Chat room oneshot enjoy! :)
Milton McKrupnick to Millie McKrupnick: Sis when me and mom said dance your way though life, we did NOT mean stripping!
Millie McKrupnick: You weren't ment to find out!
Milton McKrupnick: Still SHAME ON YOU. Some older sister good example you are to me! And what's even worse is that you went to strip at the same place Uncle Wayne goes to!
Millie McKrupnick: oooppsss...
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Jerry Martinez to Kim Crawford: What number do you press on your phone to go to voice mail?
Kim Crawfod: dial 1011
Jerry Martinez: Grassy ass
Kim Crawford: What?
Jerry Martinez: Grassy ass
Kim Crawford: What the hell?
Jerry Martinez: Come on chica you must know this, you do take Spanish in school, it means thank you. Duh!
Kim Crawfrod: I think you mean : gracias with a thingy on the 'c'.
Jerry Martinez: Come on Kim revise your spelling of Spanish words! That is not how you spell it it's Gassy ass.
Kim Crawford: and you're ment to be half Spanish? Good luck with our test next week.
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Cathy Gradson to Kendall Crawford: I had a really good time last night. Who knew our first time would of been so great! :)xx
Kendall Crawford: This is Kendall's mom on his account.
Cathy Gradson: oh this is urmm...embarrassing.
Kendall Crawford: You me and Kendall need to talk tomorrow. How does 6:15 pm sound?
Cathy Gradson changed her status to: NEVER TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND ON FB AGAIN! :( :(
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Kris Crawford to Donna Tobin: I would swim across oceans for you. I will walk across deserts to just be with you.
Donna Tobin: Aww sweetxxx. Want to come over now, baby?
Kris Crawford: You're kidding me right?! It's raining and I just got my hair done!
Donna Tobin: You da man *~*
Kris Crawfod: I know right...wait was that sarcastic?''
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Kendall Crawford: I should really delete some files on my phone!
Jack Brewer: Why you got porn files on your phone?
Kendall Crawford:Kim why are you dating this guy?
Kim Crawford: Don't hate on me just cuz he's right ;)
Katy Crawford: Is this true?...
Kendall Crawford has logged off.
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Joey Brewer to Mikey Brewer (Dad): Dad can I have some money to get some coke?
Mikey Brewer: Sure son, is $55 going to be enough?
Joey Brewer: It's only $1.76
Mikey Brewer: Damn! The price has sure gone down, when I was growing up coke was very expensive, to get a hold of typically if you were only 16.
Joey Brewer: Dad, coca cola? $55? Expensive?
Mikey Brewer: Oh you ment that kind of coke...I knew that..haha kids these days...sure son!
Joey Brewer changed his status to: When your parents tell you to never take drugs because it makes you: see things, hear things, do crazy things, always ask yourself this question:How do they know for sure? Answer: They must have done it at least once before! ;)
Kim Crawford: And the award for the random status of the day goes to Joey Brewer!
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Skyler Ranger to Johnny Kite: Hey babe, I've had such a rubbish day! I need to see your 8===D
Johnny Kite: Hey sorry this is Johnny's mom, I'm just learning about this facebook stuff I'll show John the messagexx Also I think it's so sweet you want to see his smile!
Skyler Ranger: Yeah!
Johnny Kite: I showed him he said he can't wait to see your..tonight! I think that means eyes right? You two are so cute together!
Skyler Yeah we are thanks xx
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Donna Tobin to Kris Crawford: I love you so much Kai xx 3
Kris Crawford: So you are cheating on me! Go to hell!
Donna Tobin: Kris! I ment Kris my stupid Ipod autocorrects everything! Ughh sorry baby xx
Kris Crawford: Okk I understand love you xx :)
Donna Tobin: Hey Lindsey I sent Kris an I love you Kai 3, luckily I told him it was just auto correct mistake, ahha he's so clueless lol still they are both hot anyway! :)
Kris Crawford :As I was perivously saying,Donna, see you later slut oh and don't let they door hit are fat ass on the way out!
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Joey Brewer to Jack Brewer: How do I get girls to notice me more?
Jack Brewer: Dress up in a girl's bathing suit, put body glitter all over your body, then add a wig and they'll come running!
Joey Brewer: WTFH? ! WTF? NO ! NO ! NO! HELL NO!
Jack Brewer: Then grow a pair and talk to them!
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Kris Crawford: Donna Tobin I hate you so much how dare you cheat on me! With KAI FREAKING BREWER! OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN the WORLD? I HATE YOU SO MUCH!...OH WAIT! Sorry Kim I didn't mean to send that to you!
Kim Crawford:Donna cheated on you?
Kris Crawford: Yeah it doesn't matter though...:(
Kim Crawford:Oh okay on a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shot guns ?
Jack Brewer: Why do I get the feeling Donna should, flee the country, change identity, and never ever talk to any of the Crawford's again?...
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Mia Lincoln to Kendall Crawford: Hey honey wuu2?
Kendall Crawford: Just going to bed really tried xx going to sleep soon, so wuu2?
Mia Lincoln: At Josh's party standing right behind you xx
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Kendall Crawford: Mia your such a bitch, you ruined my chances of going out with Jasmine. Bitch!
Mia Lincoln: Eh I've been called worse!
Kendall: Like what?
Mia: YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
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Kendall Crawford to Jasmine Ridge: You're really pretty :)
Jasmine Ridge: Really? Thanksx
Kendall Crawford: I really which there was something between us. ….
Jasmine Ridge: Me too!
Kendall Crawford: What? Xx
Jasmine Ridge: A continent! Xxx
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Carson Wills to Julie Crystal: yesterday you looked so hot,dressed up as Princess Leia xx
Julie Crystal:Thank you babe
Carson Wills: Maybe at the next party I could dress up as Luke Skywalker- X)
Julie Crystal: they are silbings xx
Milton Krupnick: Now a good boyfriend's ment to know that...aahahahha lmafo :)
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Jack Brewer to Kim Crawford: It smells like up sexy in here...
Kim Crawford: What is up sexy ?
Jack Brewer: Oh nothing much, what are you doing?
Kim Crawford: I hate you so much!
Jack Brewer: The more you hate the more you LOVE!
Kim Crawford: Oh really so that means you love your brother xx :)
Jerry Martinez: I never thought I'd say this but your girlfriend is a whole lot smarter than you! I'd never expect that after all she's a blonde LOL! Xx
Kim Crawford: You've just dug you're own grave sweetie xxx
Jack Brewer: You're right she's smart and a killer!
Kim Crawford: I think he already knows that, well did anyway.
Jerry Martinez: Goodbye x_x
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Eddie Jones to Stacie Turner: I'm so happy! xx YAY! Best day ever it's amazing!
Stacie Turner: Why?
Eddie Jones: I ran into your ex who is pervy and never stops bothering you …...
Stacie Turner: ….and you're happy about that why?
Eddie Jones: I ran into him with my motorbike...
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Julie Crystal attached a page below:
Wikipedia- I know everything!
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everyone
Youtube: I have all types of videos
Twitter: I help you follow people
Internet: Please without me, you are all nothing!
Electricity: Uh-huh! Keep talking, bitches xx keep talking xx
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Tammy Gellespie: Rudy I've got some bad news you're great Aunt Vikky passed away x lol xx lol, lol,lol,lol xx :(
Rudy Gellespie: Why is that funny?
Tammy Gellespie: IT'S NOT FUNNY! How is that funny?
Rudy Gellespie: mom, lol means laughing out loud!
Tammy Gellespie: You mean it doesn't mean lots of love?
Rudy Gellespie: yep
Tammy Gellespie: Great now I have to explain to people why I sent lol to everyone damn it!
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Grace Brewer to Kim Crawford: Babe thanks for lending me your laptop, to do my homework, what's the password?
Kim Crawford: password?
Grace Brewer: Yes what is the password?
Kim Crawford: password?
Grace Brewer: TELL ME THE PASSWORD ALREADY!
Kim Crawford: password?
Grace Brewer: TELL ME THE PASSWORD!
Kim Crawford: the password = password?
Grace Brewer:...I knew that...
Jack Brewer:Sure you did
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Jerry Martinez to Grace Brewer: I'm glad I got to meet Jack's little sister, a.k.a. YOU!
Grace Brewer: Same here? But I must ask why are you so glad?
Jerry Martinez: Because you remind me of my next girlfriend! Xx
Joey Brewer:Over mine and Jack's dead bodies!
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Kendall Crawford to Cathy Gradson: Wanna come over tonight? Xx
Cathy Gradson: I kind of what to, but I think this is moving to fast and I don't want in five years to be known as just one of your ex's x Then you'll be loving some other girl … :(
Kendall Crawford: Oh sure someday in five years from now I'll love another girl! And she call you mommy xx 3
Cathy Gradson: I'll be over in five xx
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Jack Brewer: Joey you were so wasted last night
Joey Brewer: No I wasn't
Jack Brewer: You took my toy parakeet bird and my piggy bank, threw them out the window yelling 'Angry Birds'
Joey Brewer: You're 16 and have a piggy bank and stuffed toys ?
Jack Brewer: Is that all you got from that?
Joey Brewer: Yeah
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Kim to Kendall Crawford: Bro you shouldn't drink so much at the parties you do when mom and dad are away
Kendall Crawford: Why I only get as drunk as I normally do x
Kim: You tackled Mrs Knight saying to your friends I'll hold the beast back! Run save yourseleves!
Kendall Crawford: ...Shit...
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Kendall Crawford to Joey Brewer: Your brother says you were so drunk last week, but last night was the worst!
Joey Brewer: Please I so was sober I even drove home!
Kendall Crawford:I drove you home, you sat in the front seat driving a plastic plate !
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Kim Crawford: Never give Milton Redbull again!
Milton McKrupnick:so I got a little hyper...
Kim Crawford: You jumped into the fountatin and started throwing the pennies out screaming I will find Atlanta! I will find it !
Milton McKrupnick: So I was somewhat filled with hyperness due to the substances red bull contains...
Kim Crawford: Somewhat? Oh yeah just a tiny little somewhat! Thank goodness there wasn't a fish bowl any where other wise you'd be searching for Patrick Star! And if there was pineapple you'd most likey we waiting for Spongebob!
Milton McKrupnick: Please Kim don't be crazy, anyway I'm just had another red bull and I think some beer, don't worry only two or three cans nothing that bad. I'm just going to Xaiver's private school for gifted children, in New York, I'm hoping to join the X-Men and work along side Storm and Wolverine.
Kim Crawford: Sure let me guess your the new addition the nerdator !
Jack Brewer: That's kind of sad..
Kim Crawford: Do you want to be SINGLE?
Jack Brewer: No.
Kim Crawford: Good then always say I'm right, why? Cause I freaking am!
Jack Brewer: Not to mention hot..
Kendall Crawford: Dude don't forget she's still my sister, even though we are best friends.
Jack Brewer: How can I forget? Whenever I come round you are always looking at us!
Kim Crawford: Yeah!
Kendall Crawford: Just keeping an eye on you two.
Kim Crawford: If anyone should be keeping an eye on anyone it should be mom on you!
Kendall Crawford: No comment.
Well folks I can't think of what else to do or say so that's a rap people! I hope this was interesting to say the least, please give me ideas for oneshots and review please !
Bye x