Chapter 10

"You know, Naruto, a foursome counts as an orgy." This was the first thing out of Sakura's mouth the next day.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"I was talking to Kiba, and he said you admitted to having a foursome."

Naruto was instantly beet-red. "I did nothing of the sort!"

"Don't lie, Naruto. You have to be proud!" She was taken by another giggle fit. Across the room, Kiba saluted him.

Naruto sunk down in his chair as low as he could go and hid his face in his hands. "Somebody please shoot me."

"I would." Sasuke said as he sat down. "Unfortunately, they have this no firearms at school policy, so you're out of luck."

"It's the thought that counts." Naruto muttered.

"Don't worry. It'll pass." Naruto was shocked when Sasuke gave him a pat on the back.

Suddenly, Kiba was sitting down by them.

"So. Sakura. What else can you tell me about Naruto's sex life?"

Naruto choked. "Why can't everyone just mind their own fucking business!?!"

Kiba smiled. "What fun would that be? And how come we haven't heard anything about Sasuke's sex life?"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Because I'm not stupid enough to let Sakura trick me into letting anything slip."

Sakura looked thoughtful. "He's right. He's not stupid enough."

"Gee. Thanks." Came Naruto's morose voice.

"I'm sorry Naruto-kun. It's not that your stupid, it's just that you're easily flustered."

"That's encouraging."

"Yeah. That's how I found out he's had a foursome." Kiba added in. "See, I was asking him these questions and he would turn really red whenever the answer was yes."

"Really!?!" Sakura asked excitedly. "So, Naruto! Was it anyone I know?"

Naruto shook his head.

"You have to look at me so I know whether you're telling the truth!"

"Just leave me alone!"

"Be proud!" Kiba thumped him on the back and returned to his own side of the classroom as Ebisu walked in.

That day was just as bad, if not worse than the last. News of Naruto's 'foursome' had spread like a disease.

Naruto only found sanctuary for a brief amount of time as he hid out in the library during lunch. It was relatively peaceful, until Kiba found him.

"Naruto! I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"I figured as much. Apparently I'm not as good at hiding as I thought."

"So. What's the biggest orgy you've ever had?"

"Go away."

"Come on! I want to know! Was it five? Six? Ooh! Say seven and I'll become your devoted student and call you master!"

Naruto gaped at him. "You are a complete pervert!"

"You say that like it's a bad thing!"

"That's because it is! My sex life is none of your damn business!!!!"

Kiba pouted. "Don't you get it? Most guys would kill to get your sex-life! You would be doing a favor to men everywhere."

Naruto just stared at him blankly.

"Please go away."

"Fine! But one day I expect to get all the answers!" He turned and walked away.

Naruto watched him go with a completely incredulous look on his face.

"I'm gonna kill Sakura."

Naruto accepted Sasuke's offer for a ride that afternoon. He was tired, and he was dreading the 'out of class' meeting they were heading to.

This time, it was Sakura who met them at the door.

"My dad's using the den, so we're going to be in my room today." She told them, leading them up the stairs and to her giant suite. "He's having an important business meeting." She explained.

Naruto nodded. He looked around her room in awe. Once again, he was in a room that was bigger than his apartment. There was a wall sized aquarium, with multi-colored fish. He had to admit, out of all the expensive things he had ever seen, that was the coolest.

"I don't think we should have meetings at your place, Naruto. It's too far to walk, and your neighborhood scares me."

Naruto snorted. "That's what I tried to tell you, but Ebisu had to go and stick his nose in it and put his damn foot down."

"I already talked to Ebisu. He said it would be fine if we met somewhere else for the third day."

"Well I'm glad he listens to you."

"Then where are we going to meet?" Sasuke asked.

"We could do it here on Mondays." Sakura suggested.

"I work on Monday'." Naruto objected.

"Then how about Saturdays at my place?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto scowled. "I'm busy on Saturdays."

"It would be nice to have Saturdays off." Sakura agreed.

"Well, when does that leave?" Sasuke snapped. "We're running out of days of the week."

"There's this public library-"

"No!" Both Sakura and Sasuke replied.

"We can still do Sundays." Sasuke said. "We'll do them at my house."

Both Sakura and Naruto agreed.

"So. Naruto. You're busy on Saturdays?"

Naruto grimaced. "That's none of your business!"

Sasuke butted in before Sakura could reply. "I am really tired of hearing about Naruto's sex life. Can we please drop it!?!"

Sakura pouted, but didn't continue on the subject.

Their work for the day was done in no time.

"So. Naruto. About tutoring. We need to set a day."

Naruto sighed. "Honestly, Sakura, I don't have a lot of free time."

"And yet, you're busy on Saturdays?" Sasuke added. Naruto glared at him.

"I know you don't have a lot of free time. That's why I want to talk about it. We need to figure out when you have the free time to do it! When do you have to work?"

"Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday."

"Okay. So, we have our meetings on Tuesday, Friday and Sunday. Naruto, that only leaves Saturday. Are you sure you can't do it then?"

"Sakura. Saturday is the only day I have. I need my Saturdays. I need them." Naruto didn't want to admit it, but there was pleading in his voice.

"You both are being stupid. Why not do it on Sunday? After our meeting?" Sasuke pointed out. "You'll be together anyways."

"That would work!" Sakura said excitedly.

Naruto shrugged. "Whatever."

"Okay. It's settled then." Sasuke stood up. "We should probably get going."

Sakura nodded, and led them back downstairs. "See you guys tomorrow."

"I'll give you a ride."

Naruto glared. "I-"

"Just get in the damn car. I don't want to hear anything about 'charity' or about my car getting screwed up. If your really that worried about it, I'll only take you part way. And no. This isn't about my image."

Naruto was still glaring, but got in the car anyways.

"What is it about then?"

Sasuke gave him a dirty look. "I'm trying to be friendly. You know, the act of friendship."

Naruto snorted. "You want to be friends? With me?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Because you don't want to be friends with anyone!"

Sasuke shook his head. "It's a lot more difficult than that. I'm an asshole on purpose."

"Really? I thought it was an accident."

"Just shut up and listen! I come from a family with a lot of money. I'm an asshole, and people still want to be my friend. That means that it isn't because of me, it's because of the money. You are the only person who doesn't like me because I'm an asshole, which means you're the only person that isn't there for the money."

Naruto gaped at him. "You want to be friends because I think you're an asshole?"

"Yep."

Naruto was silent for a minute. "Surprisingly, that makes sense."

Sasuke smirked. "Of course it does. I'm not an idiot. I don't say things just for the fun of it."

Naruto just glared at him. "You know, if we're going to be 'best-buds', you have to work on this whole 'asshole' thing."

"Screw you."

"Only in your dreams." Naruto grinned. Sasuke punched his shoulder.

"Ouch! What did I say about the asshole thing!?!"

"Just shut up, moron!"

"Keep your hands to yourself, bastard! Ouch!!!!"