"ANAKIN!"
"Mmmmphh."
"Wake up!"
"Whattimeisit?"
"Time for you to clean the kitchen!"
"No. Timeforsleeeeeeeeep."
"Get. Yourself. And. Your. Over-Gelled. Hair. Out. Of. Bed."
"But Master!"
"You are going to put on these rubber gloves and start polishing the sink. Hurry and get up. You have to clean, and I have a meeting with the Council.""
"...You never tell me what your Tuesday meetings with the council are about...Fine- I'm up. What time is it anyways?"
"With a padawan such as you...? Half past the edge of my sanity."
"Ha ha. Very funny Mast- WAIT! Truth or dare?"
"Hmm... I think a da-
" *cough cough TRUTH cough cough* "
"I think, a dare."
"... ...Please truth?"
"..."
"..."
"...well... I suppose you are cleaning the kitchen. Okay, truth."
"HA! Now you'll HAVE to tell me! What exactly do you talk about during those secret Tuesday council meetings?"
"Anakin, you know I can't disclose information like that, especially since-
"No, no, I'm not asking for, like, details or anything. I'm just wondering; what's such an important issue that it has to be talked about every single week? Could it be a dying star, ... or one of the lost Jedi having sworn revenge, ... or some big huge... thing that just won't die, ... or, like, the mysterious occurance of sound in space, ... or-"
"I assure you it's nothing of that sort. Not quite as exciting, though still an increadibly relevant issue about which periodic disscusion is required."
"Sooooooooooooooooo... are you going to tell me?
"Perhaps..."
"Just give me one word. That's all I'm asking for. Besides, you did say 'truth'..."
"I suppose I did. Very well. Since this cannot be avoided..."
"Yes...? What's the problem? What's so concerning that it needs to be talked about every week?"
"..."
"What?"
"..."
"WHAT?"
"..."
"..."
"...You."