September 21 7:12 P.M. International Space Station

Maya lead Phoenix and Pearl to the dining area, which was secured to the floor by Velcro straps that were 2 feet in length. Maya was extremely happy because the International Space Station had modified its freeze-dried menu so that the food that was served for dinner would always consist of hamburgers, french fries, and a chocolate shake, which was quite unusual for meals in space.

The dinners were being prepared and would take at least two hours to make, but would probably taste extremely good in the end. Phoenix then left the table for a brief moment to visit with Miles Edgeworth.

He started by saying, "How do you think tomorrow's trial will go?"

Miles thought for a second and replied, "Normally. I don't think that it will be too bad."

The prosecutor then took a gaze to the right, and saw a mysterious man swimming towards the dining room. However, he believed that he was seeing things and continued conversing with Phoenix.

"Ah, well it would be splendid if that was the case, Wright! Most trials don't go normally for me!", replied Miles.

Suddenly, the prosecutor heard a glass-shattering scream. He then heard a female voice exclaim, "NICK! NICK! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! HELP ME, NICK!".

Phoenix then whipped his head and started to rocket through the halls. Miles followed, unsure what was actually happening. He then saw the man again, with night-vision goggles donned over his eyes and a red scarf covering the rest of his face. He headed into a spacecraft as the two attorneys looked on with awe and amazement. The man left and soon disappeared from sight. Maya's voice rung in Phoenix's head.

It sounded like, "Nick! I know you can save me! Go on! Help!"

Phoenix then said, "There is a Saturn V rocket prepped for launch at docking bay 5A. Edgey! Let's go!"

Edgeworth replied, "Sure thing, but please DO NOT call me Edgey!"

The two attorneys raced into their space suits and headed off for the rocket. However, Pearl stopped them halfway and asked Phoenix, "Who will watch over me while you two are gone?"

Phoenix pondered and then replied, "Detective Gumshoe will."

Pearl then jumped into the air and yelled out, "Oh yeah! I get to hang out with Mr. Scruffy Detective!"

However, Detective Gumshoe asked Phoenix, "Hey, pal! How long will you be gone?"

Edgeworth then told him, "As long as we are gone."

The engines of the massive Saturn V ignited and burst into flames. It rocketed out of Earth orbit and towards the Earth's nearest neighbor. The two then began to debate who would go to rescue Maya from the treacherous bowels of an evil mastermind.

"I should go," said Phoenix. "I am her accomplice!"

However, Miles told the attorney, "I should go! I am more intelligent that you are!"

Eventually, however, Phoenix decided, "We should both go and rescue her. We'll let the flight control system fly the command module."

And so the two descended. The lunar module began to jut around as the retrorocket activated to slow it down. The landing went on without a hitch, and landed successfully and softly in the Sea of Tranquility.

Phoenix asked Edgeworth, "How are you exactly sure that Maya is here?"

Miles nodded his head and stated, "A lunar holding cell would be set up in a flat area like this. The perpetrator has already left for the Earth. I bet that because of the pile of disturbed regolith to our left."

The two crept into the lunar fortress. They then found a secret room, which was painted with a bile-colored paint. They fell through another hatch, in which they found Maya. She was handcuffed and shackled to a steel wall, and Phoenix then noticed something strange. He was starting to sweat.

Edgeworth then found his temperature gauge was at 120 degrees.

He then exclaimed, "No wonder it's hot in here! This is a torture chamber!"

Phoenix then continued to analyze the room. Maya had her mouth covered by a piece of duct tape. In addition, Maya's kimono was soaked in sweat. In fact, it was so saturated that it was adhering to her body and was molding to her undergarments, which Phoenix thought was disgusting.

Miles ripped off the duct tape and Maya screamed, "Nick! Get me out of here!".

Miles then took a torch and cut her out of her restraints. Maya was then instructed to don a spacesuit. She did so, and the three headed out the door.

However, before they made it out all of the way, Phoenix exclaimed, "Captain America!"

Maya then asked, "What? Where?"

Miles then said, "Maya, what he meant is that your helmet is on backwards."

After Maya's error was corrected, they boarded the lunar module. However, when Phoenix moved the ignition switch, nothing happened. Everyone inside groaned and Miles yelled, "Wright! Are we now stuck on The Moon forever?"

Maya then stammered, "Uh...Nick...I have to go..."

Phoenix then inquired, "What do you mean 'I have to go'?"

Maya then grabbed her crotch and screamed, "I HAVE TO PEE! NOW! WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?"

Phoenix then replied, "It's in the back. Make sure to go into this pan."

Maya then asked, "Is this some sort of joke?"

Miles then said, "Just do it!"

Maya came back thirty seconds later and delivered the 2 pint bucket, which was almost completely full with bright orange urine. He then opened the battery and dumped the whole bucket's contents into it.

Miles then exploded, "WRIGHT, ARE YOU CRAZY? HOW IS DUMPING URINE IN A BATTERY GOING TO MAKE IT WORK?!"

Phoenix then activate the engine, which worked like a charm and propelled them back to the command module.

They then headed back to the ISS. Maya then asked in wonder, "How does urine make a battery work?"

Phoenix then answered, "Urine is acidic, and it helps the battery work by increasing the amount of acid in the battery."

Maya then asked Miles, "Can I tell you the story of why I love hamburgers so much?" Phoenix and Miles then eagerly replied, "Of course."

Maya then continued. "Back when I was ten," she said, "I was living in Kurain Village. In the village, it was forbidden for boys to be in the same schools as girls (I don't remember many boys being in Kurain anyways, as the men pretty much were only used to sustain the village), but we got special treatment compared to the men. Every Friday, lunch consisted of food from the outside world. The first meal I ate from the outside was a plain hamburger. It tasted so good, in fact, I developed an obsession with them. That is my story."

When the trio arrived, they sat at various tables. Phoenix then talked to Detective Gumshoe, who was at a table across from him.

"Hello, Detective," he said. "How was Pearl?"

Gumshoe then fiddled with his frazzled hair and explained, "Hey pal, that buddy of yours is quite the stuff! She gave me a lecture about some sponge who lived in a pineapple under the sea."

"You know," said Phoenix, "I find that quite funny."

Phoenix then ate his meal with Maya and they retreated to their sleeping quarters, as Pearl said she was going to stay up late and help Detective Gumshoe.

"Nick," said Maya, "I...um...I just want to say that..."

Phoenix then asked, "What is it?"

Maya then whispered in his ear, "I love you, Phoenix Wright."

Phoenix immediately felt blood start to flow to his nose. He also felt his pride start to rise. He also got all red in the face and saw Maya beginning to fiddle with her kimono.

Maya then said, "Well, do you want your reward?"

Phoenix then blushed even harder. "You mean...that?"

"Well, Phoenix, it's your choice."

Phoenix then said, "You...love me that much?"

Maya then continued, "Yes, Nick. I truly do. If you want to get intimate with me, just say yes. If not, then I am OK with it."

Phoenix then wrote on a piece of notebook paper, "Phoenix Wright chooses love."