HERE'S CH.10! W00t...wow 'tis been a long time since I updated. Well I DID fall off a trampoline ppl! And add school and mountains of homework...anyway here is chapter 10 enjoy. Shout out to Katie u spaz and gaara's desert blossom the Bestest person ever who I dedicated this story too. Well...READ, Possibly enjoy, and REVIEW!

I sat up with a pounding head, a sore neck and to top it all off no oreos. Someone was going to be seriously injured. I heard shuffling to my right and whipped my head around, causing it to pop into place.

"OW!" I shouted falling off the bed and quickly standing up.

"You're awake." I turned to the sound of a familiar face and came face to face with sharkie.

I stared at him.

He stared back.

Stare.

Stare back.

Stare.

Stare back. With a cry of defiance I leapt at him and tackled him to the ground.

"KISAME YOU HO BAG! I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN TIME OUT AND WHAT DID YOU DO! YOU FRIGGIN' LEFT ME TO BE KNOCKED OUT BY A GUY THAT BLEW HIMSELF UP!" I began choking him until he turned blue...err...well he already WAS blue so I began choking him until his skin turned a normal color.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RUCKUS!" Itatchi burst into the room, dripping wet and shirtless, holding a towel around his waist. I turned my eyes on him and growled angrily.

"AND YOU OREO WITHHOLDER PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY TWIG!" pulling out a random twig I began poking Itatchi in the forehead continuously over and over again.

"What's going on?" I watched a panda walk in, he had on an army hat and was looking at Itatchi and I (who were now on the floor in a rather...um...EROTIC position).

"AND YOU GAARA IDENTITY STEALER!" I began chasing the bear who ran for his poor little life. Along the way I slammed right into someone.

"Ow. Oh hello Diedara-kun!" I said happily, my mood lightening instantly. The bear who was hiding behind Diedara, Itatchi and Kisame who had gathered themselves together all thought the same thing.

'That bi-polar psychopathic little thing.'

"Oh hello cutie!" Diedara said happily.

"Quit flirting with the hostage Diedara!" the panda shouted angrily.

"What? What? You were thinking the same thing un." Diedara replied happily hugging me against him.

"Why did you attack US and hug HIM!" Kisame shouted jumping in place.

"Because look at Diedara, he's so awesome." I said happily hugging Diedara back.

"Aww ..thanks un." Diedara said, anime tears rolling down his face dramatically.

"Anything for you Diedara." I replied.

"ENOUGH!" Itatchi, who had been silently twitching and for some random reason craving chocolate covered coffee beans, shouted angrily.

"I. WANT. MY. WOOFER!" I shouted tackling Itatchi and choking him.

"WHAT THE HELL IS A WOOFER!" Itatchi sputtered out between breaths, tears forming in his red eyes.

"I WANT MY WOOFER, POCKY, OREOS, CHOCOLATE COVERED COFFEE BEANS, MY PANDA, AND A BEARFISH RIGHT NOW!" I shouted, eyes wild and teeth bared.

"Okay love, okay." Diedara replied sweat dropping.

Thirty minutes later I was surrounded in my favorite treats, snuggling the choking panda close (they couldn't get the real one so I settled for Diedara's live one) and randomly busting out in a Swedish accent, "GET AWAY FROM THE GOAT!"

"Hey what am I doing here?" Itatchi sighed and everyone sweat dropped as I finally asked th question a normal person would have said when they first woke up.

"You're in the Akatsuki base, we have brought you here to train you and use you to get at Konoha..." itatchi trailed off and watched me jump around, hocked up on coffee beans, looking for everything.

"STOP JUMPING AROUND AND PAY ATTENTION!" he shouted a vein popping on his forehead.

I looked at him with wide eyes and smiled sweetly. I reached up my arms to him (for he was a lot taller than me). "Hug?" I whispered sweetly, the cat ears appearing once again.

Itatchi stood there silently, trying to ignore me.

'Must ignore cuteness.' he thought over and over again.

"Pwease?" I asked, my eyes growing wider, tears starting to form.

"ITATCHI YOU'RE SO CRUEL!" Diedara, Kisame, and the panda shouted jumping up and hugging me.

"Idiots." Itatchi muttered, leaving the love-fest behind.

'She almost had me there for a minute.' Itatchi thought angrily as he walked into the other room.

Well...Chapter 10 is completet. Sry about it I promise to update sooner next time! REVIEW! Or else I wont update for three years...AND I'll use the innocent look on you mwuah ha ha -cough- :)