Various entries into the World's Shortest Crossovers at PPMB

(The Old Man's War)

Daria stood looking at herself in the mirror trying to absorb the changes. She looked 25 again, was green, and was in better shape than the entire Lawndale Football team had ever been. The fact she had cat eyes, helped distract from the fact she didn't need her glasses anymore.

Her door opened, a young & green Jane leaned leaned against the door frame and said, "C'mon, slow poke, let's go for a run. Then we'll rustled up a couple of these fine young gentlemen, and have our way with them."

(Sherlock Holmes)

Greetings readers, My name is Daria Morgendorffer. Let me tell you how I meet Jane Lane, and assisted her in solving the case, I call "The Study in Scarlet".

(Yu-Gi-Oh)

Daria stood on one of side of the dueling platform atop the Kaiba Corp blimp, across from her stood Jane. On the field, was a Blue-Eyes White Dragon on Daria's side of the field, while Slifer the Sky Dragon covered Jane's side of the field. Neither had any spell or trap cards on the field. (LP: Daria - 1000; Jane - 500)

"You defeated Obelisk the Tormentor, Jane. But I'm going to win this duel, and get your God card." Daria said as she drew a card. "First, I play Monster Reborn to bring my 2nd Blue-Eyes White Dragon back to the field. Now I play Polymerization, to fuse my 3 Dragons to summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon." Revealing the Third Blue Eyes White Dragon in her hand. "Since you have 4 cards in your hand, Silfer only has 4000 Attack Points. With Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon's 4500 Attack points, I'm going to destroy your God Card and win this duel. Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon attack with Neutron Blast." As the attack faded, Jane was still standing with no change in her lifepoints.

Jane spoke with the deeper voice that she had when Yami took control, "I discard Kuriboh from my hand to stop all Battle Damage, Kaiba. You may have defeated Slifer the Sky Dragon, but this duel has not ended yet."

"Fine, show me how you're going to try to defeat me. I set one card face down and end my turn."

(Ah My Goddess)

Jane reached out of the blanket she had wrapped around her, and picked up the phone. Hitting the quick dial, she was surprised to hear, "You've reached the Goddess Relief Hotline. A representative will contact you shortly." instead of the usual greeting from the pizza place. Jane hung up, and dialed the pizza place again. As she placed the phone down, the TV suddenly switched from Sick Sad World to a video of a girl with reddish brown hair and glasses, wearing a green ancient Greek dress. The girl seemed to be looking around Jane's room, then Jane started to think she was dreaming or hallucinating, as the girl grabbed either side of the TV screen and started pulling herself out of the TV. Seconds later, Jane was backing towards the door as she stared at the girl that was floating in front of her.

"I'm not here to hurt you, Jane." The girl said. "I'm Daria, Goddess, 2nd Class, Limited. You've been granted one wish, and I'm here to facilitate the process."

"A goddess of what, and how do you know my name?" Jane said quickly.

"Cynics, and I read your file from Yggdrasil." Daria answered. "So what do you want to wish for?"