Sincerely, The REAL Warriors

by Murtaugh

There are many clichés written in Warriors fanfiction, some much more bizarre than others. This is my variant of "Dear Fanfiction" for Warriors. You'll see what the cats of the clans have to say about our fanfictions. Be my guest and enjoy the ride. Sit down, grab a bagel and your cat, and have a good time. No offense intended to anyone. On hiatus.

10. Language, Please!

Dear Fanfiction,

Warriors do not use twoleg curses… Mouse-brains. What do they even mean? We have our OWN set of expressions. Look inside those little heads of yours to see what we are. We are cats. Four legs, not two, with a tail attached. Get it? Got it? Good. This generation…

Sincerely, Mousefur

A/N 2: On chapter 30 of this story, I will be having my first question and answer session for the cats. You can ask any question, and I do mean any, and they will answer them to the best of their ability. Questions can be for any character, not just the ones who have written. Send your questions via PM.

QOTC: Who is your favorite ThunderClan elder?