(Okay, so not much is happening with Alice/Edward fiasco ATM, but that's because there's MAJOR drama coming up for our favourite Major and his mate, If you check the new story summary it will give you some clues ^_^)

Jasper pov Sunday morning, 10am

We got back to the Cullen place around 6, and the whole family (minus Malice and Prudeward) are gathered around me and Izzy as we tell them our escapades as of late, I start to realize what nomadic rebellion we've been living in when she spoke of all the underground clubs and having to buy new clothes because ours got ruined during hunting and having to rebuild parts of Peter and Char's mansion every other day while teaching Izzy to reign in her newborn strength.

We hear feet blur down the drive and the demonic duo burst through the door, stopping in their tracks when they see my Izzy, Malice huffs and stamps her foot "Esme, mother, why is this... This.. Whore still here? She's not part of our family! She's just latched onto us in hopes of getting around every male in the group, can't you see that?" she stomps upstairs and Izzy grabs my arm and pulls me back to the sofa as I get up to follow and dismember the bitch. Armless Eddie turns to her with a reproachful look on his face, and shuffles over onto his other foot, his embarrassment and remorse flooding the room "Isabella" he starts, his voice wavering slightly "I want to apologise for.. Well, bluntly, leaving you to die. It was cowardly and I don't understand why I did it, but truly I do still love you. I know that you're with Jasper now and I respect that, I wish you both eternal happiness and I know that you and I are just two different to work together, I hope that in time we can be friends." He gives her a slight smile.

She sighs melodramatically and walks through to the kitchen before re-entering the room with his arm "I suppose you can have this back then" she mumbles, holding the limb out to him, sulking over the fact that she knows she should accept his apology, he just smirks and nods his head in thanks before holding the arm to his shoulder as he walks upstairs, presumably to calm Malice down.

She drops back down onto the sofa and snuggles into my side "Tex... I miss home, can we go back soon?" I sigh and nod my head, beginning to run my fingers through her hair "Home?" Emmet asks "Where would that be?" Izzy grins and reaches into her pocket, sliding her Volturi crest ring onto her middle finger and holding the hand out to the others "Meet Isabella Marie Swan Cullen Volturi, my names longer than Jaspers now"

They all gasp and look taken back for a moment "Oh don't have a heart palpitation, they're nice! Aro's like my third daddy! Marcus, Demitri, Felix and Alec are my brothers, Jane and Heidi are my sisters, and they're all nice. I know they feed on humans, but honestly, who's to say an animals life is less precious than a human one anyway?" Izzy is feeling quite proud of herself after her little speech, and I kiss the top of her head, hiding my snickers in her hair.

"You did good sugar" I murmur to her "Wanna head back to Volterra now, or tomorrow?" I know with her new independence and flighty, impulsive nature she'll want to go now, but I figure I should ask anyway. "You can't go yet Izzy! No way!" Esme whines, parental love rushing from her in waves "Yeah! We just got you back!" Emmet chips in.

Izzy jumps up and up onto the coffee table, worrying Esme in her five inch platform heels, but Izzy lands perfectly, her shoes simply making a soft 'clink' against the wood "Light bulb!" She exclaims "Come with us! Back to Volterra! Not forever, obviously, but for a few weeks or something! It's a beautiful city, and the Volturi really are nice! I wanna go back but I don't wanna leave you yet, so come with us!"

After her speech she rushes upstairs to start throwing our things into the suitcases, my unstoppable force of nature. "If y'all don't get your asses upstairs to pack, I WILL be doing it for you!" that had them all rushing up the steps to pack their bags and keep wrinkles out their clothes, I would not be so lucky, as Izzy tends to just throw everything in, insisting that with our vampiric good looks, who's going to be staring at our clothes?

She giggled musically at the vampire stampede as I walked up the stairs behind them to join her "Doll, don't you think Edward and Alice will be a little pissed off they're not invited to our little party, not to mention, shouldn't we warn Aro and the others that these guys are coming?" as I talked I wrapped my arms around her waists and kissed her neck.

She leaned back into me and sighed "Fuck Malice and the prude, they can survive on their own for a while, I'll call Aro later and warn him of his impending doom via the veggie clan" she giggled again and wriggled free from me to pick up the suitcase "ALRIGHT MY FEARSOME VEGGIE VAMPS" She yells out around the house "COME ON OUT AND MEET MY BABE OF A CAR!" she laughs and kisses my cheek before running outside with our suitcases swinging from her hands "Careful with the handles baby!" I called after her; these are our fifth suitcases this month alone.

She just nods her head, heeled shoes clacking along the floor, hips swaying as she saunters along the pathway, pulling her car key from her pocket and clicking open the doors of her scarlet red Aston martin vanquish, tugging open the trunk and tossing our suitcases in their "Okay cullen clan, pick your vehicles and follow us on our road trip to a fantastical land, we'll see you there." She winks at everyone and slides into the drivers seat as I climb into the passenger side, revving up the car and speeding down the road towards Volterra.

Izzy POV

As we sped out of Forks I put the top of the car down, enjoying the feeling of the wind rushing through my hair and echoing through my ears, reaching up to 100mph, switching to my cd of loud, trashy, clashy punk rock music, singing along a couple of octaves higher than the singer as we weaved down the deserted roads leading us to Italy, our skin sparkling a little in the morning sunshine, Jasper settled his arm around my shoulders and kissed the top of my shoulder "Aro will be glad to see Carlisle again, I'm sure Edward told you but you may not remember that he used to be a member of the Volturi himself, vegetarian of course, and eventually left them because of the conflict in life styles, but they still keep in touch"

I nodded my head absently, my mind focusing on all the things I had forgotten, Charlie, Billy, Jacob, the wolves, my entire life. I forgot it all, and just because a cowboy rode in from the sunset and spun me a fairy tale with true love, family and no bad guys to be seen all around. What have I done?