Chibi Days Episode 9
OMJ its chapter / episode 9 already! Sasori please disclaim my story / show and I shall reward you with my cookies!
Sasori: … you had sugar today didn't you?
… Maybe? WTH! When I'm hyper its sugar this and cookie that!
Sasori: Did you have sugar today?
… Yes -drops my head- Your soo mean to me! Do the disclaimers already!
Sasori: Alright-alright. 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden or any of the Akatsuki members. OR any of the names of movies or anything… But she only owns Carmen Smith and Luna Robinson.
Yay thank you! -Hands him some cookies- enjoy the chapter / episode!
With Carmen…
Ambush the Akatsuki… what a plan! I may die doing it but it sounds cool right now. Meh they can TRY and kill me but it will never work~ haha I'm evil and I don't want to die! If I don't wanna die I don't have to die… well if Luna thinks I should then I got no choice. Shrugs. Hopefully quick and painless but if it was Hidan's choice it would be EXTREMELY painfully and slow! Starr gave me the left part of the arena and Luna and Lilith the right. Starr toke the middle cause she has a 'hiding spot' along there… she's most likely gonna jump out at them firing madly and saying random words like 'potato' and 'Barney'. Starr is probably more hyper and random then the three of us… this should be fun. Smirk. Once I got to my checkpoint near the entrance I could hear the Akatsuki talking over the wall… weirdoes.
"Where'd the brats go anyway?" Brats… Sasori yep it's Sasori. I heard someone sigh an annoyed sigh and my money is on Mr. Orange. I'm betting £5… but then again who am I betting against? Really who? Ok I am now betting against Starr's pet Unicorn Steve. Nods. Hopefully I'll win. Because I wanna keep my £5 causes of a new Naruto game coming out soo.
"We're send out search parties to find them. But beware this is a game of kill or be killed." What a drag. They are going to go looking for us… AWW they miss us! I heard an hn and I'm betting another £5 that was I-chi. You guys should know Itachi's nickname by now.
"Be on your guard Hidan and don't get us killed." Haha Kakuzu's voice and he doesn't even trust his own partner XD. Then again it's Hidan so I wouldn't either. I shrugged as I heard the group separate into different directions… oh great this wasn't part of the plan! Damn-damn-damn-damn Mr. Orange to hell!
With Luna and Lilith… Luna's POV
OMJ I can't believe Pein is sending out a search team for us! Smiles. I wuv him too! Lilith looks shocked for some reason? No idea I can't wait to find the Akatsuki then shoot their heads off : D. I sound evil… they must be rubbing off on m- OMJ a penny! I thought that as I picked up the shiny penny. Its soo shiny! Lilith pulled me back as Kisame and Itachi walked pass us with their guns… wow ninjas with guns… bad combo very-very bad!. I would have screamed 'HEY MY PALS!' then hugged them but my brain… OMJ I have one- was telling me not too. For once I listened to it and let them pass without seeing us.
Carmen would probably call them 'lousy midget ninjas' for not noticing but we don't have chakra so how would they know we're here? Maybe hearing us breathe? Probably yeah they are meant to have ninja hearing. I just noticed Lilith blushing. I quickly looked where she was looking and saw Itachi. I checked again… and again… and again and noticed SHE LIKES ITACHI O_O. Wow. This calls for popcorn and jelly when we get home! Yep-yep-yep- jelly sounds nice right about now. OMJ Carmen has to make it… mine taste… charcoal-y.
Lilith's POV…
How can Luna be so calm! Itachi-san and Kisame just walked by with their guns! Wait… ninjas… and guns… VERY BAD TOGETHER! Thank you god that they are fake laser guns and not the real ones that kills. I must say Itachi is cuter in real life then in the manga and anime. If this was an anime I would probably have hearts in my eyes. Nods. Yep I'm sure about that. He's my crush like Luna's Pein and C-chan's is Hidan and Deidara. Poor girl went for the craziest and youngest Akatsuki members. Haha then again I'm a bit crazy. Luna got her gun ready as I did the same. She counted down using her fingers. 3…2…1… FIRE! Cue me and Luna running behind them hitting them both in the back while screaming then running away screaming even louder!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUNNNNN!" Luna screamed in my ear! As we ran away from the ninjas / very unhappy people who are trying to kill us! How dare they are thought we were friends! I could they. Sob. They are mean to me.
"Get back here you little idiots!" Kisame yelled after us and I turned back and yelled.
"NEVER FISH STICKS!" Luna laughed as we ran round a corner. Luna pulled me into a gap in the wall and Kisame and Itachi ran pass ninja style. You know how they pull their arms back when they run. Haha Kisame looked purple!
Carmen's POV
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUNNNNN!" May I ask WTF? Oh wait that was Luna's voice so never mind. Shrugs. She probably shot someone and now they are chasing after her. Haha that's funny I wonder who's chasing her.
"NEVER FISH STICKS!" Lilith yelled. Ok that was funny I'm using that against him with Goldclownfish. I moved into the gap in the wall as Tobi and Zetsu walked or Tobi's way sprinted pass. Baka lollipop.
"Zetsu-san! Tobi thinks Carmen-chan went that way!" He yelled as he sprinted off somewhere random. Oh yeah they know Itachi and Kisame have Luna and Lilith and they haven't met Starr yet. OMJ lucky gal can't be found! They aren't even looking for her! Zetsu half sighed half growled before going after him. Haha poor plant murderer guys / guy.
Starr's POV…
OMG where's the screaming where's the yelling!
"NEVER FISH STICKS!" Hey she stole my nickname for fish face! Damn I gotta make some more nicknames later. Now… for the dodge-rolling across the floor while firing madly part. Smirks. Mhahaha! I thought that random part as I rolled across the entry to the entrance humming the mission impossible tune; while firing madly at Pein, Konan, Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara and Sasori.
I laughed as Hidan dropped to the floor after his outfit screamed 'GAME OVER' at him. I laughed. I beat zombie 2! He's out and I bet he didn't get to shoot once! Mhahaha beat that you baka zombie! I shall ponder my attacks against thee later! Clay-boy's suit went off too and he fell to the ground as well. I'm betting once you loose your suit gives off a shock… cool! Note to self: don't loose. Yep I'll remember that! Yeah-yeah! I missed Konan and Sasori by long shots though I hit mostly Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu and Pein. Mhahaha beat those loser boys! Girls rule boys drool! I'm sad now because Pein's and Kakuzu's didn't go off… Whaaaaa! Cry.
Carmen's POV…
Ok then… I'm surrounded by super annoying people… how could this get any worse?
"Carmen-chan!" Cue Tobi tackling me to the floor while I land with a 'WTF' I glared at Lolly-boy as my eye twitched dangerously.
"Tobi. Get-the-fuck off of me before I struggle you then feed your body to Zetsu." Zetsu smirked as Tobi ran away from me. I shot him from my spot on the floor then I heard Tobi scream while his suit screamed 'GAME OVER' Haha I love these suits. I love them soo much! Hugs for the suits! Zetsu looked at me before turning around and walking away.
"Thank you for killing that idiot!" AWWW I love him too! Remind me to hug him next time I see the plant guy.
"Carmen!" I turned my head and saw Starr running towards me… with Kakuzu, Sasori, Pein and Konan running after her! O_o WTF did she do! Burn Kakuzu's and Sasori's partners! OMJ she better not have! "Carmen run now!" I gave her a confused look as she grabbed my arm and started pulling me with her. I looked back and saw them glaring at us. I gave them all a 'WTF are you looking at Bob?' look. Yeah I love that look. Along with the 'WTF is wrong with you' look; I use that all the time on Luna.
"WTH did you do Starr?" She smiled before turning a corner.
"I hummed the Mission impossible theme while dodge-rolling across the floor shooting at them." And cue the 'WTF is wrong with you' look. She laughed as she turned another corner and started shooting… she was shooting at Kisame's back. His suit yelled 'GAME OVER' as Itachi turned to us. I waved as Starr turned another corner dragging me along with her. She laughed again as I saw Itachi now chasing after us. I waved again. "Carmen shoot him." I got nothing to loose apart from my life so I shot randomly.
I heard Kakuzu's suit go off. I bet my bullets went pass Itachi and hit Kakuzu instead… its official my bullets rock! They got the zombie-king! Wonder who got his midget Hidan? Probably Starr. Yep my money again is on Starr. Oh by the record I won against Steve! :D I won beat that Unicorn! Mhahaha!
"Starr who's left anyway?" I yelled to her as she continued to run… really how big is this place?
"Um… Zetsu, Sasori, Pein, Konan and Itachi I think." Wow the others didn't last long. She smirked as she turned another corner and yelled. "OI Luna and Lilith this way!" I saw them waving then running… they must have seen the angry prick Akatsuki mob behind us. Haha poor guys were waving and now running for their life XD.
"WTH did you two do?" I shrugged at Luna's question while Starr started laughing madly… like Light in death note. OMJ she did cause this! As we all turned the next corner we got our guns off; ready for a gun off. Once the Akatsuki turned the corner we started shooting like no tomorrow till all their suits went 'GAME OVER' Mhahahha we won! I can't believe we won against the midget murderers known as the Akatsuki! Luna, Lilith and Starr started jumping up and down Yay-ing like no tomorrow while I just smirked the 'I soo own this game' type of way. Let me make a list of how the Akatsuki were feeling and showing their emotions:
Pein: angry and was glaring at everyone.
Konan: was upset but tried her best not to show it by saying 'good game' and smiling.
Deidara: pissed at loosing but smiled and 'well done'-ed us like a nice person.
Sasori: was a tiny bit unhappy but shrugged it off while saying congrats to us girls.
Zetsu: One side (white side) was happy for us while the other side (black side) hated our guts right now… charming.
Tobi: didn't really care as long as he got hugs from everyone! (The Akatsuki and I didn't give him one)
Kisame: wasn't very happy and sulked the whole way out of the arena but got over it afterwards.
Itachi: … didn't show any emotion… so I don't know… Emo much? I get the feeling Lilith knows how he feels.
Kakuzu: lost the bet against Luna and had to give HER money back so was very grumpy afterwards.
Hidan: T_T threw a fit like a 5 year old having their toy taken away. He didn't show it but he acted like it.
On the ride home…
"Are we there yet~" Luna has said that many times now. Lilith and Starr made their way home as well but we all exchanged phone numbers but didn't tell the Akatsuki or we would have to explain what a phone is to them. They were midgets again! HOORAY! I love them as midgets because I get to call them that. Like 'Hello midget how are you today?' and whoever I asked would say 'STFU' ok Hidan would say that because I don't really call the other midgets I give them nicknames. Like Kisame = Goldclownfish. Pein = Mr. Orange for reasons everyone can see. And Deidara = Dei though I hate saying his full given name. Pout.
"Luna we will get there WHEN we get there! Stop fucking asking!" cue parents covering their children's ears while I laughed. What they never seen / hear a girl swear before?
Fin…for now!
I just noticed me and the girls won the war against the Akatsuki O_O make that Carmen 6 – 3 Akatsuki! Mhahaha beat that midget. Girls rule boys drool! Smirks. Oh my plushies disagree but who cares what they say. Shrugs. Its true Dei and Pein just face the truth. I thank all the people who reviewed! I love you all and I got… dun-dun-dun *holds out many bowls of jelly* I GOT JELLO / JELLY! Mhahaha I got my bro to help me make it XD I kept on trying to steal it from the fridge when it wasn't even ready… so what it smelled nice!