~* Chapter 10 *~
(AN: This story is inspired by true events that never happened. Thank you Alex 4 a rape filled evening! Others can submit their own ideas and we'll add it to the story!)
Ally felt like a chameleon because of Noah, but not like a real chameleon because they like change colors and stuff and blend into their surroundsings and become invisible like the air because air is invisible, invisible means you can't see it, like a chameleon when they change colors and blend into the backgrounds, becoming invisible which is lighter than light.
Ally just saw a chameleon on the ground. She smiled to herself… but then she realized that she didn't really know if it was a chameleon because chameleons are hard to see because they like change colors and stuff and blend into their surroundsings and become invisible like the air because air is invisible, invisible means you can't see it, like a chameleon when they change colors and blend into the backgrounds, becoming invisible which is lighter than light. Ally then realized she didn't see anything. It was just gas. She must be in love. Thinking of love made her think of Noah, where is that ADD bastard Greg when you need him? Oh well.
She started running East (which isn't West because it's not North or South) but it was down the North or South road. She new Noah liked his cardinal directions especially East, he loved East, because it sounds sexual. As Ally ran her nose started to hurt and she was worried about getting an infection from a Blood Born Pathogens. BBPs can be transferred from sharp objects, but only if they break the skin, or from other things like amniotic fluid or semen too. But not like men of the sea, but semen like semen that comes like come, but it could come from men of the sea if they give you semen. Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, and Hepatitis C are also bad because they affect your liver but some are more treatable than others. If you get something with it on it though it needs to be put in a red bag labeled with a PCP.
As she pondered all of the possible disease she could get, she remembered that she took her vitamins this morning. She's a Flinnstowne's kid. She wante to make her mother proud. That's why she wore high heels in the snow. Speaking of snow, she had a lot of dandruff today. It was snowing from her head. Oh yeah, this is so good. She liked snow in Mispsissispsi because it rarely happened there unless it was from her head that happens a lot, just like seamen. Speaking of seamen, where's Noah?
Just then, Noah appears from Ally's perfereal vision which was very acute since she didn't wear glasses or contacts or anything other than her eyes. A smile crept across her face as she turned to face Noah, the love of her life, when she realized that Noah appearing wasn't actually Noah because he was actually a chameleon who just blended into his surroundings because they like change colors and stuff and blend into their surroundsings and become invisible like the air because air is invisible, invisible means you can't see it, like a chameleon when they change colors and blend into the backgrounds, becoming invisible which is lighter than light.
Upon realizing her mistake, Ally ran away crying – like a little chameleon.
(AN: Chameleons are cooo0l. K . e . w . l. Like kewl, not like cool when you're cold but like the kewl when you are pretty sweet like a chameleon.)