Sheesh. It's been like forever since I've updated…sorry! Please don't hurt me! School's out, so Hallelujah! Haha, but yeah, I've kinda been working on some other ones…gonna make a new one, but I think I want the first few chapters written before I publish it, so we don't get this problem. Sound like a plan? I'll stop babbling now.

Oh, right…I forgot the song list in the last chapter…haha oops. My bad. The first one was (obviously) Womanizer by Britney Spears. The second one was Dental Care by Owl City. Then, Don't Jump by Tokio Hotel (my new best friend), and then Rescue Me by Tokio Hotel. Then Tip of the Iceberg by Owl City. Obviously, you can tell what I was listening to

And now, on with the madness.

Emmett: Okay, here's the deal, everyone!

Carlisle: Oy vey.

Emmett: What? Oh, never mind…you'll probably just go into a loooooong explanation, and then we'll NEVER get around to my announcement.

Edward: Okay, what is it, Emmett?

Emmett: *Pauses dramatically, then looks around in disgust * I already told you what it is.

Edward: Oh, right. The concert. Geez.

Eragon: Exactly! Emmett, what song are you going to do?

Emmett: I don't know! A really good one!

Jasper: Do we really have to do this?

Alice: Yes! I want to see you sing and perform!

Jasper: *Groans * Crap.

Bella: *Giggles * That's gonna be funny.

Emmett: You need to join too, Bella.

Bella: Crap.

Jasper: *Laughs *

Emmett: *Laughs too * It's gonna be fun!

Esme: Do I need to join?

Emmett: Duh! Everyone does!

Rosalie: Hmm.

Emmett: What?

Rosalie: Me too?

Eragon: Duh!

Rosalie: Hmph.

Emmett: *Laughs again * Don't worry, sugar-buns, I'll help you!

Rosalie: I don't need any help!

Emmett: Fine then!

Eragon: So we should get to work, then, huh, guys?

Edward: *Rolls eyes * I suppose…

Alice: Don't worry, this will be FUN!

Edward: And possibly mentally and emotionally scarring.

Emmett: Don't be such a drama queen!

Bella: He's not being a drama queen!

Emmett: Is too.

Bella: Is not!

Emmett: IS TOO!

Bella: IS NOT!

Emmett: IS TOO!

Bella: IS NOT!

Emmett: What were we arguing about again?

Bella: I win.

Emmett: Not fair! I win!

Bella: Don't think so. You forfeited.

Emmett: I did not! Wait, what's forfeit?

Jasper: Seriously?

Emmett: No, I know it has to do with numbers and counting, and just how strong and buff you are.

Eragon: Dude, what the heck?

Emmett: You know, the number four, and fit?

Eragon: Geez.

Edward: Aren't you tired of him yet?

Eragon: Surprisingly, no.

Carlisle: It will come in time.

Eragon: Oh! You know who we should get to judge it?

Jasper: Judge what?

Emmett: The concert! You mean, make it like American Idol, but more like Vampire Idol?

Eragon: Sure! I have no idea what American Idol is, but sure!

Emmett: Sweet! And who should judge it?

Eragon: My half-brother and awesome friend, Murtagh!

Emmett: Awesome!

Carlisle: Well, there were four judges on American Idol last season…and for the most part, before that it was three. Who else will judge?

Edward: The werewolves.

Bella: The WHAT?

Edward: Oh, right, she didn't know that yet, did she?

Jasper:*Eats Bella *

Edward: Dude, what the heck?

Alice: Bad Jasper. Spit her back out. Or I'll make you sing "Man, I Feel Like a Woman", and we're inviting Peter and Charlotte.

Jasper: Crap. *Spits Bella back out *

Alice: *Pats Jasper's head * Good Jasper.

Emmett: So are we gonna get organized?

Alice: I can do it!

Emmett: Yes!

Bella: Crap.

Jasper: Yeah, no kidding.

Alice: Oh, just shut up. You know the stuff I organize always ends up perfect.

Bella: Over the top, you mean.

Edward: Oh, please stop arguing. Who's calling the pack?

Emmett: You are, duh!

Edward: Why me?

Emmett: Because Seth and Jacob are like your bffs!

Edward: What's bff?

Bella: *Rolls eyes * Best friends forever, Edward.

Emmett: Yeah, Eddie-boy!

Edward: Don't call me that. And the wolves are not my best friends forever, and why do I have to call them?

Emmett: Cuz I said so.

Edward: Fine! Whatever! I'll go do that now, then. Goodness gracious.

Bella: *Once Edward has left * He did not just say "goodness gracious" did he?

Emmett: Yup, he did! Yup yup yup!

Eragon: Geez.

Jasper: Still not tired of him?

Eragon: No, not really.

Emmett: Ok, Eragon, you call Murtagh!

Eragon: Ok, will do. *Leaves room to call Murtagh where it's quiet *

Emmett: Ok, now how are we gonna pick the songs?

Bella: How about we all pick our own?

Jasper: I like that idea!

Alice: That's only cuz you don't wanna sing "Man, I Feel Like a Woman".

Jasper: Well, yeah, obviously.

Emmett: But it would be so funny!

Jasper: Well, that sucks for you then, doesn't it?

Emmett: You're no fun. *Pouts *

Alice: Ok, so we all pick our own, right?

Emmett: *Still pouting * Fine.

Murtagh: *Whispering * What do I do?

Eragon: *Shows him what to do silently *

Murtagh: *Nods and whispers * Ok, thanks. *Into microphone * Welcome to Vampire (and one measly human) Idol!

Emmett: *Whispering to others next to him * I made up the opening speech!

Bella: *Rolls eyes *

Seth: Ok, first up, we have Carlisle, singing "If You Love a Woman".

Emmett: *Covers mouth with hand and giggles *

Esme: Awww!

Carlisle: *Walks up on stage * (A/N Don't ask where the stage came from…Alice organized it all)

Everyone: *Cheers *

Carlisle: *Starts to sing, and does really well * (A/N Sorry, didn't really wanna go into detail on the people…er, vamps…that aren't as funny)

Everyone: *Cheers again *

Jacob: Ok, here's what I thought. I thought you nailed it, cuz I mean, you really felt the song, and that's when people are gonna like it. So I liked it. Dog.

Murtagh: Yeah, it coulda been more sped up for me. Good job, but the arrangement coulda been better.

Seth: That was pretty…weird.

Carlisle: Thank you. *Leaves stage *

Emmett: Well, I'm gonna rock everyone's socks off.

Jacob: Ok, now it's Alice's turn!

Alice: Yay! *Skips up onto stage *

Everyone: *Cheers some more *

Alice: *Starts to sing "I'll Try" by Jonatha Brooke *

Jasper: *Cheers as she sings *

Emmett: *Elbows Jasper * Shut up! I'm trying to listen! Geez. Cow.

Eragon: Haha!

Jasper: It's not that funny.

Emmett: Yeah, it is!

Bella: *Glares at Emmett *

Emmett: *Glares back, but shuts up *

Alice: *Finishing. Smiles *

Everyone: *Cheers *

Jacob: Dude, that was awesome.

Murtagh: Sorry. Boring for me.

Seth: *Wipes eyes * Geez. That was awesome.

Alice: Yay! *Bounces up and down *

Seth: We'll get back to you after the break.

A/N: Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddddd? Did you like the song choices? I thought I'll Try was great for Alice…but what did you think? I guess that's what's important, huh? But yeah…I wasn't actually trying to make any of the "judges" seem like actual American Idol judges, but it was funny to make Jake say "dog" just because.

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