Poor Joker
(Tune: "Poor Jack")
(Joker)
What have I done? What have I done?
How could I be so blind?
All has failed. Is this true?
Spoiled all, spoiled all.
Everything's gone all wrong.
What have I done? What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in
In twenty seven years they'll find me
Only bones!
And a stone
That reads, "This is Joker's home."
But I've never intended Bats escaping, never.
And non of them really understood!
Well, how could they?
That's all I ever wanted
Was to lead Bats to his death!
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
Well, what the heck?
I went and did my best!
And I thought I had come up with something swell!
And for a moment, why
We even thought Bats died!
And at least this is a story we can tell!
It is!
And for the first time since
I don't remember when.
I feel just like my old Joker self again!
And I, Mr. J! The Ace of Knaves---
That's right! I am the Ace of Knaves! HAHAHA!
And I just can't wait
For some weeks to go
Cuz I've got some new ideas
Which will give them quite a show!
And by golly!
I'm really going to give them all my might---
Uh-oh. I hope there's still time
To set things right...