Restraunt


Sonic: We are here at a restraint acting as waiters. But the others are going to tell us to do stuff a waiter wouldn't normally do.

Shadow: Basically, we have to do and say what the other guys say.

Silver: If you don't YOU LOSE!

Blade: It's game time boys! *stuffs a slice of pizza in mouth*

Sonic: Dafuq?

Sonic's turn

Sonic walks out of the employee door with a waiter's uniform on. He walks to a table with a family of 3 alligators.

Sonic: How may I help you guys?

Shadow: Sonic, see the teenage girl alligator?

Sonic: Yes...I see that the young gator wants a fruit salad.

Shadow: Secretly ask her dad for her phone number!

Sonic: Hehehe... um excuse me sir?

Dad: Yes?

Sonic: Would you like to join our advantage club and get 25% discounts?

Shadow: Ahh...clever.

Dad: Well, what do I have to put down.

Sonic: Your name, your daughter's name, and her phone number.

Daughter: Teehee!

Dad: Excuse me?

Shadow: Hey he did it.

Sonic walks to a single rabbit woman sitting at a table.

Silver: Sonic, sit down across from her and greet yourself.

Sonic eyeballs a nearby camera, but sits down.

Sonic: Name's Sonic. *hold out hand*

Rabbit: Jessica. *shakes hand*

Silver: Not done yet Sonic, say "zero"

Sonic: Zero.

Jessica: What's zero?

Silver: Those are my chances with you!

Sonic: tho-Those are my chances with you.

Jessica: Oh...ha! I'm sure those are my chances with you as well.

Blade: Wow, she is one desperate woman. Well, Sonic, ask if she can come to your apartment.

Sonic: Well, if that's the case...w-would you want to c-come to my apartment? *sheepishly smiles*

Jessica: *laughs* Well, I have nothing to do tomorrow.

Blade: OMG!

Sonic: Cool.

Sonic wins.

Shadow's turn

Shadow walks to an old dog at the bar.

Shadow: Anything I can help you with sir?

Old dog: Nah, I'm doing just fine.

Sonic: Shadow, sit down with him and have a beer with him.

Shadow hesitates for a second, but sits down.

Shadow: One beer please.

Sonic: Try and get him to say each word in under a minute.

Shadow: What?

Sonic: You heard me, ballbag!

Shadow: Hey you heard there is a new basketball team.

Old dog: Nah, what are they?

Shadow: The Solanian Ballbags.

Old dog: Eh?

Shadow: The Solanian Ballbags.

Old dog: Ballbags?

Sonic: Good job Shadow, now try and get him to say Lumpenproletariate!

Blade: The hell is a lumpenproletariat?

Sonic: A word from Karl Marx, searched it up on google.

Shadow: Ever read Karl Marx?

Old dog: Nah, dunno what he is.

Shadow: No? He created lumpenproletariate!

Old dog: I dunno what the hell a lumpenproletariate is.

Shadow pumps his arms in victory.

Silver: Your gay.

Shadow: That's mean.

Silver: No, that's your word, your gay!

Shadow: Yeah, I'll just go ahead and quit while I'm ahead.

Shadow loses

Silver's turn

Silver walks up to a male hawk.

Silver: Anything I can help you sir?

Hawk: More diet coke please?

Sonic: Get him a sprite.

Silver: That is a dick move to do.

Silver did it anyway. Then he hastily walked away to a table with two twenties-age female cats.

Silver: Can I help you two.

Cat 1: Another beer.

Blade: You two plus me is three.

Silver: Hey, you two, plus me, is three.

Blade: Are we gonna do this?

Silver: Ar-Are we gonna do this?

Cat 2: Ha. Should we?

Cat 1: Sure. We are already drunk.

Shadow: Way to go Blade!

Blade: Oops.

Silver exited with his arms slung over the two cats.

Silver wins.

Blade's tur-

When Silver came back, Blade was going to go up, but...

Blade: You know guys, I'm not doing this challenge.

Sonic: Wait, so your taking a loss?

Blade: No, simply someone else is doing it for me. COME HERE SORA!

Sora the Ultrahog came into the meeting room, dressed up in a waiter's uniform.

Sonic: Oh my god! Sora's going to do this?

Sora: I got this. Don't worry Blade.

Blade: You better get me a win.

Sora's tun.

Sora walks up to a family of dogs.

Sora: How may I help you guys?

Sonic: Because your new, I am going to go easy on you. Just switch the two closest meals around.

Sora: Oh, sorry, these meals are wrong. *switches meals then walks away*

The two dogs end up switching the meals back.

Sonic: Well, Sora, you got to switch them again.

Sora chuckled, then walked back to the table and switched the plates again. The dogs switched them back.

Sonic: Sora, the plates are wrong again, switch them back.

Sora did, this time the dogs just ate the plates. Sora then walks to an old parrot.

Shadow: Hey there sexy.

Sora: Ha, very funny Shadow. Hey there sexy.

Old parrot: Eh?

Shadow: Now give the cheesiest pick up line you can.

Sora: Oh god... Hey, I always knew that mind started with an m but mine starts with a u.

Shadow: What?

Old parrot: Sorry sony, but I'm too old for ye.

Sora: Okay, I don't know what came over me there, probably an artificial asshole.

Shadow: Hahaha.

Sora walked to the middle of the restraunt.

Silver: Hey everbody!

Sora stopped and took a sigh.

Sora: Excuse me, everybody!

Everyone in the restraunt looked at Sora.

Silver: I just want to say I am Sora the Ultrahog...

Sora: I am Sora the Ultrahog...

Silver: And I am an asshole!

Sora: And I...ha...and I am an asshole. *ends in laughter*

Silver: Well done.

Sora wins

Score board

Sonic-1 loss

Shadow-2 losses

Silver-0 losses

Blade-0 losses