From Kaoru'sSparklingGreenStar;

- I dare Eggman to be Sonic and Shadow's butler for the day. But enither Sonic nor Shadow can know that Eggman is also working for the other.

- I dare Knuckles to steal Vector's headphones and plant them to where Vector thinks Shadow did it.

- I dare Ash to be Espio's cook for a day.

- And Finally, I dare Cream and Tails to go to an amusement park and have the roller coaster their on get stuck while they are upside down . Don't worry, Tails will save the day.

Ahhhh, more originals! Love it!

/

"I'll only co-host with you because I love you."

"...Okay." The deep chocolate hare didn't understand, "Which one should I do?"

Ash spun in her chair, "Kaoru should... Finish up on Cream and Tails, I already started it. And I will... Work on... This one and that one! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She fell out of the chair and hit her head on the floor.

Kaoru put her hands to her face, "You fall down go boom!"

"I KNOW! GRAVITY IS AGAINST ME! BUT ENOUGH OF THAT!" She jumped back up and pointed defiantly into the air, "I NEED A POCKET WATCH, SOME BLACK DYE, AND AN EXTREMELY TALL LADDER!"

"... Because I just happen to have all of that in my pocket." She narrowed her eyes at her.

"Don't interrupt the flow." Ash swerved back to her, "NOW GO MAKE VECTOR CRY!"

/

"1... 2... 3... 4...~!" Ash scurried through the vents, hacking up dust and checking the blue prints to make sure she was going the right way, "Time to mess... with this door!"

She kicked out the air vent opening and watched as it collide with the other wall.

"What the heck was that!"

Ash slipped out of the wall and tumbled into the cock pit, "Wow! That was a trip!" She looked up to see a disgruntled Eggman walking towards her, "Why, 'ello there govna!"

"What are you doing in my ship?" He picked her up by the back of her sweater and shoke her, "Causing trouble?"

"Yep, I'm here to blow up your ship and d-.. Dismantle your... Your E-establishment? Did I say it right?"

He glared at her before dropping her, "I'll believe that when I see it."

She landed on her knees, "Actually, I wanted to test a theory."

"... A theory?" He blinked, "That actually sounds smart of you. This is a trap, isn't it? Still mad that I beat your high score?"

"No!" Ash got to her feet quickly, "Its no trap!"

"Then why are you dressed in all black, you even have a mask on..."

She gasped, the removed the heavy sweat shirt and mask quickly, leaving her regular T-shirt, "I was feeling CHILLY is all, and my face needed a hug."

The doctor face palmed, "Right. Whats this 'theory' anyway?"

"I want to try hypnosis!" She smiled, pulling out a pocket watch from her pocket.

"...Its fake." He said simply before turning around.

"No! No its not!" Ash protested, "And you are going to be the first person I try it on!"

"No, no I am not." He glared back at her again, "Don't you have a class to go to?"

She ran out infront of him, "Nope! Free day!" She tackled him and waved the watch in his face, "Your getting sleepy!"

"Get off me!" He pushed her off and started back towards the controls, "I don't have time for idiots like you!"

He sat back down in his chair and pressed buttons accordingly, "Crazy little... Always making me do things..."

Ash huffed, then hopped up, jumping on his shoulders and swing the watch in his sight once again, "... There is no escape, get sleepy now."

He paused before sighing loudly, "If I do this, will you LEAVE ME ALONE?"

"More then likely." She smiled, leaping down and landing on her feet, "Promise!"

"Fine. But make it snappy." He swerved the chair around to face her, "But its not going to work!"

Ash snickered, clicking a small button on the side of the watch quietly before standing on her tippy toes and swinging it back and forth in his face, "You are feeling sleepy...!"

/

"Hmmm... I wonder why Shadow was doing near the master emerald anyway?" Knuckles fumbled with the large headphones, looking them over carefully, "He better not be up to something."

"I doubt it." Kaoru walked beside him, her hands stuffed into her hoodie pockets, "I mean, nothing has been happening lately, why start drama?"

"... I guess your right." He said, looking over to her, "I guess we should return them. Wait, what were you doing so close to the emerald anyway? I don't know you at all."

"Its a cowinky dink!" She smiled childishly, "Turn that frown upside down!"

Knuckles blinked annoyed, "... Yeah, where do we find Shadow anyway?"

"Propably in the forest, thats the place with all the trees that I have been leading you the whole time." She explained.

"I know what a forest is!" Knuckles growled at her, gripping the headphones tighter, "But that doesn't mean that Shadow is going to randomly show up out of now where and-"

"Shhh!" The hare covered his mouth, "Its Shadow's nap time!"

"Huh?"

The echinda looked over to see a black hedgehog, the dark hedgehog, snoozing soundly against a tree closest to them and facing the city.

"Well looky there..." Knuckles whispered, "That was easy."

A small smile came to Kaoru's lips, "Lets not wake him, just leave it next to him, kay?"

He nodded and ever so quietly, placed the headphones against Shadow's leg and backed up, hoping he wouldn't wake.

The two then remained quiet as the back tracked to the city. When they got back to the sidewalk, Kaoru dug through her pocket and pulled out her cellphone, "That was fun!"

"Uh, sure." Knuckles sighed, "Whatever, I got to go. Thanks for the help."

"Oh! No problem."

She watched as he walked away, then smiled darkly, "Quite, thank you." She flipped the phone opened and texted a message as fast as she could.

lol the package has been delivered, yah? :D

/

Ash's phone made a strange, chilly chime and Espio moved away from her, "Your phone is creeping me out."

"Oh! I'll get it!" She wiped her hands on the apron and checked the message. A smirk crossed her face and she slipped it back into her pocket.

"WHERE IS IT?"

Espio and Ash looked over to see Vector, still raging through the house like an angry bull, "I had them just this morning, AND NOW THEY'RE GONE!"

"You spelt that wrong." Ash laughed. Espio scratched his head, confused by the statement while Vector charged over th her.

"YOU! YOU DID SOMETHING!"

"Did what?" She asked, feeling smaller then ever, "I didn't do anything..."

"Where are my headphones then?"

"Did you check your pocket?"

"Don't give me that." He glared, "You always prank one of us whenever you come over! I bet Charmy helped you!"

The bumble bee popped his head out of one of the bottom shevles, "DID NOT! I was putting flour in the hair dryer you don't need!"

Vector growled and pumped his fists into the air, "Then where the HECK are my head phones!"

"You know, my friend just texted me that Shadow actually got a pair of head phones that looked just like yours." Ash said.

The crocodile looked at her closely, "...Really?"

Her ears perked up, "Yep! But didn't you get those, I don't know, in a different dimension? or something?"

Vector's eyes narrowed into tiny slits, "Guys... We are paying Shadow a visit."

"You don't even know where he is!" Charmy flew up to him, "Besides, Ash is making food!"

"He is in the forest..." The ferret hid the cell behind her back, "Right over the hill, you can't miss him."

Espio huffed, "I don't trust it."

Apparently, Vector and Charmy didn't hear this.

"LETS GO GET THAT MUSIC NAPPER!" Vector pointed into the air.

"But what about dinner?"

The oven suddenly made a rumbling sound. Ash rolled her eyes, "I'd figured this would happen..."

Espio's eye twitched at the comment, "What do you mean?"

Charmy verved back, "Why is the oven talking trash?"

"Its propably filled with trash!" Vector backed up with him.

By the time they had finished talking, Ash had put on a helmet and held a chair out, legs pointed towards the growling oven, "... Bring it on."

/

"Oh, um. Thank you." Shadow toke the coffee from the tray and toke a sip, "So, why do you insist serving me for the time being?"

Eggman held the empty tray under his arm and gave an inquisitive look, "I'm not... all that sure, I woke up and just had too. Not that I really want too..."

Shadow couldn't help but to smirk, "Sounds strange, but I can't say I hate it."

"Hey! Don't get so comptable with it mister! I have a 2 o'clock to get too soon, and then I'm dropping you."

The black hedgehog looked over the mysterious headphones again while breathing in the sharp smell of the brew, he had no idea where they came from. And he didn't really like the loud and obnoxious music that was downloaded on it, "Still, I love the monkey suit."

Before Eggman could object, the wind around them started to whirl, sending the trees into a hustle.

"W-whats going on?"

A smallish red ship with a double story house perched on top came into view, flying erractically before landing not to far from the two.

They watched as the front door slamed against the opposite wall and the four passengers came barreling out of the ship. Vector, Espio, Charmy, and Ash were covered head to toe in scorch marks and soot, hacking up smoke terribly.

"WHO THE HECK LET HER COOK IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Vector practically coughed up a lung.

Espio got to his knees, "I thought... Sense she offered to cook... She would atleast not blow up the place!"

Ash smacked Charmy back, hacking into her own hand, "You ok there, small stuff?"

He toke a deep breathe and laughed, "Heck yeah! We should do that again! What were you making?"

She blinked, "Mac and Cheese, what else?"

"YOU DO NOT MAKE MAC AND CHEESE IN THE OVEN!" The other two screamed.

Shadow sipped the coffee, "Hmmm... I wonder what is going on. Something stupid, I'm sure."

"Ehhh, me too." The doctor next to him agreed.

Ash jumped to her feet and waved to them, "Oi! Hey there guys! Eggman! Where did you get the butler cosplay? Lucky! All I got was this stupid apron!"

"Hey! HE REALLY DOES HAVE MY HEAD PHONES!" Vector ran past her and up the ultimate life form, who was still sitting underneath the tree, "GIVE THEM BACK!"

"Oh, these are yours huh?" Shadow tossed them to him, "You need to take better care of them."

Vector gripped his treasure tightly, alittle confused about how the supposive thief was acting. He slipped them quickly back on his head and shouted, "AH! So you ADMIT it then! You STOLE THEM!"

Shadow stood up, and held the empty coffee cup up, which Eggman quickly toke out of impluse, "No, I think you have the wrong guy."

"Then why do you-"

"I found it next to me when I woke up." He said simply before walking off without saying good bye.

...

"It sucks when you can't chew out the person, huh Vector?" Ash asked, elbowing his arm.

He started back for the ship, "Atleast I got my headphones back..."

"Is it just me, or am I the ONLY one wondering why Eggman's dressed like that?" Espio pointed out.

/

Cream giggled, running alittle bit farther then Tails was up to the amusement gate, "Come on Tails! This is going to be so fun!"

"Coming Cream!" The fox raced up to her, also having fun, "I can't wait to try one of the rides! Say, where did you get these tickets again?"

"They came in the mail." She said, hugging tightly on to her chao friend, "Are you excited about going to FunLand today Cheese?"

"Chao! Chao Chao!"

Tails laughed, "Well, ok then! Lets go!"

Both of the young animals had a great time exploring the park before deciding what ride they wanted to ride first afterwards.

"I don't think I want to ride the Tilt-A-Whirl..." Tails said nervously.

They both watched as some kids were crying and gasped as a man tossed his cookies over the side.

Cream shivered, "M-me neither... How about the ferris wheel?"

The fox and the rabbit walked over and saw that it costed 20 twenty tickets to get on said ride.

"We can't afford that... This place is kind of a rip off." Tails crossed his arms.

"This one looks ok..."

He turned around to see she was pointing at a rather large ride, that went high into the air and even had a few loops on it!

"Gosh Cream, are you sure?" He said, looking back at her.

She smiled and nodded, "I have always wanted to try one, and it looks safe. And we can afford the ticket price! 5 tickets per person."

"Hmmm, you have a point. Ok then." He felt his blood pumping with excitment, "Lets get into the line!"

"No line!"

"Huh?"

They both looked up to see a dark brown hare standing on the platform that lead to the ride, wearing what looked like to be some sort of ring master outfit. Fake stach and all.

"Step right up and fest your thrills with this baby!" The hare spread her arms out wide, "Once you ride, you'll beg for more! The perfect first for a beginner too, brave young lady!"

Cream giggled, "Ok then! We have to ride now Tails." She smiled, grabbing at his hand.

Tails nodded before quickly looking at the sign that said '5 tickets per person', "Is that paint wet? Ah!"

The rabbit pulled him forward and handed the ride operator the ten tickets, "Oh, I forgot the tickets for Cheese..."

"No need deary!" She pushed them into the car and locked the side door, "Just bucket up tight and lets ride, shall we?"

"Ok!" The little ones did as instructed and perpared to be launched.

The Hare smoothly walked back to the control panel and smirked, "Hope you enjoy the ride...!" She slamed the lever down hard.

The kids screamed at a pitch that even the dear departed Michel Jackson couldn't have reached in a million years as the car rocketed forward, practically blowing the fur right off their bodies.

Cream held on tightly to Tails , almost as tight as Cheese held onto her, but it still didn't daunt the rush the ride was giving them.

The first loop was almost nonexistant to the riders, it was over in a flash, the second one made the scream even louder because they expecting it, and the last thing they expected with the third was for it to stop half way though.

Which, of course, it did.

Tails gripped onto the bar tightly, looking over at his friend who was doing the same. He saw her eyes were shut tightly, and her ears swinging upside down.

"Cream, Cream something is wrong!"

"T-tails, I'm scared." She shoke, the seatbeat was uncomptable against her middle section, "It hurts... Cheese, you ok?"

"Chao...!" He replied, also hurting abit, "Chao chao!"

Tails looked down at the ground and gasped, then turned back to her, "Cream, keep your eyes shut. I'll have you guys out in a jiffy."

"Ok Tails, please hurry!" She pledded, keeping her eyes shut.

The fox quickly undid the seat belt, and almost fell out of the cart before he grabbed back on to the bar. He held on until he could get his tails to operate correctly, and flew back over to where the Hare was.

He landed, "What is going on?"

"I-i don't know!" She said, flipping switches and pressing buttons wildly, "But it just stopped! I don't know what happened!"

"Here, let me try!" Tails eased her out of the way and fumbled with the switches until he noticed that the machine really wasn't responding to anything. He ducked behind the panel and noticed that some of the cords were not connecting. He quickly arranged them in a random order, "Try it now!"

She pulled the level, "... Nothin'!"

Another order, "Now?"

"Nada!"

"...Hmmmm..." Tails tried one more time, "Try it!"

She pulled the level and suddenly the roller coaster started back up, full speed. It didn't take much longer for the ride to end. Once the car came to a complete stop, Cream and Cheese came tumbling out in tears.

"Never! Never again! I'm never getting on one of those things again!" She screamed, hugging Tails tightly.

He sweat dropped, laughing and hugging her back, "Its ok Cream, everything is fine now. Don't cry..."

/

"Kaoru's finished up, sweet. We are finally done for the day." Ash slipped down infront of her bed and pulled off her messy, blackened apron, "I'm gonna have to get a shower soon..."

"Hey, what about that surprise you said was going to come by at 2! Nothing happened at all!" Sonic complained, not even looking at her as he handled the gamecube controller.

She perked up, "What? He didn't come by? That sucks..."

"Who didn't come by?" Sonic set the controller down.

"Nevermind, it doesn't matter. He must have heard a whistle, or someone snapped there fingers around him. Darn consciousness and free will. Oh well, I have another surprise..."

The ferret stood up and dug into her pocket, pulling out a remote control, "I was able to fix him up after we had a little accident, but he works just fine now..."

The closet door suddenly burst open and Mephilies the Robot came walking out wearing a delicate looking maid's outfit. He strolled over and cocked his head, "Do you need anything master?"

"Sure, can I get some cheetos, love?" Ash asked, smiling up at the robot brightly, "Sonic, you need something?"

The blue hedgehog looked at the 'master', then back at the fake Mephiles, "... Chilidogs?"

"Coming right up."

They watched as he went into the kitchen and began cooking.

"... Ash?"

"Yeah?"

"... Your cool."

/

I'm sorry I have been gone so long, really! Its just that with christmas and all, I have been very busy. But hopefully the 3 stories makes up for the amost 20 days I have been gone...

... Mephiles the Maid FTW