Back to some crack... later in this chapter.

My god. Dante, stop being so bipolar!

Apparently, I have to sit and watch a baseball game. Apparently Joey plays baseball now. Apparently, I don't care.

I yawned. I had to come to watch this? It's been a month since the Mukuro incident and now I'm low on cash. Alfred will only be able to barely pay the bills. Oh great, I have to go back to my job. I glanced around boredly. I still don't understand. Why do I really have to be here?

Oh. A home-run.

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"You're as indifferent as usual," Joey muttered. I brought him his lunch today. He forgot this time.

"Mm," I didn't really pay attention to what he was saying. "Oh yeah, tell Alfred and Maria I'll be out working tonight."

"Whatever."

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I looked down at my current customer. It was some middle-aged man. I frowned momentarily and then went back to acting.

How much longer will I have to put up with this all?

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I gazed blankly out the window. Quiet Sunday morning. Days like these don't last long. I glanced at my black cabbie. I gripped the pillow I happened to be holding onto. It's haunting.

You look exactly like her!

Did I really? I pondered that. I sighed and looked over at a picture frame beside my bed. There was a burnt picture of me as a five year old child and three other people. They were all taller than me in the photo, so their faces and top parts were burnt off. I frowned. What did they look like? Honestly, I myself do not remember the faces of the people in that photo. It could possibly even be my parents, but I have no memories of what they look like. What happened?

I do not recall anything of them except for my father's name, Alfred had told me it. All I have left to remember them by is my cabbie and this photo, if it really was them. I furrowed my eyebrows. People say one of the most precious things you have is your memories, others say it's the days you spent together that you remember each other by. What if you don't have memories at all?

Alfred had always refused to talk to me about how my parents passed away. He also claims to not know much about my parents or even myself. Do I know myself..? I hardly remember any of my childhood memories… I've been told who I am is who I am, but could you possible not know who you were? I sighed and plopped my head down. I hated thinking.

BANG!

OUCH! I forgot about my bedpost! I gripped my head and then gritted my teeth. I wanted to cry.

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I stared at my unappetizing lunch. What the frack did Maria make me? It looked… Extremely strange to the max! Quoting a Ryohei like answer of course. I closed my bento with a grimace. I'd rather starve. Oh wait… I blinked. I had money to buy food. I'm an idiot. I grumbled and headed to school store.

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Well. All they seemed to have left was some Melon Bread. I sounded good, I supposed. I bought about three. I was hungry, so what? I headed for the roof, which seemed to be isolated.

I bit into one. My eyes widened and watered. It was delicious! I quickly munched one down and licked my lips and hands clean of any filling that may have squirted out of the bun. I growled. Some of this wasn't coming off my hand… I lapped harder until it finally came off.

"Sticky," I muttered.

"Reborn! You can't be serious! Testing a new bullet on Asakura-san!?" I heard Tsuna's voice exclaim in disbelief. Test a new bullet on me? What's that mean?

"Dame-Tsuna."

"Hiiii!!!" I heard some thumping and I assumed Reborn kicked Tsuna down the stairs. I sweat dropped and reached for another pack. The door bursted open and I found myself flying backwards until I hit the fencing.

"Owwie!"I murmured, rubbing my back with my eyes shut tight.

"Uwah! He shot her!" Tsuna exclaimed and I blinked. I got shot…?

"Um…," I murmured I cracked open an eye.

"Herbivores, no destroying school property," Hibari muttered, walking onto the roof. I blushed. Huh? Why was I blushing? Actually, the more I think about it, I was starting to feel strange. I glanced over a nervous Tsuna and I nearly drooled. WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON?

I didn't know what exactly was going on, but I felt strange, almost amazing… I grabbed onto Tsuna and kissed his right on the lips, tongue and all. I think that was his first kiss, but I continued to kiss him.

"Public display of affection?" Hibari growled. I licked my lips after pulling back from the kiss. I grinded myself against Tsuna, who bit his lip. I could sense that Hibari was not pleased, but I was in need! Why was I feeling this way!?

I glanced over at Hibari. That's where even more hell began. I went over and pulled him into a lip lock. He growled as I slipped my tongue past his lips. He brushed my tongue lightly before biting down. I shrieked and pulled back.

"What an interesting outcome of this bullet," I heard Reborn say thoughtfully. My legs were growing weak and I fell down onto my bum. I held onto my skirt so it didn't fly up in strange directions.

"Herbivore, what do you think you're doing?" Hibari muttered, pulling out his tonfas. Oh gawd, did I tell you he looks hot like that? I mean like HOT! I glanced over and Tsuna looked so CUTE! He still seemed to be dazed by the kiss. I mentally smacked myself. What was going on!?

"Seems to be a strange bullet," Reborn said. I'm not daring enough to look at him. "It seems whoever Dante lays her eyes upon, she turns very lustful towards them." I could hear the mirth in his voice. "Hibari."

"What is it, infant?"

"You're in charge of taking care of Dante."

WHAT!?