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CH. 10 Drunk

"We finally made it huh?" smiled Dorochet as him, Martel, Roa, Bido, Lan Fan, Ling Yao and May Chang walked down the hall to their room.

"I really need to congratulate you three. You finished the trials in record time. And not just because there was three of you," smiled Lan.

"Oh you know, when you're like us, it's a piece of cake," Martel added.

"Not to mention you made father laugh. It really has been a long time since we last heard him," May joined.

"Well we were just doing what we do best. But it seemed as thou someone wasn't too happy about us becoming your bodyguards OR elites," Roa said.

"Yes my uncle does not trust outsiders. Mainly because he believes the emperor was poisoned by one," Ling explained as they reached the rooms.

"You need to excuse me. I have other matters to attend to. But do enjoy yourselves," the prince added and entered his room.

"Man I wish we could party like we did in the Devil's Nest," said the snake chimera and got four glasses out.

"Yeah I hear ya. Remember when Roa got drunk?" the one mixed with mans best friend said and laughed.

"It was your fault anyway," the ox one defended as Martel brought the glasses to the other two chimeras, herself and Fan.

"What about me?" the Xing princess asked.

"You're too young for alcohol," said the Xing bodyguard and took a sip.

The little girl pouted and looked away.

"I would like to hear how it went down," Fan added as Martel sat down.

"Sure thing. Here's how it started," Dorochet said as Roa put his palm to his face.

Flashback

Martel was at the bar making some drinks when Dorochet and Greed came from downstairs.

"I'm telling you I really need my own room. Roa snores like a-a-a LOIN," the dog chimera complained.

"Really? Well maybe you should find a way too make him sleep here," the Homunculus suggested and sat on one of the bar stools. The small man also sat.

"The only way to do that is to get him drunk. And Roa doesn't even drink alcohol!"

"Then I don't know," the boss said as the snake chimera gave him a glass of Vodka.

After about 1 min of silence, the large chimera finally showed himself.

"Boss the guys downstairs said someone's cheating again," he explained and took a seat on another stool.

"Really? Again? It's only been two days," the ultimate shield sighed and got up and walked down to the basement.

"So who was it this time?" Martel asked and gave him a glass of milk. (yes he drinks milk x.x)

"I don't know. Some guy, they called him Archer," he said.

"You mean the military guy?" Dorochet asked.

"No idea maybe."

After another minute of silence, the katana wielding man got an idea.

"Hey Roa I just heard some guy in the back saying you look like a girl. Because of your long hair," he said and ordered for a glass of Whisky.

"WHAT?" the long haired man almost yelled.

And as he stood up, he knocked the stool over.

"I don't know. You better show him," he muttered as Roa got up and walked towards the back.

"Hehe sorry about his my friend," the smaller man said and poured the Whisky into the milk.

"You're really evil you know that?" the female said and closed her eyes.

"Well sorry if I want o sleep," he said and cried fake tears.

Just about 10 seconds later, they could hear someone yelling and being thrown out the window. "DON'T EVER COME BACK!" was head as a large man walked back to the bar.

"Damn it. No respect I tell ya," Roa said and sat back.

He then took his drink and drank it all in one go. Martel and Dorochet were wide eyed as they watched their friend lose balance. Roa fell off the chair and a loud *bam* was head as he hit the ground. The ox chimera was drunk.

Greed came running up the stairs after about the tenth *bam*, fearing what might have happened. But he was not prepared for what awaited him.

The room was empty, except for 3 chimeras. But that wasn't what made him want to laugh and puke at the same time.

"Why stop now? It's just getting interesting!" May complained as she looked at the older ones.

"Pleas don't. I really don't need you too remind me of it," Roa pleaded as Dorochet was rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.

"Sorry to late," Martel said and ran to the bathroom.

From there, they were able to hear her vomiting. After about 2 min of vomiting and 3 min of uncontrollable laugher, they sat back up and continued the story.

What Greed saw scarred him for life. In the middle of the room was Roa. He was wearing a prima ballerina outfit. In the back was playing 'Swan Lake' while he was dancing the ballet. In the front were Dorochet, laughing so hard he forgot to breath, and Martel at the sink, throwing up.

The Homunculus stood there, at the stairs, moth wide open and after the ox chimera finished the dance with a bow, did he face-palm.

"WHAT HAPPENED HERE?" Greed yelled.

"Oh well you see…" Dorochet started.

End of flashback

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