I am bumped that RR made Jasper official. It won't stop me from writing Jeyna. Happy reading.
The trio were scraping gum under the Mess tables. Bobby was trying to remove a stubborn piece of gum under the table. Bobby sighed in frustration.
"Man this sucks." Bobby complained.
"Bobby just shut up man." Jason said. Jason was mad at Bobby for saying those things to Reyna.
"What did I do?" Bobby asked.
"What did I do?" Dakota said in a high pitch voice, "You know what you did."
"Go back to scraping." Jason said.
"Alright then, I am sorry." Bobby said.
"Doesn't change the damages now do they." Jason snarled at Bobby.
"You really that into her huh?" Bobby asked.
"Do you value your jewel?" Jason asked who ignored Bobby's question. Bobby gulped.
"Yes." Bobby said weakly.
"Then I suggest you shut up." Jason said.
"Or else you will say hello to my little friend." Dakota said as he took out his slingshot.
"I get dibs." Jason said. Usually, Dakota would've fighter for using his things but Jason and him were on the same team, with the same goal.
"Okay." Dakota said.
"Are my friends threatening me?" Bobby said in fake shock.
"No why in the world would we do that." Dakota said sarcastically.
"Well there's a slingshot." Bobby pointed out.
"Oh that's just a piece of wood." Jason said sarcastically as well.
"Quit the sarcasm." Bobby said seriously. Dakota smacked Bobby in the chin.
"Then get back to work." Dakota yelled.
"You get back to work." Bobby yelled back. Jason thought to himself why are they his friends.
"Bobby get back to work." Jason said.
"What?" Bobby asked outraged.
"Bobby get back to work." Jason repeated slowly. Before Bobby could reply Gwen walked in.
"Enjoying yourselves." Gwen said.
"Thrill of a lifetime." Dakota said sarcastically. Gwen ignored his sarcasm.
"So Jason a little bird told me you checking out Reyna." Gwen said excited.
"More like big bird." Dakota mutterrd. Bobby glared at him while Dakota looked away.
"Yeah." Jason said who acted calm and was resisting the urge to blush, "But I wasn't the only one checking out."
"Who?" Gwen said excited and looked at both Dakota and Bobby.
"The person was checkin you out." Jason said as he pointed his gum scraper at Gwen. Dakota immediately understood the message. Gwen's face went flat. She looked at Dakota. Dakota raised both his eye brows, twice.
"Hey there." Dakota said in a husky voice. Gwen had her mouth open in shock. Jason snorted. Dakota still kept his flirty face on but then dropped it. "Eww me checking you out?"
"Excuse me?" Gwen said outraged.
"I'll tell you who it is. He rhymes with Dobby." Dakota said. Bobby face was priceless.
"No I didn't." Bobby said quickly. It made it more obvious for Gwen.
"What?" Gwen said more outraged.
"Ryhmes with Dobby." Dakota said.
"Dakota your Harry Potter is not needed." Bobby said.
"It is in this case." Dakota said.
"Remember what you said about Gwen?" Jason said.
"What did he say?" Gwen said urgently. She couldn't wait to give Bobby a piece of her mind. Jason looked Dakota and they decided what they were going were say.
"He said 'Man look at Gwen. She looks good tonight. Yowie, I want some of that Gwen soup with some Gwen meat tonight!' He then panted like a dog." Dakota said and tried to have fake sympathy for Gwen.
"No I didn't!" Yelled Bobby.
"Yes you did. I remember that you said 'Meow' then purred, 'Me likey' you then had this dumbstruck look." Jason said.
"I didn't" Yelled Bobby. Gwen's eyes were wide open in shock. She then approached Bobby. She got in the same position as Bobby which were on both knew. Gwen had a dreamy face on.
"Thats probably one of the..." Gwen said then closed her eyes to lean forward. Bobby thought she was going to kiss him. He thought wrong. Gwen's eyes shot wide open and she slapped him as hard as she could."You pig! Useless trash! Idiot! You disgust me!" Gwen said. Gwen then used a couple of words that shouldn't be said.
"Someone has a potty mouth." Dakota commented.
"Do you want to recieve the end if my hand!" Gwen said with her eye twitching.
"Are you having a seizure?" Dakota asked. Gwen growled.
"I don't think violence is the answer to this." Jason said.
"What are we in the hippie era?" Gwen yelled.
"If it was I wouldn't have gotten slapped." Bobby said as he touched the check that he got slapped.
"You deserved it." Dakota said then pointed at Bobby. Gwen looked at Bobby.
"I can't stand looking at you." She then got up went to the exit door but paused, turned back and slapped Bobby on the cheek once more then left.
"Well that was interesting ." Dakota said to lighten up the mood.
"You found it interesting that Gwen slapped me." Bobby said trying to conceal his anger
"Sort of." Dakota said who kinda lied. It was amusing for him. All of it. Bobby grabbed his gum scraper and held it up.
"You know what I should do with this here gum scaper. I should take and and place in your..." Bobby said. He didn't finish his semtence. The reason he didn't finish was because Reyna walked in the hall.
"Just came by and see your progress." Rryna said.
"We have a small progress" Dakota said. Reyna nodded.
"Jason may I speak to you?" Reyna said.
"Yeah sure." Jason said.
"By the way Jaon thought you were a hot babe in your swimsuit." Bobby said. He expected Reyna to slap Jason.
"Do you value your tongue?" Retba said.
"Yes." Bobby said.
"I suggest you kept it shut." Reyna suggested. She then looked at Jason an together they walked to the corner of the Mess hall.
"I feel a bit upset for what happened." Retna said.
"I know." Jason said.
"I should slap you and kill you right here on the spot." Reyna said.
"I wouldn't blame you." Jason said truthfully.
"I know. You have an extra consequence." Reyna said.
"What?" Jason said in shock.
"You heard a conversation that was very person and that was between Gwen and I. I am tempted to slap the Jupiter out of you but I won't. You will do my paperwork." Reyna said.
"I hate doing that!." Jason complained.
"I know you do. That is why I selected it." Reyna said.
"Unfair." Jason said then crossed his arm.
"It's fair. It'll teach you a lesson for next time of you ever decide to the girls, Baths." Reyna said.
"You don't want to do the paperwork do you?" Jason asked. Reyna's lips turned up just a millimeter.
"It's true. I don't want to do the paperwork." Reyna confessed.
"I'm surprised you haven't ripped my head off" Jason said.
•Would you like me to?" Reyba said then pulled out her dagger.
"No. That's can put your dagger away." Jason said as he tried to conceal his panic.
"I thought so. I wanted to make a mature approach to this." Reyna said. Jason examined Reyna she looked tired.
"Have you sliced up a dummy." Jaosn asked.
"Yes. I was fuming and I had to take out my stress." Reyba said.
"Oh." Jason said.
"Get back to work," Reyna said.
"Okay ma'am." Jason said. Retna turned and exited. He then turned and returned to Dakota and Bobby. Dakota had the slingshot in his head. He wanted to throw one at Bobby. Jason remembered that he said he was going to hit Bobby in the Holy Grail when they were in the girls' Baths. Jason held out his hand to Dakota. Dakota gave him the slingshot and a blue marble. Bobby was distracted with scraping a piece of gum under the table.
Jason placed the marble between the two rubber strings. He grabbed the marble and pulled back with the strings as well. Jason spotted the target. He looked at Dakota. Dakota nodded his head in approval and saluted him like in the army. Jason then returned to his target. He released. He hit him in the spot. Bobby yelled as if he were an opera singer. Dakota an Jason high five each other.
"Remember when I said I would hit you in the grail." Jason said. Bobby nodded remembering. "I was so true to my word."
"He did it like a master." Dakota commented.
"That hurts so much." Bibby said in a wheezy voice.
"Take it like a man." Dakota said.
"Well today I guess wa a good day overall." Jason said to Dakota. Dakota smiled. Dakota slapped Bobby's back.
"I hate you." Bobby said a he clutched himself.
"Love you too." Jason and Dakota said together sarcastically
"Isn't scraping gum fun?" Dakota asked.
"Hitting Bobby in the grail makes all almost worth it." Jason said.
"Yeah. A typical night at Camo Jupiter." Dakota said. Bobby moaned in response. Jason laughed.
I really hope you enjoyed reading all this. I enjoyed writing this. I also enjoyed the reviews on how much many of you laughed. It made my day. To be honest i originally planned two chapters but i saw many reviews on how much you guy enjoyed it so I extended it. Don't worry the trio aren't done yet. I have another story that is a work in progress called "The Date" you need to read it find out what it is about.