Dumbledore Gets Ripped a New One

By: Sheltie

I don't own Harry Potter at all

A/N: here's the 10th chap of this series. Throwing you all a curve ball here. A Pansy one, shocking yes, but something different too. Not many of these around. Plus, what a better way to surprise you really.

Pansy Parkinson

Dumbledore made his way to Privet Drive in the heat of summer. He was here since he got some very odd funky readings from all the doodads that were used to keep track of Harry. He entered the home and found it empty. He was kind of expecting to see Petunia, but she wasn't there. He looked through the home and found no one was there til he entered Harry's room. There he found a figure sitting at Harry's ramshackle desk.

"Wow, took you this long to show, your age is catching up with you" the figure said with heavy sarcasm.

"Who are you?" Dumbledore demanded.

The figure pulled the hood of the cloak they were wearing down and it revealed the face of one Pansy Parkinson. Now Pansy had definitely grown since her first year and no longer could be described as a pug since her looks had changed as she went through puberty. She would never be a stunning beauty, but she was quite pretty and could turn a guy's head. She had short black hair to go along with her deep amber eyes that off set her pale complexion.

"Miss Parkinson" Dumbledore said in complete and utter surprise.

"Hello, sir" Pansy said.

"What are you doing here, miss Parkinson?" Dumbledore asked as his mind was reeling from this very unexpected turn of events.

"I'm here to tell you that my boyfriend is no longer your little pawn to play with any more" Pansy said.

"'Boyfriend'?" Dumbledore asked confused since he was sure Parkinson was dating and betrothed to Draco Malfoy.

"Yes, my boyfriend Harry Potter" Pansy said.

This stunned Dumbledore since he had no clue how and when this happened.

"What, you honestly thought I would be Malfoy. That shit for brains wouldn't even know what to do with a girl. He'd rather get all touchy-feely with Crabbe and Goyle than me. Ugh, they're better off. I wouldn't have him near me with a ten foot pole" Pansy said.

This couldn't be happening. Dumbledore had everything planned out, he thought he knew all of his pieces on the board and one of the pieces was Pansy. She did have a role to play in being with Malfoy and all, but without her it just created an unknown and he hated to deal with unknowns.

"I suppose now you're wondering how Harry and I got together. It was during first year actually. He saved me from some assholes and we got to talking. I grew fond of Harry over the years and we kept our relationship a secret since we both knew that there'd be calamity if it was found out. We actually became a couple after fourth year. Harry's godfather had a good long talk with my parents and bam we got a marriage contract hammered out. It shattered the one I had with Malfoy since Sirius annulled the Malfoy marriage. The Malfoy now don't have the money to even piss in a bronze pot any more" Pansy said.

This wasn't good at all for Dumbledore as his mind began racing through various scenarios. They all spelled doom for his grand plans. The Malfoys didn't have any money from the Blacks. That meant the Malfoys had no use for Tom now since the Malfoys were one of his main backers. Then the fact that Sirius did this behind his back. He was going to have a long talk with Black when he saw him. Then on top of that Harry was betrothed to Pansy Parkinson. This wasn't right since Harry had to be married to light-side witch that he had chosen for him. Ginny Weasley for instance.

"Now Dumb-ass-door, you are through screwing with my Harry. We will be taking care of all the shit you've left and don't you dare interfere" Pansy said.

"I am the Leader of the Light, Miss Parkinson. Harry needs me to guide him to his destiny" Dumbledore said.

"Translation: 'I'm a big pile of dragon dung that likes to spew out more dragon dung. I want to keep manipulating Harry for my own ends to perpetuate my own brand of lunacy'. There must be a God, because you're the Devil!" Pansy said.

"I will not be talked like that Miss Parkinson" Dumbledore said sternly.

"Well tough shit, this isn't Hogwarts. It's summer and I can talk to you however I want, sir" Pansy said.

Dumbledore was not happy with this at all.

"Where is Harry?" he asked/demanded.

"Safe and away from you and your manipulations old man" Pansy said confidently.

Dumbledore decided to probe Pansy's mind only to be slammed back like a wrecking ball going full tilt not just mentally, but physically hit him. He hit the wall and crumbled. His whole body was racked with pain he'd never felt before.

"And that's just my first line of defense sir, please try again" Pansy said sweetly. Her mental shields were so good that they could if she wanted to inflict physical pain, like tossing the mind prober.

Dumbledore struggled to get up, but was having trouble with all the pain he was feeling. It had been a long time since he felt pain like this and it was so unexpected that he wasn't ready for it at all. He pulled out his wand.

"Imperio" he said.

Pansy felt a relaxed feeling come over her, wash over her really.

"You will take me to Harry Potter, now" Dumbledore commanded.

Pansy fought it.

"Take me to Harry Potter now!" Dumbledore ordered.

Again Pansy fought and she put all of her effort into it. She gritted her teeth as she fought Dumbledore's magic. It was a struggle, but she knew she loved Harry and she'd never betray him, ever. She'd rather die than betray him. It also helped that Harry told her how to fight this curse since Harry knew that this curse could be used on her to get to him.

"NO!" she shouted.

This broke the curse and Dumbledore was once again thrown back violently into the wall. As Pansy's magic expelled from her due to the force of her strong word and will.

"Damn, wasn't expecting you to do that old man" Pansy panted tiredly. Fighting off the Imperius curse took a lot out of her than she thought it would.

Dumbledore groaned from his position on the floor. He looked like a crumpled broken man, not the 'great leader of the light'.

"Oh well, this just give us more evidence against you old man. You're so much deep dragon shit that you won't know if you're wadding in it or out of it" Pansy said with a shrug. She and Harry had compiled a huge file on all of Dumbledore's misdeeds and were just waiting for the right time to release it to the world.

She then activated the portkey she had hidden around her neck. She was heading to meet her Harry on a lovely tropical island the Blacks owned. She had a very skimpy bikini she wanted to show off to Harry that she found at a muggle store. Plus some bras, panties and other lingerie she found at some store called Victoria's Secret.

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A/N: I hoped you liked my Pansy one. I wanted it to stand out since I am using Pansy and she's not one would think of really. I had planned to having Snape in this as well, but I forgot about him while writing this and didn't feel that I really needed him after finishing this. So when I write the next Pansy one I'll hopefully have Pansy take out Snape as well as Dumbledore too. Thanks for reading and please review.