Disclaimer:I don't own Twilight or the charaters .Or 'Dude where's My Car' although i do love the movie.
I just own the plot. Kinda :)
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BPOV
Chapter: 10
After the 'baby' conversation with Rose I was feeling really sober, which was weird because I drank 5 glasses of champagne and my alcohol tolerance level wasn't that high.
By the time I got home Esme and Dad were in bed, Alice was staying in Jaz' Emmett was dropping Rose home and Edward was 'god only knows' where.
So I was pretty much alone in the house. Yippee for me.
I changed out of my dress and put on pink 'juicy couture' boy shorts, that say 'juicy' on my ass, a 'ghost busters' t shirt that says 'I ain't afraid of no ghost' and a 'I love United States Army' hoodie from Victoria secret.
I cuddled up on the couch and put 'Dude Where's my Car?' into the DVD player and sat in front of the massive telly.
I was walking into the kitchen to make popcorn when Edward walked into the kitchen in just his jocks.
Holy Mary, Mother of God, what did I do to deserve this bittersweet punishment?
"...Hey?" It came out as more of a question. I was nervous, how could I not be? My sexy as hell, almost step brother was standing not even 5 feet away in just is underwear. If that isn't something to be nervous about what is?
I walked to the cupboard and took out the popcorn to make. I was reaching up high for the butter when I felt Edward's body behind me. Pressed into me.
Mmmmmmm.
He turned and whispered in my ear.
"You know better that to parade around the house in a pair of barley there boy shorts. Are you trying to get punished, you naughty girl." His voice was sultry and laced with innuendo. It was driving me crazy but if he wanted to play I would play.
I leant back into his crotch and heard his groan in pleasure.
I turned my head to his ear and whispered back with just as much lust in voice as he had.
"Maybe I do want to be punished, promise you'll do the 'punishing' Eddie?" He started to grind his -now- very hard crotch into my -now- very wet centre.
I pushed off him and walked back into the living as if nothing had affected me.
I sat down on the couch just as Edward had stormed into the room.
"What was that? You can't just leave me with this" he pointed to his dick. "and just walk off" he was angry, but I was furious.
What does he think I am? His personal whore?
Well you just asked him to 'punish' you in the most sexiest 'sex' voice you've ever done. Are you sure you're not his whore?
"Excuse me? I'll do what I want! Don't tell me what, or who to do! You can go fix your own problem!"
He suddenly grabbed me from the couch and pulled me to him. His mouth next to my ear and his dick pressing into my covered centre.
"You made the problem baby, don't you think you should, at least lend me a hand?"
"I don't think so Eddie. Why don't you go ask Tanya? Or one of the other sluts you have lined up. Oh and don't call me baby!"
I grabbed my hand back and sat back down. Edward was frowning and seemed far away.
He sat down next to me and turned me so I was facing him.
"I don't want anyone else to fix it for me. I only want you, Bella." His eyes were boring into mine and they seemed sincere.
He move a piece of hair out of my eyes and leaned in.
He kissed me sweet and slow and I could feel the passion building in my stomach.
His hands knotted in my hair and mine did the same.
Our moment was short lived when Emmett and Rose bounded in the door. I jumped across the room from Edward and saw Rose giving me a knowing smile, fortunately Emmett was none the wiser.
Edward was sitting there with a smirk the size of the USA on his face.
"Uh...Hey Rosie what are you guys doing here?"
She smirked. Oh great.
"Well, I thought since my parents are out that we'd let Ally and Jaz have some 'alone time' and come here. You don't mind Em and I interrupting do you?"
I glared at her as she snickered.
"Of course not, you want to watch 'Dude Where's my Car' with us?"
Her smirk turned into a genuine smile and she squealed.
"Oh My God, you knew I was coming!"
She ran and hugged me and we got comfortable on the couch. Edward had sat in one of the recliners and Emmett sat in the other while Rosalie and I took up the couch.
I turned to Rose at the tattoo part.
"Dude! You got a tattoo!"
"So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?"
""Sweet!" What about mine?"
""Dude!" What does mine say?"
We went on like that till Emmett cut in with a Chinese accent
"Yours say Dude, Yours say Sweet!"
It was funny as hell.
Some the movie ended and we were putting away the DVD.
"So, are you staying in my room, Emmett's room or a guest room?" I asked Rose.
He smiled and took my hand.
"Do you mind if I stay with Bells tonight, Em?"
"No Baby, you do your thing, I'll see you in the morning!" He leaned in and pecked her on the lips and me on the forehead.
He grabbed me in a bear crushing hug. "Sleep tight, Bells. I love both of you, see you in the morning!"
Rose and I made our way to bed and got in together. I was almost asleep when she opened he mouth.
"So you and Edward Eh?"
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