Split Decisions
Deidara breathed the ocean air in deeply, the salty tang of the sea filling his nose, and he sighed contentedly to himself. Every day with Tobi seems perfect. He walked toward the still-wet shore, the deep blue surf breaking against the sand, and, as the water washed over his toes, he felt the urge to dance away from the chilling waves.
"Tobi," Deidara smiled, "Thank you for bringing me here." Tobi, his hair windblown and his bare chest glistening with water, looked sexy, and Deidara felt the usual disbelief he felt when he saw Tobi gaze at him that way.
"No problem," Tobi smiled, the corners of his lips curling up mischievously, "but I have a problem?"
"What is it?" Deidara asked, genuinely curious.
"The water is cold," Tobi began, "and I need something to keep me warm, and, since I have no towel, you will have to do." Before Deidara could react, Tobi lunged forward and embraced him in a vice-like hug, Deidara's back popping as Tobi squeezed harder.
"Can't… breaf…" Deidara managed to choke out.
"I'm sorry," Tobi smirked, "I didn't catch that." He squeezed tighter.
"That's… it…" Deidara whispered. He bent his knees and sprung up, hoping to tackle Tobi to the ground, but Tobi used this as an opportunity to lift Deidara into his arms.
"Got you," Tobi smiled, "Now you are my prisoner." Deidara laughed, brushing his stray bangs out of his face.
"Where are you taking me?" Deidara smiled.
"Close your eyes," Tobi said, "It's a surprise." Deidara obeyed, a smile playing across his lips as Tobi's hand covered his eyes. Deidara sat in Tobi's arms, no idea how much time had passed. Finally, Tobi set him down and took his hand off of Deidara's eyes. Deidara took in the scene before him, a black and white checkered picnic blanket with a basket full of PB and J's crowning it, and a Tobi's Portable speakers lay on one side of the blanket.
"Go put on a song," Tobi smirked, "I wanted to make today… somewhat romantic…"
"I have the perfect thing," Deidara said mischievously, "Hold up." Deidara plugged his phone in a scrolled down to Monster, Nicki Minaj Verse.
"Pull up in the monster
Automobile gangster
With a bad b-tch that came from Sri Lanka
Yeah I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka
You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer
Ok first things first I'll eat your brains
Then Ima start rocking gold teeth and fangs
Cause that's what a muthafucking monster do
Hairdresser from milan, thats the monster do
Monster Giuseppe heel that's the monster shoe
Young money is the roster in the monster crew
And I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
And if I'm fake I aint notice cause my money aint
"Umm, wow," Tobi said in disbelief.
"Wait," Deidara smiled, "It's not over."
So let me get this straight look I'm the rookie
But my features and my shows ten times your pay
50k for a verse no album out!
Yeah my money's so tall that my barbie's gotta climb it
Hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it
Tony Matterhorn dutty whine it
Whine it, nicki on them titties when I sign it
How these niggas so one-track minded
But really really I don't give a F-U-C-K
Forget barbie fuck nicki cause she's fake
She on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake
And I'll say bride of Chucky is Child's play
Just killed another career it's a mild day
Besides 'Ye they can't stand besides me
I think think me, you and 'em should Minaj friday
Pink wig thick ass give em whip lash
I think big get cash make em blink fast
Now look at what you just saw this is what you live for
Aaahhhh, I'm a muthaf-cking monster!"
The song ended, and the music died down. "Wow," Tobi said, whistling slowly, "the stuff you listen to…"
"Is amazing," Deidara smiled innocently, "I know. Now, let's eat. I'm actually hungry for once."
"You mean you are actually going to listen to your growling stomach for once?" Tobi said. Deidara ignored him. They each ate 4 sandwiches, leaving about 4 left.
"That. Was. Amazing." Deidara smiled, "you, sir, are a master of the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
"That's not all I'm a master of," Tobi said with a wink. Oh, so he wants to play that way. Deidara crawled over to Tobi, his hair hanging in his face, and, before Tobi could realize what was happening, Deidara tackled him to the ground and straddled his groin. Deidara pressed his hips deep into Tobi, earning a groan.
"So," Deidara smirked, "You still think I'm not a slut?" Deidara didn't give Tobi a chance to reply; he pushed Tobi's legs farther apart until his ass was right on Tobi's crotch. Deidara noticed Tobi had begun to pant, clearly trying to control himself.
"Well," Deidara said as he lifted up and drove his hips down again, causing Tobi to groan, "I'm waiting for an answer."
"You're… not… a… slut," Tobi panted. Deidara placed his hands on Tobi's shoulders for support and thrust his hips down, hard. This time, Tobi bucked up into Deidara, and a smile laced Deidara's lips.
"Are you sure?" Deidara said coyly.
"Yes. I. Am!" Tobi said through grit teeth as he bucked up with such force that Deidara fell off. Deidara just laughed as he brushed sand off his shirt.
"You know," Deidara smiled, "I really love teasing you." Tobi just glared at him, "Aww, did I lead you on too far?" Suddenly, Tobi lunged forward, and, so fast Deidara had no time to react, he kissed him on the cheek.
"I lov… never mind." Tobi began but faltered, "Hey, wanna go swim or something?
"Sure," Deidara said quietly, still stunned. He just… kissed me… kind of. But, what was he about to say…
"Alright," Tobi smiled, "Let's go."
They swam until it was so dark, they couldn't see each other when they were nearly 2 meters away. As Deidara clambered out of the water, the spot on his cheek where Tobi's lips had come in contact with his face still felt warm, like a lone ember radiating heat amidst a pile of ashes.
"I'm freezing," Tobi said, his teeth chattering, "What about you?"
"No," Deidara said smiling, "I am not cold in the least. But, it's getting late. Can you take me home?"
"On it," Tobi winked.
"Bye Tobi," Deidara smiled as Tobi walked him to his door, "Thank you so much for the surprise… it was great."
"See you tomorrow?" Tobi asked. Today is Saturday… I can hang out with him Sunday.
"Of course," Deidara smiled, "see you then." Deidara watched as Tobi drove off, and, as soon as he was out of sight, his phone vibrated. Did he forget something?
Hey Deidara, I will pick you up in 10 minutes. ;) Be ready.
Crap Kisame. I told him I would… Okay…
See you then :)
Deidara sighed and banged his head against the door, yelping in pain as his forehead came in contact with the wood. Great, maybe he will just want to watch a movie…
Deidara went in to his living room and sat down on the couch, and, in what seemed seconds, the lights of Kisame's car flashed outside. Here we go.
Putting on his best smile, Deidara walked outside. Kisame was leaning against his blue sports car.
"Hop in," He said, flashing a toothy grin.
"So what do you wanna watch," Kisame said coolly as he inched closer to Deidara on the couch, his leg now pressing against his. Deidara pretended not to notice.
"Do you have anything scary?" Deidara asked, Kisame eyes lighting up at the word scary.
"Dark House," he said instantly, "I will put it in." He jumped up from the couch and, sorting through a pile of dvd's he found the one he was looking for and put it in. He returned to the couch, and, as the movie started, he put his arm around Deidara. Deidara flashed him a look, but said nothing.
So, the movie was basically about this lady that murdered her entire orphanage, and then killed herself. And the hoe wanted to go back to the house for closure to take care of her nightmares, and she did so under the guise of wanted her acting glass to help out in the haunted house that was being set up there. In short, the holograms come to life and all of her friends were killed. However, the insane woman in the attic genuinely scared Deidara.
The credits began rolling and Kisame scooted very close to Deidara. Deidara tried to inch away, but Kisame's arm wrapped around his shoulder and pulled him in close. Deidara couldn't help but notice how muscular Kisame's arm was.
"See anything you like," Kisame joked.
"Yeah, the door," Deidara said bitterly.
"Oh, don't play hard to get…" Kisame began, his hand sliding down Deidara's back and coming to rest on his ass. "I always get what I want." Deidara shivered.
"Maybe with other guys, but not me," Deidara murmured. Suddenly, Kisame hoisted Deidara up and placed him on his lap, their eyes almost level, but Kisame still somewhat towered over Deidara.
"What are you—" Kisame gripped the back of Deidara head by the hair and drove him toward him, their lips meeting. Deidara squealed quietly in protest as Kisame's tongue drove into his mouth. Deidara tried to resist, but Kisame was infinitely more dominant.
"I'm giving you what you have wanted for a long time," Kisame whispered, his breath hot in Deidara's ear, "Someone who actually cares about you, but isn't afraid to get dirty."
Deidara moaned as Kisame gripped his ass with his free hand, and Kisame bucked up into him slightly. Deidara felt Kisame through his pants, but, try as he might, he was trapped. And, the worst part was, he was enjoying it. Kisame broke the kiss.
"More?" Kisame smirked as he ripped of his shirt. Deidara's mouth dropped open as he saw Kisame's chest. He's even more muscular than Tobi…
"…Yes…" Deidara sighed in defeat. Kisame pressed Deidara into him, and Deidara felt a chill run through his body. Kisame was hard, and it was getting harder to ignore.
"What do you say…" Kisame grinned, "We go into my room?" Deidara stared at Kisame for a full minute.
"Okay…" He whispered.
A/N: Okay, Not sure about the spacing now :0, but linebreakers are a no go... for now. Anywayy, :) New Chapter is done. WAYYY ahead of schedule :) Praise me, Little Monsters. I need sleep though :( boo. Well that is all for now. Tell me what you think in the reviews :)
SoleixDeidara3 - I know that is a 3 -_- but it is a heart.
( A Rap for today :) Ghetto mood)
Bitches wanna take me out, I say no
Because they think they tough shit, she just a stupid hoe
I don't believe we've met, you say you are the primer?
Bitch I have so much money, boy I gotta climb it
Now hate me for what I do, I don't care
I aint gotta wonder whether, not you think it's fair
So listen to me hoe, this is the end
Stop all the frontins, acting like you a friend
Cause you know yo not, you know you done
Because, face it bitch, I am the da number one.