"What is this (bleep)?" Canary looked at Huntress.

Helena cocked her head to the side. "Dunno. Why are you 15?"

"Right? And I don't have psychic powers."

"And I don't think she has the Canary cry."

"Who wrote this (bleep)?" Dinah asked.

Helena shook her head. "At least they sort of got me right."

"True…well almost."

"What's that mean?"

"Well, she's obviously cuter and fights better. Funny though, I am not sure I like her hair. The costume though, is, well, WOW!"

Helena grunted, "Really Dinah? Hmm, well at least there is one upside to this."

"Which is?"

"Your mom is HOT!"

"WHAT?"

"Your mom, Lori Laughlin, the real Black Canary, soooo fine."

"Did you just say my mom is hot?"

"Yeah, I mean she was cute on Fullhouse, but here, whoa!"

"Stop looking at my fictitious mother!"

"Fine. But then you stop looking at, well, that version of me that you so clearly prefer over the real thing."

"I do not prefer her. This is silly."

"So you don't like her outfit more than mine?"

"Well,"

"And she fights better than I do?"

"Somewhat, I mean…"

"Then your (bleeping) mom is hot."

Dinah huffed. "Stop talking about my mom!"

Helena smirked. "Why? She isn't your real mom. And you know what else I realized here?"

"What?"

"Oracle is pretty hot too. And there's obviously chemistry between the two of us."

"WHAT?"

"Mmmhmmm, at least they got that right. I always did have a thing for red heads. You seem to be a (bleeping) third wheel."

Dinah stuttered, "T-T-Third wheel?"

Both women turned their backs to each other and crossed their arms. Diana and Shayera walked by the room and looked at their two agitated friends.

Shayera sighed, "Again with this (bleep)?"

Diana said, "I thought you guys weren't going to do this anymore."

Helena grunted, and Dinah rolled her eyes.

"This (bleep) was cancelled anyways. It's obviously crap." Shayera stated. "Guys?"

Diana shook her head, and led Shayera out of the room. "Let them fight about the Birds of Prey television show. It's just as ridiculous as they are."

A few minutes passed with neither woman saying anything. Finally, Dinah gave in, and turned around. She placed her hands on Helena's shoulders. "Babe, I don't think the television version of you is hotter. The real version is much more…delectable. " she whispered the last part of her sentence in Helena's ear. Helena stiffened.

Dinah continued, "And no way she fights better than you. Everything she does is choreographed. Your moves are…much more fluid." Dinah nipped Helena's ear with her lips. "And the chemistry between her and Oracle on the show is nothing compared to what we have…"

Helena grinned and spun around and pinned Dinah to the couch. She grabbed the other woman's hands and forced them above her head. "We do have pretty amazing chemistry." Her lips hovered inches above Dinah's. Dinah closed her eyes and waited…for a kiss that never came.

Helena laughed. "But I stand by what I said earlier. Your mom is so hot!"

Dinah's eyes opened and watched as Helena laughed on top of her. Dinah shoved her off the couch and began beating her girlfriend with one of the cushions. "You are such a (bleep) hole. Even my character couldn't carry the show with your crap acting. Lori Laughlin, really?"

A/N: And here we go again...