital, and many other Smashers suffered the same fate of being KO'd.

Master Hand needed to fight Crazy Hand head-on if he were to stop the battle. And that's what he planned to do. Master Hand immediately confronted Crazy Hand, thinking, This time I have to win. If Crazy Hand isn't incapacitated, we would suddenly lose the war!