Louise turned to look lovingly over at her loving new gee eff Thelma.
"Hawt dawg, Thelma! Y'all has niiice titties!" she hollered!
"Omg Louise, youse is nice cunt lips they smell like roses, feel like apple pie, look like the gate o' heaven, taste like the fountain o' youth and sound like ... well if I lube up ma fingers and squelch em round it sounds like a plunger down the toilet. THAT'S HAWT!!!" Thelma the heterosexual replied.
"Shut up you dyke kunt!" Louise Leanne replied. She recalled the past few days. Along with fellow survivors Mercedes (Kiba), Aurora Borealis, Rhianna, Thcott, Scott and ... yeah that's it ... there were now in the caravan Chris Brown, Rhainna's new bee eff, Thelma, the dyke kunt, and Claw, long lost sister of dusk ... she had electrodactyly which pretty much means she has lobster claws for hands.
"Claw! I would let you drive but I'm too afraid your fuckin lobster claws would chop up the wheel ... but whaddya say Edwina Scissorhands, wanna trim my bush?"
She held up a hydrangea bush simultaneously. Claw trimmed it down to size.
"Fuckin' dumb claw bitch, I was talkin' bout ma pussy! You just ruined my plant!" She snapped one of Claw's claws as per clause five of Louise Leanne caravan rules: don't ruin her hyndrangea bush cause if you do you're a cunt.
So the group were driving to Mandurah in order to escape the horror of urban life. They were headed to the horror of suburban life. Oh and I forgot, Brenda the chilli philli bitch was with them too. And she said:
"I have a boat in Mandurah we can all go stay in! We'll sail to Indonesia and stay there! Maybe we'll be safe ... maybe there is hope."
"Yeah, mama!" cried Kiba. "We will be safe there! There are heaps of islands and we can stay on one that isn't inhabited! I can see it now ... we will live off the land until this illness dies out. We'll be okay in Indonesia! This is the bestest most safest idea ever! What do you say?" She stood up at the end of her impassioned speech and the whole party gazed at the niggerobama admiringly. Bar Louise:
"Narrr I hate asians."
They entered the freeway but the way was not free of cars and wreckages amongst which zombies staggered. The caravan cranked up to 5 kilmoetres an hour but the horde began to gain on them.
"OMG WES GONNA DIE!" screamed everyone except for Thelma coz her mouth was full blowing Louise.
"JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!" cried niggerhianna. With that, Chris Brown seductively embraced her, carressed his way up her curvacious body, wrapped his arms around her tender neck .
and began to throttle the bitch whilst punching her in the face. Kiba was overcome with her own memory of being beaten by her ex bee eff. She began to boil inside, it was all rising ... wait no ... it was all going down. Her cunt exploded in ecstasy. She began to spout from all three orifices and thus the caravan was projected at the speed of orgasm all the way to Mandurah.
They had arrrrriiivvvveeeddddd!
"Hawt dawg, Thelma! Y'all has niiice titties!" she hollered!
"Omg Louise, youse is nice cunt lips they smell like roses, feel like apple pie, look like the gate o' heaven, taste like the fountain o' youth and sound like ... well if I lube up ma fingers and squelch em round it sounds like a plunger down the toilet. THAT'S HAWT!!!" Thelma the heterosexual replied.
"Shut up you dyke kunt!" Louise Leanne replied. She recalled the past few days. Along with fellow survivors Mercedes (Kiba), Aurora Borealis, Rhianna, Thcott, Scott and ... yeah that's it ... there were now in the caravan Chris Brown, Rhainna's new bee eff, Thelma, the dyke kunt, and Claw, long lost sister of dusk ... she had electrodactyly which pretty much means she has lobster claws for hands.
"Claw! I would let you drive but I'm too afraid your fuckin lobster claws would chop up the wheel ... but whaddya say Edwina Scissorhands, wanna trim my bush?"
She held up a hydrangea bush simultaneously. Claw trimmed it down to size.
"Fuckin' dumb claw bitch, I was talkin' bout ma pussy! You just ruined my plant!" She snapped one of Claw's claws as per clause five of Louise Leanne caravan rules: don't ruin her hyndrangea bush cause if you do you're a cunt.
So the group were driving to Mandurah in order to escape the horror of urban life. They were headed to the horror of suburban life. Oh and I forgot, Brenda the chilli philli bitch was with them too. And she said:
"I have a boat in Mandurah we can all go stay in! We'll sail to Indonesia and stay there! Maybe we'll be safe ... maybe there is hope."
"Yeah, mama!" cried Kiba. "We will be safe there! There are heaps of islands and we can stay on one that isn't inhabited! I can see it now ... we will live off the land until this illness dies out. We'll be okay in Indonesia! This is the bestest most safest idea ever! What do you say?" She stood up at the end of her impassioned speech and the whole party gazed at the niggerobama admiringly. Bar Louise:
"Narrr I hate asians."
They entered the freeway but the way was not free of cars and wreckages amongst which zombies staggered. The caravan cranked up to 5 kilmoetres an hour but the horde began to gain on them.
"OMG WES GONNA DIE!" screamed everyone except for Thelma coz her mouth was full blowing Louise.
"JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!" cried niggerhianna. With that, Chris Brown seductively embraced her, carressed his way up her curvacious body, wrapped his arms around her tender neck .
and began to throttle the bitch whilst punching her in the face. Kiba was overcome with her own memory of being beaten by her ex bee eff. She began to boil inside, it was all rising ... wait no ... it was all going down. Her cunt exploded in ecstasy. She began to spout from all three orifices and thus the caravan was projected at the speed of orgasm all the way to Mandurah.
They had arrrrriiivvvveeeddddd!
THE END!!!!!!1