King Kick

Grandpa Archie: This one's a parody of the 1933 film King Kong so there's no need for me to tell the summary.

SariSpy56: Here are the cast in case you forgot.

Kick Buttowski = King Kick

Kendall Perkins = Kandy Perky

Gordon Gibbles = Van Gordon

DiPazzi Twin with the weird eyes = Michael

Normal DiPazzi Twin = Antonio

It is the year 1933 in New York City. Our story begins at the dock where a certain blonde woman who goes by the name of Kandy Perky approaches the attractive rich guy named Van Gordon follwed by two bodyguards Michael and Antonio.

"Hello," said Kandy. "I'm Kandy Perkins and I'm here about the ad."

"I see," Van Gordon replied. "What do you think you guys?"

"I think women are very helpful boss," said Antonio.

"Yeah!' said Michael. "Very helpful!"

"Well I don't see why not," Van Gordon replied and then turned to Kandy. "Young lady you're hired."

Seveal hours later on the ship, Kandy is sun tanning while being watched from above by three workers - Brad, Pantsy and Horace.

"Mmm, mmm," Brad hummed as he looks at Kandy lustfully. "Someone should've told her that we're going to ChimiApe Island."

"ChimiApe Island," Pantsy replied. "No kidding."

"I though we were going to ApeBanca Island," Horace cried. "What do they have there?"

"Apes but they aren't that big like the ones in ChimiApe Island."

Just then, the ship reaches to ChimiApe Island at which what is best known for the island is the big skull. Michael can hear a group of people from the island chanting and repeating the words. "King Kick."

"Who the heck is King Kick?" Michael asked.

"Well he's a prehistoric ape," Van Gordon replied. "He's 50 foot tall and also had another name for the giant ape, Clarence. Either way, we're going ashore"

"Am I coming too?" Kandy asked as she approaces Van Gordon.

"Yes, yes of course. We wouuldn't think about leaving without the bait, er baithing beauty. Yes. I think I covered that up quite nicely."

As Van Gordon, Kandy, Antonio and Michael explored the island, they came across a huge temple full of natives. It looks like the natives were having a traditional party. Just then, the chief of the natives spotted Kandy's golden hair with a pink hairband.

"My fellow people," said the chief as the other natives stopped at what they're doing. "This golden haired woman will make a great sacrifice."

The other natives agreed. Van Gordon and the other hid behind the bushes to stay out of the natives' sight.

"What did the chief say?" Kandy asked Van Gordon.

"He said that they wouldn't dreamed of sacrificing the golden haired woman," Van Gordon replied.

Kandy give Van Gordon a relief before the natives spotted them and took Kandy away leavng Van Gordon and his bodyguards behind. Van Gordon just smiled with pleasure as if his plans are working.

A few minutes later, Kandy is wearing a native dress and each of her arms are strapped to a pillar. Kandy screams for help thought neither the natives or Van Gordon are interested in helping her. Then the chief grabbed his staff and banged it at the huge cymbol to summon King Kick.

But it seems that King Kick is busy for a while. You see, King Kick is battleing a huge T-Rex and is about to win when all of a sudden, he heard the cymbol and turned his head around. The T-Rex had an oppertunity to defeat King Kick by biting King Kick's arm so hard that King Kick roared in pain. Since he had to hurry to the temple, King Kick grabbed the T-Rex by the neck and threw him across the island.

Meanwhile, Kendall is still screaming as the trees begin to shake like some monster is coming closer to its destination. It was King Kick and as he came closer to the temple and Kandy, Kandy screamed even louder as King Kick grabs her from the pillars.

"Well my bodyguards," Van Gordon said to Michael and Antonio. "This is a great oppertunity. If we captured King Kick alive, we'l put him on broadway. Dead and we'll make expensive clothes out of his giant hide."

King Kick on the other hand was amazed at the sight of Kandy. He even plays with her hair which annoys Kandy.

"Now you keep your hands to yourself Clarence," Kandy said.

King Kick puts Kandy up to his nose and sniffs at her hair. He must've liked her perfume very much. Kandy suddenly drops her annoyance and giggles after seeing King Kick's friendly side. But it didn't last long as Van Gordon and his crew burst in and started shooting King Kick. One of the crew, Brad shot out a canonbal to King Kick's private and King Kick went into a terrible rage, He puts Kandy on the nearest tree, grabbed Brad and puts him in his mouth.

"Hey dillweed cut it out," Brad said as King Kick continues chewing him. "Aw come on man. Cut it out!"

Just then, Van Gordon had a plan. He pulls out a sleeping bomb and threw it directly at King Kick who then collasped to the ground and went fast asleep.

Several days later, King Kick is brought before the locals at the broadway theatre. Van Gordon, Kandy, Antonio and Michael are at backstage just as the performance of the magician is over and the audience is clapping as the curtains pulled down.

"Thank you," said the annoucer. "And now may I welcome you the richest man in New York, Van Gordon!"

The audience applauded as Van Gordon walks toward the annoucer and takes a bow.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," Van Gordon started. "May I present you the 8th wonder of the world, a 50 foot tall ape from ChimiApe Island, Clarence also known as to the natives King Kick!"

The audience applauded even louder as the curtains rolled up to reveal King Kick in chains.

"Wow!" said one the audience (who looks exactly like Gunther.) "Look at the size of that monkey!"

King Kick saw the audience and was frightened. Just then, the photographers walked on stage and took some pictures while the reporters start scooping up the story. This instead angers King Kick. At backstage, Kandy is wearing her pink gown and felt very sorry for King Kick.

"Stop it!" Kandy said to one of the photographers. "You're scaring him!"

"Ha, ha, ha!" the photographer laughed. "What's this big ape going to do? Scream for help!"

But King Kick had another idea. He breaks the chains loose and growls. The audience were terrified and run for their lives. Then King Kick crashes through the wall and into the streets. Most of the people screamed in horror as King Kick walked through th streets.

The next day, Van Gordon invited Kandy for a brief visit in his penthouse.

"My dear Kandy," Van Gordon said as he held Kandy's hand. "I love you so much. Will you marry me"

But before Kandy answers, she saw a huge ape looking from the window. It was King Kick and boy does he look angry. King Kick broke the glass with his giant hand and grabbed kandy from Van Gordon. Kandy screams as King Kick walked across the streets until he came across the Empire Building. The people screamed as King Kick started climbing up to the top.

"You put me down this instant Clarence!" Kandy demanded as King Kick finally reached to the top. Then Kandy had second thoughts.

"Oh I get it," Kandy said. "You're abducting me so that Van Gordon won't marry me?"

King Kick nodded sadly. Suddenly, the air force circled around King Kick and are shooting at him in the groin. One of the missiles hit King Kick's hand which caused him to lose his grip and fall the ground where he lies unconscious. Kandy walked out of King Kick's hand safely as Van Gordon appears.

"Thank god that ape is dead," Van Gordon said.

"No, no he's not dead," Kandy said while hearing King Kick's deep breathing. "He's unconscious."

"What are we to do with the ape now?" said one of the crowd.

Then Kandy had an idea.

The next, next day, Kandy and King Kick decided to have a wedding. Before the two families can get their pictures, Mrs. Perky cried, "I can't find Ms. Chikie anywhere Kandy!"

It was revealed that King Kick ate Ms. Chikie (who looks a lot like Ms. Chicarelli) although Kandy isn't uspet at this.

Grandpa Archie: And so King Kick and Kandy wed and lived happily ever after. The End.

Kendall: That was really classic and elegant for an old man.

Grandpa Archie: Why thank you Kandy.

SariSpy56: Um sir? Her name's Kendall.

Grandpa Archie: Oh right. Sorry about that.

Ms. Chicarelli: Well that was far the worst story I've ever heard!

Mr. Vickle: Why worst Ms. Chicarelli?

Ms. Chicarelli: Because I said so!

Kick: Well if you're so smart Ms. Chicarelli, why don't you tell us a story?

Ms. Chicarelli: Maybe I will!

SariSpy56: Well what story is it about? Some old lady who finally had her revenge against the world's youth?

Ms. Chicarelli: Close my pretty. This one is about a school.

Mr. Vickle: That's not so scary.

Ms. Chicarelli: The school from HELL!

Mr. Vickle: I gotta go to the bathroom now.

Ms. Chicarelli: MWA HA HA HA HA!

Helga: But SariSpy56 and Archie need at least two reviews before you start Ms. Chicarelli.

Ms. Chicarelli: Well tell them to hurry up!

SariSpy56: Sheesh. Take a pill lady.

Kick and Gunther: AND STAY AWESOME! ;D

Ms. Chicarelli: Shut up you little brats!

SariSpy56: Hey, hey!