Chapter 10
Pompey,
I see. (WHY ISN'T HE AT LEAST SUSPICIOUS ABOUT KYUUBI?!)
Ma Chao
Crassus,
Firstly, My name is not one word. It's Ma Chao. Secondly, The letter from Caesar, I forwarded it to your late friend, Brutus.
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LATE?!
Marcus Crassus
Marcus Crassus,
Kyuubi killed him since he was suspicious of her. In fact, she's a foreign demon in disguise.
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
I FOUND THE LETTER THAT JULIUS GAVE YOU! HOW DARE HE! Very well, I shall pray to the gods for help. In the meantime, send troops of your own to assist my legions.
Marcus Crassus
Kyuubi,
(attached was an anti demon bomb that explodes upon opening)
(Huh. That worked.)
Ma Chao,
I thank you for your bravery! Now, to teach Julius a lesson for being so careless!
Crassus
Cai Wenji,
So to settle the feud, the sent surveys to me? Fine.
Ma Chao
Cao Cao's Survey
1. Are you gay?
NO
2. What kind of horses do you have?
YOUR HORSE, Mahogany and Birch
3. Will you give my horse back?
NO!
4. Wang Yi kills 60 peons per minute. How many would she kill in 30 minutes?
1800 (Math questions? Seriously?)
5. How many times does your cousin paint in a week?
Like 10 per week.
6. Are you single?
Yes, THANKS TO YOU!
7. Who would Wang Yi kill first? You or Zhang He?
Me, obviously (Dumbass. It's already obvious.)
8. Do you eat horsemeat?
(Ugh. F*** this s***!)
Yue Jin's Survey
1. Are you single?
Yes.
2. Why did you leave Shu?
Zhao Yun is gay.
3. Was Mulan a good movie?
Okay-ish
4. Frozen?
Never watched it.
5. Fifty Shades of Gray?
Nope.
6. Lion King?
Okay-ish
7. Avengers?
Damn right.
8. Human Centipede?
(WHY THE F*** DID YOU MENTION THAT MOVIE WANG YI SENT TO ME?!)
Cao Cao and Yue Jin,
To be honest, BOTH YOUR SURVEYS SUCK! I couldn't stand the eighth questions in them!
Ma Chao
Marcus Crassus,
Kyuubi might come back. Be on your guard. And you just made a friend out of me.
Ma Chao