A/N: Still in Edward's POV. As I said, this is the lat chapter unless my wonderful reviewers think of something else.

Disclaimer: I always look down on the authors who just put 'I don't own Twilight' for the disclaimer, but I have to admit I'm running out of cute and funny ways to say it…thinks HA! I thought of one!

Okay, so this llama appeared one day and said, "You want me to give you the idea for the best story EVER?" I thought about it, but my mommy had always told me not to trust talking llamas, so I said no. I'm guessing the llama went to Stephenie Meyer next… So now, I believe EVERYTHING LLAMAS SAY.

One of the dorky kids from school raised their hand tentatively, ignoring the looks that they received for raising their hand outside of a classroom.

"Yes?" Jessica called, smirking as the hand fell quickly back to the owner's side.

"How about the cha-cha slide?" The boy asked, thinking how nervous he was that so many people were paying close attention to him at once.

Bella, who was sitting next to me with her legs draped across my lap, blinded me with a brilliant smile. "Yeah!" she said loudly, clearly showing her approval for this so called 'cha-cha slide'. I'd never heard of it before, but her smile showed that it was clearly something she enjoyed. Emmett and Rosalie walked back though the door, smelling very strongly of each other, and I desperately hoped that whatever they had done; they hadn't done in the Volvo. Emmett was smirking, his arm wrapped tightly around Rosalie's waist, clearly showing that she was taken and happy. The boys in the room were still thinking vulgar thoughts and, from the look on Jasper's face, still feeling quite lusty.

The 'cha-cha slide' was seconded by a few more people before Jessica agreed to it, standing up and walking over to a cd rack sitting on a table. She pulled out a cd, and inserted it carefully into the cheap CD player. A loud rapper-like beat started up as everyone scrambled to separate parts of the room. Bella jumped up, taking my hand, and dragged me to a corner of the room opposite of most of the other people. Emmett, knowing that whatever it was Bella would probably trip and make it amusing, came to stand next to us. Alice, always ready for fun, also joined us, dragging Jasper with her. Rosalie remained seated, glaring at Bella for taking her husband away from her. Emmett motioned for Rosalie to come and join us, but she crossed her legs, settling into the brown leather couch.

Bella's face was practically lighting up the room, she was smiling so hard. Her happiness instantly rubbed off onto me, causing my face to also break into a large goofy grin. Bella started bobbing to the beat, and I realized that she was going to dance! MY no-dancing-ever-allowed-Bella was really going to dance to a song! And she looked like she was going to enjoy it too!

This is something new the Casper slide part 2
featuring the platinum band and this time we're
gonna get funky( funky, funky, funky)

Funky (funky, funky, funky)
everybody clap your hands (hands)
clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
alright now we gonna do the basic steps

Everyone in the room started clapping to the beat; my family were the only ones not clapping, except Bella, who was clapping enthusiastically with the rest of the room. She motioned for me to clap too, and mouthed to me 'just do what the dude says.' I nodded to her, understanding the point of the song. I quickly spoke to the rest of my family, at vampire volume and speed, telling them what they were supposed to do. Emmett looked like a little kid on Christmas, doing everything the song said as if his life depended on it.

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hump this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
cha-cha real smooth
turn it out

Emmett appeared to wonder why the DJ had just said 'hump' and when everyone in the room hopped up and down once, he figured out that they didn't mean that type of hump. The rest of my family seemed to greatly sliding right and left, as did beautiful Bella, who was still dancing!

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hump this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
cha-cha now ya'll

Now it's time to get funky

We were the only ones on this side of the room, and some of the people on the other side of the room were whispering to their friends about how they thought they were better at this than us. Unfortunately, Emmett heard them and his competitive streak kicked in. He started using just a little bit of his abilities to make his moved appear twice as graceful and smooth. Alice smiled, having a vision of the competition that was soon to follow.

To the right now
to the left
take it back now y'all
One hump this time
One hump this time
right foot 2 stomps
left foot 2 stomps
slide to the left
slide to the right
criss cross
criss cross
cha-cha real smooth

My family started to move in sync with each other, making our actions mirror each others. Bella was laughing, honoring the room with the sound of it. She danced this like she'd done it millions of times before, which she probably had; if everyone in the room knew it, then it must be a popular song. My family was really getting the hang of it now, having been confused for a few seconds about 'criss-cross. Bella was noticing how in tune we were with each other and effortlessly joined in, I was surprised that she managed to keep up with our quick movements, but I'd often heard that clumsy people make the best dancers. Well, if that was the case, I intended to enter Bella and I in the dancing Olympics.

Let's go to work
To the left
take it back now y'all
two humps this time
two humps this time
right foot 2 stomps
left foot 2 stomps
hands on your knees
hands on your knees
get funky with it
awww yeah

Come on!
cha-cha now y'all

Turn it out

Now, almost everyone on the opposite side of the room was trying to out-dance us. I felt their competitive-ness from Jasper's mind, and I chuckled as I saw Mike Newton fall over himself in his pathetic attempts to impress Bella. His dancing skills were just as bad as his singing 'skills' which meant that he looked like a walrus out of water, that was high on limjack. [Okay, for full limjack story, see below.

To the left
take it back now y'all
5 humps this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
right foot again
left foot again
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
FREEZE!
Everybody clap your hands!

I was almost deafened by the loud clapping, filling every corner of the room. Those kids that had considered themselves too mature to do this 'cha-cha slide' had now all gotten up and joined in the dance, leaving only Rosalie sitting; alone on the couch. She was very irritated by this, and she stood up smoothly, striding through the front door, confident that someone would follow her. No one did.

Come on y'all
check it out y'all, huh!

Everyone was still 'cha-cha-ing' and laughing, while my entire family was laughing at each other (and the humans) but still enjoying themselves thoroughly. I looked over at Bella, who was cha-cha-ing by moving fluidly from one dance position to another. I made a mental note to tell her that she was dancing like a pro, and then dazzle her into letting me teach her how to really dance.

How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never, never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
One hump

Everyone in the room had inched down slowly to the floor, laying completely on it for a second, before jumping up again to resume the song. My family and I just stood there, watching Bella lay down flat before being the first human to jump up as high as possible.

Right foot now
left foot now y'all
cha-cha real smooth
turn it out
to the left
take it back now y'all
one hump this time
one hump this time
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
Slide to the left
slide to the right
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
Cha-cha now y'all
cha-cha again
cha-cha now y'all
cha-cha again
turn it out

The 'reverse' fazed us for a second, but only a second. I made another mental note to get this song; Bella was laughing and smiling so much I thought her cheeks might burst with happiness. This is what Bella would be missing if I changed her, as she claimed she wanted me to. I stored that away for further thinking, probably when Bella fell asleep.


To the left
take it back now y'all
2 humps, 2 humps!
Right foot let's stomp,
left foot let's stomp,
Charlie brown!
Hop it out now.

My family froze again when the man said 'Charlie Brown' and once again looked to Bella for leadership. She was doing some strange move where she put one arm around her neck, and held her right foot in the other. Then it looked like she tried to make her elbows meet while hopping up and down on her remaining foot. I could tell that that was a disaster in the making and held out my arms in just enough time to catch Bella on her fall. She blushed, still smiling at me, and climbed out of my arms, continuing to dance the remainder of the song.

Slide to the right
slide to the left
take it back now y'all
cha-cha now y'all

oh yeah

um-hm.

Yea
Do that stuff
oh yeah!
I'm outta here y'all
PEACE!

The song drifted to a close, and the laughter of all the people in the room reverberated off the walls, but none comparing to the beauty of Bella's. I read through Jessica's mind that the party was basically over. The rest of the time would just be spent playing inappropriate games that I didn't want Bella involved in. I scooped her up off the ground, calling softly to my family that we were leaving, they confirmed with their thoughts that they had heard and disappeared out the door ahead of us.

"Edward!" Bella protested, "I don't want to leave yet!"

I heard a particular thought from Mike Newton that almost made me turn around right there in the middle of a room full of children and tear his heart out. I prayed to anyone listening that Newton wouldn't voice his request. Of course Mike, being the love-struck-idiot that he is, raised his hand with an idea.

"Mike?" Jessica said, still giggling from the cha-cha slide.

"Anyone wanna play 'spin the bottle'?" Mike said, making a low, almost unheard growl come out my throat. He was looking directly at Bella, and she met his gaze for a split second before turning back to me whispering "Let's go."

A/N: This is the last chapter!!! I'm sorry if anyone wanted more, but my idea-bank has gone bankrupt for this story. Over 200 reviews! (230 counting Murmmer's special review) I am shocked speechless! Thank you so much to all of ya'll and I'll post the song list in the next chapter.

Thank you so much to all of ya'll and this has been so much fun writing, and reading all of the reviews! I love everyone who reviewed, especially those who added it to their favorites.

Again, thank you all so much!

Love, Llama mama23

[Okay, the 'limjack' joke in here is related to a drug test that we had at school one day. It asked us things like 'how many times a week do you do drugs' and 'on average, how many cans of beer do you drink per month' and stupid things like that… But on the back page it asks things like, 'have you done marijuana' 'have you done heroin' questions similar to that, and one of the questions was 'have you done limjack?' They made up a drug name! To see who was taking it seriously and who was bubbling in the worst choices for each (hehe, guess which one I was…)

Anyways, I think it's hilarious, and when someone does something stupid, I say 'were you smoking limjack?' or something similar to that effect. (and to those wondering, I am POSETIVE that it is not a real drug…they MADE IT UP

REVIEW! Is it possible for me to reach 400? crosses fingers