Jack: I'm back and I know i'm gonna finish the rest of the questions today!!
Zim: Because you promised everyone you would?
Jack: That AND, we have a special guest here today...my little brother Lenny!!!!
Lenny: And I'm only here because there's nothing but 'Dora the Explorer' on TV. -both he and Jack shudder-
Jack: So I just saved your life.
Lenny: I guess you did.
Zim: Wait, so now we have to deal with you to?! Who signed me up for this question thing anyway!?
Jack: I did but for good cause. Everybody had questions that they were just dying to ask you all and I made that possible for them. But enough about what I do for everybody, Lenny, why don't you start us off?
Lenny: Cool! Ahem, the first set of questions belong to MyWhiteLady:
PREPARE YOURSELVES, CUZ I'M GUNNA BECOME A REGULAR REVIEWER HERE. Tak - Yeah, uh, the second time thing... yeah... did you fix Mimi yet? Red and Pur - Are you really brothers, or just best friends... that... ACT LIKE BROTHERS... or something? Mimi - CAN YOU TALK?! 8D Shloonktapooxis - HOW DO YOU FLOAT? It's awesome. TEACH ME. :P
Tak: Well, after Zim made her blow a fuse and wrecked my genius snack plan for the Tallest -glares daggers at Zim- I was only able to fix her holographic disguise.She's now a cat with some serious behavioral problems.
Zim: If looks could kill, I'd be dead right now.
Jack: Ya think?
Red and Purple: We ARE brothers!!!
Jack and Lenny: So are we!
Mimi:...
Tak: Mimi can't talk. If you haven't noticed, she doen't have a mouth.
Jack: Who's Shloonktapooxis?
Lenny: I don't know but I'm going to the next questions. And they're by tigergurl4kish78:
-cries for teh headphones- that was my last pair to. okay i have to ask cuz you disproved crazy zim fans question: zim if you came to take over teh world but found out it was a lie but stayed cuz you could leave (for random reasons) and didn't try to take over teh world anymore could you and dib at LEAST be FRIENDS!! dib: wat do you think? that was long. -dies after hitting zim-
Jack: That's okay. I have sound-proof room now.
Zim: Um, I don't know. I think I'd still be a little parnoid of him dragging me to an autopsy table but, I guess.
Dib: If he really won't try to take over the Earth anymore, then possibly we could be sorta friends.
Zim: Wait, did she just die?
Jack: That's what it reads. I hope yuor happy Zim.
Zim: What did I do?!
Lenny: Uh, moving on before a fight breaks out, the next questions are from ItsukaFuuryu:
Uh, Zim, yah u did. "Girl Who Cried Gnome" episode w/ Moofy. You said "The Dib. The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is! He's evil!" so there. Anywayz, i never got my answer from Tak. What happened after you were shoved out into space? Oh, and Zim, if you wanna take over the world so bad, you better hurry up. I got a penguin army and i'm not afriad to use it. Hey Dib, where'd u get your trench coat? And i hope u didn't get the wrong idea. Your prolly my fave character so there. (I'm still gonna take over w/ a penguin army though muhahahaha!) That is all.
Zim: I...uh, don't remember what you are talking about...
Lenny: Wow, you called Dib delicious.
Zim: I don't remember my exact words!!! And if I DID say something along those lines, then I'm gonna go in that corner over there and start gagging.
Tak: Sorry for not answering. Anyway, I just drifted out in space really. I had to put up with MIMI being annoying for a full 6 months, until I crash landed on the planet Dirt and they made me do janitorial duties again. It was dreadful!
Zim: Well, I had to live with Gir singing the Doom Song for 6 months straight!!
Jack: Hey man, the Doom Song is an awesome song and if Gir weren't locked in the sound-proof room, i'd make him sing it!!
Zim: NOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Jack: Or now, you can join him in the sound-proof room!
Zim: No! I'll be quieter.
Lenny: Good 'cause that hurt my ears.
Jack: Welcome to my world lil bro.
Lenny: Your world hurts.
Zim: Hey, wait a minute!! Can I borrow your army of penguins to take over this filthy planet?
Dib: My dad gave it to me when I was little. I don't know where he got it though. You'll have to ask him. And I'm glad that I'm your favorite.
Zim: Noooooo!!! Let ME use the penguin army to take over the Earth!!
Jack: Great, now penguins will be running around the world soon.
Lenny: Hey, penguins are awesome!! And next is from 7-dark-dreams:
Sable- SWEETNESS! I GET A ZIM SLAVE! -brings out flamethrower- Zim, go get the almighty tallest a soda. -points Flamethrower at him- NOW. -FROM LEXI -Sable's crazy servant- Gaz- You are so awesome. teach me TEACH ME! Dib- Your voice IS stupid but most the time Zim's is worse. Tell him that. And I bet you coud use reverse phycology to get Zim to reveal he's an alein. Zim- I pity you, Sable's gonna break you lika wild horse. Tak- Do you like the song "One girl Revolution?" That song SO goes with your personallity. I'm only sorta a fan of ZATR. I think it's funny when Zim trys, and you beat him up.
Zim: I am no slave-AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! -gets burned by flamethrower-
Jack: FIRE!!!!! -grabs flaethrower and starts torching everything- WOOHOO!!! BURN BABY, BURN!!!!!
Lenny: You just had to have a flamethrower. Of all- no Jack, not this, AAAHHHH!!!!
-PLEASE STAND BY-
-everything in the studio is burned down...including the soundproof room-
Jack: FIRE IS AWESOME!!! -hugs flamethrower-
Everybody except Jack: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE STUDIO!!!!
Zim: I didn't even do it this time!!
Jack: -looks at his wonderful work- This room really pulls off the burnt look.
Lenny: Let's try to forget what just happened and-
Jack: NOOOOO!!! I BURNT MY SOUND-PROOF ROOM DOWN!!!
Lenny: -sighs- And now I wish we still had it. Everybody, just continue while I try to calm my brother down.
Gaz: Teach you what? How to be awesome? You have to be born awesome, you can't teach someone to be awesome.
Dib: My voice isn't that stupid!!
Zim: His voice is worse than mine!! And what did I do to deserve getting broken in half?!
Tak: Yeah, I know it. And your right, it does go with my personality.
Zim: Why does everyone like it when I get beat up?! And since Jack's busy beating himself up and Lenny's just standing around watching him, I'M gonna announce who the next questions belong to...wiltsfan1993:
hey Jack me again. Zim- sorry for what I said about you being stupid but do you like evanesence. Tak- sorry to make you mad about the DATR question, but where did you get those awesome clothes. They're so cool. Gir- Have a piggy gives Gir A piggy Jack- Here is a new pair of head phones Dib- do you have feelings for Gretchen and if you don't who do you have a crush on. Purple- out of Zim, Dib, and Gir who is your fav? Red- how do you float off the ground Ms. Bitters- Are you a ghost or a robot? Cause its kind of weird how you come out of nowhere. Pro Membrane- I'm saying this for your childrens sake. SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM! ONCE A YEAR ISN"T GOOD ENOUGH! Gaz- did you ever play spyro. that is all!
Jack: -in between beatings- Hey. -goes back to beating himself up-
Zim: You are forgiven. And yes, I know evanesence. They're music is pretty good.
Tak: I don't forgive that easily so, don't tick me off again. And I designed these clothes myself. I really didn't want to where that ugly red invader uniform. It clashes with my eyes.
Gir: YAAAY!!! PIGGY!!!!!!
Jack: More headphones!! -puts them on- NOBODY ask Gir to scream!!
Dib: No, I don't have feelings for gretchen. I don't really have a cruch on anyone.
Purple: Gir of course! He drives Zim nuts!!
Red: It's this armor we wear. It allows us to float off the ground.
Ms.Bitters: I'm just a shadow.
Prof.Membrane: I'd love to spend more time with them but, REAL SCIENCE needs me!
Gaz: Yes.
Dib: My turn to announce the next questions, which are by mewmewice:
HI!IT'S ME AGAIN,MEWMEWICE! Dib:Why is your head so big??I mean it's realy big! Zim:You are so cool. Tak: You are more cool than Zim. Gaz: Have you ever played everquest? Ok that's all for now!BYE!!Nya.
Dib: I think I've answered this question already. 3 times in fact!!
Zim: Just answer it again Dib-stink!!
Dib: Alright, I will. MY HEADS NOT BIG!! There, I just answered that question for the 4th time already!
Zim: I know I'm cool.
Tak: I know I'm cooler than Zim: Thanks for noticing.
Gaz: Now THAT'S a good game!
Red: I get to announce questions now! And next is from Dibsthe1:
This is a great idea for a fic! Zim, "when" you take over the earth, what are you going to turn it into? I mean, you already have a food court planet, a parking lot planet, the telemarketing planet Callnowia, and a planet of garbage you call Dirt. What's left for you to do to us? (Shiver, tremble.) Gir: Why does everyone like you so much?
Jack: I'm better now!! -covered in bruises though- I'll heal back up eventually. And thanks! After all, this fic was MY idea!
Purple: Where's Lenny?
Jack: He went out for a little while to go hide the flamethrower. He said it was for my own good.
Purple: So, can I still announce the next set of questions?
Jack: When we're done with these.
Zim: I'm going to turn Earth into an Irken Dance club planet. Gir told me how awesome their music is here and so this planet will be like a vacation of sorts.
Gir: CUZ I'M CUUUTE!!!!!
Purple: And now it's my turn to announse the next questions. And they're from Zim'sMostLoyalServant:
OK, first of all Gaz-PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I was just expressing what I think is a good pairing. Anyway, I've got a question for the Tallest-did you guys take over right after Tallest Spork was killed by the blob-monster-thingy? Because I read the script for "The Trial" and it made it sound like you two were still pretty short when that happened. Oh, and could someone please tell me how Skoodge survived being shot out of the Massive? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go lock myself into my chainsaw-proof bunker incase Gaz doesn't decide to forgive me.
Dib: Why does he get his own loyal servant? I want a loyal servant who'll help me expose Zim!
Jack: Your name was in the last person who did the question. 'Dibsthe1'.
Dib: Oh.
Gaz: You better hide in that chainsaw-proof room.
Red: Where is everyone getting these scripts?! We ordered them NOT to be shown by the public!
Purple: I don't know but to answer your question, we waited a year before we became tallests.
Red: We weren't short, but we could grow a little more and so we did.
Skoodge: I landed on Hobo 13 when I was shot out of that cannon.
Lenny: And I'm back! I hid the flamethrower so we won't have another incident. -everyone stares at Jack-
Jack: What?
Lenny: -rolls eyes- Anyway, next question is from Dibsthe1 again
Dib: First of all, if you ever need someone to talk to, you know where to find me. Now, why do you keep trying to expose Zim even when nothing you do ever works? What keeps you going? Do you ever get depressed, I mean, after the lights are off and the cameras stop rolling? Hmm, I gotta say this too. I regard you as highly as anybody here and more highly than most, but sometimes I swear you really do need a lobotomy. Not for the reasons everyone else thinks you do, but for the way you groveled for that vicious, backstabbing excuse of a "sister" at the end of ToP. You made a mistake... okay, we all do. You tried your very best to undo it and help her... that's fair enough. Your father locked her up but it was YOU who set her free... and she thanked you by instantly turning on you like a cur. No sister worthy of the name would treat a brother like that. Do not make me write you getting a lobotomy, because believe me, that really WOULD hurt me more than it would hurt you. Gaz: I'm going to type this slowly enough so that you can understand it: Dib is not your problem, YOU are! I've been saying this for years... you need a pill. In fact, have the entire pharmacy. (Straps it firmly down over a gigantic toilet before force feeding it enough industrial strength laxatives to clean out whatever is all the way up its donkey. )
Jack: Wow. This is long.
Dib: Oh, my name IS in the the name. And no, I don't know where to find you. And I'm trying to expose Zim so that I can prove to the world that I'm not crazy! Sometimes I get a little depressed that nobody pays attention, buts it's not for long. As long as I have a world to save, then life is worth living.
Gaz: WHAT did you call me?
Dib: Easy Gaz. Everyone can express their own opinions.
Gaz: Not to me they can't!! -grabs chainsaw and runs off to find Dibsthe1.
Dib: Uh-oh. She will find you ya know. And that's just the way she is. I help her out, and don't get any thanks for it. Such is my life.
Lenny: And now, we have one more question-
Jack: See? I told you I keep my promises!
Lenny: You made me do all the work!
Jack: Fine. I'll get our friends Mako and Nuka in here later and they will help me with the questions!
Lenny: But this is a fun job though! Can I stay?
Jack: You won't if you don't hurry up with the last questio!
Lenny: Oh right! And last but certainly not least, is jellymaster:
I'M BACK! I SHALL NEVER GIVE MERCY OF THE DOOM OF MY QUESTIONS! Zim and Dib: DON'T HURT ME! IT'S ONLY SLIGHT ZADF! YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE IT! But still, I'll be hiding in my closet just in case. Tak: But I said I didn't make any stories YET! Well, I have made some ZATR pictures back when I was younger, but, um, LOOK! SOMEBODY'S MAKING A RATED:M ZATR STORY! -runs off- Zim: Have you ever had a girlfriend before back on Irk? Well, HAVE YOU!?? Dib: Are you afraid of Ms.Bitters? Yes, I know! Another POINTLESS question! But I couldn't think of anything else... Gaz: Do you hate people? I do. Especially the giggly, frilly, -says it like its poison-HAPPY ones! Dib: FOR THE LOVE OF CAKE! HELP ME! THE ZADR FANDOM IS SLOWLY PULLING ME IN! IT'S MADNESS! Zim: WHY WERE YOU SO CUTE AS A SMEET!?? WHY, DANG IT!?? And jeez, SORRY if the whole parent thing offended you THAT BADLY! Sensitive Irkens. OMFG! I DIDN'T HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR THE TALLEST! Oh,well! It's not like they're MY leaders! Anyways, see you later! But prepare yourselves for more questions; OF DOOM! laughs evilly
Red: Nooooo!!! Your the one with that evil bear thing!!
Zim: -sighs- It BETTER be slight ZADF.
Tak: Pictures, stories, doesn't matter. I will still punish you. And someone better NOT be making a M rated ZATR fic!!
Zim: No, I'm not the relationship kind of guy.
Dib: Duh, of course I'm afraid of Ms.Bitters. Who ISN'T afraid of Ms.Bitters?
Gaz: Yes, especially those giggly, frilly, happy people!!
Dib: Noooooooooo!!!!! Don't get pulled in!!!!
Zim: Because I was. And even though i'm not a smeet anymore, i'm still cute. And your forgiven.
Purple: Hey, your right! You didn't have any questions for us!! I feel hurt now. -his heart breaks because his fangirl didn't give him any questions-
Red: I don't care! As long as she keeps that evil bear away, I'm cool.
Jack: And now that I'm all caught up in the questions, send more in!!!!
Lenny: He was just so far behind because of school.
Jack: SCHOOL IS EVIL!!!
Lenny: Next chapter, you'll meet our friends Mako and Nuka. They're awesome.
Jack: And so are more questions!! Adios!!