AN: Maybe not my best, but i thought it turned out decent... (Watch i say this and all of you will hate it or my guts for this chapter.) Well i won't hold you guys up! Hope you enjoy!

Zelda was tapping her foot impatiently. That meant that I was probably just as screwed if not dead (Crap!).

I clutched my stomach awkwardly; approaching Zelda seemed like a bad thing, a really bad thing. Especially with my already wounded self, more wounds weren't a great option. Starting forward I hurried as slow as possible to the rather upset Hylian and put on the best innocent, child-like expression I, a seasoned, scarred bounty hunter, could muster. (The whole seasoned bounty hunter part probably meant I looked like a depressed, pouting blowfish.)

Swallowing I glanced up, "H-hey Zelda. I um… won." I gave a sheepish smile and scratched the back of my neck, the tiny hairs tickling me from standing on end.

"Congratulations, now, let's leave." She nodded to herself meekly, took my hand and yanked me towards her while she paced to the door with hurried steps. Something was wrong and I wasn't going anywhere until she told me what.

I ground my heel into the plush carpet, halting us in our tracks while I made her look at me directly.

"Zelda, what's wrong?" I locked her face in place with my hand gripping her chin, my other arm still over the hole in my zerosuit.

"We need to heal you." It was an obvious lie. Well somewhat, my wound had stopped bleeding probably, but I knew it was something else. Nothing had Zelda in a 'deer in the headlights' mode like whatever was freaking her out did.

"You're lying."

I watched her nostrils flare while she sucked in a breath, totally unaware of the group of smashers who now started to practically swarm us.

"Yes, but please let's just go… now." She paled, her eyes darting to either side past my head, fear pooling itself into the glassy orbs.

I quirked a brow and said nothing, not even budging when she tried to pull us again.

"Samus, please!" She looked on the verge of tears now and I finally caved, almost heartbroken at her broken, fearful state. Of course as I was about to nod I listened, cut off, by the muttered background noise coming from the now recognizable group.

So that's what she was upset about. I don't blame her either…

I had been bi-sexual a good chunk of my life, starting when I was a teenager, and this was a bit upsetting; even more so then when the Chozo found out. (They were a really accepting race I'll give you that. And no, that wasn't sarcasm.)

Despite being frozen on the outside, a mask of pure rage contorting my features, I could still think clearly on the inside. At least think well enough to know this was because of Peach and that hey, some jackass had just called Zelda a name that I would totally kick their ass for.

Dirty lesbian!

Snapping out of my haze I spun, guarding Zelda behind me, to lock eyes with none other than the queen of bitches herself: Peach.

"Shut the fuck up you desperate whore!" (First thing came to my mind was that, but of course it got me nowhere other than a worse position... Me and my fucking luck! Can't I have a break?)

A well placed punch nearly knocked me back on my ass. Instead, I hacked up blood and spittle that made its way onto the offender's brown, Italian-made, shoes. (I hate you Mario, I really, really hate you.)

Despite my ringing ears I heard Zelda's shocked gasp and what sounded like struggling, plus the blow to my back that made me land face-first into the carpet proved they had forced her from behind me.

"What the hell are you-!" I clamped my teeth shut, hissing in pain. Who the hell was the dickhead who kicked me in the stomach, aggravating my wound no less, with steel-toed boots?

"Nice, Snake. Now we need to set these girls straight, after all we can't have them defiling this manor. Especially with us in it now can we?" I swallowed down blood, Snake was going to die now, and that whole straight thing obviously wasn't good. Plus I'd be using Bowser's shell as a shield now after this.

"Indeed, so, who first?" That sounded like Falco…

I struggled with whoever the hell was pinning me to the floor, trying to claw at their hands keeping mine behind my back in a none-to-comfortable position.

"Samus first, make Zelda watch. Maybe she can be spared yet."

Shit not good!

"Fine enough with me." Snake crouched in front of me, tilted my face up with his disgusting, nicotine coated fingers, and let out a puff of smoke. "So, where's the zipper on the suit of yours?"

I spat at his foot, his breath reeked of alcohol and cigarettes.

He got back up to walk around and practically sit on my back, crushing me under his weight. If he was any heavier I'd be dead by now, but no, not time for jokes.

He yanked on my ponytail, pulling my head back till my neck popped, and my ear nearly made contact with his cold, chapped lips.

"Now listen princess, this would never have had to happen if you could only settle for a guy like me, but no, you fucking slut. If you're going to be one, I'll make you one." Each word thickly lined with lust fueled the raging pit in my stomach. I was going to puke soon if this kept up…

"And since I can't find the damn zipper on this thing, I'll just cut it off you." I bucked up, trying to throw him off me to escape, but it was no use, and I only got my head slammed into the floor and a bloody nose as thanks.

The blade of a knife glinted in the peripheral vision, the tip slicing through the thin, tight, nylon like fabric guarding my neck.

He trailed it down, lower and lower, until he stopped at the middle of my back, flipped me over and straddled my pinned form.

"Samus!" A choked, forced, almost squeak like yelp followed suit when Mario punched Zelda flat in the stomach.

"Keep your filthy hands off her you dirty bastard!" I seethed anger, ignoring Snake peeling down my zerosuit till it reached the middle of my breasts.

A quick slap followed, and the cool touch of those disgusting lips on my collarbone made bile start to rise in my throat, a rage filled scream threatening to tear past my bloodied lips.

Thinking quickly I did the only thing I could, lean forward as much as possible, and bite Snake. (No pun intended or anything of the like.)

He snarled, and backed away from my collarbone to stare at me in pure hate. I glared back at him, hoping he'd drop over dead any second now, but I didn't have to worry about that for long.

"Just what in Din's name are you doing!" (Although I wasn't used to seeing elfboy, I must say, the sight of him, Luigi, Marth, and Ike seemed to be a bit comforting. Oh and Pikachu. Can't forget my favorite mouse thing Red called a Pokémon. "Unhand the Princess and the Bounty Hunter immediately!"

Relief etched its way into my body. Thank Metroids…

"Pika!" Pikachu let out a charge of electricity, shocking Snake enough so I could easily kick him off.

I looked over to Zelda as she was aided down the hall by Marth, and the now doubled over Mario from Link. Pikachu ran to my feet and while Ike propped me up on his shoulder, I held up my now useless zerosuit to cover my breasts and was gladly led down the hall to my room.

[x_] Sand Bag!

I thanked the trio of swordsmen, pulled Pikachu in with me and limped over to the couch after changing, and sat down. I took a deep breath and almost immediately Zelda was sitting on my lap, muttering something incoherent, and holding me close, crying.

I winced but held her in my arms, running a hand through her hair and literally almost started crying myself. No idea what the hell was getting into me, I ignored it and held back the tears like usual.

Today was a shitty day.

AN: Hope You guys enjoyed! I'll try to update Sunday, if not around Thrusday or so next week.