"YouTube Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with YouTube or any of its channels, nor do I own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE and its wrestlers are owned by it's chairman, Vince McMahon.
Summary: 40 YouTube superstars battle it out in an all out battle royal for $1,000,000 on the line and the title of World's Greatest YouTuber! Who'll stand the pain? Who'll stand the tears? Who will be victorious in this total internet war?
Chapter 10: No Wregrets
The carnage continued on through the night as another entrant entered.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #30: Linkara (Atop The 4th Wall)
After the buzzer sounded, a thick-bodied man with glasses, black kangol hat and brown trenchcoat came through the curtain to a bunch of screaming New Yorkers.
He wasn't alone though as he brought out some Batman and Superman comic books to throw to the audience.
Corey Graves: Oh great, as if this Rumble didn't get weirder.
Joey Styles: Entering number 30 is Linkara from Atop The 4th Wall, one of the shows from Channel Awesome!
Corey Graves: Why is he throwing comics all of a sudden? Is he cleaning out his house?
Joey Styles: Those are good comics he's giving to these fans! It's the totally bad comics that he hates!
After cleaning through his comics, Linkara entered the ring...
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...only for Muscles Glasses to come out of nowhere and hit him with the big boot! The impact sent Linkara over the top rope, but ended up bouncing back into the ring for safety!
Joey Styles: Oh my god!
Corey Graves: That geek almost nearly got himself out!
Joey Styles: Well, that was sure stupid of Linkara to do that!
While Linkara was busy getting his senses back into place, Anthony Padilla was busy trying to lift up Harley Morenstein with a piledriver.
He managed to get him off his feet for a second, only for him to wrench his back.
Joey Styles: Padilla having a hard time getting Harley off the ground!
Corey Graves: Harley must've ate a whole lot of bacon before this event started.
Joey Styles: You could be right!
As Padilla held onto his back, Harley tripped Padilla down to the floor, holding him right in slingshot position.
Harley then looked around to the crowd, spinning their wrists in hopes of seeing a big giant swing occur in this Rumble.
Corey Graves: What's Harley got planned now?
Joey Styles: I don't know, but that smirk says something!
Wrapping around Padilla's ankles very tightly, Harley began spinning him around with a giant swing!
One by one, he was sending Anthony through a never-ending vortex of motion sickness. Everyone in the Hammerstein Ballroom counted every rotation that Harley was pulling off. By now, Harley had spun Padilla around 14 times, leaving one-half of Smosh sick to his stomach.
Corey Graves: Look, he's still spinning him around! He's like a frickin' tornado!
Joey Styles: I'm thinking Padilla's gonna need a barf bag for this ride!
Corey Graves: He's gonna need way more than that, Joey.
Harley wasn't stopping the swing. The bearded Sauce Boss kept spinning him around and around until he was getting dizzy. But not once was he showing any fatigue or dizziness from this swing.
But after 40 seconds into Harley's giant swing, Steve Shives came from the top rope and decked Harley with a missile dropkick, sending both men down!
Joey Styles: Steve Shives out of nowhere with that dropkick.
Corey Graves: *gulping* I hope Padilla doesn't throw up all over the ring...
While Padilla was doing his best to hold in his bile, the crowd all turned to the stage, seeing the clock display on the titantron.
They were anticipating who would be number 31 in the match.
Joey Styles: We got number 31 coming our way!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #31: Brian Zane (Wrestling With Wregret)
When the buzzer sounded off, a skinny guy with glasses, a black football jersey with the number 10, and purple shorts came running down the aisle to a lukewarm ovation from the New York crowd.
Corey Graves: Okay, I'm not familiar with him.
Joey Styles: Apparently not. It's Brian Zane from the fastest-rising wrestling show on YouTube, Wrestling With Wregret! And his channel is having this close to reaching 100,000 subscribers!
Corey Graves: I thought he was one of the fans at ringside.
As Brian got in the ring, Stephen Quire tried to surprise him with a Discus Clothesline.
Luckily, Brian managed to duck the hit and connected the madman with a dropkick.
Joey Styles: He got him with the dropkick.
And yet, Brian got him with another dropkick.
As Stephen got up, Brian hit him with a hiptoss and dropped the elbow on his chest.
Corey Graves: This nerd's on fire!
Joey Styles: He drops the elbow!
While Brian Zane was busy taking care of Stephen, the Right SmarkBuster was trying to lift up the Angry Video Game Nerd with a german suplex.
He tried lifting him up the best that he could, but the Nerd hooked his ankle around Righty's, leaving him unlifted as possible!
Joey Styles: Righty trying to go Suplex City on the Nerd.
Corey Graves: I think he's using some kind of cheat code, Joey.
Joey Styles: Could be!
Righty tried to lift him up again, but the Nerd responded back with a low-blow right to the johnson!
The crowd couldn't help but cringe heavily from that scene. Righty ended up holding onto his special friends tightly.
Joey Styles: OH MY!
Corey Graves: There goes his chance of ever having kids again.
Righty dragged himself over the ropes in hopes of recovering from that nut shot.
But it was a mistake for him as the Nerd tightened up his Power Glove. As the Right SmarkBuster got up, The Nerd rushed at him and nailed Righty in the back of the head, sending him over the top and onto the floor!
Joey Styles: Looks like Righty's smarkbusting comes to an end here in the Rumble!
Corey Graves: Thank goodness that Smark's gone.
21st Eliminated: Right SmarkBuster; Eliminated by: Angry Video Game Nerd; Duration:
As Righty was getting up from that hit, Steve Shives was trapping Harley Morenstein with a sleeperhold.
Meanwhile, Teddy Rubskin decided to play ninja by going to the top rope. As Steve still locked Harley in, Teddy leaped up to the air and latched right on the back of Steve's head, connecting him with little paw shots!
Joey Styles: Check that out! Air Teddy just flew!
Corey Graves: Well, this is starting to get awkward.
Teddy Rubskin: *to Steve* How dare you block me on Twitter, ya fu***n idiot?!
Steve Shives: *to Teddy* I only block people more strange than me, a**hole!
Now getting enraged, Steve managed to grab Teddy from his claws and faced him head-on.
While Teddy was dying to break free, the atheist had a few choice of words for him.
Steve Shives: *to Teddy* Hey Teddy, block this!
With added force of a kicker, Steve kicked Teddy like a football over the top rope and onto the floor, landing right on the Right SmarkBuster!
Corey Graves: Thank goodness that teddy bear's gone. I don't have to see him anymore.
Joey Styles: Rumble's over for Teddy Rubskin!
22nd Eliminated: Teddy Rubskin; Eliminated by: Steve Shives; Duration:
While both Teddy and Righty left up the ramp, the Rumble clock lit up again.
Every New Yorker all turned to the stage again, awaiting number 32's arrival in the match.
Corey Graves: We're nearly getting down the wire! Who's next?
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #32: The Nostalgia Critic
As the buzzer finished sounding, a man with a black hat, glasses, black coat, red tie, and goatee came out to a very huge reaction from the crowd.
To pump the 32nd entrant up, the crowd all chanted "Critic" repeatedly for extra firepower.
Joey Styles: OH MY!
Corey Graves: Here's another one of my favorites to win this!
Joey Graves: From Channel Awesome, here comes the one and only, Nostalgia Critic!
After adjusting his glasses, the Nostalgia Critic dashed to the ring.
And as soon as he got in, he snuck out his right fist to the faces of Muscles Glasses, Damien Walters, Linkara and Anthony Padilla.
Joey Styles: Look at this, the Nostalgia Critic's cleaning house!
Brian Zane tried to hit the Critic out of nowhere, but the Critic hit Zane right in the gut.
Somehow, it was all followed by a Stone Cold Stunner, getting Brian down on the mat!
Corey Graves: Stone Cold Stunner!
Joey Styles: That was nearly enough to knock his glasses out!
After the Critic got up, he turned around to the Angry Video Game Nerd standing right before him.
This is when things were about to get real. The crowd all stood up altogether, trading out chants of 'Let's go, Nerd" and "Let's go, Critic" back and forth. The staredown between these middle-aged internet critics was getting tense like being stuck out at an abandoned wild west setting. The Nerd ended up adjusting his Power Glove while at the same time the Nostalgia Critic was adjusting his hat.
This was about to be brutal as it was.
Joey Styles: You can cut the tension with a knife here, Corey!
Corey Graves: It feels like I'm watching Balor vs. Samoa Joe here!
Joey Styles: Except that it's much better!
Before they could even think about landing the first punch, they noticed both Steve Shives and Harley Morenstein trying to strike them both.
Using quick reflexes, both the Nerd and Critic struck them both and kept them trapped in the turnbuckles. The Nerd was busy getting out chops to Steve while the Critic was punching away at Harley's gut.
Joey Styles: Look at the Nerd and Critic go!
Corey Graves: I think I could smell a team coming here!
As both Steve and Harley were roughed up from the get-go, both the Nerd and Critic nodded to each other.
The two internet critics both whipped Steve and Harley...
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...who ended up running through Stephen Quire, resulting in a human three-man sandwich!
Joey Styles: OW! That was unfortunate!
Corey Graves: Talk about a sandwich!
As both Shives, Morenstein and Quire were caught in a state of confusion, both the Nerd and Critic went into three point stances.
And then, they took off on their feet, blasting both Stephen Quire with a Fall of Man! Nerd got him with the uppercut while the Critic tripped Quire off his feet with a leg sweep.
Joey Styles: The Fall of Man! That hurts for Stephen Quire!
Corey Graves: I bet he's gonna freak-out any minute from that move!
While Stephen was spazzing from that move, both The Nerd and Critic continued their little staredown.
But it was short-lived as they looked to the stage, awaiting number 33 in the match.
Joey Styles: Here comes number 33 in the match! Who's it gonna be?
To be continued next chapter...
Sorry, I had to make this short. Why did I make it short? I don't know. Must be some force of reason. Anyway, fact time!
People still in the ring: 10
People still left to go: 7
Eliminated: Tron Guy, Star Wars Kid, BlackCriticGuy, Grim, Pickleboy, Sam Pepper, Dino Winwood, Nostalgia Chick, AlphaOmegaSin, Robert Seidelman, McJuggerNuggets, Left SmarkBuster, Irate Gamer, EpicLLOYD, JonTron, Jenna Marbles, Trisha Paytas, Markiplier, Pat The NES Punk, Ian Hecox, Right SmarkBuster, Teddy Rubskin
Still in the ring: Angry Video Game Nerd, Anthony Padilla, Brian Zane, Damien Walters, Harley Morenstein, Linkara, Muscles Glasses, Nostalgia Critic, Stephen Quire and Steve Shives
Who's drawn number 33 in the YouTube Royal Rumble?
Will the alliance between the Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic last?
Will the Rumble move on without Teddy Rubskin?
Will someone pass me the salt?
It's gonna get rowdy next chapter, so feedbacks are welcome, wrestling fans! Until next time, f**k Cody Rhodes.